tom lennon.eers and applause] from parks and rec, actress and all-around funny lady, retta is here. drink up, lady. [cheers and applause] and of course frmistresses, it's the lovely and delicious alyssa milano. - thank you. [cheers and applause] now, tom, a lot of people know you as officer dangle from reno 911!, but right now you play sean hayes's boss on sean saves the world. and of course in real life he's your boss and he's my boss. did he force you to do this, or did you beg him to let you? - no, no, no. i'm here of my own free will. [softly] help me. help me. - that's what i thought. okay, america, i want you to meet somebody without their own television show, and that's where our civilian comes in. our team captain is an i.t. salesman from washington, d.c. please welcome cory rice! [lively musical flourish] sit down. you're not supposed to get up. sit down! - wow. wow, that was presumptuous, man. - wow. - although i do like the bald head. - i know you do. - hey, we could put our heads toge