alangulon, listen, i don't mean e talking tora, princess of light, yonna, princess of victory, helena, princess of, um... damn it. i don't even remember what she was princess of, -i was so darn wasted. (chuckles) -can i... i got to go. wha-what's up? doesn't matter. look, what i've learned is that to get a woman, son, all you have to do is offer her some corn nuts. -corn nuts. -trust me, son, chicks love corn nuts. it makes all the sense in the world-- i mean, they're crunchy... -great. okay, i got to go. i'm at school. bye. (bell ringing) edie: it's not your garage anymore, zorn. er it. -edie: hey, sweetie. -hey. -hey, alan. hey, your dad called this morning to apologize-- did he reach you? yeah, he called, and then he tried to give me advice about girls. edie: your dad? (scoffs) first of all, you'd come to me if you needed advice about girls. -nope. -and second of all, he calls it -a "vajiba." -aah! don't say that. -well... -hey, craig, can i use that once you're finished grading? uh, not "grading," alan. grading implies the traditional letter system, which, as you know, i find limi