tina mcdermott. tina? tina, tell me who did this to you. i know you're afraid. i promise you, if you tell me who did this, we will find him, and he will never hurt you again. but he-he will. he'll kill me. and-and the other one who tried to help. you spoke to the police already? that's why he did this. he has friends who'll help him kill whoever. (machine beeping rapidly) she's coding. doctor: detective, give us some room. woman: need more hands here. did i hear right? another cop tried to help her? yeah, and now he's on a hit list. we got to get a name out of her. clear. woman: she's unresponsive. resuming compressions. clear. i think i know who the other cop is. what? and you know him even better. doctor: clear. (flatline beeping) clear. woman: still no pulse. (flatline beeping) scott... it's not what it looks like. i thought we agreed to share him? so that's what you meant by dessert! you can't put two in one. at intel, they make technology that lets a device be a laptop and a tablet, so you can put two in one. no, you can't. can. can't. can. upgrade to a 2in

tina and amy? and lebron? three nba legends. >> steve: well, that must be it. >> jimmy: three nba legends are in the house. i can't wait. and the movie looks great. the movie is written by paula pell by the way. and comedy fans know paula pell writes the goods. but, then we have what could be the song of the summer on tonight. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this could be the song of the summer. everybody is singing this song. this is -- the song is called "cheerleader." this is omi is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] what a show, what a show, what a show. i'm so happy. you guys, time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of going to a donald trump campaign rally. he's out on the road, taking his message directly to americans, many people love him. one mexican drug lord not so much. so let

jankskowski and tina fey singing. tell me how this came about. >> well, we had just had lunch. and tina had just finished writing. so we started watching beyonce clips. >> seth: as you do. >> as you do, when you're on a private jet. and i -- tina knows the words to like everything. >> seth: mm-hmm, yeah. >> and said, how do you have the time to do it? >> she's like, "oh, you know, i'm always at the gym or whatever. i just memorize songs." [ laughter ] so we started listening or watching the video for, i think it was "flawless." and tina is not on social media. she actually said to me, i said, "why aren't you on twitter?" she goes, "why would i give my jokes away for free?" [ laughter ] makes so much sense. >> seth: that part really does. >> because she's tina fey. [ laughter and applause ] so, i was like, "well, i'm on social media and i with love to do a little video with you and jane." so, they got all dolled up and we did a little -- >> seth: okay, this is for those who haven't seen it, because, i know it became ve

we were like three days off. >> tina's depression is so deep, her husband had asked tina's mother to help look after her. >> apparently i was talking about jumping. i don't remember talking about jumping. apparently they were trying to keep the car keys away from me. >> according to tina, on that july morning, her mother lost patience with her for not being able to get over her depression. it was too much for tina to handle. >> i snapped, and i lost all hope and i saw the car keys laying over by the refrigerator on the counter. i grabbed them, i ran out the door. >> but before tina drives away, her 6-year-old daughter pleads with her. >> she came out of the house and she saw me in the car and she's banging on my window, and she's banging on there saying, mommy, mommy, take me with you, take me with you. and i backed out. i just took the car and i just went as fast as i could. >> her mother alerts tina's husband his distraught wife has taken off in the car. tina's determined to drive to the bridge, get out and jump. she says she can't recall much of that harrowing journey. >> the next

alix: tina ford, thank you for your perspective. will continue to talk to us about russia and vladimir putin. joe: coming up, the commodities is belaboring glencore in reducing its debt. when we come back. ♪ >> i am scarlet fu. i am joe weisenthal. "what'd you miss?". glencore shares trading at an all-time low. to de-lever. we will see if it is enough. >> we are back with tina fordham. we want to turn to russia. vladimir putin will meet barack obama on monday, the first face -to-face gathering in a year. putin requested this meeting. does obama have the upper hand? >> that is what the white house would like us to think, about how talking they disagree. russia wants to talk about syria. the white house wants to talk about ukraine. we have some indication that the white house is letting us know that putin is not setting the agenda. joe: what is russia's economic situation, interest rates spiking, currency a mess. how does this affect the meeting? >> we think it undermines his leverage more than it does. we in the developed world, unit

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joe: that was tina fordham.et: breaking news, chesapeake energy is cutting 50% of its jobs. , 50%re just figuring out of jobs would be about a hundred 25 people based on -- 825 people, based on how many people they have. we will keep an eye on it. the right back. ♪ scarlet: don't miss this. breaking news, ralph lauren is stepping down as ceo of his own comfy. former eight and m executive stephan larson will take over. if you take a look inside of my terminal, you can see that investors like this in news. a bit of a pop in the afternoon. a 3.5%, this move is on the headline. the president of ralph lauren just stepped down last november. joe: tomorrow we get the employment change, a preview to the jobs report. everyone w >> google is firing back with two new phones. , in for emilyon chang, and this is bloomberg west. creating "gool yo 90," but can they really compete with finance no fine and snapch? a car company

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traps parent received a nice surprise on nomination day while we're on the topic of online shows the tina fey created net mix comedy unbreakable picked up a nod for freshman season. >> i am one of the indiana woman. >> from the news. >> i just want to be normal person. i'm having candy for dinner. >> from sweet we go to sour. perhaps the biggest snub in the best trauma comedy goes to empire. >> drip, drop, drip.drop. >> drip dropped from being considered for a trophy this year. scandals curry washington and despite having won twice in the past for her portrayal of lawyer alicia flores julianna margulies as is the good wife. tina rodriguez walks away empty handed the biggest gasp for a snub goes to ratings darling the big bang theory. >> i look sad. >> many critics loved newcomer elli but that didn't help garner a nomination. >> also snubbed is nick of parks and recreation and mandy of homeland. >> that's a mistake. >> sons of anarchy wrapped up its final seventh season didn't get a nod let alone a sympathy nod and many fans say it wasn't fair for the affair to be left behind. ♪ >> the act

tina is in for russ. sports is a business, the giants letting go of one of their favorites, our favorites. >> he has filled in as a sports anchor, steve weatherford, the punter. less than an hour ago, he finally came from radio silence to making a statement. he did post on his twitter account thank you, giants. the most amazing fans in the nfl. #once a giant always a giant. there's a link to his youtube page where he is there with a video message with his wife and four children. just expressing his gratitude and his opportunity to play for the giants. he talks about thanking the head coach. christina: pure class. >> it is a business. he was marred with injuries last season. he was coming off a season where he had a decline in his performance. but he was a great punter. came to the giants in 2011. he's a 10 year nfl veteran and he's most known for this moment, his reaction in 2011 when the giants won the nfc championship game. look at him. christina: no slouch. >> he's worked out with duke. it's all about

>> her name is tina fales. i knew one of my best friends at the time lived on her court. it was terrifying. you think of pleasanton as a safe place. it was the case that changed pleasanton forever. >> your sister knew the killer. >> in 2011 when steve carlson was finally arrested i was fascinate d with the case. i asked my sister, did you know steve? yeah, he used to walk me home from school. she said yeah, he once confessed the murder to me at a party. this was about two years after. he had a bad habit of confessing it to a lot of people then saying he was just kidding or cryptically saying he had something to do with it. i said maybe i'm the right person to write a story about this. >> it got sparked because of that conversation with your sister. then how do you put it down? how do you get a book from that point? >> it's a lot of work and if i knew how much work it would have taken i would have never started because i'm not a true crime writer. you start to talk to people. the more you learn and start to realize all the differentlyers -- different layers in this case. y

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tina fey did all of tina fey's stuff. [ laughter ] every now and then i would transcribe something she>> seth: and it was full turnover. i think that's the important thing. everybody left and they started it over and that's never happened since then. >> and we were hired by a great lady, jean doumanian. you know, lorne's gal hired us and we went in. but it was like a no-win situation. but jean hired me, hired eddie. we had to work as hard as we possibly can. but it's new york city, man. it's nothing for nothing. and we weren't doing great. and there's no mercy in new york. >> seth: no. it was an institution. >> i felt we were ruining america's favorite television show, you know? >> seth: yeah. >> we weren't being malicious about it. so we'd be walking down the street and people would go, "hey, you're the new guys, from the new 'saturday night live,' right?" we'd go, "yeah." they'd go, "you suck." [ laughter ] it was the worst. it was the worst. >> seth: but then a couple years down the line, the two stars of the show, are sort of you and eddie. what was it like coming up with a young e

at the same time it steps down towards the climen tina with the canpy. this compares the previous buildings and what we have before you today with the 5 and 8 stories. for building b facing beale street, it faces on to the transbay park so we are making a much more open facade and glass in the units and bey windows that project to open the build toog the park, but again it also recognizes the more pedestrian scale of climen tina as it turns the corner of the south side of the site. the previously approved design for this building had a big bey windowen the corner and that was the signature element with the newer buildings that is 3 stories taller we are going more towards reducing the scale at the corner to recognize the climen hp tina street pedestrian way and as the building comes to beale street it step z up and the tall bey windows emphasize the size. the ground floor along beale street is open with a glass facade into the chile care center and we are designing with the childcare specialist a screen wall that goes in front of the glass so there is a

al cuestionan al vocero cÓmo tras un chequeo de rock y tina el hombre de 31 aÑos perdiÓ la vida.bierta. segÚn documentos de la corte superior de santa clara la persona que perdiÓ la vida fue edificada como nombre de 31 aÑos podrÍan estar vinculados tres agentes del reclusorio. tres oficiales suspendidos bajo licencia meditativa mientras se investiga el caso. cumplÍa una pena de cinco días por delito de hurto. una sentencia idÉntica a la que fue sometido en abril pasado contaba con un historial de problemas mentales estaba a punto de ser trasladado a un centro para su tratamiento fuentes dicen que antes de que muriera se registrÓ un violento planteamiento fÍsico con los agentes y pudo sufrir serias heridas una hora mÁs tarde los agentes lo encontraron inconsciente y poco despuÉs muriÓ hasta ahora la oficina del departamento de aguas y le santa clara mantiene total hermetismo sobre el caso que no queda sino esperar a que se den a conocer los resultados por parte de la oficina del condado de santa clara. es mi reporte desde san josÉ. leÓn: gracias le fijaron fecha para el presunto h

liberty now one and tina charles just being tina charles. she nails the long jump sxer that basically sealed it up in the 4th. 75-68, the liberty clinch the top seed in the east. they're the best team in the wnba right now and they're one to look out for in the playoffs. >> you and i will be looking out for them. >> baseball playoffs, wnba, football. >> bring it on. >> sorry, sandra. you can join. >> thanks. >>> well, she went out to buy groceries and never made it back. coming up on eye witness news, a disabled woman using a walker hit and killed by a vehicle a half block from her home. tonight the hunt for that hit and run driver. >>> an emotional homecoming for a family from new jersey that got stranded overseas. how their vacation turned into a nightmare and how they finally returned. idea. saving money on the cost of living and >>> more than 4,000 nypd officers will be on patrol in brooklyn overnight and into tomorrow for the west indian day parade. that celebration kicks off about 4:00 a.m. tomorrow. >> a man died after he was pulled u

tina says i am driving home at night and i'm stopped for no reason. was getting off work at 11:30, 12:00. so you are driving home and you remember how you were driving. i wasn't driving fast. he did not give me a ticket or anything. he wanted to know where i was going. the second time they stopped me, i was pretty upset. say not, five minutes apart, -- same night, five minutes apart, and they wanted to know why a was upset. i knew that they stopped me and that it was different police. they wanted to stop me and asked where i had been. the interviewer asks, the remember how they asked? they were nice. they were really nice. in the 1990's as this type of investigatory stop became increasingly trained and increasingly what we call institutionalized practice, the police at the same time begin training their officers to be professionally polite in making these stops. one of their key ways of addressing this persistent claim from communities that you are targeting us is being able to by saying we are acting respectfully in stops. the second thing police do

tina fey, neil patrick harris or brooke shields, some people say never let them see you cry.f you're so mad, you should just cry. one, two, three, tina fey. >> you copied me. >> i did not. >> one, two, three -- >> no, i was like, should i say, and i couldn't remember neil patrick harris' name. i'm walking down the hall and see someone i've worked with for 15 years and i'm like this, oh, my god. i'm having like a panic attack. >> was that way earlier. good to see you. >> so here is a fun ihoda. we're going a little country because we have to like us some keith urban. >> we still have a week of summer left, i say. >> this song, you have to listen to all the words. i can only cut out a dhung. it's called "raise them up" and it's about everything you raise up, a glass, et cetera, et cetera. ♪ buy some land make some love ♪ ♪ and then babies come raise them up ♪ >> oh, sweet. i'm going to cry. ♪ raise them up raise them up trophy high snoet raise them up to the sky ♪ ♪ raise them up show everybody that newborn smile ♪ raise them up so damn high they can hear god singing along ♪ >>

tina fey, neil prickarri h or brooke shields, se people say never let them seeou cry. i say if you're so mad, you ould justcry. one,two, three, tina fey. >> you copme. >> i did not. >> one, two, three -- >> no ias w likehould i say, and i couldn't remember neil pa ick harris' name. mi' walng down the hall and see someone i've workeith for 15 years and i'm like this, oh, my i'm having like a panic attack. >> was tt earlier. good to see you. >> so heres a funihoda. 're ing a little country becae wee to leiks u some keith urban. >> wtill have a week of summer left, i say. >> this song, y havou to listen to all the rds. i can only cut out a dhung. it's called "raise them up" and it's about everything you raise up, a gls, et cetera e cetera. buy some land make some love and tnhe babiesomeaise up >> oh,swt. i'ng cry. raise them up raise them up trophy high snoet raise them upo t s raisehem up show everybody that newbo raise them up so damn high tyan hear god singing along sn't thabeautiful? >> it is. keith urban, download that song. it will put you in a great mood all day lo

ostrom: chief tina -- let's give her a hand. [applause] how are you? will you tell them about you, and what are you doing here? >> i was stationed onboard the cutter both in 1995 as a new member of the coast guard and again in 2002-2004 as a machinery technician first class. i had the opportunity to serve 2 two tours on eagle. it's an amazing ship. if you have any chance to see it, please stop by, because they take visitors in the port. mr. ostrom: did you have to climb up some rigging? >> as an engineer, i was mostly in the engine room. i did go up in the rigging on occasion to get out into the air and see the sky. mr. ostrom: when i first met her, i said you look cute in your uniform, what is your specialization? she said sexual harassment. [laughter] >> which i currently still do. [laughter] mr. ostrom: you are part of a were honored by the women's caucus. would you talk about that? >> they honor all the military services at the women military service memorial. i was a representative to represent all the women in the coast guard, fortunately, for th

. >> tina kraus reports electronic cigarettes appear to be helping. >> olivia flocky is trying to quitnd for all. she tried to quit but started up again and now turning to electronic cigarettes for help. >> i am buying it to stop smoking cigarettes and get back lifestyle. >> a new british study finds smokers who switch to electronic cigarettes significantly lessen exposure to toxins eefshen after smoking time to time. >> these people are getting nicotine from a different source so they smoke less. >> professor peter helped lead the study giving e-cigarettes to 40 smokers who wanted to quit. over 4 weeks they tested exposure to carbon monoxide and what is in e-cigarettes. they cut their exposure up to 80% and even those who were dual users reduced exposure up to 60%. >> certainly the message to people who are both vapeing and smoking would be stop smoking when they can. >> researchers say even the road to quitting has some health benefits. tina kraus cbs news, london. >> a health watch dog group in california released a report warning about the dangers of e-cigarettes. tests on nearly 1

tina charles dominated down low for the liberty.she finished with 22 points, five boards, and two assists. mystics lose and will play a third and deciding game in new york on tuesday. the nationals played the marlins and beat them 13-3. stephen strasburg struck out 10. the nationals now trail the mets by 6.5 games and the mets play the yankees tonight. we will have to see what happens with that. kellye: two out of three is not bad. thanks so much. kellye: take huge moment caught on the -- a cute moment caught on the panda cam this morning. the cub had started to look like a giant panda and weighs nearly two pounds. very interesting. growing quickly. devon: for us, coming in so fast is a chilly start to be work and school week. rain does not arrive until midday and afternoon. rain is spotty. have your drizzle at time. not going to get a lot rain out of it. it is coming back home where it will be the wet one. dreier on tuesday. a little bit of sun coming through. kellye: we thank you for watching. welcome to a very special "afv," cele

. >> it's got to be tina fey and amy poehler. >> it's got to be. we remember the last time there were two host, anne hathaway and james franco. memorable perhaps for the wrong reasons. >> that is definitely wrong. >> wishful thinking. i'm rooting for that. >>> a lot more coming up. >>> the colorado man on trial for pushing his wife off a cliff in the rocky mountains. prosecutors say harold henthorn murdered his wife for money and it may not be the first time. his first wife died under suspicious circumstances. abc's neal karlinsky has the story. >> reporter: prosecutors say 58-year-old harold henthorn didn't witness his wife accident accidentally fall off a cliff in a national park, he pushed her off it and that trial beginning this week, they say they plan to prove it. court documents reveal prosecutors believe henthorn planned the 2012 murder during what was supposed to be a romantic hike carrying a map with him highlighted in pink highlighter and an "x" marked near the location where toni henthorn fell to her death. when investigators asked abou

we spoke with tina and asked why would this was the case.st: >> there are a lot of different reasons. to me, what is an obvious conclusion is despite numerous advancements in the developed world as well as the industrialized world, including women and girls having full access to education, more women getting advanced degrees, we have plateaued. it is striking how that is almost a universal phenomenon. that is one of the features of this report that has attracted so much attention. , while our best efforts women joining the workforce. why aren't they advancing further? >> i assume there is variation. other good examples where they have gotten it right? guest: there are some countries where you see higher levels of participation. this is something true in africa ande many women are working a number of latin american countries. lower levels are the middle east, but also india for example. china is different from japan. education levels in japan are high but cultural attitudes may vary. and more support for preschool aged children. the u.s. does

and we -- what happened was about a month and a half ago, tina fey, graciously sent over to my writingherapists. we had been picked up for 26 episode. she said that is a lot of work the i will send over massage therapists to relieve some of your stress. >> jimmy: that's nice. the masseuses came and rubbed everyone down at work. >> rubbed everyone down. and my writers are a bunch of perverts, they loved it. it was great. you start to think, oh, we have to give a gift become to them. >> jimmy: right. >> so i asked, okay, what's creative. we can't send the same thing. i wanted to look cool. we looked up things. we decided to send them a puppy party. >> jimmy: i've heard about these. this is where like, it's a, just puppies right? >> you basically pay some people to bring some puppies to a place. >> jimmy: a company. >> yeah. so, yeah, that's what we thought. we sent over a puppy party. when i got the bill it was pretty inexpensive. >> jimmy: how much was it, may i ask? >> $80. for a lot of puppies. compared to two professional massage therapists and massage people. i was like, ooh, i win

i think tina fay would be great late night host. >> amy would be great, tina fay so smart, quick, show would be fantastic and funny of course. >> maybe 2016 is the year we talk about this earlier, after last night's debate. maybe torrey clinton versus carly fiorina, wouldn't that be great? broke the color barrier so to speak with president owe bamm a. >> if obama loses, can he get a late know shy? >> seven day forecast, includes the weekend. yes. almost here. we're at thursday. what do you call that, friday eve? >> yes. >> friday eve. >> yes, 86 degrees today. very much like yesterday. eighty-seven tomorrow. it will be more humid tomorrow. and saturday. then coal front arrives saturday night into sunday morning. it is a timing of the front. it doesn't look like we will see a loft rain, maybe just some clouds with the front. you will notice a difference in temperature. on sunday. >> that's perfect football wetter. >> i think so. it is going to really feel good out. of course the game starts at 4:30 sunday, and if you can't go to the game you can watch it right here on fox 29. >>> and th

. >> reporter: though it's been years since she overcame breast cancer, tina washington is constantly reminded of her battle. tina has lymphodema which causes permanent and sometimes painful swelling in her arm. >> i have to wear my sleeve every day. i usually when i'm getting dressed, i put my sleeve and glove on like it's part of my clothes. >> reporter: while removing her tumors, surgeons also removed 12 lymph nodes. facing a similar diagnose, emily searched for similar options. >> i'm an active mom. i was 45 years old at diagnosis. i was really concerned about obviously my future. >> reporter: during emmy's surgery doctors performed what's known as a lymph node bypass, creating tiny channels around the affected area. >> it could be reduced from a chance of up to 40% to a chance of between zero and 4%. >> reporter: if lymphodema is already present, doctors have no good options to reverse it until now. in addition to bypass surgery, dr. roman helped pioneer lymph node transfer surgery, moving lymph nodes to where they're needed without affecting parts of the body. that are spare par

tina fay? i love them. but come up with your own ideas, that he the emmies, right?y the way the emmies are here on fox. in a few days, right? >> justin bieber still has authoring for his ex, a sharp eyed tweeted this, selena gomez's name is spray painted on a wall in justin bieber's what do you mean music video hashtag selena or gelena. this isn't the first time the words were are you what? the words where are you now selena flashed on the screen in the video for where are you now. remember that? the video. that's been a while back that video. >> yes. actually i have know seen it, i know the song. here is the thing, not like he put a heart on it, just wrote selena. >> oh, it was next woth words what? >> hope and love. >> so he still has hope for love. >> maybe just trying to get people talking so people will talk about him. >> 2011, both hosed the oscar. >> that's what i said. >> you did not say over t did you not say that. >> oh, so yesterday, evening. >> wait. there is more. >> steve martin, alec baldwin, 2010. >> they were greats. >> chevy grace, paul hogan, 1987

tina fey said -- she was on the show earlier this week. she was here and on tuesday. when you host the emmys. >> oh, wow, okay. >> seth: you gonna be able to do that? >> does that -- what does that mean, like have sex on stage? >> seth: no, no, no. [ laughter ] is that the favor you're gonna ask me for? >> just be there for me! >> seth: you were here for me. >> i was all of white guys! and now you gotta bork me at the emmys. [ laughter ] >> seth: well, tune in for that, everybody. andy samberg! [ cheers and applause ] 67th emmys awards sunday, september 20th. and check out the season premiere of "brooklyn nine-nine," which returns september 27th on fox. we'll be right back with kevin love. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ scott danshaw was never afraid of a good dare. ♪ or even a double dare. a dare made him a legend at brunner valley high. and a pro basketball player for 10 seconds. scott danshaw, we have three more dares for you. mild chipotle, hot habanero, and fiery ghost pepper. taco bell's new $1 dare devil loaded grillers. try all three if you dare. [bong] waterproofi

tina & louise: ♪ don't you tell me no lies! or hurting us out there, but i think hurting. got me in here. you're here every day, teddy. true, but today, it's 'cause of them. i think they sound good! it's better than this stupid hold music. oh, hi, dr. rinaldi! no, no, i love your hold music. listen, doc, the rash is still there. i did everything you said-- no shaving, no deodorant. oh. yeah. but now it's in both armpits. eh. mm-hmm. it's red and flaky... itchy, bumpy. (both groaning)

tina charles, five rebounds, two assists. the mystics lose. they will play a third and deciding game in new york on to stay night to go to the eastern conference finals. the giants lose to the falcons, and the eagles lose to the cowboys. in the cowboys victory, they lose tony romo to a broken collarbone, out up to eight weeks. the nfc east is becoming very, very interesting. kellye: i like to see you end the sports cast with a smile on your face. lou: anything can happen now. kellye: coming up, a look at the weekend box office. kellye: an action-packed movie debuted at the box office. s johnnyn second wita depp's new movie. devon: tomorrow will be cloudy and cool in the morning. the rain coming in at about noon, light rain if not steady. lasting through the acne, evening. not real have a, could have what roadways for the commute home. eileen whelan is tracking the rain with "good morning washington." we thank you for watching. stay with us. ♪ ♪ hush my darling... ♪ don't fear my darling... ♪ the lion sleeps tonight. [snoring.] ♪ hush my darlin

bey's mom tina shared this photo saying she chose the song "home" by stephanie mills. tina remembering the time a 9-year-old beyonce sang it in public and received a standing ovation. ovation. hubby jay z chose "yellow" saying it represents vulnerability. it's us in our own world away from work and totally lost in love. but nobody could outdo blue ivy, who selected "part of your world" from "the little i wish i could be part of your world >> i'm convinced she thinks her mom is a mermaid. i don't know if she knows she's >>> this next story is too sad or too darned funny to make up. a guy who flew to chicago to attend what he was hoping would be one wild bachelor party only he was the only one to show up. robbie chernow's friends including the groom all had their flights canceled but he decided to make the best of it. he took a very lonely boat tour to see the windy city. he went to the bears game all by himself and did a personal spa day, oh, yes. and even to the top of the hancock building but wouldn't you know the fog rolled in, finally the groom showed up, obviously