there's not new months, like "rectober" and "toyotathon," which i'm sure he tried.they're like, "what ? what are you talking about ?" "never mind. "i'm gonna go to the ranch. "i'll see you in seven weeks. "that storm cut my last one short." okay, first of all, daylight savings time was created for farmers, and there's only four of them left, so i don't think they warrant half the calendar year. i say keep it 50-50. but instead of one hour forward-- ready, ready ? five hours forward. suck it ! by the way, if you ever have a job where you have to give speeches in front of people, pepper in the phrase, "suck it." very empowering. just be like, "as you can see "from our powerpoint "presentation-- suck it." and your client's will be like, "did he, did he say 'suck it' ? "i like this guy. he's a go-getter." okay, i say change from one to five hours forward, because people with 9-to-5 jobs, you've gotten so selfish and complacent with the daylight. you get it all the time. people that work at night, 1/3 of this country-- according to a survey i made up for this joke-- we g