tori mcfarland. >> thank you, everybody. how sweet. welcome, everyone. welcome, everyone to comedy.tv. we have an amazing show. the best comics from around the

tori mcfarland. >> thank you, everybody. how sweet. welcome, everyone. welcome, everyone to comedy.tv. we have an amazing show. the best comics from around the country right here tonight. yes, yes. i'm a vegan. yes. i don't want to preach for too long about this, but i believe in a cruelty-free lifestyle. some of you may want to check it's very hard to do. i can't eat any animal or animal by-products at all. it's hard. i do cheat a little. i eat veal. it's so tender! how do they get it like that? our first comedian is from new york city. please welcome michael summerville. >> thank you very much. my name is michael summerville. i will tell you about myself. i grew up the youngest of three boys. everyone thinks the youngest has it easy. not true. when you don't get parents that ignore you. i was born. they were like, your name is michael. there's food in the fridge. they already had two boys. nobody wants another boy. my brothers wanted a dog. even grandma ignored me. my grandma drinks a bottle of gin and tells me i like familiar. thank you, gram. then co