. >> well, we just replaced our toilet but our old toilet had a problem with overflowing if a certaineone put too much toilet paper in it. i think he wasn't concerned about the toilet paper. >> that was quite a menu of stuff. was he just eating whatever he wanted that day? >> we actually thought twice about posting it because once we watched it, it seemed like a lot of not very healthy things that day. >> did he know you were out there? >> no. no idea. >> do we know what he's trying to identify, the food items? >> he was still sitting on the toilet just thinking about how much was going to come out, i guess. >> of all the stuff you ate that day, holn, what's your favorite? >> he was excited. >> what do you think about people watching itline now? >> it sort of just exploded now. so it's pretty crazy. >> now that the toilet has been replaced, does holden still have concerns? >> no, our new toilet works just fine no matter what. >> if fellow loves to get a kiss every morning. as you notice, in a is a tiger. >> whoa! >> that person he's kissing is marie. she's actually fresh but she was d

through our handling of diaper changes, toilet training, and self-toileting, the children in our carettitudes, gender differences, and personal hygiene. put some soap on. plane. i hear a plane. is that a plane up there? yeah. i got some. scrub them together. you need to shut off the water. shut off the water? shut it off. ok. show me how to do it. show me how to shut it off. hendrick: most preschool children can be expected to go to the toilet when they feel the need, but once in a while, a child may have to be reminded to go. in encouraging self-toileting, it's important that we convey a positive attitude to the child, being careful not to shame or humiliate them. not all children are ready to be toilet trained at the same age. boys seem to take longer. also, youngsters who are developmentally delayed may require extra time, patience, and reminding. to make accidents less traumatic, it always helps to have an extra set of clothing on hand, as well as a private place to change. let's be sure we emphasize hand washing as a consistent part of the toilet routine and before handling food.

we got to use the toilet.mited for us to clean like this because we only get three flushes. i used two flushes already. so, i only got one more flush and the whole toilet will be off. you know, you get used to it. hopefully my cellie doesn't have to use the bathroom. it has to sit there in the toilet. and we have to put a cover over it. this is the only prison i've been into that got three flushes. i didn't know it when i first got here. nobody tell me. so, when i first got here i caught myself taking a [ bleep ] and usually drop one, flush one. i kept on pushing. and that's when i found out the hard way. you got to burn incense. you know what i mean by burning incense, you have to find some toilet paper. oil. >> what is that? >> it's praying oil. it's praying oil. prison incent. i tape it to the vent. that's how the oil come out of it. so, it work. but it doesn't kill another man's smell. that's why you try to use the flushes. that's in case you use all your flushes up then, hey, you got to deal with it. >> c

i got behind the toilet, pushed the toilet all the way back. long story short, i ripped the whole toilet off, wrapped my hands up with my socks, smashed through the glass. he hadn't seen me yet. you know what i mean? get on the tier. now he's screaming. and i'm dragging -- finally get out. all the homeys on the tier are cheering. this dude's just garbage. he's human garbage. he's a serial rape chester. i'm dripping wet with sweat, blood on my hands, and i'm dragging the toilet down the tier. i get in front of his house. he sees me for the first time. he starts from going to that, bragging about being this nasty piece of [ bleep ], he goes just like that. oh, lord in heaven, deliver me from this demon, please, lord. just like that, all of a sudden, he's found god. i start smashing in the glass to get to him. it's halfway in. that's when the whole unit came, guards and all that. they'll tell you, county jail is rough. they despise him too. nobody, cop, nobody likes a chester. >> if the average sex offender must contend with inmates like knighten,

in the toilet areas themselves, grab bars. if you are not doing a major remodel, just installing grab bars helps a lot of people, not just people transferring from chairs but other people who need grab bars as well, getting toilet paper holders in the right place, cheap, easy, reasonable stuff to do. >> one thing on this, don't put the toilet paper and the seat cover dispenser above the grab bar. if you think about it, you have to have space to put your arm. if the toilet paper is right above the grab bar, you just made it worthless for everybody. >> there is a higher standard for medical buildings, when you look at chapter 11 which deals with disabled access it says offices of physicians and surgeons and dentists and so on are held to a higher standard, and reasonably so. for anyone who is a health care provider of any sort, i think you need to take exceptional care to make sure you are meeting readily achievable barrier removal. this is muni selling tickets down at the powell street station, it has no lowered counter area, i

but it's a toilet -- [indiscernible] a. popular fad in china that's made its way, the first in the country. >> you can sit on the toilet. >> reporter: the magic restroom cafe isn't officially open yet but anxious future customers like marcy can't wait to try it out. >> i thought it was a little odd. i think it's a cool gimmick to get people to come in. >> reporter: does it gross you out? >> actually not really. i just thought it was a cool idea. >> reporter: from the our natural plates to toilet bowl bowls, the staff encourages customers to make the experience their own. >> some customers were over it, a seat like this and sometimes they say where's the restroom. right here. >> reporter: the cafe had a soft opening over the week to test their recipes and closed for the week to flush out kings. we found reviews on yelp. one read i like the decor. food needs a little improvement. another? once the novelty faded, the experience was pretty ah. they say the names of dishes translated from chinese are a bit too potty mouthed. >>

number two, do not occupy public toilets for long period of time or leave footprints on toilet seats.ven happen? have i been using the toilet seats the wrong way? maybe that's how they surf. number three, do not pee in swimming pools. especially not from the diving board. rule number four, do not make slurping sound when eating noodles. in fact, don't make slurping sounds when you are eating anything at all ever. rule five, after a flight do not steal life jackets. who steals life jackets? they say you have a dangerous situation arises some one else will not have a life jacket. that's true. maybe, like, hey, i made this. i am taking home. [ cheers and applause ] next rule. should be, right? next rule, do not spit in the street. or anywhere, really, while at it. rule seven do not force locals to help take pictures. that one i don't get. i have never seen a chinese tourist taking a picture. rule eight, not sure i understand this one. avoid giving mums or yellow flowers to dinner hosts in france. yeah, what are you monsters? sound like the secret password or something. avoid giving mums

they also have toilet themed meals that they serve in -- in toilet shaped, whatever you do, don't orderhe number two. [ drum roll ] so, anyway. congratulations, medieval times you are no longer the worst themed restaurant in the united states. that's america in a nutshell. the government closes, a poop restaurant opens. on the subject of toilets. this is cute. a video going around. a boy in canada had too much to eat. gave himself a stomach ache. fortunately his caring mother, rushed to his side and began shooting video outside the bathroom door. >> guillermo: close the door. mom, close the door! >> jimmy: i hope you learned a lesson. >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. we have something fun planned for when we get back. this afternoon our musical guests tonight, ariana grande tweeted she would look her fans to come to the show in costume and the person with the best costume will win a chance to meet her. so, all right, let's cut the video feed outside. so they can't see us. what the fans don't realize. we chose three finalists. two are fans of ariana grande. and one is ariana grand

the food items focus on toilets, bathrooms, and bodily functions. even the human waste dishes are served in miniature toilet bowls. the owner seen restaurants that are doing okay in china and taiwan. if you are wondering, no, those are not working toilets. >> no, it's not. you are actually, no, i'm not -- i don't know -- >> you were about to go there. >> take a look at this unusual site in california. you're looking at a bear inside this car with fogged up windows. >> only one bear? >> he became trapped in the car after looking for a snack inside. so police had to smash out a window so the animal could get out. there has been three reports of bears inside cars in recent weeks. >> how did they get in there? lock your doors. >> another strange animal sighting. the time a kangaroo at the airport. look at him go. passengers thought it was some kind of promotion. i thought that was a koala bear. anyway, he fell down, but he got scared and ran to the pharmacy. the kangaroo finally sedated and tonight he is recovering in a veterinary clinic. >> he is cute

actually because toilet paper, porta stand. just a little jailhouse ingenuity. not as good as high def. you know what i mean? >> while the quality of kidd's television viewing might be compromised, other inmates lose the privilege altogether for causing trouble. >> i don't have a tv. they took all my privileges for spitting on that dude. so it's like i don't know, probably take my privileges and, like, good time, that don't matter here. there ain't no sunshine here, man. >> when we met edwin smith, he had been at colorado state penitentiary for less than a month just starting a 30-year sentence for cutting a man's throat in a bar fight. he lost his television privileges for spitting on an officer during intake and things were about to go even further downhill. >> mentally, you have to take it [ bleep ]. you can't really fight with someone. >> the night before our interview with him, smith had received a lesson in supermax security when he chose to hole up in his cell. >> we're here to perform a cell extraction on smith, edwin. the reason for the extraction is th

prison toilets don't come with lids.n and weaponized. >> when you flush the toilet at night it makes a loud nice. >> james stone made his own and he decorated it too. >> muffles the sound almost all the way out. >> orange county jail inmate daniel liked to wash his towels in his sink, but he had no way to dry them, so he showed us his improvised clothesline. >> what you do is grab this bag with a little bit of water in it. when you stick it to the wall and put the cardboard and the string. it makes it strong, very strong. >> while these meet a few minor needs there is a personal need that inmates long to have met as well. >> with the exception of the few facilities that actually allow for conjugal visits which are overnight stays between an inmate and their spouse, sex in prison or jail is basically considered a rule violation. but like so many other things inmates are going the find ways to get around that. >> listen to this. they wrote me up. >> what? >> a sexual toy. >> a sexual toy? >> what kind of sexual toy? >> oh,

you want to be off the toilet before the razor starts doing its thing. >> what a visual. one more look at our top stories. ñóñó >> important update on thean b- w parkway. the closure points between 100 and 32. nothing is getting by. traffic is being diverted at 175. this is what it looks like coming off of the beltway. we are going to see delays shortly. take 95. putty hill avenue is shut down in parkville because of a water main break. you can use each joppa or taylor avenue to get around it. 295 is going to be the big problem this morning. 58 miles per hour on 95 south bend. you can also take route one as your alternate. that is the latest on traffic pulse 11. >> good morning. the remnants of what was tropical storm karen has transformed into a nor'easter. a pretty strong storm near the outer banks of north carolina. windy gusts over 40 miles per hour. that rain is totally moving its way to the north. around baltimore, i do believe it will stay dry for most of the morning and probably most of the afternoon as well. i think the rain will hold off until tonight or tomorro

i basically use it on my floor, the mattress, the toilet. they won't give me a broom because i had an into accident with was of the guards because we had a confrontation. now they won't give me the broom. >> we used to give her the broom but she decided she was going to jab an officer through the tray slot with a broom. >> in the three months she's been in bexar county, she's attacked staff and others. she's assigned to a cell 23 hours a day. it is often a noisy disruptive place. >> some are very hostile, very aggressive. do have to be very careful because one woman to another they can just snap at you. >> haywood has done time in jail on prior convictions. her latest arrest came after a fight with a bank security guard who ordered her to get off the telephone. >> if he had approached me differently, i probably wouldn't have did that, but he was embarrassing me. we started going off each other. he was in my face, i was in his face, he reached in to grab me, bam, i took him down. i had him on account of a pencil. i said, if you move, i'm goin

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where customers ask eat from urine al shaped plates and toilet shaped bowls while sitting at toilet seatss are a number of toilet themed entrees. some of the items they say were too disgusting for american people. what do you think? >> this entire people is disgusting for american poem and a disgrace. but you is this a ploy to get people to eat less at restaurants, to not finish their meal because it's so disgusting? i call it foreshadowing. >> i don't know. a lot of people eat in the bathroom. >> i'm single. i can do this every night. i don't need to go to a restaurant for this. >> sometimes i call you when you're doing this. >> it's called saving time. >> that is disgusting. >> really disgusting. >> but do you think this is real? >> i do think it's real. >> you do? >> yeah. i think it's real disgusting. >> ladies and gentlemen, i'm not sure. whenever we do this show, i have to ask, is it real? >> did you see the pictures? it's real. >> remind you not to say anything disgusting that we have to bleep out, but is this a lot like the hard rock cafe. >> yes. but better! this is a place i'd g

it was toilet water. >> our cameras were present when mccombs was moved from his cell. on your ass every time you come [ bleep ]. i will need your hand, i tell you something, you start throwing [ bleep ] water and i will be on your [ bleep ] every time you come through the -- >> seven! >> easy. easy. easy. >> put him on the wall first. we say put him on the wall. have him face the wall. we want him facing the wall. we don't want him turning his head, getting mouthy and this and that. that's when you get spit on. we want his nose to the wall. i don't want to talk to him. he can talk to the wall. >> face the wall. turn around. face the wall. >> [ bleep ] sit up there and talk to him. >> face the wall. >> [ bleep ]. >> why don't you [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] why don't you just [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. i'm tired of your [ bleep ]. >> stand still. >> mccombs freely admitted to our producer by the time the officers put him back in his cell he was looking for any possible way to hurt them. >> i just grabbed some water out of the toilet started bombing them. i am just getting tired of w

outlet is your i phone dirtier than a toilet seat. technology blog which tech daily swab a completely random thirty tablets phones and keyboards and found more is desolate caucus on those thirty gadgets than they did on one random toilet seat one. based research by the media. so many news outlets ran out with those anti apple stories this week that it can only mean one of three possible believe i phones are trying to kill us the media really hates apple or that news is dirtier than a toilet seat tonight but to talk about that following me on twitter at the resident. that's going to do it for me for tonight but for more on the stories we covered go to youtube dot com slash r.t. america and check out our web site or to dot com slash usa and follow me on twitter at meghan underscore lopez had a wonderful night. he's an american business icon he's brazen outspoken this is always at the top of the headlines his disgust with politicians is led him to consider running for president himself love him or hate him he can make or break someone's

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australian company, toilet paper man, is selling 22-carat gold toilet paper for $1.3 million the company roll. they claim it effective and completely safe. the pricey roll cops with a free bottle of champagne. it will be delivered personally to your door. >> i buy it when they learn how to spell personally by the way on the website. >>> number two thing, on website. economists expecting sales to climb by 1%. >> then we have the number one thing to watch, which is weekly job countless claims. economists expecting claims to drop by 18,000. >> "money" with melissa now. david: we'll be watching. >> let's see what is going on in washington. they're still having a lot of trouble with obamacare [laughter] first the website is all screwed up. that has a bunch of glitches. now people are getting busy signal when they try to apply over the phone for obamacare. so you can't use internet. you can't use the phone. and now fax machines are like, look who has come crawling back to mr. fax machine. [cheers and applause] melissa: that sounds about right. i'm melissa francis and is what's money tonight. c

there he is, right there looks like kind of a punkie kid carrying a toilet in new york city. oh, gee, i don't know what this kid is doing. just-- just terrible. and the whole thing is just terrible. anyway that kid's name is rory albany. and i got to the show in 1999ment he started probably about two months after that. and he was a wise ass. and i really liked him. and i noticed that whatever job we gave him, he kansas citied that job's ass. like did it great, was really smart, really funny. and just kept working. so we kept giving him more responsibility and more creative control. and more things to do. and every time de t he would knock it out of the park. so now i done know what it is now, 2032, whatever, 2013. so this kid who started at this show in 1999 as a pa sitting with his naked ass on a toilet in time's square has been our executive producer for the last five years. a tremendous story. and has gone from that anonymous beginning all the way to this. >> i smokey the bear a loved american icon have been given [bleep] for money. >> jon: all right. come out here, rory a

his toilet paper drive got the attention of procter and gamble who donated 27 pallets of toilet paperl say will allow them to buy more things like books and school supplies. >> let's take a look at the 7 day forecast. our low temperature tonight will be 59 degrees and we will be in the '80s tomorrow. we will be back into the '70s by thursday. wednesday evening there could be some showers developing. by thursday morning we could have scattered thunderstorms in the area. 84 degrees tomorrow. 79 degrees wednesday. scattered thunderstorms on thursday. we'll be watching the weather for these weekend sporting events. >> parents with infant intensive care action lurie children's hospital feel less of a financial pinch. $100,000 was raised for the jackson chance foundation. the foundation will help cover transportation and parking cost for parents. >> the chicago cubs are looking for a new manager. what is wrong with the bears' defensive performance. with hotwire's low prices, we can afford to take more trips this year. hit the beach in florida. and a reunion in seattle. when hotels have unso

they have a small payroll but win big, not one star but star as a team, they play in a toilet but smellp. i think that last line killed me. >>> earthquake fans needed their team to win in order to keep playoff hope alive and heads it in and the quakes beat the rapids one nil. >>> we begin tonight's top five with jim harbaugh and his reaction to the weapons charges on aldon smith. >> we're all accountable for our actions, whether those are -- are good or bad, there's accountability that comes to all of us, and that's a process that -- that he's gonna have to go through. >> no. 4, soccer from lithuania. two players get into it, but they're on the same team. this does happen in our news room occasionally, but we don't get red cards like these guys. >>> no. 3, back to st. louis. goes out and gets and takes it away from pedro alvarez. >>> at no. 2, different kind of leather. crawford swallows up the shot from alexander. beat the black hawks 2 to 1. >>> no. 1, 6 foot 1 gordon for midnight madness put on st. mary usually known for sharp-shooting international players but never like this as lit

> if you watched the june ribbon cutting and knew you paid $4 million for a project that includes toilets along the canal, you would probably have high expectations for the bathrooms. most importantly they are open when you need toes you them. well they didn't open at all. and that is when russ ptacek started asking questions and this deal doesn't pass the russ smell test. >> it doesn't. and it is a litterle smell test because it is designed to eliminate smells. it was created to filter smells out of sewage gas out of land and provide bathrooms. and months ago, after the ribbon cutting, it hasn't done anything it was designed for. >> it is definitely locked. >> danger signs, barricades and locked doors. that is now. despite a ribbon cutting and a d.c. water news release in june saying all d.c. and maryland facilities have been completed. but along the c and o canal, port-o-potties are the only option. >> why don't they unlock it. >> they were scheduled to open in 2011 and then postponed to 2012. it is 2013 and they are postponed again. >> it is like way too long. >> two of the facilities

i could see toilet paper. i could see other things that were... that you would put in a sewer. mcmillen: well, i was actually born and raised in westmoreland county so i have been aware of the conditions in herminie all my life. herminie has declined, because for any type of business of any size to come in and create jobs, they need the infrastructure there, and in herminie, it's just not there. narrator: to address community frustrations, sewickley township, home of herminie, created a sewer authority board in 1998. it's comprised of residents and business owners who worked for almost a decade to get sewage infrastructure for the area. miller: we were novices. i don't think anybody in the township knew where to go. and we were frustrated at times. we thought we were right on the cusp of getting funding, and then, something happened and we didn't get it. yeah, we could go out and float a loan, and probably people would be looking at maybe $100 a month in sewage bills. so what you have to try to do is get enough funding to keep sewage rates at a reasonable rate so people can aff

achieved by using rainwater for landscaping, treating wastewater on-site for reuse in the building's toilets is an ecological waste treatment system for water resouls. so, the living machine to accelerate what happens naturally in nature is biomimickery that happens in tidal estuaries. it brings in nutrients to the microbes. it's delivered in the air, and does the rest of the process, chewing up those nutrients in the water and producing nitrogen and carbon. we're doing that in a system where we're creating 12 to 16 tides per day. >> the wastewater for our building begins its journey by travel tog our primary tank which is a fairly normal looking manhole. beneath these manholes is a 10,000 gallon primary tank. there are two chambers. the trash chamber which filters out the trash and plastics and the organic solids settle out just as normal wastewater treatment process is. the water then flows to an equalization tank, a recirculation tank, and then on to tidal flow wetlands cell 1a. all those these cells look to be only 3 or 4 feet deep, they're actually 8 feet deep below this concrete sidewa

>> basically toilet paper. just rolled them up. after that, i draw on them. >> then we make dominos. we have our dominos made out of soap. >> it's lucky because both of us want to exercise. sometimes you get with a celly that doesn't want to exercise. it's nice to have somebody that does then you can use their body weight. >> you want to not look over your back as much. if you stay physically fit, they'll leave their hands off of you. you don't want to end up somebody's girl or something like that in here. >> it will be a long time before most of these inmates will be released. for now, home is an 8x12 cell with little to do but contemplate their crime. we'll check back with these inmates to see how the first week inside usp has affected them. >> you know, it's cold and it's depressing. you know, this is the worst but you have to do it. you've got to do your time and be strong about it. there's nothing you can do but face your fears. >>> up next -- >> what else do you do with an inmate that constantly stabs his roommate? >> inside

and you have this sort of budget negotiation -- >> bottom of the toilet. >> this budget negotiation is even in the middle. all the way at the bottom. >> we don't have a graphic for that. >> abby, you had a pie chart that showed which part -- >> of the toilet -- >> down in the sewer, where the drano goes, down there. >> i think we have worked that joke. >> ryan, appropriately, though, the president is about to speak at the brooklyn high school tech focus. it's a high school that president obama mentioned in his state of the union address as a forward-thinking, forward-looking model of education. and really, i mean, you have to think about these kids, how exciting it is for them to be near the president of the united states. and i mean, they really had to prepare. they had to clean out the classrooms, clean out their lock others, open their desks, hang artwork for the president. this 15-year-old said i'm going to wear a suit today. they are so excited. ryan, this really is a huge day for these kids. i can't imagine just how excited they are as they wait for him to aarrive and speak. >> i

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that's a company that fixes toilets and sinks. oh, man. listen to me.ng something that matters, that makes sense. the only thing that makes sense is this. learning, thoughts. so i can think, and get a student loan, and grind my own coffee, and understand hbo. you don't have to do that, kid. you're special. you could be a plumber. [door closes] you could be a plumber. [toilet flushes] hey. hi. [♪] okay, so we know three kinds of verbs, which took 40 minutes. at this rate, if we don't sleep or pee, we can cover 10 percent of the exam. if it's multiple choice, 25 percent of our guesses will be right. that's a lot of right answers when you're guessing everything. i don't wanna sound like a defeatist, but we're defeated. [all chattering] face it. why even take the exam? we're all gonna be retaking spanish this fall. [shirley groans and annie sighs] what was that? what was what? i don't know. i said retake spanish and everyone went, "ugh." and you went, "hmm." maybe it's one of those recessive genes. i can also curl my tongue. who else? [all laugh] annie ratt

this area is used as a public toilet. miss atlem is hard to city hall.ench out front was occupied by a man sleeping and the stench coming from the plaza was unmistakable. human feces lay in plainview. rnie explained the problem. >> there is no restrooms or bathrooms for any homeless person to go to so basically alleyways, places like that is the only place you have to go. >> we discovered two alleys being used as public bathrooms minus any plumbing. >> what about the shelters, they have bathrooms, don't they? >> if you can get in. a lot of times at 4:30 p.m. you are not getting in. >> the city said at on a ten- year plan to end homelessness but the website for the program has not been updated in two years. the city estimates the number of homeless at 3000 at any given night with no change in the last two years. where did you sleep last night? >> on the street. >> on the street? >> yes ma'am. wound on my knee were i cannot be a lot of people. >> the city spends $30 million a year on homeless services. a county official wants to know if we are getting our

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themed restaurant yes you heard me right toilet themed restaurant the magic restroom cafe opened in october on october eleventh and is located in the up and coming city of industry area of los angeles like every hip new eatery it has cool decor in this case that decor just happens to be bathroom appliances and magic restroom customers sit down to eat they sit down on one in one of the many restaurants many gleaming white. throne entrees cum displayed in miniature toilet bowls they have names like constipation and bloody number two even the walls are tiled to look like a bathroom stall although some food critics probably. who wants a badge of cafe to cut the crap and serve food about silly decorations is a good chance it'll actually succeed rumor has it that the latter is to die for. just. the. it's the good the bad of the very very charismatic leader ugly they're good people of solace energy giant chevron wants to start fracking in their hometown but the residents of this eastern romanian village are having none of it hundreds of people have been camping out at a drill site since mo

we'll finish up here. >>> treasure was found in the toilet of a plane from dedubai bangladesh. >> thanks. fox news alert for you, a hearing underway in our nation's capitol. wellccome to "the real story". how long has the spying been going on and who knew about it and when? >> lawmakers demanding answers about the scope if surveillance and international. house

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. >>> and respect bud buddha, are respecters don't want his vase on a toilet seat. -- face on a toilet seat. >> are the united nations is saying once again that diplomacy has failed to protect syrian civilians. 5 million are now displaced within their own country. and united nations is saying relief is withheld from those who need it. first a report from bernard smith. >> reporter: syria's civil war is creating a nation of refugees. this is the aftermath of what activists say was a government bombardment of a strong hold on saturday. about 5 million syrians are refugees in their own country. many are are reliant on outside help. but the u.n. says increasing violence and bureaucracy have reduced aid deliveries to a trickle. urging increased humanitarian access hasn't made much difference. >> ive expressed my deep disappointment to the council that the situation on the ground has not changed fundamentally as a result of the statement. we are doing everything that we can to look at ways in which operationalization of the statement would help us, but i need the political support of the sec