>> tom selleck. >> tom selleck. remember when tom selleck gave me the smooch? >> yeah. >> i went over and gave tom selleck the smooch because he had a gay scene or something in a movie. and you were trying to get him to kiss you. and he wouldn't do it. so i said, all right, i'll kiss him. and i went over and i laid one on him, the likes of which -- >> wow. >> he sent me flowers the next -- >> come on! >> oh, yeah. >> he did not? >> oh, yes. >> she's kidding. i know her like a book. >> no, i'm not. we'll show you the tape. >> regis, you? is celebrity crush you've had on the show? >> well, yes. i liked him too. >> who doesn't love tom selleck? >> only one more. so no names? okay. have you ever told a little white lie to get out of a social function with each other? >> i don't think so. >> not with each other. >> no. >> no. i always enjoyed being with you. >> thank you for playing. >> thank you, birthday girl. >> boy, oh, boy, they really go back. don't they? >> yeah. >> into your life. >> that's right. hoda always does ihoda about this time. i didn't want you to

tom selleck. john waters. >> not bad. >> alex trebek. hitler. >> probably not hitler, skip him. >> stephen: please welcome ( applause ) >> stephen: let me get this for you, squire. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: well, well, that went smoothly. so few people come out here with a cane. thank you for being so dapper. >> yeah, and most people would have successfully twirled it, but i didn't. on purpose. ( laughter ) part of my comedy routine. >> stephen: do you take that everywhere with you? >> no, this is only today because i closed the new york stock exchange. i rang the little bell. >> stephen: did you really? >> yeah, and i thought i'd. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: the ding-ding-ding-ding. that whole thing. >> it's deafening. dress, you know, like a harvard sailing team kind of thing. i wanted to dress like an 80s villain. like, "hands off my girl, craig." you know. "you don't run this school. i do. let's bhowns." >> stephen: at my rifle dojo. >> have you ever thought about changing the accent on your first same to stephan, s