you got to babysit for little timmy johnson? oh, ok-- little timmy johnson? wait a minute -- that dude's 22 years old! j.j., if you need a date for the dance, you don't have to call those girls. there's a sexy lady right here in this living room who would love to go to the dance with you. willona, don't you think you're a little too old for me? want a slap across your nose? uh, j.j., i have something very important to ask you. but you go first. oh, no, it can wait. y-you go first. well, you know, there's a big dance saturday night. uh-huh. and we've been going out a little bit lately -- you know, going to the football game, basketball game over at hanson's, right? yeah, i have so much fun. i always have a good time when i'm with you, j.j. yeah, yeah. we laugh. ha ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha ha! and we laugh. ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! whaaaa! remember that waitress who spilled a drink on you? oh, you mean that overdeveloped, orange-haired hussy? yes. [ laughs ] yeah, what was her name? uh, they called her... dotty! dotty! dizzy dotty! dizzy dotty! wha