i'm like a tony robbins for really clumsy people. any woman can beat a man in arm wrestling. ready? (snickers) watch this. all right. you ready? hey, i'm telling you right now, there ain't no way. all right. ready? go. go. (smacks) (laughing) (speaks indistinctly) that is not funny. (man laughs) (groans) (speaks indistinctly) oh, no! (tom) i'm pretty sure that's the frame for the tent they're supposed to be putting up. and i'm also pretty sure they're gonna be sleeping under the stars tonight. (woman) the christening of the fish tank. you know what you don't put in a saltwater tank? a freshwater phone. (man) what's going on? (man speaks indistinctly) (woman gasps) oh, god. oh, fancy. he's got a top-of-the-hill sled and a bottom-of-the-hill sled. whoa! (woman, high-pitched voice) all right, are you ready? let's go. let's go. let's go. let's go. (claps hands together) come on. you want the ball? (laughs) nice shoes. i hope he doesn't jimmy choo them. (woman) you want the ball? let's go play ball. (woman laughing) hold on. hold on. hold on. (laughs) around here, when we need som