and tony shalhoub is a living legend. who's tony shalhoub? fiona's mom would totally go out with you. i'll ask her to lunch. great. she's super nice and has really big boobs. or dinner. these are good guys, ultimately. even frank, who's just womanizing his way through this apartment complex. this is my new friend may and her daughter jill. she's a sure thing. come on, let's, uh, let's let these two get to know each other. these are 4 broken guys who really have found each other, and they're a support group. they're out there living it. [laughing] i'm taking off my shirt! who wants to break into a catholic school? hoo! god, i'm a giant! oh, no fair in war and love. no, no, no, no, no! unh! oh, nun! nun! why are we running? is she chasing us? because it's awesome! i love you guys. we're men and we love each other! ha ha ha ha! aah! aah! aah! hi, i'm christy and i'm an alcoholic. all: hi, christy. some mothers teach their daughters how to bake. mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady. aren't you a little old to be b

cal penn is in denial and tony shalhoub is sort of the extend master. the story's told through his eyes. >> did you take a break from acting to go to law school? >> i did. i went to southwestern law school in los angeles. >> why would you do that? >> you nknow, i just -- my wife was working a lot. >> your wife would be -- >> rebecca romaine. hi, honey. how are you. hope those kids weren't a hassle this morning. oh, there they are. but my wife was working, we have two kids, a state at home-dad and i was kind of antsy. i was. going to take a job for a year and a half so i took the lsats. >> how old are the twins? >> they're almost 5. >> there they are. >> you tell a funny story you go on the playground to see what other kids are doing yunld look at your kids kboond okay, they're a little crazy. >> there they are. that's them before they go to music class. they're great. very pretty. not the smartest, but -- no. they're -- >> they're a lot of fun. >> now that they're talking, it's getting a little easier. >> now that they're talking? they're 5. >> i know.