that's tony nelson, the astronaut. wait, it can't be. and me too. that is tony nelson. oh. hi, aren't you major nelson? oh, yes. yes. i've been dying to meet you. [chuckles] may i have your autograph? i don't have any paper, but you could write on my back. i won't wash. i'm eleanor, and i'm at the hotel. i'm free for dinner if you are. i'm free for breakfast. [laughs] well... my father owns most of it. yeah. well, i tell you, i-- this is the famous major nelson, and i'm the famous roger healey. oh, yes, this is roger healey. we're gonna be here a whole week. to go around for everybody. just give us your addresses and your names. we can work out a schedule. it's getting awfully crowded around here. why don't we go inside? yeah, let's go. we'll all go inside. uh, look, i don't know if i can make it. maybe if you all would put your names down here, and i can-- i could have breakfast with you... [chanting in foreign dialect] [gasps] ooh! the north pole?! mmm! say, i have a marvelous idea. [chuckles] so do i. we're going to dinner tonight, aren't we? mm-hm. tonight, tomorrow nigh

you want tony nelson to be happy, don't you? you know i do. and you know he's not going to be happy unless he's an astronaut. what do you want me do to? lie a little. [ ] good evening, master. oh, hi, jeannie. hi. pardon me. packing, huh? yeah, yeah. i think i found a buyer for the house. oh, that's great. great. mm. i've grown very fond of this place. yeah, yeah, me too. well, just think how exciting it will be living in columbus, ohio. yeah. i wonder what your new life will be like. i don't know. i-i can show you if you like. show me what? would you like to see you in your new job? no, not particularly. oh, you mean you wouldn't like to-- to see what it's like in a typical day in the future? say, a, uh, year from now? could you do that? of course. well, it might be kind of interesting. oh... oh, yes, you're gonna be very happy, huh? shall we show him his new job? mm-hm. yeah. there. oh, look, you gotta take a look at this. now, i will put a drachma in. a drach--? what is this thing? i thought you were all out of drachmas. well, just turn the

and tony nelson is sam's mother substitute. that's right, general. after all, major nelson has worked very closely with sam. sam's animal instincts told him... that he was being placed in jeopardy. and he felt an overwhelming need for the warmth and comfort of the maternal bosom. how does that sound to you, sir? it sounds to me as though you've been seeing too many jungle pictures. um... i-i-is that gonna take you long, uh... sam. sam. you wouldn't like another electrician to help you, would you? i'm no electrician. i'm a scientist. a scientist, huh? yeah. it's a beautiful success story. i'm the first scientist in our family. one of my brothers made it big in show business. maybe you saw him on the jerry lewis show. mm, no, i-- i don't think i caught it. uh-- y-you're gonna-- you're gonna be able to, uh, put that back together, aren't you? [buzz] uh, will you excuse me, please? hello, major nelson here. oh, hello, dr. bellows. [guttural grunts] huh? just a minute. y-you, uh-- you say sam's escaped? you think he's on his way over here. well, w-why? huh

i'd like to make tony nelson a star, take him to hollywood. i've got a part in the next picture that he'd be perfect for. i'm sure that major nelson would never be interested in going to hollywood. i was hoping he might have a vacation coming on. allen: i've worked with the biggest stars in this business, and he's a natural if i ever saw one. he'll be the biggest star in hollywood. you really think so? i know so. allen: he has a quality that nobody teaches you. it's a gift. well, i always thought he was colorful, but... shines right out at ya. blinds ya. doctor, you put him on the screen, and he'll have every woman in the country swooning. me, bigger than rock hudson? [mutters] hm. yes? yeah, major healey. right. oh, all right. thank you very much. nobody's seen him since. shall i go look for major healey? allen: no. i have a better idea. we'll shoot this scene without him. jeannie: but i'm sure i can find him. let's not press our luck. we'll make it now. we'll pick it up right over here. hi, hi, hi. how's it going? good morning. good morning,

mitchell. the famous captain tony thompson. nelson. oh, well, i'm impressed. henry, i never thought i'd get to meet a real live astronaut. we--well, i never thought i'd get to meet a real-life... rita mitchell. i'm giving a little cocktail party tonight in your honor at my house. um, shall we say 7:00? oh, 7:00 will be fine. good. o-oh, and of course, you're invited too. oh, thank you. it will be a welcome change from staying home alone with my bottle. [coughs] they're ready for you, ms. mitchell. oh, yes. [ ] oh, there you are, darling. come in. i am sorry we are late, but captain nelson had much dictating to do. i'm three olives ahead of you. [both chuckle] this is captain nelson's secretary. and i think maybe i'm in the wrong business. [laughs] maybe you're in the wrong business. isn't she scrumptious? this is jeannie jeannie. a name worth repeating. this is hubie, and this is chris daily. how do you do? tracy: tell me, how long have you been a secretary? uh, since noon. oh? and where did you study stenography? uh, where did i study, uh, what? i've always b

nelson. well, i think it's a question of what tony needs more: a wife or a genie. a wife. all right, men. right down this way, men. what's happening? we're taking major nelson to emergency surgery. this is dr. benson, the state inspector of hospitals. why, i cannot let them operate on him. well, a wife can't cure appendicitis. but a genie can. oh, well, i'm not one to be married anyway. [tony shouts in pain] you better hurry up, or there's not going to be enough of him left for either of you. lahalabah, listen well while i break this magic spell seema roojo kemakawn uh... [circus music playing over speaker] oh, i must have said the wrong words. oh, thank you. benson: get a syringe ready. automobile accident? no. just clumsy. he's got a broken wrist, a broken ankle, and acute appendicitis. doctor, where's jeannie? if you'll just get ahold of jeannie, you'll see that none of this is necessary. oh. young man, be quiet. you are sicker than you think. oh! jeannie? we're back where we started from. i think i know what i did wrong. lahalabah hear my shame return the spell from whence it came from

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nelson! five, four... tony: stop the launch! stop it! stop that launch! stop--! [engines roaring] goodbye, jeannie. goodbye. man [over speaker]: three, two, one, zero. there's gotta be some way of stopping that thing. jeannie! jeannie! beautiful. just beautiful. oh. roger, jeannie's locked in the moon safe. she-- she's on her way to the moon. every time i see one of those things, i get a lump in my throat. she was counting on us, roger, and we let her down. look at that thing move. don't you understand?! jeannie's gone. uh, no, she-- no, she isn't. what a perfect blastoff. we let her down, roger. she's gonna be up there all alone. she's gonna be helpless. she-- what'd you say? you know the moon safe jeannie was locked in? yeah? well, it wasn't loaded in the rocket. they brought it out. no, something else. no, no. jeannie's right here in the safe, right here. i made a switch. you're kidding! you did?! [laughs] really? where is she? she's in the final assembly room. what's gotten into you? come on! ah, what a beautiful, beautiful-- come on! roger: wait. wait a minu

nelson. she was a beautiful blond with long hair. tony: a blond? uh, did you see a blond? no. well, of course not. i hate blonds. are there some experiments with weightlessness at the base that i haven't been informed about? he's doing it again. dr. bellows! doing what, custer? he was just this high off the floor. is your mother's bugle broken, custer? custer: oh, come on, captain. do it again. can you go up anytime you want? oh, don't be ridiculous. custer: there he goes again, doctor. custer, tomorrow we're gonna have your eyes checked. uh, we'll be running along, now. i'm sorry to have bothered you, captain. anytime, dr. bellows. custer: i wish he'd teach me how to float like that. there he goes again! you'll feel much better when we get those glasses fitted. all right, jeannie, put me down. to help preserve our environment. i got involved. i boosted tourism in my farm community by i got involved. i enjoy gardening and love delivering a fresh supply of produce and flowers to a local shelter. i got involved. young volunteers have a winning spirit that we think is worth celeb

tony: oh, no. no, wait-- whoa! what is--? major-- major nelson. what is this all about? well, i, uh-- bellows: you'll find that major nelson has an explanation for almost everything. uh, you can explain it, can't you? [giggling] well... uh. i'm afraid i'm gonna have to tell you the truth, sir. i know what you're going to tell me. had been used for the bank robbery, you tracked down the bank robbers and captured them single-handedly. right, major? i couldn't have explained it better myself, sir. i really don't understand you, major nelson. in fact, i never have. we've been through some baffling experiences before, but this-- this is incredible. would you mind telling me what you're doing in armor? never mind. all i can say is that i've never been so relieved in my life. thank you. congratula-- i-- [sighs] oh. he's done it to me again. green acres is the place to be farm livin' is the life for me land spreadin' out so far and wide keep manhattan, just give me that countryside new york is where i'd rather stay i get allergic smelling hay i just adore a penthouse view darlin

he's mark poston, who's coached the past three seasons at nelson county and is a former eastern montgomery head coach. sprint cup champ tony stewart has been hospitalized with a back injury after an all-terrain vehicle accident on the west coach sunday. 3 dennis the lynchburg school board approved the appointment of elizabeth masencup as new e.c. glass athletic director. cup. that is a look at sports. >> melissa: look at your weather. steady to heavy rain moving in the heart of virginia. you see that steady rain moving along the i-81 corridor. next batch will medicare it here in the next couple of hours. have that rain gear ready. we have the marginal risk. darker green color that the storm prediction center issued to the south and the east of our viewing area. main threats for us locally will be the heavy rain and the gusty wind up to 30 miles per hour. for the afternoon. i want to look at future cast wind gusts into the day. by lunch gusts up to 20 miles per hour. winds will relax later tonight. behind the front. will be breezy over night and thursday. not going to deal with that gusty wind. rainfall totals we have been

mark poston, who's coached the past three seasons at nelson county and is a former eastern montgomery head coach. 3 three-time nascar sprint cup champ tony stewart has been hospitalized with a back injury after an all-terrain vehicle accident on the west coach sunday. 3 dennis the lynchburg school board approved the appointment of elizabeth athletic director. 3 pattie plasma when hillary clinton faced an audience to claim victory in iowa - someone making faces behind her back tried to steal the show. who was that guy with stickers all over him? jeanne moos caught up with "sticker boy." 3 i'm sure hillary clinton wanted the audience to chew over her speech,(hillary clinton, (d) presidential candidate) "and we have to be united."but maybe not quite so literally.(jeanne moos, new york) "what are the different nicknames you've had?(peter clinkscales, "sticker boy") "i've gotten sticker boy, sticker man...idiot, that's a popular one."18-year old peter clinkscales masticated throughout hillary's speech. (hillary clinton, (d) presidential candidate) "an drake university freshman bopped his neck.(hillary candidate) "we have the opportunity to do

but, sir, tony's been looking forward to this vacation for a long time. no, major healey. i'm not going on my vacation, major nelson's not going on his vacation. we're gonna do these tests and that's final. oh, morning, sir. good morning. yes, i see you are. it'll take us about six weeks to get through all this stuff. yes. [whistling] what are you so happy about, major? oh, uh, good music always does that to me, sir. i just heard a new singing group. [chuckling] they're fantastic. this new singing group? yes, sir. uh, tommy boyce and bobby hart. they're really great. well, shall we go to work on this? you mean they're here? yes. in cocoa beach? yes. oh, there's the new inversion chart i've been looking for. i knew you had that in here-- are they available? who? the singing group? oh, yes, yes. i imagine so. uh, you see the pch starts-- major, will you stop changing the subject? well, i thought this was the subject, sir. where can i get hold of them? i believe they're on their way over to your house. why do you keep putting these things in my way? you know, tomorrow afternoon i'm going to take them to see phil spector

nelson for the recipe? the orange sauce, oh-- and i'd like the recipe for the creamed caramel. you couldn't beat it. shall we take our coffee into the living room? yes. excuse us. tony: oh, that was wonderful. amanda, you don't remember-- bellows: excuse me. remember the sauce... ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. oh, that was wonderful. i'll help you clear the table. oh, it would only take me a second. oh, i keep forgetting. [both laugh] and believe me, i like it better this way. oh. [indistinct chatter] no, no. oh, thanks. oh, alfred, darling. look at that beautiful rug. beautiful. jeannie made it in her weaving class. made it? oh. allow me, dear. you're certainly a lucky man, colonel nelson. i think so, sir. last night we had meatloaf. [chuckles] alfred makes marvelous meatloaf. [all laughing] jeannie, that's a beautiful dress. where did you get it? oh, thank you. i made it. oh, she makes all her own clothes. ma--? oh, for heaven's sake. she wanted to make all of his uniforms, but he wouldn't let her. we had to draw the line somewhere. she's adding an extra room to the house, too. what? she's wonderful with her hands. and to think i was against this marriage. why were you against t

senator bill nelson, ranking member on science, comers, science, and transportation has said to avoid taking any action compromise the market. a diverse group of 25 representatives led by tony cardenas has counseled restraint, saying it is important for the government to not be overly prescriptive in regulation. they have warned it could upset the delicate system that and.ates the copyright representative doug collins and others have expressed their concerns over the proposals effect ony adverse minority and religious content creators. i wish they had listened to these instead of plodding ahead. >> thank you. riley. mr. o'reilly: over the years, i have spent considerable time on policy issues involving set-top boxes. the current landscape has led me to conclude set-top boxes are a relic of the past. waye already well on their to the video rental store. so why, in 2016, with the commission be doing a set-top box item, maintaining its puttingry control by legislation on this. in recent weeks, a steady stream about unlocking the box. has aommission propaganda hard time staying on message. this particular catchphrase papers over the destructive commissionthe proceeds to adopt t

bill nelson, has told us to avoid taking any action that could ultimately threaten the vibrant market for quality video programming. diverse group of 25 democratic representatives led by congressman tony counseled restraint saying it's important for the government not to be overly prescriptive in regulation. others warned that this proceeding could upset the delegate system that underlies the creation, licensing and distribution of copyrighted television programming and potentially jeopardize efforts to jeopardize infringement. anticipate rifs collins, shu, smith, schiff and walters have expressed their concerns over the proposal's potentially adverse impacts on independent, minority and religious content creators. i wish the commission had listened to these voices rather than plowing ahead with a flawed proposal because it does not ri n n'tively dissent. thank you, mr. chairman. >> commissioner o'reilly. >> thank you, commissioner. over the years i have spent time on the proposal of set-top box. past experience along with surveying the current video landscape led me to conclude that the set-top box are relic of the past. they are already well on their way to the fate of the video ren