i am tom shillue. let's check in with andy levey at the "red eye" news deck. >> an exciting day at the "red eye" news deck. >> why is that? >> mcdonalds franchisees decided to serve breakfast all day. people can soon get an egg mcmuffin morning, noon and night. >> i agree. >> it goes to show that people like you can't hold back progress forever. honest, hard-working americanss find a way. >> are you not listening to me. >> like i say. god bless mcdonalds, god bless america and go to hell tom shillue. >> let's welcome our guests. she was the first school dean that made kids want to get sent to the office. jedediah bila. he is an editor at scout,

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levey. >> big day for you, tom. >> why is that? >> it is national felt hat day. >> oh that's great! i love a good felt hat. what can go wrong with a felt hat? >> i'm sure the workers in 18th and 19th century england wouldn't agree with that. you probably don't know, but the felt was made from mercury which over time poisoned the hat makers giving them dementia which is how we get the expression mad as a hatter. and they were giving workers bad tremors. and i guess you don't care as long as you have your dumb felt hats. >> i am aware of the history. >> as always, ignorance is bliss. must be nice. >> let's welcome our guests. she has the same name as a guy i met once at a barn raising. fox news contributor jedediah bila. danger. he is so dry he could cause a forest fire. she was born in the soviet union and works a a is a democratic party strategist. if she is a spy she is hiding in the open. fox news contri and he is a comedian cabdriver. we will bump him for an uber driver. exceed yen jimmy fa -- comedian jimmy fala. let's start th

it is called "go to hell tom shillue." jew >> that was actually written by our writer. kudos to him forgetting published. joe you commend the dude for not using your name. >> yes. >> notice as soon as the poem was accepted he revealed his real name. >> yes. >> did anyone actually read the blog post on this? >> no. >> it was amazing. >> he wrote i have been drawn to the poem because of the long list title and yes because of the poet's chinese name. >> i am no expert, but i assumed the name was chinese. white privilege much. and he said i was angry of being fooled by this guy. >> seriously. read the whole thing. it is amazing. jeb on colbert. i thought his first guest was the lawyer's husband. that was a call back we did. guess i shouldn't have gone with that one. the response saying president obama says the road to hell is paved with good intentions. does that mean you agree with what jeb says? >> no, i am just saying it was a serviceable metaphor. >> jeb's wife can in fact speak english. >> how do you know? >> i talked to her. you are correct they used the word wrong. m

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levey at the news deck. >> happy skyscraper day, tom. >> the day to appreciate and admire the world's tallest buildings. >> maybe in your household. but for the rest of america it is a day to celebrate the fact that tall buildings make it easier to spread the word that tom shillue should go to hell. >> it doesn't even make sense, andy. >> it is a little known fact that skyscrapers were invented by sy scraper so he could have a high window to yell go to hell tom shillue. >> these things get dumber and dumber every day. >> you get dumber and dumber every day. burn. >>> let's welcome our guests. she coined the phrase, i swear to drunk i am not god. joanne nosuchunsky. he is a pod cast host and fictional dependent created for a tax dodge. comedian dave smith. if grits could talk, they would sound like her. fox business contributor dagin mcdowell. and his album "first date with joe devito" is a first date with joe devito. next to me is comedian joe devito. let's blo

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levy. >> i'm assuming today was your favorite day of the year? >> you mean because it it was national coffee day? >> yes. i bet you were running back and forth between dunkin' donuts and wawa getting your free drugs. >> i did notice starbucks was not giving anything away jie. they donated 70 cents to every coffee bag sold. they are trying to help with an aging coffee bean tree and the fact they can't produce enough product to satisfy your raging addiction. >> i don't get most of my coffee because i press my own. and in fact i brought in my aero press and will show everybody how it is done. >> if that won't keep viewers tuned in, i don't know what will. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is the one jedi i hope plays mind tricks on me. i am here with jedediah bila. it is bad luck to tell a theater person good luck, so instead i will say mcbeth. michael reidle. she is a self-proclaimed news junky. that means she shoots the "new york times" directly into her vein.

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levy in the "red eye" news deck. >> great tom. >> great to see you, andy. i'm a little surprised to hear you say that. >> it is national respect day. >> that explains it. >> in honor of national respect day i would like to say it is a pleasure working with you. >> thank you, andy. >> i would also like to respectfully say you are doing a great job hosting the show. >> that's nice to hear. >> and lastly should you choose to do so i would respectfully agree with your decision to go to hell, tom shillue. >> let's welcome our guests. some day she may run for office, but it won't be in a straight line. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. he is no jody, but he will have to do. my second favorite foster. free think producer camille foster. she writes for a magazine. for millennial viewers, that's the thing you see in the doctor's office. editor of national review, e lliana johnson. and like most fans he waited until his 50s to move out of the basement. host of the pod c

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levy in the red eye -- "red eye" news desk. >> i am not really a mets fans -- >> kudos for you for hanging tough for a team that disappointed so many, many times before. >> again i am not -- >> and credit to you for faithfully tweeting the # you're the mets. >> andy -- >> wait that was me. that was me and not you. let's go mets. go to hell, tom shillue. >> lets ay welcome our guests -- let's welcome our guests. she met her husband in a bar. you have no idea how much hope that gives our alcoholic viewers. i am here with lori rothman. he has a pod cast and a barber in the wild west. it is gavin mcginnis. she shares a last name as one of the most interesting in history. host of "ken gnaw" --" kennedy" on the fox business network. >> he is the funniest. he is comedian mike michael. let's start the show. >> an art exhibit is forced to remove an anti-isis diarama. the passion for freedom art exhibit outside london was set to experience the terrorist group with sylva

i'm tom shillue and i'll see you next time., very confident about her campaign, but her latest poll shows her losing a third of her support since july, with the biggest loss coming from women. this is "special report." good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. hillary clinton tries to raise her numbers. on the gop side, it's all about donald trump and ben carson leading the pack. we have fox team coverage tonight, brett hume with why

i am tom shillue.'s check in with andy levey at the "red eye" news deck. >> an exciting day at the "red eye" news deck. >> why is that? >> mcdonalds franchisees decided to serve breakfast all day. people can soon get an egg mcmuffin morning, noon and night. >> i agree. >> it goes to show that people like you can't hold back progress forever. honest, hard-working americanss find a way. >> are you not listening to me. >> like i say. god bless mcdonalds, god bless america and go to hell tom shillue. >> let's welcome our guests. she was the first school dean that made kids want to get sent to the office. jedediah bila. he is an editor at scout, america's premiere magazine about the protagonist of "to kill a mockingbird." and she was a future tense fellow at the new america foundation and a past particible lady. he is on the show "friends of the people" which means we are friends because i am a person. cheed yen kevin barett -- comedian kevin barnette. let's pop this champagne cork. jeb bush is hitting back

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i'm tom shillue. t's check in with andy levy. >> sad day at the "red eye" news desk, tom. >> why is that? >> it is batman day. >> i thought that would be happy. >> yeah, but it is on the wrong day. september 26t that's meaningless. june 26th would make more sense. >> why is that? >> as all true batman fans know that's the day brew wayne's -- bruce wayne's parents were murdered leading him to become batman. it used to be about the spirit of batman and what batman means and how you can study batman and his teachings. now it is about buying stuff u. now we can't say merry batman day. it has to be happy super star hero day. >> lets ay welcome our guests. to look at her now you wouldn't realize she graduated from the scoliosis of hard knocks. it is joanne nosuchunsky. the author of seven women and host of the show on the radio network. table? i prefer a booth. and as you can tell he is from the midwest. comedian john bush. let's start the show. pope francis is releasing a rock album called wake up. music is

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levey. >> have you seen this video? can we roll that? keep your eye on the ref there. there, from the back. >> that's terrible. that is bad, andy. >> weird, i actually would have thought you would think it was great. >> really? why would i think that? being a patriot fan and all i know you enjoy cheating. >> come on. 24 is different. this is different. don't you like the raiders ? >> reporter: yes. >> that seems like something that franchise would do. >> this franchise is over. >> let's welcome our guest. she wants to be spider-man's girlfriend. jedediah bila. he performs at clubs in new york and destroys city in japan, ben kissle. and this new york post columnist is a five-time jeopardy champion. new york post columnist. and he has more wits than hair and he has a lot of hair. comedian joe devito. let's kickstart this motor -- motor bike. >> and now for some planned spontaneity. hillary clintons, aides that we are going to see a whole new side of the sectd -- secretary of state and i am not just talking about her sidev

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levey at the "red eye" news deck. andy? >> tom. >> it is a great -- >> it is a miserable day. >> the judge ruled against the nfl. it is obvious the league was wrong. [inaudible]. >> we can agree [inaudible]. >> lets ay welcome our guests. she is the opposite of a tee totaller. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he looks like the default character of a video game about white guys. sitting next to me is writer, producer for reason.com, anthony fisher. she is is a funny mom like roseanne or kasey anthony. comedian and author of the book "take my spouse please." i know what you are thinking and , yes, he smells like axe body spray. let's start the show. >> you know a conspiracy is real if it is on the back of a t-shirt for dogs. yes, right wing conspiracy theory appears to be a growing category in the world of on-line custom apparel. or is it? the website gawker searched internet retailers and found, for example, a remember benghazi dog t-shirt. it is down from $24.50. and what about this thong? it reads "four dead in benghazi. denie

i'm tom shillue. it is time to check in with andy levy at the "red eye" news deck. >> it is the pagan festival of the autumn null equinox. >> i did not know that. >> well for you and those who need a refresher course, remember the festival is all about the balance between light and dark so include something like a scale or maybe one white candle and one black candle. >> i don't think i will be doing any of that. >> i'm sure you know it means the light of the water. >> this stuff seems a little weird to me, andy. >> yeah, well, i guess i will thank all of the earth and talk about your anti-religion attitude. >> let's welcome our guests. her last job was teaching young padawan. it is our own jedi fox news contributor jedediah bila. she has more chonies than a devito family reunion. it is katie huffman. he is my eighth favorite walton after gym bob, mary ellen and aaron and elizabeth. matt walton. sitting next to me is the founder of the accountability project nomiki can. let's start the show. >> carly i

i am tom shillue. andy levy is off tonight and this is where we usually go to the -- >> and i looked at him and i said shut the [bleep] up. that's not my camel. >> mike, are you on the air. >> oh, hello, tom. >> you cut in again. >> we are on. >> i just said andy is not here and mikebacker would fill in and we would introduce you at the top of the show. >> we were a little behind here. get that sorted out. we are a little behind, but happy to be here and thank you for the opportunity. >> wonderful. we will be coming back to you. pay uh tngs. >> you want me to stick around? >> stick around of. >> check the signal. >>> let's welcome our guests. she knows tai chi and drinks chi tea. ease square named him one of the best of 2012 and one of the aging comedians of 2015. he co-hosts the pod cast on tuesday with stories. high he is a better journalist , but only because the process would kill them. senior editor at the daily caller, jaime weinstein. and he has a part-time job working the grounds at hogwarts. g

i'm tom shillue. andy levey is off tonight or will we would be bantering right now. we have a great show so let's welcome our guests. people judge her less when she refers to her wine as grape drink. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. he is in times square more often than a topless painted woman. michael reedle. she wrote the book "skirting hearasy of my days in catholic school." liz macdonald. and he hosts the pod cast "my dumb friends." the first pod cast about mackey and moril. next to me, sean donnelly. let's start the show. >>> apple has a new controversy, but, you know, they are just going to come out with another one, a better controversy in five months. people are outraged that apple, not for the working conditions at their factories or even worse, for that u-2 album, but for photoshoping a woman to make sheer smile. during a demonstration of apple's product they demonstrated how to use the new ipad pro to make the world a better place. >> i am not quite happy with the model's smile. i wish sh

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levy at the news deck. >> a busy political day at the news deck. >> why is that, andy? >> the big news that wisconsin governor scott walker dropped out of the gop presidential race. >> that is right. scott walker the hot ham guy. >> he always tweeted eating hot ham on sundays. i believe we have a special video marking the end of his campaign. >> ♪ hot ham hot ham. ♪ hot ham >> walker may have left the race, but we will always have hot ham, tom. >> i can't think of anything else we would need. let's welcome our guests. she was named one of the 50 most beautiful people in washington, d.c. oddly she came in just behind the lincoln memorial. conservative commentator michelle field. he writes for the washington free beacon and not to be confused with the new york free beacon or the duluth $3 $3heliogram. carrie grant they ever said judy, judy, judy, but i just did. comedian and host of the pod cast, kill me now, judy gold. and he hosts a show "mad man" the sto

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levey in the "red eye" news deck. >> not a happy day over here at the "red eye" news deck. >> why is that? >> it is national cheese burger day. >> you president do like cheese burgers ? >> i do not. number one, i do not like cheese in the first place. number two i am lactose intolerant. number three, cheese is the default. if i go to a fine establishment like a wendy's or mcdonalds, the quarter pounder comes with cheese. the number one comes with cheese. i have to special order it not get cheese and it is a waste of my damn time. >> that's ridiculous. i didn't know that. you know what my problem is with cheese burgers is the cheese is on top. they call it a cheese burger, but turkey burger is made of turkey and a salmon burger is made of salmon. the cheese is the topping. it shouldn't be a cheese burger. you don't call it a ketchup burger. >> it shouldn't be national cheese burger day it should be go to hell cheese burger and tom shillue day. roll animati

. >>> hello, everyone, i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levy. >> a phenomenal day. >> why is that, andy? >> it's national cheese pizza day. >> oh, that is great. i love cheese pizza. >> i figured you for a multiple toppings pizza. >> no, no, i love plain cheese. >> i bet you put pineapple and broccoli -- >> you sick [ bleep ] with your pineapple and broccoli topping. >> andy, this is a simple topic, we both agree on the toppings. >> why don't you take your pineapple and broccoli pizza and go back to russia. >> welcome, our guests, she is so smart the only test she failed was the one where you try to touch your nose with your finger. >> she is a real life atticus finch. criminal defense attorney, remy spencer. and he is tooling around the internet, sitting right here the host of the anthony kumia show. okay, let's start the show. >> donald trump went on the radio show and was tested on his world knowledge. the billionaire businessman held his own. >> are you familiar with general sulamani? >> yes. >> nailed it. next

i'm tom shillue. hi, andy. >> a huge friday coming up at the "red eye" news deck. >> the pope's visiting new york city. >> that's exactly what i meant. >> it sounds like maybe that's not what you meant, andy. >> no, of course, that's what i meant, the pope, big news. >> you sound upset or hurt. i feel like something else is going on you are excited about. >> well, i mean, it is just that friday is national comic book day, but now i guess the most important day of the year will be overshadowed by the pope. >> the pope is more important than a comic book. >> not to my people. >> the jews? >> no, the nerds. >>> let's welcome our guests. nosuchunsky or somsucsinsky. comedian paul odo. the only book with the guts to take on the theory that mccain is a tom cruise in "top gun," matt welch. and he has a stand up album called first date with joe devito and a follow-up album called that's not his tinder photo. i don't know what the hell it is called. comedian joe devito. let's start the show. the pope makes him

tom shillue is off doing something really, really weird and most likely illegal. you know it is true. let's welcome our guests. she is is farrah and balanced. she hopefully won't smack me for the inthrow. intro. and he is the chief of internet access which is the world's most beat upable team. it is john devore. and he is italian, but i am guessing the tsa doesn't care. it is comedian anthony devito. and no one out of camouflage can hide those muscles. special forces master sergeant terry safford. let's start with an election update. so if you are not getting picked for the big debate stage, physical a fight with donald trump. at a press conference on thursday, bobbie jindle called him a nare is you cyst, ego maniac and a carnival act. the author said this -- >> donald donald trump said the bible was his favorite book, but when asked he could not name a specific or single bible verse that was important to him and had an impact on him. do you foe why? it is clear that donald strum p has never -- trump has never read the bible. the reason is he is not in the bible.

i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levey. it is a phenomenal day. >> why is that? >> it is national cheese pizza day. >> i love cheese pizza. >> i figure you for a toppings kind of guy. >> i like good old-fashioned plain cheese. >> you are one of those sick people who puts pineapple. >> and broccoli. i bet you put broccoli on your pizza. >> i do like broccoli, but not on the pizza. i like it on the side. >> this is a great opportunity here. we both absolutely agree on pizza. do you like to fold or not fold? >> why don't you take your pineapple and broccoli pizza and go back to russia. >> welcome our guests. she is so smart the only test she ever failed was the one where you touch your nose with both fingers. joanne nosuchunsky. the new book sounds like a tom wait song. ethan bierman. shooy is a real life atticus fifn which means when she gets older she will be a racist. and he is too long around the inter feet like pac man gobbling up other pod castors. the host of the anthony kumea show. let's start the show. >> donald trump was tested on his foreign policy knowle