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tony hale is here.rst album in five years, it's called "right thoughts, right words, right action." franz ferdinand from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night from "grey's anatomy," sandra oh will be here. we'll enjoy chemical hijinks from our friend science bob pfludgfelder, and boy george will be here too. he missed me. i know he missed me. our first guest tonight is an emmy and grammy winning comedian whose hobbies include not watching sports and texting nude things to anderson cooper. you can see her live at the mirage in vegas on may 23rd, please welcome kathy griffin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> tonight i hold the record for the most appearances as a guest on "jimmy kimmel live." wow. >> i also ham in the guinness book of world record for the most televised stand-up comedy specials. >> okay. >> but i just want to say i think it is more significant that i have actually been on a guest on this show more than any celebrity, any big star. because you know me. and i love you. >> jimmy: for sure. >>

from "veep", tony hale. and music from franz ferdinand. with cleto and the cletones. and now, just in the nick of time, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank

ferguson will make a joint appearance, sandra oh will be here, as will robin roberts, elisabeth moss, tony haleer will dazzle us with science, and we'll have music from franz ferdinand, sleepy man banjo boys, and boy george too. so please join us next week. and tell you something, i have had the honor of presenting our first guest with one of her two well- deserved emmy awards, and yet, do you know how many emmy award she has given me? not one. zero of them. her great show "modern family" airs wednesday nights at 9:00 here on abc, please say hello to julie bowen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what a cute outfit you have on. >> thank you, apparent leap part of it is see-through. that's part of the fun. part of the fun. >> jimmy: give people a little thrill. >> it's late night. late at night. i have been on vacation, hiatus. sort of relaxed. >> jimmy: you have. what have you been up to, what have you been doing? >> it 'tis the religious season, you have to do all this eastery stuff. >> jimmy: did you do a big easter thing? >> i have taken a pass on

and later this week -- sandra oh, tony hale, science bob pflugfelder and music from franz ferdinand and be here too. please join us then. [ applause ] some celebrities are so big, they can whittle their name down to three simple letters. this one is a star of music, movies and tv. she returns to reality show glory on "american idol" wednesday and thursday nights on fox. please say hello to jennifer lopez. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for helping us with that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i haven't been able to get that song out of my head. and now it's -- >> it's one of those catchy ones. >> jimmy: permanently engrained. >> now that you know what it means. >> jimmy: and the album from which that song leaps was due today, i heard. >> well, it was due friday. >> jimmy: oh, it was due friday. >> yeah. but i'm going to hand it in today. >> jimmy: you're going to hand it in today. >> yes. >> jimmy: you realize that we're past regular business hours now. >> i have till midnight. >> jimmy: you have till midnight. okay. it's weird. it's like a term paper. >> it is. it's crazy. they put a deadline on

tomorrow night, kathy griffin will be here, from "veep", tony hale, and we'll have music from franz ferdinandrsday sandra oh, from "grey's anatomy." "science bob" pflugfelder, and we'll do experiments. and we'll have music from boy george too. our first guests tonight are two very funny men who are making preparations for the most highly-anticipated tv wedding since starsky married hutch. you can watch them on "modern family" wednesday nights at 9:00 here on abc. please welcome eric stonestreet and jesse tyler ferguson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you for the bow tie. >> very well. you look very handsome. >> jimmy: have you gotten good at tying the bow tie? >> i have gotten pretty good at it. i had to actually watch a youtube video when i did -- because i didn't know how to do them. but yeah. >> jimmy: how did they do that in the old days when there weren't youtube videos to figure everything out for you. >> encyclopedias. >> jesse and i haven't seen each other since we finished shooting. >> yeah, we haven't. >> jimmy: this is the first time. >> how is it going?