tom lennon wore those little shorty shorts in "reno 911." he looked really hot. don't know where i'm going. in the leg department, you betcha. he has got some gams. >> this is a confession. craig: do you do squats? >> i can. do you want me to? craig: are you in therapy? >> i would like to be. [laughter] all right. let's cure the hell out of me right now. please. craig: i think cure is a judgmental word. it applies there is something wrong with you. i don't think there is anything wrong with you. i think you're a little tough on yourself because of your freakishly hairy back. >> that is true. my mother had a hairy back as well. craig: did she really? >> just -- i didn't want to face my roots. craig: nothing wrong with being hairy. nothing wrong with being hairy. >> you think being a hairy man from only behind is not something i need to get down on myself? craig: it is part of evolution. when you're only hairy in the back, in the olden days back there during the cave man times, people would see you and think you were a tree. >> that's right. so the front has evolve