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our guest is tom hanks.ng to find out -- [ applause ] -- what he has been up to since "forest gump." there are going to be a lot of celebrities floating over this block over the next two weeks. we thought it would be fun to play a special oscar edition of one of our favorite game shows. it's time to play "name that oscar winner." [ applause ] well, well, well, hello there, fellas. our contestants tonight two celebrity experts, men who know fame when they see it. celebrity photo hound yehya who i met outside a movie theater and my uncle frank who i met when i was born. you know your celebrity, right? >> yes. >> uncle frame, for years, you were a security guard at caesars palace. who did you guard there? >> frank sinatra. >> jimmy: lots of people. yehya spends a lot of free time outside restaurants waiting for celebrities so you can take pictures with yourself and that celebrity. >> right. >> jimmy: like last night, were you out? >> yeah, i'm out, i see one guy wrestling but it's very cold, i go home. the firs

our guests on that evening will be tom hanks.he tom hanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: best picture nominee for "toy story 3." everybody has seen "toy story 3," right? since you have seen it, what we have done tonight in honor of the oscars, we took the video from toy story 3 and the audio from an episode of the maury povich show and i believe this could get nominated for next year's oscars, too. >> they are back. now, she's hoping that her friend matt will be proven to be her son's father. now, in a twist, matt admits that he's gay. but, at the time, he wanted to experiment with a woman and that's the night that she believes that conceived dion jr. this is what matt had to say. >> i'm a very proud gay man. but we had too many cocktails one night and we had sex. honestly i'm hoping he's father. because i know that i would be the best father he would ever have. >> okay, when it comes to 4-year-old dion junior, matt, you are not -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, he's not. can't be the father. we have a good show tonigh

tom hanks will be here with us cee-lo green.secret comedy video a project we've been working on. and we're also going to be raffling off my uncle frank. we are going to sell ticke and -- [ applause ] so, that will be fun. you know you cankcan gamble on the oscars. you can bet on whether or not geoffrey rush will wear a hat inside the theater. you can bet on whether the best actress winner will cry during her acceptance speech. you can even bet on whether an oscar winner will fall on his or her way to the stage. that's 15 to 1 if you bet that one and you win. but if you are planning to belt on the more traditional results, you're in luck. all this week we've enlisted the help of heidi, the world's most famous cross eyed possum. he heidi helps raise money for their rhino conversation problem there. possums helping rye knolls it's a beautiful thing. we've hired heidi to pick the winners for us. she took natalie portman for best actress. she's the favorite. last night, in best actor, heidi picked colin firth. about tonight, she's ma

tom hanks will be here. music from ceelo green and a big video project.nt you watch while it's happening. that way when your friends e-mail it to you the next day, you go, yeah, i know, i saw it. rush limbaugh yesterday had some unkind words for the obamas. i know, i couldn't believe it, either. on his show, he criticized michelle obama for eating ribs for dinner while in vacation in colorado. he said mrs. obama is a hypocrite because she promotes healthy eating and ate ribs, which, well, isn't that the morbidly obese pot calling the keting african-american? he said she doesn't look like she follows her own dietary advice. i love that rush is commenting on somebody else's weight. this guy would eat his own ribs if you put sauce on them. the idea that someone as weighty as rush limbaugh would call someone else fat is kind of hilarious. we decided to take the audio from rush's rant yesterday and combining it with video from "the flintstones." here's how that came out. >> michelle obama is urging, demanding, advocating, demanding cardboard and tofu. michelle

>> i'm working on a project about the kennedy assassination with tom hanks.o woke up down there or around the planet, they didn't know the world was going to change with this assassination of this young president. >> jimmy: well, you were there. >> i was in the crowd that morning in ft. worth, texas. >> jimmy: wow. >> there was -- about 4,000 people had gathered in front of the hotel texas in down town ft. worth. my dad took my brother -- i was 8, my brother was 11. my dad -- my brother woke up my dad and said, "you promised," so he drove us down there and my dad put me up on his shoulders. suddenly i went from having like -- i couldn't see anything to having like the best seat in the house. i remember, you know, kennedy that morning, he was tan and jocular. he said something -- the first thing he said, "i'm sorry jackie is not here to greet you good people. she takes a little longer to get ready, but of course she's looks a hell of a lot better." >> jimmy: oh really? something to that effect. and, there was an electricity in the crowd, and then he went on --

after the oscars, our sixth annual after the academy awards special, tom hanks will be here.usic from c-lo green and a bevvy of beautiful starlets in our latest top secret comedy video. we had matt damon and ben affleck videos, the handsome men's club was last year and this year's offering, i think you'll like it, but i'm not going to tell you about it. you have to trust me on this. do you trust me? [ applause ] foolish, but thank you. lindsay lohan was back in court this morning for the eighth time in nine months. that timeshare she bought across the street from the courthouse is really paying off. at this point, the sketch artist in the courtroom can draw her blindfolded. she's accused, as you know, of stealing a necklace from a jewelry store. see, i'd use the gift bag defense. your honor, i thought it was in a gifting suite. but of course, when a story of this magnitude breaks, our news media is there. this morning, headline news provided us with a spectacular edition of "how is this news?" >> you are looking at live area pictures of lindsay lohan's house in venice, califo

they should be puting into their pension fund, their budget deficits would be much larger. >> tom: so, hank, you have paid very close attention in your position with those state budget itself. how about the unfunded -- >> as you know, pension plans on the e whole are about 80 to 85% funded. that is a very good funding status, and in fact the ratings just recently came out with a report that said if a public sector pension plan is funded at' 0 -- 70% or above, it considered sustainable by fitch. i think the examples that steve raised regarding new jersey in particular is a classic case of where the politicians have failed to live up to their responsibilities. >> tom: we've got to leave it there. gentlemen, thank you for the certainly tin sight and the conversation, clearly this is a controversial issue. our guests tonight, hank kim with the national conference on public employee retirement systems, steven malanga with the manhattan institute. >> susie: here's what we're watching for tomorrow: weekly jobless claims are out, along with new home sales for january. also, taking charge when it co

. >> tom hanks, paid tribute with the aids documentary and hats off. however, one will be kohlberg.great moment. louise fletcher she signed to were tougdeaf parents and adrian brody. he said the had the out of body experience. and it said to helen perry. fakery one. halle-a great one. halley barry and jim mcchrystal. billy crystal, with bob hope. and talk about not getting the gold? welcome to the oscars that was funny. letterman is good but it was painful. tomorrow night, will see no and have a way chains franco james franco and anne hathaway and the king's speech this is a great film. hopefully young filmmakers will take a look at this. hats off. to see it, see it again in you will see why. the social network. cold and distance as the internet and self it is engaging in a most unusual way. cold and distant--and a great script. and smaller good movies like the fighter. remarkable of performances annette bening. and a brilliant doctodocumentary march 8th, " inside job. and torrey story three. and toys story-- >> the dark horses >> it will be very interesting starshow and the envelop

. >> you know, for me, tom hanks is somebody -- we love all his movies, from "big," to "philadelphia,top and spoke with me. he was hilarious. i thought he was going to say you i didn't know you had so many teeth. i was a huge cameron diaz fan. i wanted to start dancing with her, as well. didn't want to freak her out. i was excited to talk to her, as well. >> sometimes, erin. sometimes. katie, what you were talking about, four awards for "the king's speech." long live the queen. it was a great time for the brits here. >> it was. and fantastic. and the relief. when you saw tom's face, when he knew he was getting best director. he punched the air. when i was parting with them tonight, they were so happy. they wanted this more than anything else. they really did. i set out, from the beginning, i believed in this film. i really thought it was going to go forward. and it has done. i'm delighted for them. >> do you think -- colin was so -- i call him by his first name. colin firth. people were asking, do you think you'll be invited to the wedding? and he's like, i think the invitations have

he's going to have a terrific show, with a lot of stars, including tom hanks. >>> first, let's get toe jimmy kimmel picture. i was just going to say don't go with the '70s athletic shorts. don't go with that. good morning. you guys all good? we have an amazingly huge crowd here on the corner of times square. it is friday, by the way. happy friday. let's get to the boards. one or two things we want to tell you about as you go out the door. how about an oscars forecast? and okay, let's be fair. there might be a little snow that creeps down the coastline that gets very close to places like san francisco and the l.a. area. it's just cold. and it's really cold air. it's headlinemaking cold air. that 39 degrees would tie a record low temperature in l.a., if they get to 39 degrees on sunday morning. but it will be a pretty afternoon for the oscars. it dries out in the northwest. the storms develop this weekend where the storms were yesterday. so, be prepared for that. and into the northeast, we get a shot of cold air after this rain. and there may be a light snowflake before this weekend's o