. >> tommy lee. >> tommily! [ laughterlaugh -- tommy lee!uld just worry about mick jagger because for a while hey, was very close to david bowie. >> do you get to pick the day?ry >> just the day, okay. >> how about you? >> if i could be a rock star? i >> yes. any musician. >> i don't know. carrie underwood.çó >> very good. for iea day. a >> willie nelson. [ laughter ] >> i would like to be tommy lee myself if i were a guy. >> dana usually looks over my- shoulder, so i'm not going to let her read this one. dana, someone wants to know when dana and peter will be back aboard. that's from lincoln folker. >> yes! he's from colorado. he's on the crew of the mercy ship with his wife and his two kids. well, congo is just around the corner. we'll be able to stop by -- i'my kidding. we won't able to come by for a while. but we keep in touch and i saw some of the patients that have been coming from the up country down to the ship. these doctors and nurses continue to do really amazing work. amazing work.am and they do not waste a dollar, eric. >> excus

jump on to tommy lee. >> terrible. >> at least you will have sex with some woman. >> watch tommy lee die tonight and then we will be laughing. >> that only hoped with dom dela wees. >> good for them. the handshake thick sucks. you are going down the line and people mutter hateful things while they prepare to say good game. it teaches sports man ship and when has that applied to adult life. remind me in the day when somebody is fair to you or kind to you or when somebody plays fair with you. that has nothing to do with being an adult. get rid of it and have them lineup and punch each other in the face. >> it is true. i hate people who talk about teamwork and family at the workplace. that goes out the window the moment you are fired. >> totally. >> look at "the five." on the front half you all look like a happy family. on the bottom half are you giving each other charlie horses. >> by the way, he gave me a charlie horse for christmas. >> i am trying to get out of the segment. coming up, how can we fix america? sherrod small ships people off to earth. >> it is also an app. >> it is thei

i remember when her boys with tommy lee were born, you know.god, we've been around for a long time. but should she be recycling? why not? and she was spotted on the nude beach with the third ex-husband of hers. and she had no top on. she says if she knew the paparazzi was watching, she would've taken off her bottoms. keep laughing. we've got a terrific show for you. the lovely haylie duff is here. haylie's got this cookbook called the real girl's kitchen. and today she's going to show us how to make an easy, delicious brunch. >>> and another breast cancer survivor is going to get a fabulous head to toe makeover. but upnext, the handsome laz alonzo is here. >> wendy: welcome back, everyone. our first guest is a very talented actor and also really easy on the eyes. we've loved him in movies like "this christmas" and "jumping the broom," please welcome laz alonzo. [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: yeah. >> what's up, ladies? i like the ratio, wendy. i like the ratio. >> wendy: yeah, you look good. we'll start -- we'll start with shoe cam. >> littl

tommy lee goes boating. move, lois! you're on the hood ornament's pillow. peter, put that away.hang on, lois, before i go to bed, i just got to do one thing. hello? hey, mr. pewterschmidt, it's me, peter. you remember how you said i'd never amount to nothing? is that a mercedes? peter, hang up the phone. (doorbell rings) my god, who could be at the door at this hour? i don't know, but this late, it's got to be bad news. everyone knows you always get bad news in the middle of the night. wake up, wake up, wake up! huh? what? you have cancer! what?! yeah. i thought you should know. okay, go back to sleep. wait, i have questions. (sighs) it's very late. oh, hello. this is the right house. (chuckles) that's good, then. what the hell? it's me, billy. billy finn. just wanted to take you up on your nice offer from earlier. what... i-i don't... what offer? (snickers) you know, the bit about "if there's ever anything i can do," so, yeah... oh. yeah, thought i might make a go of it on land. so, "anything you can ever do." here i am. thank you. squid pro quo. (chuckles) thank you for not be

his hepititis cheated on him with tommy lee, my sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was a new drum set i would pound him in my garage. david angelo. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. sorry, dude. [inaudible]. >> thanks. shy should -- >>> should her job be in doubt because she freaked out? an eighth grade teacher at a louisiana middle school has been fired after a student recorded her obscenity-filled rant that was five minutes in loopy length. i must warn you. what the teacher says is profane. if there are any children in the room tell them to get the [bleep] out. >> [bleep]. >> i don't blame her, all of those kids with the blurry faces. how annoying. says the mom of the boy who smart phoned the the whole thing, i don't talk to my child like that. she has to handle the kids accordingly like send them to the principal's office. none of them deserve to be cursed at like that. maybe so, but everyone deserves to be groomed like this. >> that is the most amazing thing i have ever seen in the last 10 minutes. harris, welcome to the program and a

also we had tommy lee and pamela anderson, many of you know her as dr. dendy from my radio show. if you can guess who that is? that's chris jenner and bruce jenner, but who is it? you know her from the fox newschannel. they did a great job. see if you can guess these two. billy ray and miley. >> who did you dress up as? >> that was me and my boyfriend tim and there we are in real life so you can see who's the good sport. he wore a mull et wig. that is love. >> eric. >> quickly, we're going to run out of time. red sox go up 3-2 on st. louis. st. louis has been down three times and five of six times they won the world series. that's wednesday and thursday night. >> bob. >> sochi, the winter olympics in russia and i will nominate today they had a little p.r. in times square and i went down and tried a few of these things. oh, yeah, it was really great. and this poor guy at the end likes dana a lot. he got crushed. anyway e we're going to do a whole thing on it storm because it was a lot of fun and i'm hurting like i'm tired. go ahead. >> you know what, i don't have one. so i think w

rock bands can be seen on the celebrity wrists of bono, johnny depp, brad pitt, angelina jolie, tommy leendsay lohan, even president william b. clinton, and... me, robin leach. rock bands-- the ultimate expression of champagne wishes and caviar dreams, individuality, and fashion. love that, robin. (barbara) wow! we loved it. good job, robin. very impressive. good luck. lee, how did you get him? um, we've been friends for years. sharks, i've taken the liberty to create a rock band for each of you... oh, cool! based-- based on your individual personalities. awesome. thank you, lee. this is for you. this is for you. you brought out robin leach. you got our attention. ah, exactly. what do you have for mr. wonderful? oh. you are a special one. i hope it explodes. (laughter) yeah. yes. here you are. ooh, i like that. (chuckles) so--so, lee, you said they had healing powers. yes, sir? do you have any idea the history of people who've come into the tank talking about healing powers? no-- no, i'm not the great wazoo. you're not selling these as medicinal in any way, are you? no--at the end of the

. >>> it's a police tactic tommy lee jones would approve of. >> a california cop dressing up in a chickenolice crackdown after the community klained about unsafe drivers. officers cited over 30 drivers, many of whom said they never even saw the chicken crossing the road. i have a complaint for new jersey drivers out there. it's state law when you see somebody in a crosswalk like me with a stroller with a baby inside, you stop. there is one person after 40 cars keep going by. you stop when you see a baby in a stroller. >> why did the chicken cross the play ground? to get to the other slide. good night, everybody. >> i'm leaving after that. that was terrible. >> hey, what's up? so i came out and everybody is saying it's cold. that's because you're from florida. >> i'm from plant city, florida. >> you don't like this cold weather? >> i don't. >> this is fall. >> my hands are freezing. >> if you come to new york in the end of october, it's going to be chilly. you don't feel cold? >> i don't feel the cold. >> your body doesn't feel cold temperature? >> no. not unless it gets about negative 10