should we go to tina knowles?ister bet me $100 that i couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. but you should have seen the look on her face when i drove pasta. it's corny joke time. >> pasta? >> when i drove pasta. >> her instagram is full of those corny jokes. >> they're so bad they're good. i got one for you. so a chauffeur is driving the pope one day when the pope taps on the glass and says this car is amazing, i've always wanted to drive a car like this, would you mind if i switch seats? the guy's like, what am i going to do, say no to the pope? they switch seats, they are flyin' down the highway when whoop, whoop, the cop pull them over. he says i've got a problem, i pulled over someone really important. they say it is an athlete? no, more important. a movie star? more important. more important. who is it? i don't know, but the pope's his chauffeur. >> this guy's walking around the apartment, sees a snail, chucks it outside. a year goes by, and he's in his apartment. and he gets a knock on the door, opens the d