the articles. [ laughter and applause ] back in my day, they weren't remaking "spider-man" with tom hollandh andrew garfield. [ laughter ] and it's like, "why are we only casting british people as spider-man?" [ laughter ] peter parker hails from queens. he doesn't hail to queens. [ laughter and applause ] the queen, though -- the queen, though, she'd make a pretty good aunt may. [ light laughter ] what i think. [ laughter ] back in my day, we didn't worry about silly things like concussions in football and how they might be affecting our brains and memory. no, sir. back in my day, we played football and -- we, uh. [ laughter ] well, i reckon i can't remember what i was talking about. [ laughter and applause ] back in my day, we weren't complaining that moviepass was broken, because back then "transformers" was the only thing in the theater and we didn't want to go to the movies in the first place. [ laughter ] a car that talks, bitch, i liked it when it was called "knight rider." [ laughter and applause ] back in my day, lebron james wasn't opening schools. fiddle sticks. back then the onl