not to be outdone leo's pal toby mcgwire tweeted a video of his new girlfriend. >> are you ready to get out? the water is getting cold. ready to get out? >> he knows what position to get in. >> adorable. joe, has he gone off girls after sleeping with 500 supermodels? all that makes him happy is a giant turtle. >> they make -- they take slow walks. so you need enough time. i had a girl friend into tortoises. then they said you have to make a provision in your will because the tortoise will live for 80 years which was 78 years longer than our relationship lasted. wonder how he is doing. >> you should have gotten back by getting close to the turtle and stopping by. >> decades of visitation, and then run off to cuba. no one likes the pain or death of a pet. you eliminate that by buying a pet that will die after you. i have to admit i always wanted a tortoise. i lost a pet and my grandma says get a tortoise. they leach 80, 90 years. i live in a 600 square foot apartment and i can't fit anything 200 pounds in there. >> and they bite and stink. it is in the bottom line. he is board with women