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the tongue patch diet.making eating solid food painful if not impossible. >> this is our patch. there it is. we put it right into the portion of her tongue. >> reporter: it's a kind of aversion therapy, pioneered in the u.s. by cosmetic surgeon dr. nicholas shegay. he introduced the procedure four years ago after first seeing it done in latin america. >> it doesn't fit me anymore. >> reporter: lisandra lanusa, 27 years old and married. and 20-year-old marlene beltran. each hope to drop 20 pounds in 30 days. you heard that right. 20 pounds in one month. and they're ready to take desperate and extreme measures to make it happen fast. >> in a month's time i will be going to hawaii. i'll be wearing this bikini. and hopefully, i'll be looking great. >> reporter: when it comes to food, lisandra can't help herself. >> i love eating everything. american food, korean. >> reporter: and neither can marlene. >> i have a sweet tooth. like in the middle of the night i'll be like oh, i want a brownie or i want ice cream.
the tongue patch diet.making eating solid food painful if not impossible. >> this is our patch. there it is. we put it right into the portion of her tongue. >> reporter: it's a kind of aversion therapy, pioneered in the u.s. by cosmetic surgeon dr. nicholas shegay. he introduced the procedure four years ago after first seeing it done in latin america. >> it doesn't fit me anymore. >> reporter: lisandra lanusa, 27 years old and married. and 20-year-old marlene beltran....
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the tongue patch. >> my tongue hurts talking about this. i think it's ridiculous. >> hold your tongue. >>> and, what if you could look like hugh jackman, without having to get jacked? >> this could be you, right? >> wives us, this is for you. >> hey, baby. >> how to take your hubbies from flab to fab in just 60 minutes, with no exercise. extreme fakeover. >>> plus, what if beauty cost you your job? >> her only crime was looking too good. >> fired for being too tempting to her dentist boss. >> so, you're responsible for your boss that can't control himself. >> you're fired. >> too hot to work? >>> tonight, we're letting you in on the naked truth. here's elizabeth vargas. >> good evening. david muir is off tonight. want more friends, more money, even more sex? then, research says be better looking. it is the naked truth of lookism, especially during these stripped down summer months. in fact, just this week, a new jersey judge ruled that some atlantic city casino waitresses could be legally fired for putting on weight. so, how to lose it? jus
the tongue patch. >> my tongue hurts talking about this. i think it's ridiculous. >> hold your tongue. >>> and, what if you could look like hugh jackman, without having to get jacked? >> this could be you, right? >> wives us, this is for you. >> hey, baby. >> how to take your hubbies from flab to fab in just 60 minutes, with no exercise. extreme fakeover. >>> plus, what if beauty cost you your job? >> her only crime was looking too...
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[speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] >> translator: until the middle of the cultural revolution, the governor of my province was criticizing the secretary of the province, blaming him. that was the time when they disclosed. disclosed the figure that 300,000 people had died of starvation in that province alone. ..
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with your flicky tongue! what my tongue's really good at is smelling. (sniffing) mm! corn on the cob! (sniffing) euch! and stinky cheese! nice work, things. bye! bye-bye! i don't think our tongues can learn to smell. not even mice! but i sure can! mm, lunch! see you! bye, thanks! see ya! see ya, snifty! hm. well, i've got one more friend who lives nearby. colin, who uses his tongue to catch what he eats. maybe he can teach you. cool! let's go! ♪ i know a song about a tongue ♪ ♪ a song that needs to be sung ♪ ♪ a snake has a tongue that flicks in and out ♪ ♪ so it can smell when there's some food about ♪ cat, are you sure your friend's nearby? (gasping) hey, who did that? colin! come out, come out, wherever you are! (gasping) (laughing) nick and sally, meet colin chameleon, the fastest tongue in the west. not to mention one of the longest. and the best at hat stealing. sally and nick: hi! fastest tongue in the west, you say? we'll see about that, partner! (giggling) ooh, i love a wild west showdown! let's all play. ready, set? snap! (all babbling) and ag
with your flicky tongue! what my tongue's really good at is smelling. (sniffing) mm! corn on the cob! (sniffing) euch! and stinky cheese! nice work, things. bye! bye-bye! i don't think our tongues can learn to smell. not even mice! but i sure can! mm, lunch! see you! bye, thanks! see ya! see ya, snifty! hm. well, i've got one more friend who lives nearby. colin, who uses his tongue to catch what he eats. maybe he can teach you. cool! let's go! ♪ i know a song about a tongue ♪ ♪ a song...
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the tongue patch diet.r is sewn onto the tongue making eating solid food painful if not impossible. >> this is our patch. there it is. we put it right into the portion of her tongue. >> reporter: it's a kind of aversion therapy, pioneered in the u.s. by cosmetic surgeon dr. nicholas shegay. he introduced the procedure four years ago after first seeing it done in latin america. >> it doesn't fit me anymore. >> reporter: lisandra lanusa, 27 years old and married. and 20-year-old marlene beltran. each hope to drop 20 pounds in 30 days. you heard that right. 20 pounds in one month. and they're ready to take desperate and extreme measures to make it happen fast. >> in a month's time i will be going to hawaii. i'll be wearing this bikini. and hopefully, i'll be looking great. >> reporter: when it comes to food, lisandra can't help herself. >> i love eating everything. american food, korean. >> reporter: and neither can marlene. >> i have a sweet tooth. like in the middle of the night i'll be like oh, i want a bro
the tongue patch diet.r is sewn onto the tongue making eating solid food painful if not impossible. >> this is our patch. there it is. we put it right into the portion of her tongue. >> reporter: it's a kind of aversion therapy, pioneered in the u.s. by cosmetic surgeon dr. nicholas shegay. he introduced the procedure four years ago after first seeing it done in latin america. >> it doesn't fit me anymore. >> reporter: lisandra lanusa, 27 years old and married. and...
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these tongues are so thick.ke, thick. [ light laughter ] and they're like a brillo pad. >> jay: yeah. >> it's like -- and hair is on the tongue, it's not very attractive. >> jay: right, right. now you are very -- you can do things with your tongue -- no, it's not a salacious comment -- >> why does he remember these things about me? >> jay: no, no but you can. remember you told me -- >> of course i can do tongue tricks, yes. >> jay: what tongue tricks can you do? >> i can do the roll. >> jay: the roll? oh, let me see -- >> everybody can do this. >> jay: okay. >> can you do that? okay. can you do the layover roll? okay. and i can also -- do the layover flat. i'm going to get a lot of prison mail after this. [ laughter ] >> jay: what's this one? [ audience ohs ] >> and i can also touch my tongue. you ready? i mean my nose. >> jay: yes. [ laughter ] the bleach is going into the brain. okay. [ laughter ] >> jay: wow! you got -- you got -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i tried to get everybody besides me. >> jay: you got
these tongues are so thick.ke, thick. [ light laughter ] and they're like a brillo pad. >> jay: yeah. >> it's like -- and hair is on the tongue, it's not very attractive. >> jay: right, right. now you are very -- you can do things with your tongue -- no, it's not a salacious comment -- >> why does he remember these things about me? >> jay: no, no but you can. remember you told me -- >> of course i can do tongue tricks, yes. >> jay: what tongue tricks...
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>> let's talk about the tongue. >> obviously sticking your tongue out is supposed to be sexy, but she didn't do it in a sexy -- it is like, i am supposed to stick my tongue out because that is sexy. it gets to the phony-ness. she saw somewhere or read somewhere you are supposed to stick your tongue out to be sexy and she stuck her tongue out. >> i thought she was becoming a spokesperson for like people suffering from spasms. her toping was out and that's what happens when somebody is having a spasm in like the mall. >> and/or they have done a lot of cocaine. allegedly. >> or molly. >> did you just say that? >> you have a lot of children that watch your show and that is not good family valleys. >> you have the girl from saturday night live that did the impression of mily cyrus. there are two types of people in the world. there is a type of person who comments on something they have done or they do it even more. and she is like up there going , yo, i'm sticking out my tongue mother. mily heard it and says oh it comes out. it will not leave. she heard it and wanted to do it more. >> if w
>> let's talk about the tongue. >> obviously sticking your tongue out is supposed to be sexy, but she didn't do it in a sexy -- it is like, i am supposed to stick my tongue out because that is sexy. it gets to the phony-ness. she saw somewhere or read somewhere you are supposed to stick your tongue out to be sexy and she stuck her tongue out. >> i thought she was becoming a spokesperson for like people suffering from spasms. her toping was out and that's what happens when...
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place the tip of your fingers right at the end of your tongue.the tongue back with the tip of your fingers. >> i'm not a fingers in the mouth kind of guy. hands are dirty. >> basically folding the first fourth of your tongue back on itself. push your tongue back into your mouth until your first knuckle reaches your bottom lip. you want to make sure you have a complete seal with your fingers. now, just blow through the hole between the two middle fingers until you get that high-pitched, demanding, loud whistle. >> yeah. you did it. yay! >> i've never been able to do that. >> it's like -- have you done it before? >> no, i've never been able to do it. >> first try. >> if you want to see the entire video on learn how to whistle head over to rightthisminute.com and click on rtm or our mobile app. >>> playing with trash has put the recycled orchestra on the map. >> now they have a cool exhibit. >> where they're headed to showcase their skills. ♪ >>> this is the robot. they can only be three kilograms. >> we have our contenders. on the left we have spat
place the tip of your fingers right at the end of your tongue.the tongue back with the tip of your fingers. >> i'm not a fingers in the mouth kind of guy. hands are dirty. >> basically folding the first fourth of your tongue back on itself. push your tongue back into your mouth until your first knuckle reaches your bottom lip. you want to make sure you have a complete seal with your fingers. now, just blow through the hole between the two middle fingers until you get that...
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the tongue patch diet.t for hernia repair is sewn onto the tongue making eating solid food painful if not impossible. >> all right. the first stitch is already in. >> you are sewing a foreign object into somebody's mouth. is that healthy? >> it's not unhealthy. we have not encountered any of this, we have not seen any infection, we have not seen a s. >> the sirnurgery is finished. >> i can't feel my tongue. >> reporter: she'll be able to speak normally in a few hours when the anesthetic wears off. but all that greasy fried food she loves, forget it. it's a strict 800 calorie per day liquid diet of juice, broth, and shakes until the patch is removed in a month. >> have you receive flak from colleagues in the medical community over this? >> no, i haven't. >> reporter: dr. chugay, meet dr. rob huizenga. >> i think it's a barbaric procedure. >> reporter: better known as dr. h. he specializes in long-term weight loss, spending 14 seasons as an expert on "the biggest loser." the idea that you put this patch in an
the tongue patch diet.t for hernia repair is sewn onto the tongue making eating solid food painful if not impossible. >> all right. the first stitch is already in. >> you are sewing a foreign object into somebody's mouth. is that healthy? >> it's not unhealthy. we have not encountered any of this, we have not seen any infection, we have not seen a s. >> the sirnurgery is finished. >> i can't feel my tongue. >> reporter: she'll be able to speak normally in a...
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a message from the restless tongue syndrome. >> by the way, the restless tongue looks like it went onnt of an old barnes & noble. mika's here. we're going to talk about it. >>> the government wants to make prostitution safe. in fact, voters in zurich voted to have a drive in sex park. sex workers can meet with customers. they have alarm buttons, security guards, posters promoting safe sex. prostitution has been legal. we did not get a closeup of the menu although there are dos and don'ts, i'm going to move on. >>> a canadian reporter advocating women's rights. she's not afraid to take her cause to the extreme. >> recently there were headlines about a woman in new york city who went to the restaurant and she took her blouse off and the owner came over and said, you can't do that here and asked her to put her blouse back on. what are the laws here? what if i went walking down the street topless? can you hold this for me please? >> topless. what are you doing? i i >> it's really hot in here. >> really? i think it's fine. someone would probably call the police thinking that that was illeg
a message from the restless tongue syndrome. >> by the way, the restless tongue looks like it went onnt of an old barnes & noble. mika's here. we're going to talk about it. >>> the government wants to make prostitution safe. in fact, voters in zurich voted to have a drive in sex park. sex workers can meet with customers. they have alarm buttons, security guards, posters promoting safe sex. prostitution has been legal. we did not get a closeup of the menu although there are...
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this, alexander, is not your tongue. your tongue is muteulated, it's gone, rotten in your mouth along with the silence of the days where you became invisible you bad copy cat. despite the rage and the disappointment of your own kin. thank you. [applause] >> this is a scene from my novel [inaudible]. it seemed like a great opportunity to get to do this here. okay. what time is the first reader anyway? i didn't like bars this crowded. someone elbode me in the back. when i turned around i didn't know who the elbow belong said. relax. i didn't expect there to be this many people i thought they would be at the bar with the travel writers. i thought they the be with the hip sters i guess we are not hip sters we can't guess who they are into. we lessened the hipster intimidation factor and picked out the smart guy. this year we selected postmen pausal writers on the meaning of life. here i was, the city never fails to surprise me much the crowd was quieting. people were pointing toward the stage. i woman of 60 clamored on to it
this, alexander, is not your tongue. your tongue is muteulated, it's gone, rotten in your mouth along with the silence of the days where you became invisible you bad copy cat. despite the rage and the disappointment of your own kin. thank you. [applause] >> this is a scene from my novel [inaudible]. it seemed like a great opportunity to get to do this here. okay. what time is the first reader anyway? i didn't like bars this crowded. someone elbode me in the back. when i turned around i...
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[singing in tongues] [singing in tongues] [singing in tongues] ♪ be well ♪ be healed in jesus' name ♪the son of david, the root and offspring of david. open doors, lord. open doors of favor, doors of abundance, doors of the faith, doors of utterance, doors of your goodness, lord. doors of life and health, doors of many, many good days. thank you, lord, in jesus' name. and all the people said? now real quick all the way from circle two, circle one and stalls, do a big wave if you know pain has left your body, something has happened to you, do a big wave of glory to jesus. look around you, look at all these people. look at all these precious people. give praise to god, church. everywhere that's watching this, jesus has healed you. he has touched you. we can't see what god is doing, but we know god has touched you. you don't have to let me know, but you can let the people know just by waving where you are that jesus may receive the glory. amen, church? come on, church, give him praise. now just remain standing. if you are hear, my friend, and you do not know forgiveness of sins, you do n
[singing in tongues] [singing in tongues] [singing in tongues] ♪ be well ♪ be healed in jesus' name ♪the son of david, the root and offspring of david. open doors, lord. open doors of favor, doors of abundance, doors of the faith, doors of utterance, doors of your goodness, lord. doors of life and health, doors of many, many good days. thank you, lord, in jesus' name. and all the people said? now real quick all the way from circle two, circle one and stalls, do a big wave if you know pain...
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twisters but it's the first round of tongue twisters nothing happens and the priest is very upset and blushes extraordinary red and he tries again. the second time the chants are much shorter and he begins to lose his patience and again nothing happens. third time nothing happens and he basically says how much time to turn to the wonderrous powers of the lotus set raand he does chanting and the parody is something like if anyone is old enough to remember and the mouse before vatican two and you don't understand anything and it's mumbo jump bow and this is a parody of that. the second and third pieces before the intermission i will not introduce. i think the program notes are sufficient and rather than lecture i would much rather you enjoy the performance. the one thing i would like to emphasize about the first piece this is indeed a comic piece and in most instances westerners have a great problem when they come to a concert of classical music and view it as this is supposed to be serious music. this is not serious music and i would ask to you laugh. you are welcome to laugh. you may
twisters but it's the first round of tongue twisters nothing happens and the priest is very upset and blushes extraordinary red and he tries again. the second time the chants are much shorter and he begins to lose his patience and again nothing happens. third time nothing happens and he basically says how much time to turn to the wonderrous powers of the lotus set raand he does chanting and the parody is something like if anyone is old enough to remember and the mouse before vatican two and you...
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the tongue patch diet.t for hernia repair is sewn onto the tongue making eating solid food painful if not impossible. >> all right. the first stitch is already in. >> you are sewing a foreign object into somebody's mouth. is that healthy? >> it's not unhealthy. we have not encountered any of this, we have not seen any infection, we have not seen a s. >> the sirnurgery is finished. >> i can't feel my tongue. >> reporter: she'll be able to speak normally in a few hours when the anesthetic wears off. but all that greasy fried food she loves, forget it. it's a strict 800 calorie per day liquid diet of juice, broth, and shakes until the patch is removed in a month. >> have you received flak from colleagues in the medical community over this? >> no, i haven't. >> reporter: dr. chugay, meet dr. rob huizenga. >> i think it's a barbaric procedure. >> reporter: better known as dr. h. he specializes in long-term weight loss, spending 14 seasons as an expert on "the biggest loser." the idea that you put this patch in a
the tongue patch diet.t for hernia repair is sewn onto the tongue making eating solid food painful if not impossible. >> all right. the first stitch is already in. >> you are sewing a foreign object into somebody's mouth. is that healthy? >> it's not unhealthy. we have not encountered any of this, we have not seen any infection, we have not seen a s. >> the sirnurgery is finished. >> i can't feel my tongue. >> reporter: she'll be able to speak normally in a...
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kardashian just posed this sticking out her tongue and goofing off for the camera. baby north, ocourse, out of sight. it is just the second timee have seen kim since she became a mom. her younger sisters are talking about the perils of growing up in the house of kardashian. >> they grew up in the spotlight, now kendall and kylie jenner are becoming pap targets. >> you get me started on paparazzi, i will goff. >> it seemems not a day goes by without a showdown with the photogs. >> give me a second. i am so nice to you all the time. >> kim posting a video of a recent incident near her home. >> there is a paparazzi that snuck into our gated community. >> they are pretty ruthless, pretty bad. they have come on to our private property. >> we don't really remember what it was like before the tv show because we were pretty young when it started. so we have learned to get used tot, but i think -- >> theres no getting used to the paparazzi. >> especially when you are 15 and 17 and followed by 10 cars of older men. >> the youngest jenners are eager to prove they are more than
kardashian just posed this sticking out her tongue and goofing off for the camera. baby north, ocourse, out of sight. it is just the second timee have seen kim since she became a mom. her younger sisters are talking about the perils of growing up in the house of kardashian. >> they grew up in the spotlight, now kendall and kylie jenner are becoming pap targets. >> you get me started on paparazzi, i will goff. >> it seemems not a day goes by without a showdown with the photogs....
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[speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] [speaking in nativetongue] >> in our meeting, and the general invited me to visit china next year and i accepted. i look forward to seeing him again at the defense ministers meeting is part of my trip to southeast asia. [speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] >> i will also visit alicia and indonesia and the philippines on this trip. >> bookclub on booktv returns next month with these features. read the book and engage on her facebook page and on twitter. look for daily post starting september 3 to get the conversation going, including links to interviews with the author and reviews of the book and video from the booktv archives. >> up next i'm a discussion of the history of warfare. max boot discusses his book invisible armies. it begins with comment from the heritage foundation. >> good afternoon and welcome to the heritage foundation. we welcome those who are joining us on the heritage.org website as we prepare to begin. please make sure that cell phones hav
[speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] [speaking in nativetongue] >> in our meeting, and the general invited me to visit china next year and i accepted. i look forward to seeing him again at the defense ministers meeting is part of my trip to southeast asia. [speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] [speaking in native tongue] >> i will also visit alicia and indonesia and the philippines on this trip. >> bookclub on...
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hearing or vision, or iyou have any allergic reactions such as rash, hives, swelling of the lips, tonguethroat, or difficulty breathing or swallowing, stop taking cialis and get medical help right away. ask your doctor about cialis for daily use and a 30-tablet free trial. i'm bethand i'm michelle. and we own the paper cottage. it's a stationery and gifts store. anything we purchase for the paper cottage goes on our ink card. so you can manage your business expenses and access them online instantly with the game changing app from ink. we didn't get into business to spend time managing receipts, that's why we have ink. we like being in business because we like being creative, we like interacting with people. so you have time to focus on the things you love. infrom chase. so you can. ...and a great deal. . thanks to dad. nope eeeeh... oh, guys let's leave the deals to hotels.com. nice bear. ooh that one! nice. got it! oh my gosh this is so cool... awesome! perfect! save up to 30% plus an extra 12% off with coupon... now until labor day. only at hotels.com
hearing or vision, or iyou have any allergic reactions such as rash, hives, swelling of the lips, tonguethroat, or difficulty breathing or swallowing, stop taking cialis and get medical help right away. ask your doctor about cialis for daily use and a 30-tablet free trial. i'm bethand i'm michelle. and we own the paper cottage. it's a stationery and gifts store. anything we purchase for the paper cottage goes on our ink card. so you can manage your business expenses and access them online...
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he prayed with us and after the prayer he said, speak in tongues, and i spoke in tongues, and i turned to virginia after the prayer was done and everything was done and i said, virginia, i am healed. my nose stopped dri...dripping, my head stopped pounding and all the aches left. andrew heard our testimony. he heard our story and... and he opened up the table for us to take whatever we needed to help us along our journey. all these things that i feared so much in life like putting on a pair of pants and...and cutting my hair... all these things, there was nothing to fear in them, and i think of my husband, you know, someone that was raised very proud because that's all he saw and to treat women as beneath him and...and for him... for god to touch his heart and allow him to love me for who i am, and he's so gentle now... he's so loving. i just praise god for that because that...to me that's the biggest miracle, that god can change a heart. i always look back at that little post it now and i...i...and i am amazed because he's such a loving husband. you know, he...he spends time with the
he prayed with us and after the prayer he said, speak in tongues, and i spoke in tongues, and i turned to virginia after the prayer was done and everything was done and i said, virginia, i am healed. my nose stopped dri...dripping, my head stopped pounding and all the aches left. andrew heard our testimony. he heard our story and... and he opened up the table for us to take whatever we needed to help us along our journey. all these things that i feared so much in life like putting on a pair of...
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for instance, let's say you feel the desire to tongue your coworker's face during a meeting. (laughter) what do dow? not so simple, is it? that's why i have devised a foolproof system i called don't, okay. it's a handy knew mondayic device. the d stands for don't. (laughter) and-- (applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you. thank you. and the rest of the letters are just a bonus. you don't need those. those can go. okay. (laughter) here's how it works. the next time, the next time you're with a coworker and you're thinking i want to ask her not to wear panties while putting her in a head lock and growning her-- groping her boo b's, stop, reassess, apply the system and don't. (laughter) (cheers and applause) all right? folks, just stick to these guidelines and before you know it you will have sexual harassment licked, in which case you'll need some more training. we'll be right back. welcome back, everybody. thanks so much. folks, thanks for joining us again. ladies and gentlemen, i do not want to alarm you but danger is afoot. and if you have two feature's in twic
for instance, let's say you feel the desire to tongue your coworker's face during a meeting. (laughter) what do dow? not so simple, is it? that's why i have devised a foolproof system i called don't, okay. it's a handy knew mondayic device. the d stands for don't. (laughter) and-- (applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you. thank you. and the rest of the letters are just a bonus. you don't need those. those can go. okay. (laughter) here's how it works. the next time, the next...
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by the way, that carp he was tonguing, female. okay. you can tell because she was into it. now this antigay legislation has caused outrage and in response the international olympic committee has bravely stood up to putin and said, "whatever you want, vlad." citing article 50 of the i.o.c. rules which states, "no kind of demonstration or political, religious or racial propaganda is permitted in any olympic sites, venues or other areas." all the olympic committee is saying is that being gay is an act of protest because what are gay men doing but boycotting women? they're just... the i.o.c. is just asking gay athletes to knock it off for a couple of weeks. just like at the '36 olympic games hitler asked jesse owens to ease off on the black. you know, don't be so" out there." but to be safe, okay, i think they should bring the olympics back to its greek roots when nothing gay ever happened. [ cheers and applause ] okay. i think he had that guy by the greek roots. and folks russia's not the only place trying to defend its family values because unfortunately america's traditional
by the way, that carp he was tonguing, female. okay. you can tell because she was into it. now this antigay legislation has caused outrage and in response the international olympic committee has bravely stood up to putin and said, "whatever you want, vlad." citing article 50 of the i.o.c. rules which states, "no kind of demonstration or political, religious or racial propaganda is permitted in any olympic sites, venues or other areas." all the olympic committee is saying is...
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make me feel so right ♪ ♪ even if it's so wrong ♪ i wanna scream out loud ♪ boy, but i just bite my tonguee's for the girls messin' with boys ♪ ♪ like he's the melody and she's background noise ♪ [ volume decreases ] thanks, mom! have fun! you too. ♪ ♪ . >>> this video will make you gasp. this river is flooding. >> you think okay they are going to stop. well one of them makes a run for it. [ speaking russian ] >> oh. >> wow! >> someone risked that with children in their car. [ speaking russian ] >> scary, scary moment when is you see that sun roof kicked out and a little girl in there. >> when you hear her crying and her blonde hair and that samaritan dives in head first without thinking about it. >> everybody got out of this okay? >> the video cuts off right after they go in to grab the little girl but i'm happy they report that no one was injured in this incident. >>> can't get enough. ♪ >>> before going out in public maybe you should look really, really pretty like brian simon. in this video -- he went out looking like this going to wendy's, going to mcdonald's, going to arby's all the
make me feel so right ♪ ♪ even if it's so wrong ♪ i wanna scream out loud ♪ boy, but i just bite my tonguee's for the girls messin' with boys ♪ ♪ like he's the melody and she's background noise ♪ [ volume decreases ] thanks, mom! have fun! you too. ♪ ♪ . >>> this video will make you gasp. this river is flooding. >> you think okay they are going to stop. well one of them makes a run for it. [ speaking russian ] >> oh. >> wow! >> someone risked...
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peggy, hold thine tongue. oh-oh-oh. right, right, right.n the future, they will invent a magical sucking device to free women from household drudgery. ( all gasping ) if thou can foretell the future perhaps thou art a witch. she is no a witch, milord. merely tetched in the head from the sun. she's a witch. witch! witch! witch! witch! ( horn blowing ) how, now? is there unrest in my kingdom? she's a witch. hank: well, i guess if they burn you at the stake they'll be using my propane. you'll find it burns witches cleanly and evenly and at a fraction of the cost of natural gas. you know, this cleaning wench thing isn't really doing it for me. if her arms worked as hard as her serpent's tongue there would be nary a speck of dust in the kingdom. ( laughing loudly ) ( visitors laughing ) ( sighs ) this is not what nature intended for my implants. that fat merlin finished all the chicken wings. why do the wenches always get the last lunch break? because phillip is an ass. speaking of which he grabbed mine again this morning. but he's your boss. th
peggy, hold thine tongue. oh-oh-oh. right, right, right.n the future, they will invent a magical sucking device to free women from household drudgery. ( all gasping ) if thou can foretell the future perhaps thou art a witch. she is no a witch, milord. merely tetched in the head from the sun. she's a witch. witch! witch! witch! witch! ( horn blowing ) how, now? is there unrest in my kingdom? she's a witch. hank: well, i guess if they burn you at the stake they'll be using my propane. you'll find...
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miley has a really long tongue. >> nothing funny about it, this little-known affliction here. take a look. >> every day is a struggle and every day you pray for things to get easier, but now there's help. if you're one of the millions of americans who suffer from restless tongue syndrome, there's a wide range of treatments that might be right for you. consult your physician today so we never have to see this again. a message from the restless tongue syndrome institute. >> miley cyrus getting a lot of criticism today for what many people are calling her raunchy performance last night at the awards show. remember the good old days was the most embarrassing things the cyrus family would shake was their mullet? >> that's ridiculous. get this, though, the jaw-dropping performance set a record on twitter, sparking more than 300,000 tweets per minute and miley cyrus herself boasted about that. nischelle turner joins us with more. good morning, nicschelle. >> the tongue and foam finger did not make for a good combination, but you were talking about the twitter response and the respons
miley has a really long tongue. >> nothing funny about it, this little-known affliction here. take a look. >> every day is a struggle and every day you pray for things to get easier, but now there's help. if you're one of the millions of americans who suffer from restless tongue syndrome, there's a wide range of treatments that might be right for you. consult your physician today so we never have to see this again. a message from the restless tongue syndrome institute. >>...
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>> that's tongue in cheek.o i think they should buy perhaps a company like a dhl, delivery service, right? can't afford fedex or ups, got the distribution centers. have the whole -- the japanese ibatsu. only tongue in cheekily, why not throw the post office a bone and buy them out and turn your famous efficiencies. my only question would be what do you tip the robot that delivers your mail at the end of the year? like how much does the robot get? >> okay. i'm going to put in mine >> is that the sound of a couple of screws. okay. mine is actually peapod. remember we did a segment on "street signs" that amazon wanted to get into the online delivery service in terms of groceries. why not speed up the process and buy something like peapod, the largest grocery delivery service here in the united states, in really big markets like d.c., new york, philly, chicago, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera and there are a lot of players at walmart tinkering around with home delivery so the quickest way might be with peapod. >> i
>> that's tongue in cheek.o i think they should buy perhaps a company like a dhl, delivery service, right? can't afford fedex or ups, got the distribution centers. have the whole -- the japanese ibatsu. only tongue in cheekily, why not throw the post office a bone and buy them out and turn your famous efficiencies. my only question would be what do you tip the robot that delivers your mail at the end of the year? like how much does the robot get? >> okay. i'm going to put in mine...
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. - we're gonna put these hot spoons on our tongues. - yep. - we're gonna burn them so that the pizzarn them. okay, alice, start the clock. - yeah, start it. - we need you to time us. oh, she started, she started, start. [guys screaming] - oh, god! oh, thah wath tho hot! - what do we got? - what do we got for time? what's the time? oh, she didn't thart the clock. - what? she didn't thart it? - yeah, it was perfect. it's gonna sound real good on the phones. jagmos. - i don't like how she always puth uth down when we're trying to better ourthevles here. - and who are the idiots here? - round two. [hip-hop music] ♪ - ♪ i'm fresh - ♪ you gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ - ♪ you gotta - ♪ gotta be fresh - i don't feel a thing. - i'm stabbing the [bleep] outta my tongue, dude. might be bleeding, but i can't feel it. i think it's safe to say our mouths are invincible.
. - we're gonna put these hot spoons on our tongues. - yep. - we're gonna burn them so that the pizzarn them. okay, alice, start the clock. - yeah, start it. - we need you to time us. oh, she started, she started, start. [guys screaming] - oh, god! oh, thah wath tho hot! - what do we got? - what do we got for time? what's the time? oh, she didn't thart the clock. - what? she didn't thart it? - yeah, it was perfect. it's gonna sound real good on the phones. jagmos. - i don't like how she always...
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his tongue is blue. dad, i got to go practice some more. yes, go practice. okay, dad. i love you. go practice. the key to writing a good yakov smirnoff joke is picturing yourself arriving in america and noticing that it is different from russia. it's brilliant, really. the only thing brilliant really about yakov smirnoff is that he's a kgb spy. he's been sending u.s. secrets back to mother russia while tourists are seduced by his fake comedy act. although his beard is real. ( laughing ) oh, this joke will kill. ( bad accent ): in america, you put "in god we trust" on your money. in russia, we have no money. ( laughter ) oh...! come on, focus. does anybody remember why we're going to branson? fiddle contest. and to have fun. yes, yes, we're going to have fun but you know what's not fun? being ill-prepared. hank: all right, everybody. cough up two bucks and we'll be officially entered. no turning back now. hey, it's ten to 5:00 you think it's too late to get seats for the 5:00 yakov? ( cheering ) well, maybe you can get yakov to write you an autograph: "dear dale, hope the show "was
his tongue is blue. dad, i got to go practice some more. yes, go practice. okay, dad. i love you. go practice. the key to writing a good yakov smirnoff joke is picturing yourself arriving in america and noticing that it is different from russia. it's brilliant, really. the only thing brilliant really about yakov smirnoff is that he's a kgb spy. he's been sending u.s. secrets back to mother russia while tourists are seduced by his fake comedy act. although his beard is real. ( laughing ) oh,...
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your number of ds instead of adng tyour number of ds vers13 you nt to add days tyour life keep ur tongue from spng guile i could remember from an early age my dad's mother taughá mif he did not have something goo say about somebody keep your mouth shu jkst don't s anything if you don't hav# sethi good to say about somebody g a pretty sple keep your tongue fr evil guile is deceit don't tr deceiveour brothe and sisters or your frienbs family god does not like it it will sdorten the number of days he gives you on earth unfortately some of e guile the deceit that comes from theery pulpits that should be teaching god's word their ting ptur the people get alyaway don't ve to study the book of revelation. begone you not have been here during the ibulation that deceit verse 14 you wanto add to your numberof days d#ar lif that's h you add to thdays of life ece we can think of principle he's alstr peace of mind at only s om the prinf peace thisade me áhink about áhis verse heews 12 verse4 with states to follow or pursue peacand holiness which is safication if you wil& which no man shall s the lord
your number of ds instead of adng tyour number of ds vers13 you nt to add days tyour life keep ur tongue from spng guile i could remember from an early age my dad's mother taughá mif he did not have something goo say about somebody keep your mouth shu jkst don't s anything if you don't hav# sethi good to say about somebody g a pretty sple keep your tongue fr evil guile is deceit don't tr deceiveour brothe and sisters or your frienbs family god does not like it it will sdorten the number of...
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a message from the restless tongue syndrome institute. >> the tongue -- >> funny. >> so there's hope.> no. >> something is wrong there. >> thank you, willie. >> i haven't seen a tongue like that since roger clemens' testified before congress. just like a cow. >> i wasn't thinking about that. >> a guy on -- >> the kiss -- >> do you think she was dehydrated or something? >> it's disgusting. >> called twerking if you're lying to congress and tongue sticking out like that. >> mika, i don't understand the story. let's work through this together. >> listen, we shall -- >> not like i don't have a sense of humor, okay, but this, i think, is a joke, right? >> like canadian comedy, i think. >> can't be real. >> says she's advocating human rights. >> but is this a joke? >> i don't -- >> 50th anniversary. >> come on. >> lori wellborn, canadian journalist trying to make a point on international go topless day. i guess that was something -- >> important day. >> with the local mayor walter gray. >> recently there was a headline about a woman in new york city. >> yes. >> who went to the restaurant an
a message from the restless tongue syndrome institute. >> the tongue -- >> funny. >> so there's hope.> no. >> something is wrong there. >> thank you, willie. >> i haven't seen a tongue like that since roger clemens' testified before congress. just like a cow. >> i wasn't thinking about that. >> a guy on -- >> the kiss -- >> do you think she was dehydrated or something? >> it's disgusting. >> called twerking if you're...
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>> cut it with a razor blade, my tongue. >> are you happy you cut your tongue? >> ain't nothing to be happy about. it's a little trippy at first, you know. but i've definitely got some weird responses from people. you know, why did you split your tongue? i don't know, just something to do. you know, in a way, i guess it's kind of tabu out there. >>> coming up, our producer follows a trail of blood that leads to one of the most shocking scenes ever shown on "lockup." >> we need to get him on the gurney, get him up front. we have another cut up here, guys. >>> due to mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised. >>> when our crews are filming inside high security prisons, they know that violence can erupt at any moment. while they're prepared for it, when it happens it can still be shocking. during our extended stay shoot inside indiana state prison, we walked into one of the bloodiest encounters in "lockup" history. >> we were filming in one of the housing units and we heard a call come over the radio. instantly, all staff members started running. we picke
>> cut it with a razor blade, my tongue. >> are you happy you cut your tongue? >> ain't nothing to be happy about. it's a little trippy at first, you know. but i've definitely got some weird responses from people. you know, why did you split your tongue? i don't know, just something to do. you know, in a way, i guess it's kind of tabu out there. >>> coming up, our producer follows a trail of blood that leads to one of the most shocking scenes ever shown on...
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the heat from your tongue will reduce the prain. -- pain. beep-bop-boop-bop boop-beep. [monotone] she says, "switch to progressive and you could save hundreds." call or click today. [applause] dr. oz: are your anxieties normal or nuts? for some using a public bathroom is a big source of anxiety. i was surprised to hear what some women do to avoid peeing and pooping in a public toilet. >> i absolutely without a doubt cannot go to the bathroom in public. it's so gross and it's full of germs. i will drive home 80 miles per hour just to avoid the mall bathroom. >> i am totally embarrassed if someone hears me using the restroom. >> if someone walks on the other side of me, my coworker. what if they're closely listening? that's so disgusting. >> i will do anything to avoid using a public bathroom. one time i had to go so bad i used the cup in my car. and now i always have a cup handy. >> i go to stream measures to avoid using the bathroom in public. when forced to do so, i kind of go in the bathroom and i get a little shy and i completely shut down. is that normal? dr. oz: so
the heat from your tongue will reduce the prain. -- pain. beep-bop-boop-bop boop-beep. [monotone] she says, "switch to progressive and you could save hundreds." call or click today. [applause] dr. oz: are your anxieties normal or nuts? for some using a public bathroom is a big source of anxiety. i was surprised to hear what some women do to avoid peeing and pooping in a public toilet. >> i absolutely without a doubt cannot go to the bathroom in public. it's so gross and it's...
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and if you knew, all their tongues are wagging up there just now. what kind of thing were they saying? tell me. sit down. i don't want to hurt you but they were using expressions which hinted that-- well, you can imagine. you are not a child, and when people see a lady drinking alone with a man, let alone a servant, at night, then... then what? anyway, we're not alone. christine is here. asleep. then i shall wake her. christine, are you asleep? christine, will you wake up? don't disturb her. what? people who work in front of a stove all day long get tired when night comes. sleep is something to be respected. a gallant thought, and one that does you honor. oh, come outside then and pick some lilac for me. - with you? - with me. impossible. i couldn't. i don't understand. surely you don't imagine. i don't, but other people might. what, that i should have an amore with a servant? well, i'm not being conceited, but such things have happened, and to these people, nothing is sacred. quite the little aristocrat, aren't you? yes, i am. but if i choose to st
and if you knew, all their tongues are wagging up there just now. what kind of thing were they saying? tell me. sit down. i don't want to hurt you but they were using expressions which hinted that-- well, you can imagine. you are not a child, and when people see a lady drinking alone with a man, let alone a servant, at night, then... then what? anyway, we're not alone. christine is here. asleep. then i shall wake her. christine, are you asleep? christine, will you wake up? don't disturb her....
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get emergency medical help right away if your face, lips, throat or tongue swells.z can cause blurred vision, dizziness, drowsiness and decreased sweating. do not drive, operate machinery or do unsafe tasks until you know how toviaz affects you. the most common side effects are dry mouth and constipation. talk to your doctor about toviaz. with olay regenerist eye and lash duo. the serum instantly thickens and defines lashes. the cream smooths and softens the look of lines. ♪ so wow! another eye opener from olay. see, i knew testosterone could affect sex drive, but not energy or even my mood. that's when i talked with my doctor. he gave me some blood tests... showed it was low t. that's it. it was a number. [ male announcer ] today, men with low t have androgel 1.62% testosterone gel. the #1 prescribed topical testosterone replacement therapy increases testosterone when used daily. women and children should avoid contact with application sites. discontinue androgel and call your doctor if you see unexpected signs of early puberty in a child, or signs in a woman, whic
get emergency medical help right away if your face, lips, throat or tongue swells.z can cause blurred vision, dizziness, drowsiness and decreased sweating. do not drive, operate machinery or do unsafe tasks until you know how toviaz affects you. the most common side effects are dry mouth and constipation. talk to your doctor about toviaz. with olay regenerist eye and lash duo. the serum instantly thickens and defines lashes. the cream smooths and softens the look of lines. ♪ so wow! another...
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taking spiriva and seek immediate medical help if your breathing suddenly worsens, your throat or tongueyou get hives, vision changes or eye pain, or problems passing urine. other side effects include dry mouth and constipation. nothing can reverse copd. spiriva helps me breathe better. does breathing with copd weigh you down? don't wait to ask your doctor about spiriva. "that starts with one of the world's most advancedy," distribution systems," "and one of the most efficient trucking networks," "with safe, experienced drivers." "we work directly with manufacturers," "eliminating costly markups," "and buy directly from local farmers in every region of the country." "when you see our low prices, remember the wheels turning behind the scenes, delivering for millions of americans, everyday. "dedication: that's the real walmart" yeah, the pain can be really tough. and it's my family that suffers. then i learned that my pain started at my feet. this was me. that's when i found dr. scholl's pain relief orthotics. yep, i went pro. they reduce the impact on my lower body. p-r-o. i get pain reli
taking spiriva and seek immediate medical help if your breathing suddenly worsens, your throat or tongueyou get hives, vision changes or eye pain, or problems passing urine. other side effects include dry mouth and constipation. nothing can reverse copd. spiriva helps me breathe better. does breathing with copd weigh you down? don't wait to ask your doctor about spiriva. "that starts with one of the world's most advancedy," distribution systems," "and one of the most...
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and if you knew, all their tongues are wagging up there just now. what kind of thing were they saying? tell me. sit down. i don't want to hurt you, but they were using expressions which hinted that-- well, you can imagine. you are not a child, and when people see a lady drinking alone with a man, let alone a servant, at night, then... then what? anyway, we're not alone. christine is here. asleep. then i shall wake her. christine, are you asleep? christine, will you wake up? don't disturb her. what? people who work in front of a stove all day long get tired when night comes. sleep is something to be respected. a gallant thought, and one that does you honor. oh, come outside then and pick some lilac for me. - with you? - with me. impossible. i couldn't. i don't understand. surely you don't imagine. i don't, but other people might. what, that i should have an amore with a servant? well, i'm not being conceited, but such things have happened, and to these people, nothing is sacred. quite the little aristocrat, aren't you? yes, i am. but if i choose to s
and if you knew, all their tongues are wagging up there just now. what kind of thing were they saying? tell me. sit down. i don't want to hurt you, but they were using expressions which hinted that-- well, you can imagine. you are not a child, and when people see a lady drinking alone with a man, let alone a servant, at night, then... then what? anyway, we're not alone. christine is here. asleep. then i shall wake her. christine, are you asleep? christine, will you wake up? don't disturb her....
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hearing or vision, or if you have any allergic reactions such as rash, hives, swelling of the lips, tonguer throat, or difficulty breathing or swallowing, stop taking cialis and get medical help right away. ask your doctor about cialis for daily use and a 30-tablet free trial. >>> it was a grim facebook first. a man posted a picture of his dead wife on his page. but it gets even more strange. he wrote, quote, i'm going to prison or getting the death sentence for killing my wife end quote. sure enough, police found derek medina's wife shot to death in their miami home. he is now under arrest. in court friday, he was charged with murder. medina told his father he and his wife fought and he admitted to shooting her. >> you just said that his wife picked up a knife on him, had a big fight and he shot her. >> your son came to your house -- >> all he said is i need to go to the police. i need to turn myself in. >> medina's post stayed online for five hours before facebook took it down. this case is gaining national attention. the post went viral and lori has been following the story for us. so l
hearing or vision, or if you have any allergic reactions such as rash, hives, swelling of the lips, tonguer throat, or difficulty breathing or swallowing, stop taking cialis and get medical help right away. ask your doctor about cialis for daily use and a 30-tablet free trial. >>> it was a grim facebook first. a man posted a picture of his dead wife on his page. but it gets even more strange. he wrote, quote, i'm going to prison or getting the death sentence for killing my wife end...