yes, sir, but specialist tomlinson is manning it alone. no standby crew available. sir, my first assignment was in weapons control. go. lieutenant uhura, take over navigation. yes, captain. we have engine power now, captain, if you'd like to move off and make repairs. no, no. back to our side of the neutral zone. hold our position. play dead. still no sign of movement, commander. we have damaged ourselves. and it is our duty to crush the praetor's enemies. i do not trust their captain. we are in the neutral zone. they will not enter. if you refuse, permit me the glory of the kill, commander. we will attack... but on my order. damage reports, mr. stiles? negative. will you require any assistance here? tomlinson! enemy vessel becoming visible, sir. forward phasers, stand by. fire! fire! stiles, can you hear me? fire! fire! stiles, can you hear me? fire! fire! stiles, can you hear me? fire! weapons! mr. sulu, prepare to move in on the romulan vessel. ship-to-ship, uhura. put this on the screen. g frequencies open, sir. captain... no. no. it is not our way. i regret tha

tomlinson: funny people say funny things and we record it. it's not complicated. it's just what we do. thanks for joining us. i'm your host taylor tomlinson and tonight is my favorite show, not because i host it and they pay me and stuff, although that does help. no, tonight is my favorite because the best of the best comics are doing their best stuff. so let's start this thing. vestal: i saw a commercial for some chips the other day. nowhere in the commercial for the chips did it tell me how good the chips taste. the whole commercial was to tell you

tomlinson: it's time for "laughs," the show where we find the best comics in the country and show you their good, good stuff. good stuff. hey. welcome to "laughs." i'm your host, taylor tomlinson, and if it's your first time watching our show, this is how it works. basically, i show you a bunch of clips of super-funny comics, and...that's pretty much it! here we go. paul: now i'm doing the co-parenting thing with my little man. it's so funny. like i said, he's 7, but the other day, i had him in the shower, and i figured i'd kill two birds with one stone. so i figured, while he was in there, i'd let him brush his teeth 'cause people do that.

i'm your host, taylor tomlinson. and tonight, we are gonna kick you in the face with comedy. so grab an ice pack 'cause "laughs" starts right now. nevi: i wish i was a princess. i know i don't seem like someone who might wish that. but i do. i watch the princess movies. i still watch the old ones. kind of difficult to watch now though, uh, 'cause they're wrong. like, "sleeping beauty" and "snow white," that's like a frat party that went wrong. right?

ludame leen tomlinson, the place is rocking. 17-10 penn state.ves it down field and seals the envelope on air mail to mike and it's on but a scary moment for penn state as barkley helped off the field with an ankle injury visibly upset. he didn't return. penn state ices it. chris god withwin behind the df. penn state heading to the big 10 title game to take on wisconsin. >> we're honored to be able to play them in the big 10 championship game in indianapolis. again i want to thank everybody. humbled for this night, humbled for the time of support we get and thankful for the guys in the locker room. it'ser been special. >> in soulth philly temple looking to lock opspot with a win over east carolina at the links. and the honors from a yard away and not even a minute later, temple back at it. this time thomas gets the give from three yards out. 21-7 temple. they don't look back. they'll face a tough navy team next week. villanueva hosting st. frances. aaron forbes up the gut for six. late in the first quarter, quarterback finds tight end ryan bell n

bonds of matrimony, and so we are gathered here today with you, angela martine, and you, robert tomlinson, in the sight of your fellows in accordance with our laws and our many beliefs-- [ship's whistle] alert! alert! all decks--alert! alert! alert! captain to the bridge. kirk here. [spock] earth outpost 4 reports they're under attack-- full ahead. all decks-- condition red. all decks-- condition red. all decks--condition red. space... the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. its five-year mission-- to seek out new life and new civilizations, captain's log, stardate 1709.2. patrolling outposts guarding the neutral zone between planets romulus and remus and the rest of the galaxy, received emergency call from outpost 4. the u.s.s. enterprise is moving to investigate then message terminates. verified, captain. our speed is now maximum, sir. position--8 minutes from outpost 4 at this velocity, sir. scotty... i've already talked to my engine room, sir. we'll get more speed out of her. did outpost 4 give anything at all on the attacking vessel, lieutenant? no ident

lucas tomlinson tells us when an american military helicopter came upon folks from a not too friendly country in need of assistance. >> reporter: a u.s. navy helicopter flying off uss eisenhower, spotted a small iranian vessel dead in the water friday. they waved a light to get the attention signaling they were in distress. they directed a destroyer to render assistance. a month ago, they fired into yemen destroys three iranian-backed radar installations believed responsible for firing missiles at u.s. navy war ships in the red sea. sailors offered the iranians a battery and water. u.s. navy ships like all vessels at sea are required to respond to distress calls. >> it's not a foreign policy requirement. it is, however, a common practice of all sea going nations. that you help mariners in distress. >> reporter: it was not the first time the u.s. navy helped mariners. it said, ships deployed to u.s. naval forces central command assisted mariners in more than 30 occasions. less than a year ago, iran was not as generous. capturing ten american sailors at gun point and holding them for 15

however, he says, when they put these plans together for this inauguration in january, tomlinson made it clear, these types of groups, pro and against are going to have to be separated so their harsh words do not turn no violent acts. listen to what he had to say. >> that's why we are what we but it's equally important to keep those demonstrating groups separate and apart so that they both have their own platform without, without it resorts in violence or the potential for violence. >> reporter: steve is the president. they feel badly about this, this is why they issued that apology. they did not want to put out words, $10,000 to the anti-defamation league, a major organization in this country which fights anti-hate groups. they are an anti-hate group and they have $10,000 in their conference tonight. courtesy of maggiano's after the incident on friday. >> put their money where their mouth is. let's get inside and get warm >> get some la sagna. >> it's probably warmer than it is outside right now. sue palka looks like it's cold out there. gloves and big coat >> we talk about this, sha

lucas tomlinson tells us when an american military helicopter came upon folks from a not too friendly country in need of assistance. >> reporter: a u.s. navy helicopter flying off uss eisenhower, spotted a small iranian vessel dead in the water friday. they waved a light to get the attention signaling they were in distress. they directed a destroyer to render assistance. a month ago, they fired into yemen destroys three iranian-backed radar installations believed responsible for firing missiles at u.s. navy war ships in the red sea. sailors offered the iranians a battery and water. u.s. navy ships like all vessels at sea are required to respond to distress calls. >> it's not a foreign policy requirement. it is, however, a common practice of all sea going nations. that you help mariners in distress. >> reporter: it was not the first time the u.s. navy helped mariners. it said, ships deployed to u.s. naval forces central command assisted mariners in more than 30 occasions. less than a year ago, iran was not as generous. capturing ten american sailors at gun point and holding them for 15

>> lucas tomlinson live at the pentagon.hank you. >>> president-elect donald trump said to be closing in on hiring a few good men and perhaps women. we'll update the transition with the panel after a quick time-out. today we're gonna be comparing these two truck beds. let's start over here with this aluminum bed. you put your toolbox up here... whoa! that's a big hole. that is unbelievable. now let's check out the roll formed steel bed of the silverado. same spot, same empty toolbox. took it way better. the steel held up. you don't have to wait until black friday to make a strong decision. find your tag and get 20% cash back, or, get 0% financing for 72 months on select remaining 2016 silverado double cabs in stock. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. >>> this leadership team is unified. this entire house republican conference is unified. and we are so eager to get to work with our new president-elect to fix america's pressing problems. >> it would be an honor to serve the country again, but ultimately, this is the pr

among a list of kurt warner, ladainian tomlinson, and hines ward. this is one way to prepare for a game at arrowhead stadium in kansas city... dirk koetter cranked up the music and crowd noise during today's practice to simulate what is always a noisy bunch in k-c... preparing the bucs to communicate in other ways and full sunday coming up for you here on fox 13... starting with your staple, tailgate sunday at 10:30.... then it's the bucs and chiefs at one.... after the game, stay on fox 13... i will be live in the locker room for all of the post game reacts.... intro evans sot have to show you this from tongiht... i think it's ball state playing toledo.... not really sure... heavy fog rolled in to the stadium and just set in.... toledo's easy to see, but ball state's, not so much.....37-19 toledo and a big hello to the 3rd graders at ms. carson's class at denham oaks elementary in lutz... i visited the class for the great american teach-in... (ad-lib) the news keeps going online at fox13 news.com and on our fox 13 news app power >> announcer: the f

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the kid flies high over the pylon a la ladainian tomlinson. a la walter payton, take your choice. the place is jumping. third quarter 17-12. penn state trace mcsorley looking downfield. seals the envelope on some airmail. great catch in double coverage. that's a touchdown and it's on. scary moments for penn state. barkley helped off the field with an ankle injury, visibly upset on the sidelines. he did not return. late third quarter penn state ices it. mcsorley once again airing it out. godwin behind the defense. mcsorley, four td passes, penn state headed to a big ten title match to take on wisconsin next saturday. >> we're honored to be able to play them in the big ten championship game in indianapolis. so, again i just want to thank everybody, humbled, humbled for this night. humbled for the type of support that we get. and just so thankful for the guys in that locker room. it's been special. >> temple looking to lock up a spot in the american conference title game with a win over east carolina at the linc. second quarter tied. a yard away, the owls up 14-7. a minute later temp

among a list of 26 including the likes of kurt warner, ladainian tomlinson, and hines ward.this is one way to prepare for a game at arrowhead stadium in kansas city... dirk koetter cranked up the music and crowd noise during today's practice to simulate what is always a noisy bunch in k-c... preparing the bucs to communicate in other ways and using silent counts... watch out for the deer!! ooohh! watch out for the deer!! ooohh! incredible video caught on camera.. shows a cross country runner in pennsylvania, being taken out by a deer. the collision happened over the weekend at a division three college tournament.. after the impact -- one of the runners teamates stopped to help him and the pair finished the race together.. the runner did we're wrapping our series this morning with a local man living out his dream of fighting fires and saving lives. but after three decades of hard work... he''s ready to trade lt. joe horton/largo fire rescue 00:06 - 00:10lt. keri leuitenant horton just put his house up for sale and hopes to move to his cabin in the mountains by the beginning of next year

the kid flies high over the pylon a la ladainian tomlinson. penn state trace mcsorley looking downfield. seals the envelope on some airmail. great catch in double coverage. that's a touchdown and it's on. scary moments for penn state. barkley helped off the field with an ankle gervasebly upset on the sidelines. he did not return. mcsorley, four td passes, penn state headed to a big ten title match to take on wisconsin next saturday. >> we're honored to be able to play them in the big ten championship game in indianapolis. so, again i just want to thank everybody, humbled, humbled for this night. humbled for the type of support that we get. and just so thankful for the guys in that locker room. it's been special. >> temple looking to lock up a spot in the american conference title game with a win over east carolina at the link. a yard away, the owls up 14-7. a minute later temple on the doorstep once more, thomas from three yards away 21-7 temple they do not look back they will face a tough navy team in the conference title game next week. fcs

the only other guy that has more is a guy named ladainian tomlinson. what's that mean to you? >> a lot to me and my o-line. they're doing a great job blocking down field. it's a success for all of us. >> you were a game-time decision. how much do you think the potential of missing a game this game? >> no doubt in my mind i was going to play in this game. sunday i was like coach i'm playing in this game so i was just trying to get my ankle right so i can play in the game. >> how much of a redemption game was it for you guys? >> last time we had a good lead and lost it so we focussed and we had a good lead let's keep our foot on the gas pedal and bring it home. >> a wra pedal. congratulations. >> thank you. >> gus: 62-22. joel, final thoughts. >> joel: they have to get folked on football and not off-the-field issues for baylor and tcu is playing the best at the right time. from texas for joel klatt and shannon spake, i'm gus johnson, so long from the lone star state. molly's not thinking about cancer today, but three years from now, a routine screening will catch it early and ma

the only other guy that has more is a guy named ladainian tomlinson. what's that mean to you? >> a lot to me and my o-line. they're doing a great job blocking down field. it's a success for all of us. decision. how much do you think the potential of missing a game drove you -- gave you drive in this game? >> no doubt in my mind i was going to play in this game. sunday i was like coach i'm playing in this game so i was just trying to get my ankle right so i can play in the game. >> how much of a redemption game was it for you guys? >> last time we had a good lead and lost it so we focussed and we had a good lead let's keep our fo bring it home. >> a wrapped foot on the gas pedal. congratulations. >> thank you. >> gus: 62-22. joel, final thoughts. >> joel: they have to get folked on football and not off-the-field issues for baylor and tcu is playing the best at the right time. from texas for joel klatt and shannon spake, i'm gus johnson, so long from the lone star state. putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing. when i come home and dinner's not ready i go through the ro

second book "planning armageddon" received the world war i historical association's 2013 norman b tomlinson junior prize. it may be also appropriate for you and the audience to know that nick's grandfather commanded 3 submarines for the royal navy in world war ii. and miraculously survived the war. professor lambert will comment about the british navy's blockade of germany, and some comments about cargo summer -- submarines like the u-boat deutschland. this is also his first appearance at the maryland historical society. each will talk, we will take questions from the audience, and those that wish to meet them privately or have books signed if you are so inclined. let us give them a welcome. [applause] mr. weir: being in traffic for 2.5 hours leads you into thinking of places you would rather be. [laughter] one of my places on the planet -- i'm sorry. any better? there you go, we did it. one of my favorite places on the planet is in massachusetts near cape cod, where i do a lot of research. and in doing so, i have linked oceanography and ocean sciences to the art and science of undersea war

tonight's game six of the world's series is going back and the indians hope that josh tomlinson clinchedarea that will try to keep this team a life. still watch it on fox 8:00 p.m. eastern time. tranter coming up, we will hand it over to "mornings with maria." with three months of losses. s&p futures at six, nasdaq futures at beloved and the election is one week away. ♪ why do protein drinks taste chalky? then get worse? introducing protein shots from 5-hour energy. protein shots from 5-hour energy are smooth and tasty, and still deliver 21 grams of protein with 100 calories. they're great for workouts. so great that if you don't get up to fifteen percent more reps, more laps, more distance, we'll give you your money back - period. protein shots from 5-hour energy. great taste. 100 calories. 21 grams of protein. i let my mistakes kind aof take over my life. i was point-five credits away from completing high school and i didn't do it. angela: i got pregnant and i was the main one working so, i did what i had to do to survive. jocelyn: sentía que la escuela no era para mí. karim: most of m

lucas tomlinson, fox news. >>> imagine if you could fly from new york to london in half of the time.technology unveiling the supersonic jet proet time called the baby boom. designed to fly nearly 1500 mails per hour getting you from new york to london in 3 and a half hours. >> that is not bad. >> it is backed by virgin mobile richard branson. flights are scheduled for next year. they hope it will be ready for passenger flights in 2020. >> the future of pizza. it is here. dominos pulling off the world's first commercial pizza delivery by drones. >> the company making two successful landings dropping off several piping hot chicken pizzas to customers in new zealand. >> okay. >> the drones guided by dps cuts it in half of the time. >> doesn't look like the pizza is dropping. it looks controlled. >> it is paping hot? >> i don't know. >> we will have to check it out. >> what do you think? would you use a drone to deliver your pizza? >> i know when we have human beings who are hold to told it like this it often times ends up on one side. a drone traveling through the sky avoiding birds and

. >> reporter: when it comes to taking vitamins, 27-year-old darren tomlinson is a wash in confusion. >> i personally don't know what supplements i should be taking or what combination would be good nor me. >> reporter: at last count, more than 50,000 different products are now on the market, and where to start? >> it's such a complicated thing to think about. >> reporter: instead of taking a handful of supplements, darren volunteered to test this, a single the pill, packed with everything he needs, custom-made to his taste. the high-tech pill can release up to 12 different vitamins, minerals and nutrients throughout the day when you want it. >> we have one pill. you take it in the morning, and that's all you need. >> reporter: it's called the multiply pill. here's the team behind it. >> it is about making a change and trying to do something different. >> reporter: at multiply labs, they are all from m.i.t. two engineers, and a singular new way to approach health. >> we allow people to customize their pills based around their life. >> reporter: 3d printing technology makes it happen,

. >> well, we also say thank to you joe tomlinson, retired fireman for the city of philadelphia.ery day. and takes attendance, when student is late or not there, joe is on the move to find out where the heck they are. >> and, finally, there is fran fran, the pretzels and hug lady stops by from time to time. just to say hello and talk with student who needs little extra one-on-one and of course the hug. also, retired. >> all right, jenn fred, let's get this going live tv let's celebrate these people on good -- feel good friday. >> so surprising. remember, all three of them are retired. right? so this is brand newark add any, legoria academy. tell me about the school. >> just opened up this fall, and our goal is real toy serve students who have had some difficulties in previous schooling experiences whether it be in private, or public school, kind of re engage them in non-traditional approach, advisized and personalized. >> so, come on out. we wanted to say thank you, this is something we want to do every single friday. but because this is a first day, we are going to start. now, i

the kid flies high over the pylon a la ladainian tomlinson. a la walker payton, take your choice.he place is jumping. third quarter 17-12. penn state trace mcsorley looking downfield. seals the envelope on some airmail. great catch in double coverage. that's a touchdown and it's on. scary moments for penn state. barkley helped off the field with an ankle injury, visibly upset on the sidelines. he did not return. late third quarter penn state ices it. mcsorley once again airing it out. godwin behind the defense. mcsorley, four td passes, penn state headed to a big ten title match to take on wisconsin next saturday. >> we're honored to be able to play them in the big ten championship game in indianapolis. so, again i just want to thank everybody, humbled, humbled for this night. humbled for the type of support that we get. and just so thankful for the guys in that locker room. it's been special. >> temple looking to lock up a spot in the american conference title game with a win over east carolina at the linc. second quarter tied. a yard away, the owls up 14-7. a minute later temple

now, here are a few notable names on the running backs tomlinson, davis, ward, owens, kurt warner, safety brian talk -- hawkins. list will be cut down to 15 in early january with only a handful being chosen on super bowl weekend. >>russell: any sure bets on that one? >>russell: i think jimmie johnson. like i would know. tony dungy is encouraging people to consider adoption. he's teaming up with the florida department of children and families. department says more than 25,000 children need permanent homes in floor. dungy will appear in a public service announcement showing how much difference it makes in the life of a child. >> none of us have enough time, but you can make a difference and that's to get across to people. you can make such a difference in a young person's life. >>ussell: coach dungy and his wife have 10 children, the first three biological and the rest adopted. anyone interested in adopting a child from the state can find out more information at adopt florida.org. >>laura: good to see him, isn't it? >>russell: always good. >>laura: a lot of middle and high schoolers have af

for excessive force, jeffrey mark tomlinson filed a lawsuit on friday in connection to a he admits to resisting arrest and running from officers but says the sergeant. called in a dozen officers for backup and escalated the situation and the police canine that bit him. he is requesting an apology along with damages and compensation for lawyers fees.>>> trial has begun for fort collins couple accused of abusing their seven-year-old daughter, during opening statements yesterday prosecutor said that doug and leah did not top of the care for their daughter who was diagnosed with a seizure condition, the child is in foster care after being taken om years ago. the girl was seven years old weighed under 37 pounds and was unable to speak at closiig arguments will start next week or >>> good news for people where the junk inspire is 95% contained in it scorched 18,000 acres it sparked after a power line fell. wind made this so hard to get under control. >>> this morning a new report says that wake times for ridesharing services could take longer based on your race, responding. >>> wells fargo

tak we had one in the film.il a guy called damien tomlinson. >> amazing. >> he's in the film and he was a vet from afghanistan.nian >> wow. >> who had his legs taken with t one of those -- eid's. >> ied's. and he he's that guy with the no legs.s >> when i talked to him i saidai before we were doing the went no battle how do you think you're r going to go when we go to t battle.. >> he said i don't know i'm jus worried about my mates when thet see it. >> he still has that mindset. >> worried about his mates thatt helped him. he's worried about how they'reye going to feel when they watch wt the film.. >> love the selfless mindset oft our incredible armed forces andn the idea that this gentleman gem his own horrible accident. >> amazing story.ry >> two quick questions.ions please address mel gibson in the beard and two is vince zahn in e the film.the lm. >> um-hmm. >> he play as sergeant. >> he comes in later on.er o he play as sergeant who kind ofo like grills them and goes to thm front lines with the heroes as well. we >> i haven't seen him in any ofn the commercials. andrew garfield is

the kid flies high over the pylon a la ladainian tomlinson. a la walker payton, take your choice.he place is jumping. third quarter 17-12. penn state trace mcsorley looking downfield. seals the envelope on some airmail. great catch in double coverage. that's a touchdown and it's on. scary moments for penn state. barkley helped off the field with an ankle injury, visibly upset on the sidelines. he did not return. late third quarter penn state ices it. mcsorley once again airing it out. godwin behind the defense. mcsorley, four td passes, penn state headed to a big ten title match to take on wisconsin next saturday. >> we're honored to be able to play them in the big ten championship game in indianapolis. so, again i just want to thank everybody, humbled, humbled for this night. humbled for the type of support that we get. and just so thankful for the guys in that locker room. it's been special. >> temple looking to lock up a spot in the american conference title game with a win over east carolina at the linc. second quarter tied. a yard away, the owls up 14-7. a minute later temple

. >> our fox pentagon producer lucas tomlinson joins us live from the pentagon.e is also working, when was the last time a president-elect had to pick a new defense secretary? >> healther, president obama brought the defense chief robert gates. it's been since president bush was in office that a new defense secretary was named and brought in. bush nominated donald rumsfeld in december of 2000 and so, that is the last time a new defense chief came in with the president-elect. now as you mention today, defense secretary ash carter sent a memo to employees congratulating them on quote standing apart from politics, and for continuing to carry out their dangerous missions around the world. over the next few days, members of donald trump's transition team are due here at the pentagon to begin meetings and discussing that transition, health per. >> so many are anxious to hear about iraq, isis, syria, and afghanistan, all of those. but i want to ask you today about syria. and there is something that's developing on the russian warships in the mediterranean sea. why is it

topping the fox beat louie tomlinson not only dad in one direction.rection. plus, new details on what mayay have push kanye west over the edge.edge >> for details we turn to tmz gary trock live in los angelesis this morning with all of theh at details. good morning to you, gary.o g le one direction because --se >> good morning. - >> -- somebod>>y is about dobba daddy apparently. >> he'll be going in manye goinn directions.dire ughtughter ] >> yeah, possibly so here's the deal. de liam pain from one direction hee was seen leaving the saint jamem christmas carol out in london the -- yesterday actually withyw his girlfriend cheryl cole. ce and she appears to be have a haa baby bump now they have not -- t if you see the picture there, t pronounced.pr now i was told my whole life, not to assume that they'rehere pregnant until a woman isan is pregnant until she announces itc so i'm going to say it appears s she may be pregnant.t. the couple has not nounsed it yet. yet. if she is, and it looks like sh is, congratulations. it's unclear how far along theyo are, but, y

the only other guy that has more is a guy named ladainian tomlinson. what's that mean to you? >> a lot to me and my o-line. they're doing a great job blocking down field. it's a success for all of us. >> you were a game-time decision. potential of missing a game drove you -- gave you drive in this game? >> no doubt in my mind i was going to play in this game. sunday i was like coach i'm playing in this game so i was just trying to get my ankle right so i can play in the game. >> how much of a redemption game was it for you guys? >> last time we had a good lead and lost it so we focussed and we had a good lead let's keep our foot on the gas pedal and bring >> a wrapped foot on the gas pedal. congratulations. >> thank you. >> gus: 62-22. joel, final thoughts. >> joel: they have to get folked on football and not off-the-field issues for baylor and tcu is playing the best at the right time. from texas for joel klatt and shannon spake, i'm gus johnson, so long from the lone star then san juan's and areas just west of the san luis valley. that goes through midnight although was ever