tina: funniest man in the room. lorne: adam brought tina.ina: adam gave me my job, brought me to "snl" as a writer. charlie: when you are the funniest person in the room, is it just off-the-cuff funny? tina: yeah. lorne: it also helps when you are adam's size. a little intimidation. [laughter] charlie: do you want to direct films? robert: i would like to direct a film. tina: charlie is going to be cut out of this. please just restate the question. robert: i thought this was just going to be me. why did you say that? charlie: so you could use it without me. robert: i was repeating the question to process the question. charlie: people always do that. robert: i'm sure. [laughter] who would do that? not a presidential candidate, we know that. i have directed a few television shows and enjoy it, but it does eat you up. i like the idea of directing. it would have to be something that cost zero dollars. anyone looking over my shoulder wanting their money back. charlie: directing gets done, but not costing zero dollars. tina: for many things, yes. f

> tina: shih tzu. >> pomeranian. >> tina: yorkie. >> dachshund. >> tina: weimaraner. >> vizsla. >> tina. [ laughter ] >> tina: oh -- the wiener dog. [ light laughter ] [ horn ] >> jimmy: that's a challenge! that's a challenge sent to the judges. wiener dog, is that what you said? >> tina: yeah. a dachshund is the medical name. >> jimmy: that's another name for -- in medical terms. >> tina: its government name is a dachshund. >> jimmy: government name. there's a daschund. correct. >> the big-government name. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tina, why don't you pick our next category. >> tina: okay. rappers. >> oh, no. >> tina: why did i do that to myself? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rappers. any rapper or hip-hop musician who has released a studio album. rappers. >> tina: i start? >> jimmy: yeah. >> tina: okay. jay-z. >> ice t. >> tina: eaves. >> easy e. >> tina: nicki minaj. >> too short. >> tina: snow. [ light laughter ] yeah. [ horn ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was a tricky one. that was incredible. judges, is snow a rapper? [ ding ] that's correct. [ cheers and applause ] >

jay-z. >> ice t. >> tina: eaves. >> easy e. >> tina: nicki minaj. >> too short. >> tina: snow. [ light laughter ] yeah. [ horn ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was a tricky one. that was incredible. judges, is snow a rapper? [ ding ] that's correct. [ cheers and applause ] >> tina: he's not a good rapper. >> jimmy: informer. >> tina: i didn't t y a good rapper. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no. informer was something. yeah, informer. absolutely. that was a good one. okay, here we go. guys, final round right here. this is for the game. i will choose the category. >> tina: what kind of car do we get? [ laughter ] >> it's a pontiac. it's under your seat. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's a photo of a a ay car. [ light laughter ] i'm going tohoose cheeses. >> all right. >> jimmy: these are types of cheese accding to cheese.com. judges, is there such a thing as cheese.com? [ ding ] okay, just making sure. [ laughter ] this is chchses, the type of cheese according to cheese.com. start us off, rachel, please. >> gouda. >> tina: alpine lace. why would i start there? i don't know. [ laughter ]

i don't know. [ laughter ] >> pepper jack. >> tina: cheddar. >> parmesan. >> tina: gruyere. >> tina: drunken goat. >> chevre. >> tina: chevre is goat! judges? that chevre, is that the same thing as goat? [ dings ] [ cheers and applause ] here's our winner! tina fey!se ] everyone wins here on our show right there. our thanks to rachel maddow and tina fey. [ cheers and applause ] chevre is goat.ter the break. stick around, everybody. uinta.com sends craig wilson a ready for you alert the second his room is ready, ya know what he becomes? great proposal! let's talk more over golf. great. tennis? even better. a game changer! the ready for you alert, only at lq.com. raised without antibiotics? it's what we do. that same chicken pulled by hand? it's what we do. freshly-baked bread and crisp veggies? ys done. the new rotisserie-style chicken sandwich from subway. fresh is what we do. 7 days, four men have outlasted authorities by making their getaway in a prius. this game ends now. us, you've gotta be a prius. toyota. let's go places. (dad) ah! greetings, neighbor. neighbor boy. (neighbor)

tina: hi. how are you? i'm tina. lemonis: hey, tina. how are you? i'm marcus. tina: nice to meet you, marcus. lemonis: nice to meet you. is this the main office? tina: this is the main office, yes. lemonis: okay. tina, what do you do here? tina: i do payroll and human resources, most accounting functions. lemonis: you love it here? tina: yeah. i'm keith's wife, so... lemonis: okay. i didn't know that. i didn't even know that. tina: yeah, so i have a little different perspective on it. lemonis: i'd love to meet keith. tina: yes. come on. i'm assuming he's right next door. you have visitors. lemonis: how are you doing? i'm marcus. keith: marcus. keith lyden. lemonis: nice to meet you, keith. how you doing? dean: i'm good. dean lyden. -nice to meet you. -lemonis: dean, how are you? keith: my brother. lemonis: oh, this is your brother? okay. when did you start the business? keith: 2004. lemonis: and who put in all the money? keith: all the finance came from me. think we're up to about $160,000. lemonis: $160,000? dean: originally, i had some screening equipment and

here is you and tina fey. this is you have kind of a a drunken night together. >> kissy time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, kissy time. that was the original title of the film. >> it was. kissy time. we agonized over that. >> jimmy: and you changed it to "whiskey tango foxtrot." >> mistake. >> jimmy: but it was "kissy time." anyways, here's martin freeman and tina fey in "whiskey tango foxtrot" take a look at this. >> like a good shag. >> okay, let's try to be adults here. >> i thought we were. >> obviously this is just a a ka-bubble thing, right? >> nope, that's not what this is. >> you don't need to be gallant. >> i'm serious. i fancy you. kim baker. along with dozens of women in this country, actually, yes. >> no, you didn't. because this is not me. i would never do this. >> precisely. because you're not you anymore. you're in the ka-bubble. you said it yourself. don't. >> is that my toothbrush? [ light laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, okay. martin freeman, everybody. "whiskey tango foxtrot" is

described it as a tina fey book. i said, i'll read the book, or i'm an idiot. kim was a print journalist and you were working in the studio and they came into the office and said, who doesn't have kids? >> no, no, basically, i was trying to differentiate myself from the other reporters, who could -- i heard they wanted to send more women overseas. i figured the fact i didn't have kids and i wasn't married meant i was expendable, and therefore, nobody would sue if something happens. >> good feeling. >> i was joking around. a bit of a sense of humor. >> the lesson to me for authors, if you want your book made into review and she'll buy it and be in it. >> it's obviously a fictionalized account but does it give you a greater appreciation of what journalists go through? >> yeah. >> when they're in harm's way? >> i didn't believe the stuff that you guys do. to go with the marines, follow them around and try to get the story, but also not be in their way. >> right. >> not put them in danger. yeah, people say to me, could y

here is you and tina fey. this is you have kind of a a drunken night together. >> kissy time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, kissy time. that was the original title of the film. >> it was. kissy time. we agonized over that. >> jimmy: and you changed it to "whiskey tango foxtrot." >> mistake. >> jimmy: but it was "kissy time." anyways, here's martin freeman foxtrot" take a look at this. >>a gog. >> oy, let'sryo be adus he. thoug we we obvioly this t a -bubthing, rht? >> that whhis >> y't n be t. 'm s. ncy yo kir. do. g wiens of wen i thountrytually >> you d beuse thist me i wonever his. >>sely because you' not youmore. you're ithe ka-be. you sat yourlf. dos at ht ] [ se ] : yeah, okay martinreem, er "wotis ea f'lbe rig bwipeormers of "brit stick ar, gree gwomen a motion-activated wristnd to understand how much they move,... and created degree with motionsense. the world's first antiperspirant activated by movement, it has unique microcapsules that brk with friction to release esl y.kehere. sens otectiep mov

yeah, you can clap. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, clap tina. i didn't know her beforehand.massive a a fan, like everyone is. and i -- yeah. i felt how amazing it is to get a chance to work with her.s a smart cookie. >> steve: she loves to work. she's a workaholic. >> yeah, and she's just really good at it. >> jimmy: she's really g >> she produced the film. stars in the film, does other tv shows on the side. everything she does is like really, really good. >> jimmy: it's fun to watch you guys together.are a journalist, brand new and you're helping her understand what's going on. >> a bit of role reversal.in real life i'm like show me the way. >> jimmy: that's what you do when you're by tina or oprah. that's what you do. show me the way. i watch oprah three times a [ light laughter ] i have a clip here. here's margot robbie explaining the rules to tina fego foxtrot" in theaters friday. check this out. >> can i ask if. >> absolutely feel free to say no. >> yeah sure.ven bring it up. i feel so rude asking this. can i have sex with your security guy

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tomorrow night our pals tina fey and rachel maddow will be here. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tina, rachel and i are going to debut a brand-new game called "know it all." then i'm so excited. this thursday we got something cool. you guys know all the theme songs from tgif, "full house," "step by step," "family matters?" a few months ago we reached out to the guy who wrote and sang all of them. his name is jesse frederick and asked him if he'd write a theme song for "the tonight show." he did it. it is amazing. and on thursday we're gonna debut that song along with the tgif version of our opening credits. [ cheers and applause ] it's beaut -- the guy's talented. plus, we'll have pharrell williams, we have priyanka chopra and >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: it's gonna be good. [ applause ] but first joining us tonight, one of the stars of "whiskey tango foxtrot." it hits theaters this friday, the talented, the gorgeous margot robbie is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] margot and i are going to talk about "whiskey tango foxtrot," then we'll play a

great tina fey, yeah. >> jimmy: and margot robbie. the book. >> yes. written by kim barker. >> jimmy: kim barker. >> yes. >> jimmy: war journalist. >> yes.t's a best selling book. but this is -- you guys got good chemistry, you and tina fey. >> well, thanks. i had met her a couple of times before.cult to work with. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely. almost impossible. a terrible person. [ laughter ] always said that. i've always said that. jinx. yeah. almost said it at the same time. yeah to get both right. but she's very -- she's easy and i like her. >> jimmy: i've always said that, too. [ laughter ] i said that she's easy.se ] since the first week i met her. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: she's easy. i told that to everyone. >> by the way, if i can jump in, i saw the movie and it is absolutely: oh really? hey, that's fantastic. there you go. >> i have no -- well, i have a a little piece of it. [ laughter ] but it was fantastic and martin was incredible.ery much. >> jimmy: you are great in the film. >> have you seen it? >> j

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we begin this evening with tina fey starring in a new fillm called whiskey tango foxtrot. joining here lorne michaels the producer and robert carlock the writer. >> it is a theme in the book, this idea that people get addicted to this adrenaline lifestyle and for sure kim in the movie, yeah, she's gone over there thinking she's going to go for three months, she stayed for three years, she finds herself like a junkie chasing the next story, the next victory and starts to realize maybe it's a dangerous lifestyle to live forever. >> rose: we continue with joes noero, "the new york times" con you will nis, his book is called indentures, the rebel against the ncaa. >> i have a salary cap, whether it is a $25,000 minimum for every player and that leaves half the cap to recruit. i don't mean to be so complicated. but the essence of the idea is that there is nothing wrong, there-- it is d-- you are mentally blocked on this. there is nothing wrong with using money as happens with every other student on the university, as a means to attract players. there is nothing wrong with that.