tobey maguire, dale earnhardt jr., and music on the way.news from facebook. according to ceo mark zuckerberg, facebook is working on a dislike button which means we can now be unproductive and mean all at the same time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know about you guys but i will tell you right now, this dislike button, i have friendships and relationships with family members that will not survive this. havoc will be wreaked. zuckerberg says the dislike button is not meant to be used for negative purposes, it's supposed to be used to express empathy. say your friend posts on facebook that her grandma died. you don't want to click the like button. her grandmother's ghost might haunt you or something. you can click dislike. you say, grandma died? i don't like that at all, i dislike. right? you know, previously, if you wanted to dislike a facebook post by a friend you had to take a screen grab and secretly text to it all your other friends to make fun of it in a small group without the person who posted it seeing. now it's so much easier. tha

tobey maguire is just a hamster in a robot.hough, because it's spelled differently. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the spelling is very bad tonight. thank you, tobey. please say hello to naomi watts. [ cheers and applause ] >> not to sound mean but naomi watts has such a blah face. i look at it and it's just nothing. like a blank space where features should be. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, naomi. please welcome mr. george clooney! [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, george clooney. your haircut sucks. oh, and so does your sense of humor. i'm on you all night [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. thanks to all our celebrities who visited. tonight on the show, muse trick jill scott, dave salmoni is bringing wild animals into the studio, and we'll be right back with shonda rhymes so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by "couples therapy with dr. jenn." a new season returns wednesdays in october to vh1. hu

tonight, tobey maguire -- dale earnhardt, jr. -- and music from kip moore with cleto and the cletones. and now, why not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

it's you, tobey maguire. this is bobby fischer. this is a story -- it's the chess story. yeah. >> yeah. bobby fischer, the grandmaster chess champion and the most amazing chess player in american history. >> jimmy: yeah. and then, didn't he play the computer, too? >> he did. he beat the computer when the computer wasn't -- >> jimmy: i was up for the computer part. >> oh yeah? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. this is the worst match i have ever played. [ light laughter ] i didn't get it, yeah. the part went to a computer. but this is an interesting story and very intense and tobey maguire is a good actor. >> terrific. yeah. >> jimmy: got to work -- how is your chess game? >> i'm an actor. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're in the show "ray donovan." we're big fans. everyone loves "ray donovan." now, in the show you're in there with katie holmes. we love katie. >> she's great. >> jimmy: but it's fantastic. you got nominated for another emmy, which is great for you also there, buddy. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: we have a clip. here's a sneak

tonight, tobey maguire -- dale earnhardt, jr. -- and music from kip moore with cleto and the cletones why not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight, tobey maguire -- dale earnhardt, jr. -- and music from kip moore with cleto and the cletonesd now, why not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

. >> jimmy: next week, we have a nice lineup of guests including sofia vergara, john stamos, tobey maguirer from "abc world news tonight," jake tapper from cnn, dale earnhardt jr., nba star russell westbrook. and we will have music from kacey musgraves, cold war kids, kip moore, and asap rocky. >> jimmy: our first guest is a six-time emmy nominated actress and writer whose tv show "the mindy project" moves to hulu on tuesday. and her new book, "why not me?" comes out the same day. that is a two for tuesday. please welcome mindy kaling. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm fine. >> jimmy: it is very good to see you. >> very good to see you. >> jimmy: was this a shooting day for you? >> it was. it was. yeah. >> jimmy: is that exhausting are you exhausted? you are the star of the show. you are in everything. you write everything. it is really a lot isn't it? >> it's a lot. right now a little particularly stressful because we are in the middle of a gift war. >> jimmy: who is? >> my writing staff is of the mindy project is in a gift war with the writing staff of th

tomorrow night, we'll have tobey maguire, dale earnhardt jr., and music from kip moore. and thursday, david spade, russell westbrook, and music from asap rocky with schoolboy q. join us then. our first guest tonight is a beloved american actor who has been handsome on tv since the day we were born and will stay that way until after we're gone. he has a new show called "grandfathered" premiering september 29th on fox. please say hello to john stamos. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? everything good? >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: i like this. >> you like that? >> jimmy: is that your idea or a person who says, you know what, we should have a pocket square. >> guillermo came up with that. >> jimmy: guillermo, you did that? >> guillermo: yes, sexy. >> you look handsome. >> jimmy: i wanted to grow a beard so people would stop mistaking us for each other. >> you look like a handsome ben affleck or something. >> jimmy: ben just killed himself, yeah. by the way, i saw your show today. very funny. you play a grandfather on the show which is funny in and of itself. >>

and later this week, tobey maguire, david spade, russell westbrook, dale earnhardt jr. and we will have music from kip moore and asap rocky with schoolboy q. so please join us for every moment of that. our first guest tonight is a gift from colombia for which we will never be able to pay them back. her multi, multi emmy-winning show "modern family" returns to abc wednesday, september 23rd. please welcome sofia vergara. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you! >> jimmy: very good, nice to see you. you look beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. how are you? >> i'm very good, very happy to be here again. i always come here. >> jimmy: always a highlight to have you here. it's like -- really like christmas right now for me. >> that's why i wore red for you. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. >> feeling like christmas. >> jimmy: you got gained since the last time you were here. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> christmas, actually. near christmas. >> jimmy: did you get a christmas gift and the engagement ring? >> yes, yes. but it wasn't that