11, that's this friday, friends of the show and possibly the best improvisers in the world, tmpled j. jack dowskye appearing at town hall for one night performing their show, t.j. and dave. show starts at 8:00. doors open at 7:00, or earlier if you own your own pair of bolt cut captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org

11, that's this friday, friends of the show and possibly the best improvisers in the world, tmpled j. jack dowsky be appearing at town hall for one night performing their show, t.j. and dave. show starts at 8:00. doors open at 7:00, or earlier if you own your own pair of bolt cut captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight is, we're very excited for our guest tonight malala yousafzai. you remember? [cheers and applause] she is the girl who was attacked by the taliban, shot merely for speaking out about a girls right to education. she's here tonight at 11:00 p.m. on a school night. [ laughter ] because she is irresponsible. [ laughter ] malala and i'm totally fan girling! [cheers and applause] i don't know. [cheers and applause] someone in the audience taught me what that is. they asked me if i was fan girl

11, that's this friday, friends of the show and possibly the best improvisers in the world, tmpled j. jack dowsky be appearing at town hall for one night performing their show, t.j. and dave. show starts at 8:00. doors open at 7:00, or earlier if you own your own pair of bolt cut captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [ cheers and applause captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is i don't know stewart. our guest tonight, we are very excited. what time is it? our guest tonight, bill o'reilly in a segment sponsored by the word why? why? the question my audience asks every time i have bill o'reilly on. also brought to you by how? how, they say? how do you sit across from that guy? funding also provided by it is just -- it is just i find it so repellent and you are almost endorsing him by giving him a platform and do you really like this guy? i mean, come on! and also by arby's. >> arby's. isn't there

11, that's this friday, friends of the show and possibly the best improvisers in the world, tmpled j. jack dowskye appearing at town hall for one night performing their show, t.j. and dave. show starts at 8:00. doors open at 7:00, or earlier if you own your own pair of bolt cut captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org charlie: now, keep in mind, we've been locked in this parking garage stairwell for like 20 minutes, dude. okay, so then we turn around and what do we see? a scary homeless dude. and i'm like, "oh, (bleep)!" yeah, and i'm like, uh, you know, like, i'm like, "what do we-- what do we do?" you know. and then mac, he's just like-- "just chill!" and i'm like, "how do we chill, dude?" yeah, and i'm all, "oh, (bleep), he's gonna talk now."

11, that's this friday, friends of the show and possibly the best improvisers in the world, tmpled j. jack dowskye appearing at town hall for one night performing their show, t.j. and dave. show starts at 8:00. doors open at 7:00, or earlier if you own your own pair of bolt cut captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning made possible by comedy central ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪

11, that's this friday, friends of the show and possibly the best improvisers in the world, tmpled j. jack dowsky be appearing at town hall for one night performing their show, t.j. and dave. show starts at 8:00. doors open at 7:00, or earlier if you own your own pair of bolt cut captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org mac: yo, hey, come on, bro, help us out here. charlie: help us out, my man. it's a heat wave, dude. - heat wave, heat wave. - heat wave, heat wave, heat wave. i'm sorry about that. can i help you? yeah, two checking in for the pool. check us in. sorry, sir, you can't bring beer onto the premises. what? you can't drink in this pool? son of a bitch. all right, charlie, chug this. - yeah, we'll pound 'em. - we'll just have to finish these out here, then. you know, i'm going to assume you guys aren't members here. you know what, why don't you just go ahead and sign us up. - we'll blaze through these in no time. - yeah. actually, if you'd like to join our swim club, you need to be sponsored by two existing members. but i'm sorry to