kaffir lime leaves, and a dash of tiparos nam pla and palm sugar to serve you the perfectly balanced tom kha kaistruction site, toss in half a discarded baloney sandwich and the swill from a crumpled can of mr. pibb into a cracked paint bucket, add some grass clippings and leave it in the sun to offer you the bootleg trash gumbo of news that is my segment, "meanwhile." [cheers and applause] meanwhile, the filter through hich i see the world. meanwhile, the national parks service is warning that, despite what you may have heard in some old jokes, you should "never push a slower friend down in a bear encounter." that notice from renowned wildlife expert, your slowest friend. meanwhile, over half a dozen sheep recently escaped a slaughterhouse in new jersey. the escape happened because the official responsible for counting the sheep at the slaughterhouse kept falling asleep. [applause] meanwhile, we all know that the favorite senior past time, pickleball, is taking over the country, which has led to countless turf battles over tennis court space. and now "the great pickleball war has reached the d.