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tom: "jimmy kimmel live" is it's called a rigged economy, and this is how it works. most new wealth flows to the top 1%. it's a system held in place by corrupt politics where wall street banks and billionaires buy elections. my campaign is powered by over a million small contributions, people like you who want to fight back. the truth is you can't change a corrupt system by taking its money. i'm bernie sanders. i approve this message. >> dicky: it's "jimmy kimmel live"! the "star wars" special. the force awakens," featuring harrison ford, carrie fisher, john boyega, adam driver, daisy ridley, and director j.j. abrams. with cleto and the cletones. and now, may the force be with him, here's jimmy kimmel! and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i know some of you have been waiting in line since early this morning. [ cheers and applause ] thank you -- hey. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you're excited. welcome to our "star wars: the force awakens" special. as yoda would say, gl

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leon: jimmy kimmel live is next. alison: have a great night. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight julia roberts. the kids from "black-ish." "this week in unnecessary censorship." and muc from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

so you can own it. >>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmelive"! tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel!

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have a great weekend. >>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmylary clinton. bob odenkirk & david cross. with cleto and the cletones. and, now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight hillary clinton. bob odenkirk & david cross. with cleto and the cletones. and no, now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're with us. we have quite a show tonight. we have a show tonight that could very well alter the course of american history. a woman who could very well be the next president of united states, hillary clinton is here with us tonight. meanwhile, we'll be touching on all the big topics. the economy, climate change, isis, whether khloe should take lamar back, everything. the secret service swept our building today, which is good, it was filthy. you know, the secret service really wanted to blend in around here, they'd wear dirty spider-man costumes. everyone around our office has been looking forward to mrs. clinton's visit this week. especially our own guillermo

highs will be in the 20s with lows in >>> and now abe's jimmy kimmel"jimmy kimmel live" live". >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, joseph gordon-levitt. amber heard. and music from albert hammond jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to our show. welcome to hollywood. does it feel like the holiday season to you now? it does? christmas is five weeks away. are any of you done with your christmas shopping or holiday shopping yet? [ no ] >> jimmy: no one identifies themselves if they have because they know we'd kill them if they did. seems like christmas comes earlier every year, even though it doesn't, it always comes on the 25th, the day after christmas eve. the stores keep stretching the season. a lot t commotion a couple of years ago when big stores started having their black friday sales on thursday. thursday as you know used to be known as thanksgiving day. now radio shack, radio shack announced yesterday that

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>>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome to the show. very nice. hey, for those of you who are visiting i want to say, welcome to hollywood. and did you see -- any of you see the weird light in the sky on saturday night here? saturday night at around 6:00, this is a big story, what appeared to be a spacecraft of some kind was spotted streaking across the night sky. some people even looked up from their phones to see it. >> what that is? what the hell that is? >> what's happening? >> okay, this is weird. what the hell is that? >> this is videotaping it. is that too cool? >> oh my god, what is that? >> oh my god, you guys. >> this is weird, guys. >> this is what much of the southland looked up to saturday night. a mysterious bright light that moved slowly over the pacific. >> then it floated a

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and no, now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimm i'm t host of the show. thanks for wahing. thanks to all of you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're with us. we have quite a show tonight. we have a show tonight that could very well alter the course of american history. a woman who couldery well be with us tonight. meanwhile, we'll be touching on all the big topics. the economy, climate change, isis, whether khloe should take lamar back, everything. the secret service swept our building today, which is good, it w was filt. you know, the secret service really wanted to blend in around here, they'd wear dirty ider-man costumes. everyone around our office has been looking forward to mrs. clinton's visit this week. escially our own guillermo,o, who really dressed up for the occasion. [ cheers and applause ] you know that's a dated reference, right? mrs. clinton doesn't wear pantsuits, she weared tailored >> guillermo: okay, all right. >> jimmy: i know wha

leon: jimmy kimmel live is next. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood and nashville -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. eric stonestreet. jake owen. the world series champion kansas city royals. "mean tweets - country music edition."

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight julia roberts. the kids from "black-ish." "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. you're embarrassing me. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for -- wow, you guys are excited tonight. thanks for tgit'ing with us tonight. we had an extra-big night on abc tonight. our usual shondaland lineup joined the force with star wars, a new "star wars: the force awakens" aired tonight on abc. which might be the first time people sped through the show to get to the commercial. you might be asking yourself, why would they debut new "star wars" footage in the middle of an abc block targeted primarily at women? their plan is to target both the key demographics of women ages 18 to 49, and men who have never had sex with a woman between the ages 18 and 49, simultaneously, and they've done it. this is tonight's abc "star wars" exc

: >> dicky:.dicky: from hollywood "jimmy kimmel live." "science bob" pflugfelder, "people" magazine's sexiest man alive. and music from walk the moon, with cleto and the cletones. and now, first and foremost, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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good night. ♪ >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel liveht -- liam hemsworth. from "black-ish" tracee ellis ross. and "james bond." plus, it's mash-up monday with music from jewel & the gang. with cleto and the cletones. and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> announcer: from brooklyn, it's " jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jay z, tracy morgan, and music with usher, nas, and jay z from the barclays center, brought to you by scion and cigna, with cleto and the cletones. and now, not for nothing, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: how are you doing? i appreciate it. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we're in brooklyn. very nice. thank you. please -- [ cheers and applause ] relax. that's very nice. we are beaming your faces right now from the world from the howard gilman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music from brooklyn, new york. they say you can never go home again. it turns out they're right this morning i tried to go back to my old house and walked in on a lady taking a shower. sorry. i have been soaking up the local culture, eating all food, drinking all the drinks. we even brought my baby into a bar, which is a thing we were told to do. i'm packed with so much pizza right now i think i could legally be classified as a calzone. by the way, i just want to say to those of you wa

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, rob lowe. from "marvel's agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.," adrianne palicki. and music from "dave gahan & soulsavers" with "cleto and the cletones. and are and now, having said all [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm sure you know today is veterans day, do we have any veterans in our audience today? a few, yes? timid veterans? this guy, just this guy really? well, happy veterans day to you and to all the veterans watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your service, your sacrifice, all you've done for our country. my dad was in the army when he was a young man. put that photo i posted on facebook up there. so that's my tad. he was stationed at ft. dix in new jersey. he worked in the kitchen, he was a cook. never left no one. was potatoes. killed a hot of them, very operatively. potato peelers can cut you. but thank you to all our veterans who did not get thanked enough, today and every day. [ chee

we'll see you tom with cleto and the cletones. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, anthony anderson. from "the hunger games," jena malone. and music from chris cornell, with cleto and the cletones. and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome to the show. [ applause ] thanks for joining us. we have a lot to discuss tonight. you know, tonight from milwaukee the fourth republican presidential debate featuring donald trump -- one guy from milwaukee got really excited. donald trump, ben carson, other people. their names escape me. but tonight's debate was televised on the fox business channel. between now and november of next year, every cable network gets a debate. next week is the e! news debate moderated by ryan seacrest and caitlyn jenner. this debate was a little different from the last one. the moderators from cnbc were attacked for being too tough last time around. tonight nooet cavuto promised his goal was to be invisible, which i think jeb bush has that same debate goal. [ applause ] i'm starting to get bored by th

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