you gotta like this, the girlfriend and the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.gh) kill me. it wouldn't help. the human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death. (snickers) guys, sorry i'm late. i have amazing news. bernadette, before you change the subject, does anyone have any final comments on leonard's faulty digestive system? so, what's your news, bernadette? the thesis committee accepted my doctoral dissertation. i'm getting my phd! wow! oh, congratulations. wow, so that means you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, and howard, you know a lot of doctors. (chuckling) congratulations, honey. thank you. so, howard, tell us, how's it feel knowing that when you two get married, you'll be referred to as mr. and dr. wolowitz? unless he takes bernadette's last name. and considering her advanced status, that could open some doors for him. please, this isn't about me. i'm proud of you. well, you'll really be proud of this. i was headhunted by a big pharmaceutical company. they're gonna pay me a buttload of money! what?