geoff: i'm like two steps from a tivo machine.th. [laughter] craig: so is it technically possible for you to have sex? [laughter] was that you having sex right there? geoff: no! sometimes the christmas spirit was still inside of me. and i make some wind. [laughter] craig: you made some -- geoff: yes. i cannot make romance like a regular person, no. craig: you can't -- i'm sorry, i'm just explaining to people who don't understand comedy accent. if you don't understand the comedy accent, you've come to the -- ay caramba -- show. geoff: this is not the show for you. this is not the show for you is what he said. craig: wait a minute, are you translating me? geoff: i translate for you -- ay caramba! craig: everybody in america shall be -- geoff: we will put a christmas album together! craig: it will be chloe banderas and -- geoff: and friends! ♪ chloe banderas and friends ♪ craig: will i be one of your friends? geoff: i'ller -- i'll get back to you with that. craig: you sound like dan aykroyd. geoff: who can ever forget that one? craig

but the broncos raised the deficit in the final two minutes of regulation tivo falling to thomas here in the corner to make it ten seven. and then the quarterback helped drive the bears down to their forty one yard line with fifty three seconds left. to pull over for a field goal to send the game into overtime and the deciding moment in that sort. off the ball. and ultimately that mistake gave crater the chance to come on again to kick the winning field goal thirteen ten to the broncos broncos who lead the american football conference where. now i go for the donald says it feels amazing to be the first man to top the p.g.a. and european to money list the englishman finished third the season ending dubai world championship which was won by our very quick off square aussie ended with a long legal pot at the last hole finishing are nineteen and their overall two shots clear of paul larry came in second really mcelroy he was the only person who could finish ahead of donald on the european money list but he finished down in nine twelve donald here carded a second successive sixty six to cl

they just forget tivo. these games all low scoring. they have won four in a row by four points or less. it is because they've really liked this guy. >>darya: we're looking at them and sole possession of the nfc west. >>gary: i just saw a guy kick a 59 yd field goal to tie a game. no one is talking about that. >>gary: it is like being on a show with you. it's >>darya: tell me about basketball kobe does not agree with what is going on with the lakers. kobe bryant is upset about what is going on with the trades. the nba was upset with what was going to go on and now the resolution is kris all goes to the clippers. >>darya: when you look at the " from kobe bryant about that he says, the reality show wasn't a problem. >>gary: i think they're making room for dwight power. i cannot believe you would let a guy like oldham go for nothing and run the risk of upsetting kobe bryant. he has been there for 16 years. he has squatter's rights. when you have been there for 16 years, you should have a little say. >>darya: he said flat out, i do not like

. >> his note and tivo. .tim tebowno >> let's look at the last debate before iowa. >> it is laughablesay someone who is a 30-year record of conservative as some is not a conservative. >> the evidence is speaker gingrich took $1.6 million. you do not need to be within the technical definition of being a lobbyist to the influence peddling. >> i know what it takes to get this economy going. qwikster you have a brief sense of the first in a debate >> there you have a quick sense of the thursday night to break -- debate the debate. >> newt gingrich look a little hesitant. >> mitt romney did not have the target on his back. newt gingrich had a target. mitt romney benefited by that. the other benefit is that should he get the nomination, he will have a target on his back from barack obama. any time he has had that target, he has sort of choked and clutched. i think these debates are great for him. if it goes on for a while, it will be good for him because he has to get to the point where he can compete against the president of the united states, and not look at it like a rich guy. >> what ab

>> i tivo it and i watch it. i think it's terrific. >> dana: we are honored to have you.ou quite a bit because you make news lately. >> bob has gotten nicer in the last month. >> bob: that is because your lawyer threatened to sue me. >> is that true? >> bob: no. i want to say several nice things and then tell you what i really think. you are one of the best promoters -- i mean you make p.t. barnum look like a schmuck. you do well and i made mistake saying you had bankruptcy in your business. >> i never did. >> bob: i know you never did. it find that out, here to apologize for you. >> that's okay. >> bob: you are developer and you do a lot of things, tv talent. what you ain't, don, is a politician. i don't know why they keep seeing you. do you give them money when they come up? >> they do come up but i represent a lot of people tired of seeing what is happening. if you noticed yesterday an article that says china is charging us 22%, tax of 22% for us to sell cars and trucks in china. it should have been a front page article. it wasn't. but how ridiculous? we talk about fre

tivo at one point call volume was six times the average daily volumes.welcome back to "options actions." you heard how tivo calls were heating up at the sizzling backs. >> wait a minute. >> you must have left it backstage. let's be on time here. >> when did you start wearing a ladies watch? >> here's the watch by the way. you have decided to head this weekend. >> okay good, very funny. but timeslot got me a confused. >> 5:00 from here and now. >> i would never miss this day. i've been looking forward to this day for a very long time and our new time slot. the traffic was a little difficulty. scott, what did you make of the action? >> you can watch the first 15 minutes of the show. c-span: how often does that happen? >> guest: that was the first time ever. i got here on time. c-span: that stuff happens all the time in television. what is the planned? how do they back it up? >> guest: they hope another anchor is around to pick up the slack. unfortunately, my colleague is a super capable anchor and proficient in options as well and was able to fill in at th

. >> look at that, i have tivo in my pocket. >>> and, we are helping you manage holiday madness. but december hits, the holidays, the list never ends, cooking, shopping and decorating. >> no help is at your fingertips. we introduced you to some apps that keep you happy and in the holiday spirit. >> for pam writes it isn't the holiday season without the holiday dishes. >> often i would recommend this down on the piece of paper and then hop in the car and leave it on the counter. >> pants smartphone helps her keep her grocery list and check the bag includes two guiding discounts. they slew of smartphone applications can help prevent holiday headaches. >> with these applications you have all kinds of tools right in the palm of your hand. not tapping into those tools is crazy. >> one is called shot intella. it runs at deals from different places. >> do you want to buy an new smart phone. you ask if the send it out to your entire social media days, two cell phones and smart phone experts, and you get realtime answer. >> or tried to get them out. you can keep track of what you need to

listens to what you are watching after you tap the i condoesn't matter if it's a youtube cliff or tivoed show or a live game show or sports event on your tv. >> reporter: into now is a free app for apple and android devices -- devices and the song friday was the most watched even if the comments were negative. those are your tech bites. >>> now "good morning maryland. >>> this is the scene last few days in oklahoma as well as other areas across the southern plains. it could be headed our way. they are bracing for a storm threatening the snow holiday travel. weather forecasters are now saying it's looking like mostly rain but a storm is coming in the next few days that could possibly cross your fingers, mean a white christmas for some of us. >> yes. one of the models that has give away the storm and forgot about it has come back in. latest one just in the last half-hour now showing more support. we will talk about that christmas outlook in a moment. headlines possible thunderstorms this afternoon and evening. it will turn colder for the holiday weekend and winter officially begins 12:30 t

great pasta chad ochocinco for a seven six lead here gritty though would later take a page out of tivo zbig by keeping the ball himself punching it in for a twenty four sixteen forty one twenty three how that ended the patriots win their six straight teaching the a.f.c. east title in the process i believe westwood has time to second in the world golf rankings the englishman getting there by winning the first ever thailand championship in bangkok westwood starting the day with a four shot lead charles swartz kept up the pressure cardigan to go on the par five eleventh the twenty seven u.s. master champion would then train a long birdie putt on the twelfth to cut west woods lead to two with the british media to the roots to the challenge with his own long birdie on the same hole to go three shots clear. again threatened on the thirteenth but westwood stood his ground ruling in another birdie to move into a four shot lead on the former world number one would only get better as the day went on eventually finishing on a final round of sixty nine to take victory in the north pole tournament

bounce back this year the bears tried to stop tim tebow and the broncos this sunday denver a 6-1 with tivo as the starter but the bears' defense is confident that they can stop him linebacker lance briggs says that tim tebow is a great football player but the defense is disciplined enough to stop his unconventional style the bears' defense could be without safety major right he missed practice yesterday with a sprained shoulder that's a look at sports your live illinois lottery drawing as nextis next the official drawing of the illinois lottery ... >>good afternoon everyone ... here are the winning pick three numbers: 4 2 5 here are the winning pick four numbers: 0 9 7 1 the mega-millions jackpot is $100 million. usa prime credit... this peggy... hi, i'm cashing in my points... peggy? no more points - coupons now. coupons? coupons. coupons? next, you convert coupons to tokens. tokens? then you trade tokens for credits. and then i get the cash? then you call back. bye bye. peggy? hello? what just happened? want rewards that make sense? switch to discover. america's #1 cash rewards program.

i have my tivo dam it -- download the data using a wife by -- wifi connectionl you have to use wireless to pollute their stuff together. i think that is an important function that wireless service. i think any information has to be working on a wireless or mobile strategy. i think the third thing you really have to import is how do you take advantage of steve job's -- god rest his soul -- genius? the cable industry will not build a tablet. when the tablet comes out, how do you make sure you get to be part of that connection that a consumer enjoys on that product? to do that you beat -- better be able to contribute to the service. if you cannot come over that platform and device, you are cutting yourself out of that innovation curve. i think increasingly with the cable industry is coming to the conclusion and with the deal represents is, we have a strong interest in wireless but we are probably not well positioned to be a terrestrial cellular tower based wireless company. that is a really hard business. the biggest mistake i have some companies make is thinking entirely new businesses is

you who cannot watch the super bowl in front of the television, the game will be strange online on tivo golf. fifth off the pro bowl will also be available for rises nfl mobile application. and i'm on is extending an aggressive holiday deal for last-minute shoppers. free shipping on kindle products. customers will have until 8:00 p.m. tomorrow to buy a kindle item and receive it in time for christmas. stay with us. more news after the break. >>pam: the payroll tax battle in congress has a direct impact on americans' wallets. >>reporter: a high-stakes standoff. the republican payroll tax press conference and competed with a surprise presidential appearance. >>president obama: right now, the bipartisan compromise reached on saturday is the only viable way to protect the tax hike of january 1st. we know that this is good for the economy and they went ahead and did the right thing. i need the speakers and house republicans to do the same. >> i need the president's help. a two month extension will create more uncertainty for job creators when millions of americans are out of work. >>reporter

tivo. got to record my morning news, my games. tivo is the best d.v.r. on the planet. bar none.tion to the shows i record, i get all the stuff that's listed here -- utube, netflix, pandora for music all on one device with one remote control. so i get content over the internet. i get photos off my computer. >> i'm overloaded. >> because you want to go shopping. >> what happened to cable. >> that works off your cable. tivo is the d.v.r. for your cable. >> you have a book coming out in april. >> i do. "ev a. ngelist marketing." >> have a good holiday. >> i will. >> much more news coming up. >> with high pressure in control, it is a chilly start to the day. we'll have more when we come back with the insta-weather plus forecast. >> welcome back to "11 news sunday morning." thank you for joining us today. >> less chilly outside. we are dropping into the 20's right now across much of the area. currently 24 at b.w.i., making it the coldest temperatures we have seen so far this season. fortunately the winds are calm and coming out of the northwest right now. they will be mostly northerly

we're watching our tivo costing live from the russian capital the headlines north korea's longstanding leader kim jong il dies of heart failure age of sixty nine death sending shock waves across the city country and the whole region is youngest son kim jong un has been named as his successor and. sixteen people have been confirmed dead as rescuers continue to find bodies in the freezing the office of russia's far east coast oil rig capsized fourteen.

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this is all tivo costing live from moscow our breaking news story this hour russian oil rig off the country's far east coast has gone down during a storm more than sixty people on board the search operation is in full swing with fourteen people confirmed rescued and today. fresh clashes flare up in western kazakhstan just days after demonstration my work has ended with eleven people dead. in. the west and its allies mount pressure.

and they publicly said every email every phone call every fax every thing you watch the cable and tivo everything you do is put in your psychological algorithm file and through this they believe they will be able to create and i think as i'm on foundation type scenario because yesterday's science fiction is today's you know present to literally predict the future of that's the holy grail of this and here's an article out of the new york times just in october government admits to build a digital data eye in the sky off of isaac asimov. foundation series predicting the future in mass movements they have a ninety nine percent prediction right now a literal crystal ball lindzen device over the horizon future prediction in individuals they admit ninety three to ninety six this is the holy grail of the world wide eugenics banking cartel this is why they are so hard to beat they knew when the arabs were going to start revolting against their own puppets so they triggered their own fake revolutions to then put cia al-qaeda in they literally the globalist have future prediction crystal ball ele

rape could make the people who patchi down airports guilty of the crime all that and much more are tivo com check out our best videos to our you tube channel. the official altie application. video. and. palm of your. dot com nato is refusing to address russia's security concerns about the thorny issue of european missile defense plus moscow's conclusion after talks with the allied said brussels foreign minister sergei lavrov said the u.s. led bloc isn't ready to cooperate on the shield nato is deploying an antiballistic system near its borders with russia which moscow sees as a threat to its national security the alliances rebuffed kremlin requests to guarantee it poses no danger washington claims the shield is aimed at iran and north korea but our team has been hearing from analysts who strongly doubt that. there is no threat right now neither country has missiles that could carry nuclear weapons and only one of those countries has a nuclear weapon in the first place and also you what it would be very difficult to imagine a country of that size aiming a ballistic missile at the united

i have a music system that runs on wi-fi, my tivo downloads data that runs, i even bought this cool new thermostat, and i can change it while we're sitting here. i think that is an important part of the consumer experience, you have to use wireless to blew their stuff together. i think that's a really important function that wireless serves. i think any industry in the information space has got to be working on a wireless or mobile strategy, and i think the third thing important to do is how do you take advantage of, say, steve jobs' -- god rest his soul -- genius, right? how do you make sure you get to be a part of the quites and the -- devices and the gadgets that delight consumers? when the tablet comes out, how are they going to be sure they get to be part of that emotional connection? to do that, you'd better be able to communicate your service over the architecture that thing uses. that thing uses wi-fi or 3g, going to 4g. so if you can't come over that platform to that device, you're cutting yourself out of that innovation curve. so, um, i think increasingly what the cable indust

and then on fridays when i was really, really bummed, which happens a lot sometimes, i would tivo youring and get inspired. you do good all the time. [applause] >> ellen: well, i say it all the time. the fact that i get to make people feel good, and especially people like you that need to laugh and need to feel good, i love being a part of that in any way i can. some of these kids, though, you mentioned they don't even know -- i know there was a kid waiting outside that didn't know where he was going to sleep that night. they don't know where they're going. >> right. that happens -- fortunately, not all the time, but we do have it. more than i wish we had. this little boy had a toothbrush and a bottle of soda and his backpack. when i asked him where his belongings were, he showed me. that's all he had. >> ellen: that's all he had. and when did you first realize the neediness, the true neediness of this situation? >> the very first day i got there, and i saw them eating the ketchup or taking the packets for home, and they do eat the ketchup a lot, too. but they were taking the packets h

you can do better than a man who tivos nine different judge shows and watches them all.offee. i do do those things! oh, donna. you do know me! all is forgiven. i didn't do anything wrong. you didn't have to. you're right, donna. i don't have to settle. i guess i was so blinded by that one nice gesre in high school that i didn't see everything else. the spare tire, the outdated mustache, and that bubble-throated horn voice! we get it! yuck. dr. fist, hold your fire. i'm not going through with it. dr. fist: aww. can i keep looking at your business till we land? no. i never get to do anything. i guess i should get out of solbend. see what the world has to offer. i just hope i can find someone who's as devoted to me as cleveland is to you. aw, you won't. you're too crazy. well, i guess we won't be needing this. cleveland: no! ♪ dun-dun-dun! captioning sponsored by 20th century fox television ♪ it rides in limos. it has a crew. it gets invited to parties with paparazzi. it hangs out poolside. it has millions of drooling fans. it knows the recipe for success. there's nothing l

set your tivos. give it up for one of my favorites.echno dj guys. i know your like, "oh, my god it's like dj crooked hat. oh my god. he's so bad ass with his speakers." [ djing ] he's a dj. he's very overrated. he has no time to talk. i can't really talk right now. i'm doing my mixes. >> he does his own beat. oh, my, god. he does his own beat. what -- what is it, eight beats in a scale? is that what -- >> he does his own beat. i do that myself. i do that myself. [ laughter ] other djs get pissed off. hey man i heard you were doing? i do that. how do you request a song to a dj? that's what i want to know. hey, can you play -- [ makes dj beat noises ] [ cheers and applause ] all, right. thank you. sometimes i get into metal. all right, metal! isn't that great? i saw -- i saw ozzy osbourne. he was doing a book signing party. i couldn't believe that. ozzy osbourne -- aren't you supposed to read before you write? you know? [ laughter ] i can't believe this. he's signing books. i mean, i like to read the ozzy osbourne book. let's read the oz

neil you normally tell to us tivo bret and watch you. well, this is the best of both worlds.debate.

if tivo wins against chicago at home, the raiders will be back by two games. for him to play, all of that stuff must've been made up >>darya: you think? >>gary: you would not play if that was true otherwise that would lower the standards of their raiders. supposedly the code to talk to him and he said none of that happened. >>darya: from the picture taken after, >>darya: it like this is the game to watch. >>gary: it is a lot at the holidays. traveling to miami, but i think people can go to arizona to represent, it is easier than miami. >>darya: that it will not be hard for stanford grads. they're normally doing pretty well. >>darya: just imagine that everyone expected, calif. a will be in the holiday bowl. >>darya: what happened at this game, >>gary: we stayed there for about three-quarters. we left after three quarters. >>darya: this happened around nightfall a.m.. >>darya: that is not good. there were minor injuries. >>gary: weaver there. they were going to play in does that the cup. that is where it was scheduled. that, they found out that to xenophon's is

if he really could be honest about how he felt about the broncos and tivo, here is what he might say. >> my name is kyle horton, i am a former quarterback of the denver broncos. you know what i will miss about denver? nothing. the only good thing is that they've recently sought to ikea, but it sucks. if you are tim tebow, it does not suck, if you or john elway, it really does not set. you've lost on the street and there was gives you quarters furiou. [laugher] >>gary: it does look like him a little bit. >>darya: it goes on to say, my wife wears a tim tebow shirt to bed. >>gary: what if i told you, one out of every 10 things easy on the internet are clever. >>darya: absolutely. it off since >>darya: there are too big weddings. who's the you go to? >>gary: is able to spend their money properly, and he does what it would be more lavish. >>gary: what we want an annulment instead of a divorce? if >>darya: is a legal thing. an annulment means it never happened. if you are religious, you would not have to say you were divorced. >>darya: kris humphreys really feels like he was just a pawn for

>>gary: lindsay bonn and tivo? >>darya: she is denying it, but it is all over the place. >>gary: they are both single. why not? is that in this thing? that someone is older and it gets the young guy? everytime i think about jennifer lopez >>darya: everyone is doing it. >>darya: i do not think the guys are trading in for the young girl model anymore. 40 is the new 30. >>gary: do whatever makes you happy, but speaking from experience, the thin older guy wants to go home, sit down and relax. an older guy wants to dance on the ceiling. >>darya: these older women can support themselves. by the way, she is only three years older than him. >>darya: 7:52 a.m., we will be right back. so if if >>darya: investigators to not believe the public is in any danger. occupy oakland protesters are claiming victory after shutting down for a oakland for a second time in less than two months. this is a video from yesterday afternoon. shipping companies and of the longshoremen's union agreed to send all 150 workers essentially halted operations. >>mark: we will be right back as the kron4 news c

tivo, you know, not the kind of thing you want to watch the next day. watch the ball drop at the exact moment be, so we hope you'll be with us, 11 p.m., this saturday night. >>> as we ring in the new year, several states will be ringing in brand new laws, especially in lifornfornia. and who better to tell us about those than trace gallagher live in l.a.? >> reporter: m.k., i just hope you weren't hankering for some shark fin soup. shark fins will be outlawed. you can't trade 'em, can't sell 'em, right? so it's tortoise soup for you. here's some other things raising eyebrows. california the first state to mandate gay history teaching which means you've got to go in and teach kids about bisexual, gay and lesbian contributions to history, and you can do it as early as first grade. speaking of kids, in california they will now have to remain in car seats until they're 8 years old or 49 inches, whichever comes first. don't you know we just threw out our 7-year-old's booster seat. great. you want to the get on some cough syrup in california? forget about it.

privacy and tivo. it allows them to do bad things. one spinoff if there is a privacy law, your secrets are going to be much more valuable than they were before. there is an example of somebody who lives in a free and open society, who, for example, i give this example, a lecturer wants to abort a child or adult currently in britain, you can do that privately. if that person goes on to any part in the standards, that becomes a very valuable commodity and also gives a lot of power to the person who has that secret, where he do that in a society where you can have an abortion, but she not do it openly and you cannot have a privacy, and the same way as legalizing heroin will get rid of the trip dealers, privacy will have some really bad consequences. not just for democracy, but in a whole host of ways that i don't think many people bother to think about yet. >> can we test that against the article you wrote about jennifer elliott. jennifer elliott was the daughter of daniel elliott. and you wrote a story about her in 1995, didn't you? and

country and found myself stuck at odd hours in hotel rooms and therefore don't have the benefits of tivoaround the commercial is common to many, many commercials that we still do not have in public broadcasting. i'm addicted as my oldest daughter is to in order. and i don't mean the other spinoffs. i mean come of it pure, straight, you know come and meet fcc we say in the bartending business law and order. .. [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] [inaudible conversations] ♪ ♪ >> this week on "q&a," a look behind the new book from former secretary of defense, donald rumsfeld. he talks about the making of the book and responds to some reviews. he also looks back to a c-span appearance 20 years ago where he gave advice to presidents and their staffs. ♪ c-span: donald rumsfeld, author of "known and unknown," how did you write this book? >> guest: first i decided to do a quick one in a year using basically my memory. instead, i decided i have such a r