tommy matlin. [ cheers and applause ] come on over here, tommy. >> no, no. >> will: wow, great to see for a second. >> come on i just got off a plane. haven't had a chance town pack yet, just got off a plane. >> will: how do you like being in the states? >> i love america, you're fantastic, you are. [ cheers and applause ] you're like a giant love popsicle and i want to eat you all the way to the stick. >> will: okay. [ laughter ] >> no, but it's true. >> will: yeah, i know. >> that someone like you can make it so big here. >> will: well. >> but seriously. doesn't he look like a cross between george hamilton and a chris whitestrip? [ laughter ] >> will: thank you. i guess. >> i mean, i do find him sexy, do you f sexy? [ cheers and applause ] he's like -- in england we don't find him sexy at all in england. no, no. do you know what your nickname is in england? >> will: no, what? >> it's the hand sanitizer. >> will: mr. hand sanitizer? >> three pumps and a squirt. [ drumroll ] >> will: thank you. >> it's true, come on. you pump it three times -- >> will: they got it. >> sometimes it goe