tom arnold is here. the eels are on the way.one year on american satellite television, our next guests have erased the decades of hard work done by alex trebek to make canadians respectable. their very, very funny show is called "trailer park boys". >> [ bleep ] right now. he's trying to get into -- >> holy [ bleep ]. don't scare him. [ bleep ]. >> yeah! >> [ bleep ]! >> [ bleep ] [ bleep ]! >> oh! >> what the [ bleep ]? >> oh, my god, ricky. >> [ bleep ], you okay? [ laughter ] watch it thursday nights at 10:00 on the 101 network on directv. please welcome ricky, julian and bubbles, the trailer park boys. [ cheers and applause ] bubbles, ricky and julian, thank you for being here. i know you guys are -- [ laughter ] you guys are very, very popular in canada and you just starred -- how long have you been on the air here in the united states? >> not that long. >> i'm not good at numbers and stuff. >> well, i have a friend named alex who turned me on to the show. i have become obsessed with it. and tom i know also is obsessed -- >

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tom arnold will share some stunning secrets he bottled up for many, many years. applause pause. >> mike: he rocks the house with his musical style catapulted him to stop him -- start on "american idol." tonight but weiss joins the "little rockers" for the debut of a new song i promise you'll love this song. it is going to be on the show tonight. >> many of you have e-mailed us to say that you have missed our future, the joe biden comedy hour. he has given us so much good material. this week he did not disappoint. >> it's the joe biden comedy hour. [ applause ] here is a joke. >> people when i say that ultimate say what you're talking about joe did you do her time he went to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt due to this, that's what i'm telling you. >> mike: that's right joe, have to spend money lots of it, joins of dollars, to keep from going bankrupt. you bet. _ the sense to me. well, if you don't care about how much you pay in taxes and futile care if he government takes your doctor and limits the procedures you get until the federal peer out of cruz,

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he is a writer producer and standup comic tom arnold is here. understand, first of all, we're going to raise taxes to pay for health care. but it's still not going to provide health care for 37 million americans, 20 some-odd million americans are going to have to leave their health care. why would anybody want that? why do people put their faith in government? i don't put my faith in government? do you. >> we definitely need national health care, and when i look at the research i can point out there's a 1% increase in people that make $500,000 or more or $1 million or more, i'm not sure what it is, but it's a minuscule amount, and by the way, if you know now do your taxes, none of us make that kind of money. sean: they bankrupted social security. they bankrupted medicare. government is now -- we have put $10 trillion on the books with obama spending for our children and grandchildren. you just can't sustain it. at what point do you say we've got to protect their future and not bankrupt them. >> we're the only industrialized country in america th

and on friday, tom arnold, the trailer park boys, and music from the eels. first guest is a talented young lady with a head of hair nearly as thick and lustrous as the reverend al's. you know her from "elf", "yes man", "almost famous" and many other films. her latest is called "500 days of summer", it is in theaters now. please welcome zooey deschanel. [ cheers and applause ] great to see you. >> it's great to see you too. >> thank you for coming. did you meet the reverend al backstage? >> i did not. i'm excited to meet him. >> yeah. it will be great. yeah. >> i saw him on television. >> you did, yeah. >> with the michael jackson -- >> yes. he gave a very good speech. >> yeah, yeah. i didn't really watch the whole speech. it was like on television and the -- in the other room. i heard -- >> hopefully -- >> making tea in my kitchen and i just heard like he put on one glove and he pulled up his pants and he changed race relations. i was like -- [ laughter ] okay. and i ran back in the room and i was like what? >> that's why tivo was invented right there. >> to

later this week, katherine heigl, tom arnold, david and shaun cassidy, the trailer park boys, and music of that. also, i was thinking about it over the weekend, and it occurred to me that the only way to ever be completely done with your laundry is to do it naked. and so that is what i must do. our first guest is a very successful young man who sits proudly atop an empire built from action figures of the past. last week he received two emmy nominations for "robot chicken, star wars episode ii" which just came out on dvd today. please say hello to seth green. [ cheers and applause ] what's up? good to see you. congratulations on the emmy nominations, two of them. [ cheers and applause ] well deserved too. this is very funny. this star wars -- >> i just spilled water on my crotch. at least i did it on tv so everyone will know i didn't pee myself. >> but your pants magically made it disappear. you did it again by the way. >> this is a fine material by italy. it's heavily absorbant and actually made of sham-wow. [ laughter ] >> what a tribute. >> hey, man, great to see you. let's get this b

next week, we'll be joined by katherine heigl, tom arnold, zooey deschanel, seth green, "the bacheloretten harris, reverend al sharpton, the trailer park boys and music from la roux and jewel. this is my cousin sal. >> hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal, what do you think -- uncle frank, honest. >> he's honest, i'm on your side, there's no way he's having sex with aunt chippy. >> she said we can't because we're not married anymore. it would be a sin. >> it would be a sin. like a woman has needs an everything, she plays video poker and yell at people with cigarette breath and that's the extent of her need. right? guillermo, on the other hand, he's hitting her. [ laughter ] >> all right. well, you know, these are tough economic times and more and more people are cutting corners and shopping at places like the 99 cent store, so wthoughted the be fun to send my cousin sal and his hidden cameras there to greet them. >> you can't fathom what happened. >> hello. >> hi, how are you? >> how much is this? it's not scanning. price check on trail mix, register one. i need a price check. >

and tom weiskopf and i loved the game like tom watson and i loved the game, we'd still be playing a full schedule. but he has that love for the game like arnold palmer does. and there's very few. >> i know that tom rinaldi is right, he said that everybody is kind of rooting for tom watson in so many ways. i will tell you this, nobody is rooting against stewart cink because of the kind of man he is. s who a major champion in 2009. we're back after a word from yourbc staon.ti ♪ (announcer) worst-case scenario. so i'm thinking we need a better way to save money. better than subleasing office space? ideally. (announcer) best case solution. switch to verizon high speed internet and phone for business-- with a dedicated high-speed connection from our office to yours, so you won't be slowed down because your neighbors are online. as low as $79.99 a month for 12 months with a 3 year agreement. plus, get over $180 back in available online rebates. call 1-888-845-8854. you'll also get unlimited nationwide calling, 24/7 tech support, and our advanced internet security features all backed by the reliability of the verizon network. call 1-888-845-8854. fo

they're not going to be looking at another hole to plug, more cuts coming, taxes going up, arnold says no. >> to tomp, in detroit, you're accustom ed ed to budget crisis. what do you think? >> i was going to say, welcome to our world. inworld. in michigan, the governor has offered to take some of california's prisoners here. >> for a fee. >> for a fee, of course. >> you take prisoners and send us water? that would be a great trade. >> the criminals are leaving michigan. >> even the criminals. do you think detroit and michigan are finding themselves in a deeper budget crunch? is this going to spill across the nation? >> we've got a huge budget crunch on us in michigan president scale isn't as large of california. it's the same set of circumstances. >> right. lynn sweet, you're in washington for "chicago sun-times." do you think the obamaites and the democrats taken lessons o ut of california and realizing there's a real hatred of tax increases out there? >> i don't think they need california to tell them that. california is special among the states. you're seeing a legacy of this proposition system t

>> as tom o'neal was saying earlier, stacy howe is the manager for arnold klein's office back in california. so possibly investigators were trying to link these two doctors together, talking about the medication that they were giving to michael jackson. >> right. now there is some other things that they -- a cricket phone receipt, a letter, some other things they did seize from the office including a forensic image of his business computer. and again, we heard the vials of the two drugs. now let's move on to the storage unit. there is a lot of interesting things they found there. and one of them that we just -- just hinted about was documents regarding an incomplete chart from doctors hospital and a suspension notice from doctors hospital. now dr. oliver, could he have been suspended for not filling charts out properly? >> definitely he could have been suspended for not filling out charts. that's common reason doctors are suspended from hospitals, for not keeping up their paperwork. >> and could that be maybe some drugs that maybe were administered to some of the patients there? >> it's pos

discussion on latest developments in the case, tom o'neil of "in touch weekly" said a woman by the name of stacy howe was the office manager for dr. arnold klein, jackson's long-time dermatologist. in addition, he suggested this meant there was a connection between dr. klein and dr. conrad murray. now, that's the private physician allegedly with jackson when the music star collapsed. to be clear, stacy howe has never worked for dr. klein and there is no link between dr. klein and dr. murray. murray's office was recently searched as part of the investigation. and now straight out to ted rowland, cnn correspondent. ted, you are breaking this news for the network cnn and hln. what are you a beble to confirm tonight? >> basically, jean, we're talking about the connection between dr. conrad murray and this powerful anesthetic diprivan or propophyl. basically, used in clinics and hospitals to put patients down for usually minor surgical procedures. it's actually a very common drug. but it's not common outside of a hospital setting. and what we're reporting is that a source with knowledge of the investigation -- this is someone close to the fam

arnold schwarzenegger. one of the major issues being debated here is how to repay billions of dollars to the state schools. >>> i'm larry smith. tomtson said leading the british open at age 59 is as good as sex, his words, not mine. the five-time british open champ is trying to continue the biggest story of the golf season. watson, the co-leader entering today's third round with shots like this. finishing out his second round on 18. this for the birdie and it's in. even par on the day. ties the lead with steve marino at 5 under par. meanwhile, tiger woods out. he did not make the cut at the british. >>> well, the man who sold the gun that killed former nfl mvp steve mcnair has been charged. 33-year-old adrian gilliam faces one count of being a convicted felon in possession of a handgun. police say gilliam sold the 9 millimeter gun to sahel kazemi for $100 and less than 48 hours later, kazemi shot and killed her boyfriend mcnair before turning the gun on herself. >>> a running back turned massage therapist? ricky williams of the miami dolphins is planning his life after football. eric williams, as he wants to be called in his new p