stoppard plays back in the day. >> stephen: sure. >> i even met tom once. >> stephen: get out. >> he's my mick jagger. >> stephen:ay. this is the do,iest conversation i have ever had on a talk show and i love it. >> stephen: it gets damn dorky, girl. it gets dorky-kong. >> i came to it gradually. i really found that i was a little disillusioned as an actress. and i got some great advice from fellow actresses who sort of warned me about the industry. and i really just looked around and felt like the system was kind of rigged against me a little bit. and i wanted to get in there and dig around in the system. >> stephen: was there a particular, like, movie you did, and you went, "okay, this is inspiring me to actually get behind the camera or direct?" >> wouldn't say-- it was more about the movies that weren't happening, right, or the sthars weren't getting told. and i do remember i was playing an elf in fred clause. >> stephen: santa claus' brother. >> it's a classic story. >> very classic. i was working with john michael higgins who became my costar in "pitch perfect." and i was stuffing, like, fake boobs on every