tonya harding ! tonya: if the guy recognizes you, then obviously, you're had.ybe you should try another supermarket or convenience store or maybe not at all. how about that one ? yeah. narrator: despite his complete lack of cunning and guile, the thief remains at large. billy: the good news is, this guy's a regular, and that is the key to small-business success, getting people in the store, week after week, even if it's just to rob you. narrator: coming up, a shoplifter with big ambitions. nick: it's not a harmonica, you dummy. it's a guitar. narrator: and... commentator: yeah, let me get some more of this win for life. man: how are you gonna explain that ? hey, i just spend $400,000 on tickets. narrator: plus... billy: at least they didn't have to search his pockets. narrator: when "the world's dumbest criminals" continues. but put a ring of cheese in the crust and...jackpot! (announcer) introducing pizza hut's new stuffed crust pan pizza. your favorite pan pizza with a jackpot of melted cheese in the crust. a large one topping is just $10.99. pizza hut. ameri

tonya: she comes back in the store... mock commentator: can i get some help here ?nya: to buy a pack of cigarettes with the money she had just stolen from this donation jar. mock commentator: can i just get a pack of lights ? yeah, those, right-- yeah. judy: "oh, your father's dead "and you need to pay "for the funeral ? "oh, great, can i have " marlboro 100s ? "have a great day, good luck, good luck." narrator: the curtain finally falls a few days later, as the villain is arrested at a nearby hotel. judy: she is so ( bleep ) burning in hell, this one. this is beyond burning in hell. mock commentator: thanks, bye-bye. brad: your mother is so proud right now. narrator: a florida man arrives at a local convenience store, but finds it closed for the night. mock commentator: man, ahh... narrator: he desperately needs to get inside, so he takes drastic action. what would a man need so desperately that he'd risk jail time ? mock commentator: ahh... ohh... ohh... loni: criminals for safe sex ! mock commentator: let's go... well, there it is. here goes nothing. nick: i hope

tonya: what is this guy thinking ? i mean, are they gonna accept weed as part of a bet ?mock commentator: what's up ? it's legitimate, man ! todd: well, he ran out of money and decided he wants to put a bag of pot on the thing. and he was so stoned that he didn't realize that he'd done something wrong. mock commentator: that doesn't look like chips. sir, i can't accept that. leif: i'm moving to fresno tomorrow, 'cause i wanna be able to go to a casino where we can lay down bud to gamble with. mock commentator: let's go, give me a card, man. here's two dirty syringes. mock commentator: see, i'm giving you too much, too. you should've taken it while you could. todd: he goes, "oh, i put too much weed," so he grabs a couple of buds out, puts some buds on there, and the security camera's like, "what just happened ?" mock commentator: let's go, take it. it's a baggie of pot, zoo, wise up and take it. chuck: "how about-- "let me see... "one, two, four buds. "four buds and a roach. what's that gonna get me ?" five to ten, dumb-ass. narrator: the casino calls the cops, but this "h

. >> tonya is with us in indiana. what do you make of this? >> caller: i think this is going to be probably one of the worst sellers in "playboy." kudos to him. his boss is going to be so happy. he gets paid to say that. i think it was a horrible idea. i think it's, you know, inappropriate. >> this is very -- it's fantastic. you know, this is fantastic. i'm so glad you have qualified media experts on cnn who have a profound understanding of the media and newsstand. thank you. >> let me read the ceo, scott planter saying this. obviously tongue in cheek. obviously. it had never been done. and we hot it would be kind of hip, cool and unusual. kelly, do you find it hip, cool and unusual? >> i do. like i said, the whole cougar trend in hollywood right now is really popular. you've got courtney cox bringing it back. demi moore is making it cool. and marge simpson gets big numbers. everyone's talking about it on the internet right now. she's one of the most iconic females in history. so why fought give it a shot. am i going to be running out to see h

tonya acker. but first lisa versacci. i know it's difficult to talk about this story. why did you get involved in the life of this young man named cory when he was 6 years old. and how do you feel about the fact that he's now 24 and right now as we speak in prison? >> well, first off, i'm devastated he's in prison. it's turned my life upside down because i love him very, very much. and i got involved -- it wasn't an intellectual decision, it was just put on my heart right after the los angeles riots to find a little boy to help prevent him from getting into gangs. and that was the reason to help someone from getting into gangs. give him a little extra love, little bit of guidance. but you know, he's not a criminal. he's wound up in jail anyway. and it just feels like in some communities, there's just no choice for the young men. that's where they're going to go no matter what. >> judge karen mills francis, you have obviously handled hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of cases. is this sort of a metaphor with what's happening in our criminal justice system where if a ki

tonya: atm stands for "automatic teller machine." and it's... ( bleep ). nick: that'll get on. that was nice and clean nick: that'll get on. that was nice and clean and slightly funny. captioned by soundwriters™ narrator: you saw them get caught. officer: i got you on radar doing 50. man: i was not doing no 50 ! narrator: now they get their day in court. man: i'm fighting back ! narrator: first this couple got engaged. man: we were in mexico at the time. dave: this is your fiancé ? woman: yes. narrator: but now he's enraged. man: i didn't do it. find the guy who did. hire another cop and pull the ( honk ) vehicle over. dave: you're out of line. narrator: plus this sassy brunette wants to go to law school. woman: who does this happen to ? are you kidding me ? narrator: but maybe she should start thinking about traffic school. woman: observed-- it's-- bluh ! dave: i'm sorry-- what did you say ? woman: bluh ! narrator: they're fighting mad. dave: let's do this. narrator: right now on "speeders fight back." dave: guilty. man: what kind of kangaroo court dave: guilty. man: what kind

. >> and did tonya -- a virginia man was sentenced for selling dogfighting videos.e said his first amendment rights were violated, and the supreme court agreed with him. they will resolve this question in a matter of months. trace: the president spoke to some intelligence people today but never mention the war in afghanistan. mike emanuel is on the north lawn. >> that is right, he never mentioned afghanistan. i asked robert gibbs about that, and he said it was not a geography bee to name every nation around the world. however, many reporters thought that it was noteworthy in could have been included. trace: thank you. martha: this is a fox news alert. we are about two minutes away from president obama meeting with congressional leaders. they will sit down and discuss what the next step in afghanistan is. in an interview, his defense secretary, robert gates, made clear what the commander in chief will not do. he said -- then we heard from hillary clinton. she says -- meanwhile, in the "washington post" an op-ed says this -- let's bring in michael hammond from the bro

. >>> tonya is with us.lo, tonya. >> caller: hello, clark. >> you are stuck with something that sticks to people like glue. what is that yuckey thing? >> caller: pmi, private mortgage insurance. the letter i received says there has to be verification the property value has not declined. which in this economy i'm believing it would not have. and then i have to go through an evaluator of the company's choosing, which they're saying is $410. and i wanted to know from you if that may be negotiable and in this economy, with the property values, is it even worth me pursuing? >> well, they probably explained there are two procedures for dumping pmi. one is appraising out, as you just described, and the second method is the one that the lender cannot keep you from dumping pmi. and that is once you have paid off 22% of the amount of money you borrowed. no matter what, regardless of what happened with the value of your home, they can't stop you from petitioning them and forcing them to remove your pmi. >> caller: oh,

i wanted to nominate tonya vojtkofs vojtkofsky, aka minsk. she cofounded the first women's roller derby track league. a not for profit organization that has donated over $50,000 to local women children and charities. even though her main goal is community, it ended up being so much more. i don't think she really knows how much her vision has changed so many of her derby sister lives. when we put on our skates, we get to be whoever we want. from all your derby sisters, we love you, minsky, you are truly a breakthrough woman. hugs and slugs, pink panther. >>> conservative talk show host rush limbaugh and the reverend al sharpton could not be farther apart politically, but they might be coming together very soon, in court. >>> criminal charges are on the way in the balloon boy case right now. and authorities may give more details on that during their news conference later today. authorities were seen entering and leaving the heene's family home in colorado this morning. richard heene and his wife insist that thursday's incident was not a hoax. b

this is tonya bailey and i want to send this salute to my husband staff sergeant antron bailey.ee weeks before our second daughter was born and he hasn't met her yet. we are all so proud and miss you every second of every day. we can't wait until you're home with us and can finally meet our daughter and we can be a family again. we love you and are so proud of you and pray for you every day. hurry home to us. >> tanya, thank you. if you have somebody in the service cnn.com/robin. >>> a crucial vote today could shape your health care for decades after months of debate and back room negotiations. the senate finance committee will finally vote on its health care bill and we know this stuff is complicated so correspondent richard lui, why is this bill so hyped, so important? >> good morning. this is the only bill that republicans helped create. now think of today's vote as a litmus test as to how closely all sides are working together or not. it is the most conservative bill they have to offer so far if they stand any chance of getting bipartisan support it starts today. so far demo

this is tonya bailey. three weeks before our second daughter was born and hasn't met her yet. can't wait until you're home with us and can finally meet our daughter and we can be a family again. we love you and are so proud of you. we pray for you every day. hurry home to us. >> if you have somebody in the service we'd be honored to salute them. go to cnn.com/robin. >>> after more than a year of ugly infighting, martin luther king jr.'s children will avoid a trial that would have made the family's money issues public. they reached a settlement late last night. they sued dexter king last july, accusing him of mishandling money from the family's estate. now a temporary custodian will be appointed to run it. >>> the feds have a new tool to find fugitives. it's in your wallet. fbi agents in north carolina are scanning millions of digital driver's license photos with this new facial recognition software. they say it already led them to a homicide suspect. federal law gives agents access to dmv data bases. criti

tonya, what's your beef with gwen and the way this is packaged here? >> well, first of all, i think it's really indicative of what's going on in america today, that they even created a homeless doll. but i think there's a fine line that can be crossed when you do something like this. there is the risk of stereotyping. and also, there's the risk of teaching people that homelessness is an inevitable fact of life in america. it's not okay to have a homeless child in this country today. it's not okay. >> got you. >> and it's not okay for a doll to be homeless. >> herb smith, you think this is a good idea, about 30 seconds? is this the best way to teach our kid about the homeless, the plight of those suffering poverty? >> my comment related to the fact that if a person's going to buy a $95 doll in the first place, it is an appropriate way and culturally appropriate context to teach young women about the economic issues in this country. not that i'm in favor of the $95 doll. >> right. okay. good point on that. let's take a quick break. we want to hear from y

first, straight out to my fantastic expert panel tonya acker, attorney and blogger for the huffingtonost, dr. rief carrine, terry liles, psychologist and crisis expert, tom ruskin, spokesman for the schuler family and former new york city investigator. and joining me on the phone, michael ayman, reporter for "newsday." michael, you've heard the tapes. what are the most significant new comments coming out of these newly released calls? >> well, i think that the most significant new thing that we heard today was the attempts by the new york state police to track diane schuler's cell phone. there was some attempt made to contact verizon, which is diane schuler's cell phone carrier, to ping the cell phone and get some kind of location so they could send out patrol cars and find that minivan full of children. but it's not clear to me if they were -- if all of these efforts were happening too late. she did crash at 1:35 p.m., and i'm not sure exactly when these calls took place. >> so, the horror of all this is that they knew there was a problem and they were trying to connect the cell phon

when i first heard robin meade announce the segment on break through woman i wanted to nominate tonya vojtkofsky. she co-founded the first women's flat track roller derby league a not for profit organization who has donated to women and children's charities. her main goal is community, it ended up being so much more. i don't think she really knows how much her vision has changed so much of her derby sister's lives. when we put on her skates we get to be whoever we want. from all your derby sisters, we love you, you are truly a break through woman. thanks for making this a reality. hugs and slugs, pink panther. >>> breaking news out of ft. collins, colorado, where the larimer county sheriff just announced momented ago that the balloon boy saga was a hoax. he will likely charge them with making a false report, child endangerment and possibly federal charges. evidence shows they staged the situation that had millions believing their 6-year-old son, falcon, had floated away on a balloon the family made in their yard. during the investigation he learned the henne met in acting school and t

the subcommittee staff includes tonya, robert, joseph, james, casey and our detainee from the corps of engineers, lauren. i also want to thank richard patrick of my staff and rob lair and kevin jones of the minority staff. and nancy fox and kathryn haslet of mr. frelinghuysen's staff. mr. speaker, i urge the unanimous support of the house for the adoption of this conference report, and i reserve the balance of my time. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman reserves the balance of his time. the gentleman from new jersey. mr. faleomavaega: -- mr. frelinghuysen: thank you, mr. speaker. i rise in support of the conference agreement for h.r. 3183. i yield myself such time as i may consume. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman is recognized. mr. frelinghuysen: i'd like to thank vice chairman pastor for his friendship and leadership. it's been a good working partnership. i'd like to thank all the staff on the subcommittee as well as in my office and his for their dedication and hard work. on the majority side, john, clerk, joe levin, bob wednesday al, lauren. on the minority, rob blair, ke