i asked my tivo to record tonight's show and right when i pressed the button my tivo was like "already taken care of, bro." [ laughter ] it's fall here in new york. it's cool, getting dark earlier. the temperature's dropping. the leaves are changing. in fact, the only thing that hasn't changed is gadhafi is still talking at the u.n. [ laughter ] [ imitating gadhafi ] "and another thing i don't like about burritos is that -- they're just too hard to hold with --" [ laughter ] in gadhafi's rant yesterday, gadhafi referred to president obama as his son. then he went on to describe joe biden as his weird talkative cousin. [ laughter ] i read about this. this is crazy. a woman in indonesia gave birth -- did you hear about this? to a 19-pound baby boy this week. [ audience oohs ] the heaviest newborn ever recorded in that country. she knew her baby was big when the doctor said, "congratulations. it's a man." [ laughter ] the doctor had to use wire cutters for the umbilical cord. he's like, "i'm sorry about this, this is just --" [ laughter ] when the lady's water broke, three people drowned.

the tivo entertainment value of just rewinding and going, "right there, that's where he died." >> jimmy: it's like a jfk conspiracy deal. >> exactly. >> jimmy: yeah. i don't even know how i would want to die. sleep -- in my sleep, right? >> i'm guessing drinking will be involved. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do like to drink. yeah, that's true. that's right. >> i've seen jimmy out before drinking. i'd give it an 80% shot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you think so? that's going to be it? >> no, that's not going to be like a drunk driving thing. it's going to be just -- >> jimmy: liver failure. [ laughter ] >> i'm think mid-story, one too many shots. and just like, "[ bleep ], jimmy just died." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that would be a good way to go. well, i want to talk about "funny people" because it's out this weekend. you guys are so good. you have a chemistry that's amazing. we have a clip from the movie "funny people." here it is. >> i want you to possibly do me a favor. >> okay, yeah. what? >> kill me. >> what? >> nobody knows we know each other. you're a stranger. you can get away wi

also of note, tivo didn't get what it was asking the court for. that was $1 billion. also a lot of focus today on the semi space. the midquarter update looking good. also a lot of analysts commentary feed back, up almost 2%. then you have samsung. not only walking away from sand disk and a deal there that is up 2.2% but also coming out and saying no we are not interested in ram bus. still the rhamnus bus shares are up 8.7%. >> leave it to my friend steve liesman. he found a silver lining in today's jobs report but i want to give you credit, steve, you have found silver linings even when -- >> in the darkest hour is when the clouds were hovering and storms were brewing, we found silver linings. not the main point but we wanted everybody to know there was another side. there is a big debate in the market about how good or bad this jobs report is, and sundth focusing on the unemployment rate, they see this report as an unmitigated disaster. many economists are focusing on the job losses of just 216,000, the smallest in a year and see if as sign of impending recovery. her

. >> tivo. i hear you, kimberly. >> keep e-mailing your responses to watercooler@wbaltv.com.e'll read more in the next hour and post all of them on the website. >> it's really the only way a lot of us get to watch tch tch tv at all. >> except for me. >> you'll stay up. here's what's happened. >> the king of pop will be take offering a big screen near you. >> how about those ravens? fans weigh in on the team's big win. >> and one couple is really putting meaning to the term "star trek lovers." we've all heard that before. >> and a nice forecast. plenty of sun. details just ahead in your 11 insta plus forecast. >> and traveling on the harrisburg expressway? might want to take york road instead. we'll tell you why, next. need a lift? hey buddy, i appreciate the ride, you know. no problem. ♪ mind if i take a shortcut? yeah, sure. ♪ i knew the subaru legacy was the smart choice... what i didn't expect... was the fun. the all-new subaru legacy. feel the love. >> a deadly weekend in baltimore city. four murders in two days. we'll have reaction from the mayor next. >> i'm brook hart

don't forget, set your tivos and recorders, don't miss it. good night. >>> don't miss the show on monday. don't miss it all week. from new york, good night. captioned by, closed captioning services, inc. >>> acorn has a line that they won't cross. >> this will be 13 coming into town and they are young and we don't want to put them on the concourse. >> please tell me 13 under aged salvadorian sex slaves is the line. >> are you [ bleep ] kidding me! >> live and at long, hi, geraldo rivera.geraldo at after being producted relentlessly by some colleagues here at fox news, principally sean hannity and glenn beck, even liberals in congress finally got on the antiacorn express. vote fog defund the controversial community group long suspected by conservatives of committing and encouraging voter fraud. >> with acorn. >> i mean the two filmmakers went to the office posing as a pimp and prostitute saying they wanted to buy a house and run it as a brothel. >> when i ran for office in nevada, i found myself 50,000 votes behind in the polls acorn helped me

. >> i sent my tivo to tape "the biggest loser," and i got the tigers. have you ever got that? >> there was a serious side to the opening night. leno pressing singer, kanye west about an incident at the mtv awards. he seemed remorseful for taking the mike for swift. >> i knew immediately in the situation that it was wrong. >> reporter: but he fell silent when he asked about the artist's late mother. >> what do you think she would have said about this? >> reporter: after the interview, west performed as promised with rapper jay-z and rihanna. and seinfeld was his first guest, and there was appearances from obama and oprah. and they introduced the first of many correspondents. and he ended with the popular segment headline, and so of course on opening night, leno himself was the headline in hollywood. jay gray, nbc news, burbank. >> early numbers were in. a ton of people were watching last night. >> yeah, and i am sure they will come back for more tonight. >>> and let's go to news4 here in the afternoon. >> hey, pat. how are you doing? >> so far so good. >> we are busy working on

tivo has an app for the blackberry. that is it from cnbc first in business worldwide. back to msnbc. >>. >> welcome back, everybody. i'm david schuster. >> i'm tamron hall. >>> a remarkable moment from the house floor. patrick kennedy democrat from rhode island just talked about his father, late senator ted kennedy. he took to the floor to talk about his dad and thank the members of congress for his support. it was emotional. watch. >> it is a great thing being a part of this house to have colleagues treat you as one of their own, as a part of the collegial family of sorts in a professional way but in a personal way. the thing he loved so much about serving in the senate was the great friendships he developed there and i can tell you having been through what i've been through the last couple of weeks i can appreciate personally what a difference it has made to have the friends that i've had in this chamber be so supportive of me through this time and i want to thank all of my colleagues is for their outpouring of support and affection from both sides of the aisle. it's

i thought, did you not tivo "flipping out" because there's like three episodes i'm missing and then behindskulls, it looks stupid. >> you must be very concerned about your comic book collection. have you made sure that that is -- and your wife and daughter, of course. but also your comic books. >> wife and kid, they'll be fine. but comics, i should -- i don't know if the ash-proof bags, i'm a little worried right now. >> you better get the ash-proof bags immediately. >> you don't wa to get debris on -- >> i'd dial 911. >> did i say get ash on the thing? leave it alone. >> i heard that you might have jury duty this week. >> this is the fourth time i have gotten the notice and i'm not -- i would actually like to be on the jury. i would like -- >> you would, for real? >> i would. i want to send a child molester to solo dad, that would be fun. but in l.a., you have to call i the day before. it's like winning a radio call-in contest. like you call in and enter a number and then they go, you're not needed. you feel like you suck. >> you're -- you're calling 98.7. >> sorry we don't need you for j

i'm going to have to go back and -- review the tivo on that. i guess it doesn't matter though.hich is -- it's obviously a classic and it's something that everybody knows. everybody is familiar with. how do you put your own stamp on something like that? >> the way i put my stamp on everything, i make every character in the movie me. >> rlly? >> yes. that's my plan. >> in what way? everybody has a beard? >> yeah. michael meyers -- he does, actually. when i show his face for the first time ever, he has a beard down to here and it looks like he's from zz top. i'm not kidding. o i fill the movie with real-life things. it's either things -- well, this time what was great was the cast is returning. and the way to -- usually like donald pleasant is the popular presence and he ran in and said something about michael meyer's killing machine or something. but malcolm mcdowell is a different personality. so i made dr. loomis malcolm. >> you made the actual malcolm? >> yeah. because e -- i wrote the script and i'm friends with malcolm, i gave him the script. he read it and he goes, is this

. >> jimmy: so, if i had to look for it on my tivo, i type in "weekend update"?chnician, yeah. >> jimmy: 'cause i saw the first episode. i just watched that one live. and you had a few technical difficulties. >> we had a -- we were scrambling. 'cause we, you know, like, we were ready for saturday. thursdays is new and different. we got a little behind the eight ball. and yeah, we had some technical difficulties. and there's weird thing of like, technical difficulties are like, things are okay. it can be screwy at like late saturday. but like 8:00 thursday is different. you should have your stuff together. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, it's like, if you're dancing on a table at like midnight on saturday you're a party person. but if it's 8:00 on a thursday, you are like an alcoholic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: boy, do i know it. >> yeah, right, we've been on tables together. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> at like 7:00 on i think on thursdays, yeah. but you know, there's a graphic over your shoulder for the pictures. >> jimmy: for the joke. yeah, yeah. >> yeah, the joke. and

you can watch dylan on martha stewart if you're not going to be around you probably want to set your tivo in your area. watch "morning meeting with dylan ratigan," 9:00 eastern, 6:00 pacific here on msnbc.9:00, 6:00 pacific here on msnbc. when i first saw the new outback it looked so different to me. but when i got back from my first trip... ...the look was unmistakable. more room for adventure. the all-new subaru outback. you'll love it. your old mop will just have to get over it... [ engine rattles ] [ man ] love stinks! ♪ love stinks! ♪ yeah! yeah! [ female announcer ] new swiffer wet jet is redesigned. it cleans deep in corners. its solution penetrates layers of dirt and its absorbent pad locks it away to clean better than a mop. the newly redesigned swiffer wet jet. ♪ love stinks! >>> okay. often texas, tents in the parking lot, helping with the influx. emergency rooms so packed with patients the hospitals set up tents to deal with it. in memphis, they are seeing double the number of patients they see this time of year. about half the kids have flu-like symptoms. 57% have the swine f

kind of like a tivo. that's kind of neat. you can tag songs you hear on the radio so that later in itunes you can buy them. and like i said, the video quality is really good. so for that for the geek freaks like me that was the takeaway. but i think for the rest of the industry just to see steve jobs back on stage and fully in the game was just a big relief. >> hey, david, great opportunity to talk to steve jobs, and why not? did you ask him, did you get the opportunity to ask him what he's been working on? which is the tablet and the direction he's going with that. because we all know that's what he's dove into feet first. >> that's right. no, they won't talk about the tablet. i did ask him if since he was gone for all those months if six months down the line we're going to see a six-month gap in the new products flowing from apple. and he said, well, you know, a lot of these things were started before i left and when i got back i had to -- and he sort of stopped. and i said, rescue them? he said, no, no. you know, polish th

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i put that on tivo. >> we are so ready. >> we're kind of in the baby shower spirit. >> sure we are. >s being julie's last day before maternity leave, we decided to surprise! >> queer throwing you a baby shower. >> right on tv. >> are you guys leike mix door and i don't know? i feel like i just won big brother. you you know, i saw shall balloons behind dave's head back there. and i thought what is going on? >> that's just my haircut. >> there we go. ♪ >> look at everybody coming out of the woodwork. is this our entire entire l.a. "early show" staff? jim, sherry, bob, mary, lisa -- oh, my goodness. thanks. simon? the whole gang is here. >> so, julie -- >> and the cake. they're wheeling in the cake. >> we have exampleses -- look at that. >> based on this, i would like to announce my bar mitzha is coming up. >> we have thing, just keep your eyes on the monitor because we have things here that will show up there if they're not there right now, they'll show up eventually. and we each have gifts for you. oh, you open it. go ahead. what's that? go ahead. open it. >> i'm supposed to open somet

ra ademÁs, los ros reh@tivos y los programas de infraestructura tampoco verÁn recortes.ara conmemorar el grito de la independencia y bueno, ya comenzÓ el operativo policial denominado hidalgo 2009. en el zÓcalo de la capital de mÉxico habrÁ siete filtros de acceso para evitar que se introduzcan objetos o armas en esto festejos. el grito de independencia de mÉxico es voy a la medianoche. tres vivas para mÉxico. bueno, y ahora pasamos con un tema de mucho interÉs. y allÍ estÁ roxana garcÍa, adelante. >> gracias, neida. septiembre de este telmex de los abuelos. el domingo pasado se celebrÓ su dÍa nacional, sin duda una excelente oportunidad para reconocer esa imrtancia que tienen nuestras vidas familiares. la verdad que crear esta fecha fue idea de maryann mccain que logrÓnstituir una en 1959 y hasta el dÍa de hoy sirve para demostrar cuÁnto amor tenemos por ellos. pero las cosas han cambiado y por eso tendremos con nosotros a la psicÓloga marta moreno. marta, bienvenida, queremos ver la diferencia que hay entre las abuelitas de antes y las abuelitas de ahora. yo me voy a p

press record on your tivo. here we go.sand audition mp3s, cds, dvds and tapes, several elimination rounds, a week of on-air auditions and thousands of votes, the winner of america's next top jock is ... angie coraly. >> oh, my god. oh, my god. can i scream. oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. i'm in shock. oh, my god. >> congratulations, angie. >> oh, my god. >> congratulations. angie. >> i have the nerve to be in the restaurant and i'm like oh, my god. oh, my god. where o i start. i thank you, thank you, thank you. i am so honored, i cannot believe it. >> we can't wait. we can't wait to start with you. >> oh, my gosh. somebody with a motor mouth like me and i can't even -- i'm like -- [ babbling ] >> thank you for holding me down, to all of my friends and family who logged on to vote, to the support, to the song, to my passing in life, to you donnie, to everybody. angelique, d.j. and mike. i'm overwhelmed right now. thank you, jesus. thank you, lord. i'm just -- oh, my gosh, my head hurts. i cannot wait. i'm so looking forw

my tivo. >> they even have a photo lineup.the episode on a & e, witnesses picking out -- [ inaudible ] >> outline what the issues really are with regard to the "first 48." have a look. >> this is what the show gives us. it literally tells them, detective garcia, you are going to say this and detective silva, you are going to say this. now, i've asked the detectives if when this happened they gave them a script and they have explained that the time they give them a script but they don't keep them they don't keep them in the cases, they take the show as a complete different thing than real life. in fact, most don't watch the show and don't follow the show. now, that's the same argument as to why this should be kent out and any mention of the show should be kept out. >> this is the first time i'm hearing about this see your motion last week and taking it up now, but i haven't even seen this tape. >> suggest would be a good start to watch the episode yourself. 'cause here's what happened. some of the parts i found quite amusing, b