and a special appearance by tracy morgan.e cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, what else can i say? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, welcome to the show. once again, you've warmed my heart to the point where -- i have a cold. that's why i have this box of tissues with animals that i'm allergic to on them. that's what they do. they -- you see the dog and immediately your nose starts running and you use more. bastards. i'll tell you what, i'm glad we're not on the east coast right now, no matter how good the pizza is. another big storm is on the way. five inches are expected in new york and new england. some areas expecting up to 30 inches of snow. i think it's clear now that god is punishing us for "jersey shore," right? we're sorry. some weather reporters are predicting what they call a snow hurricane, which i don't think exists. i have never heard of it. i think i saw it on the cocktail menu at tgi fridays once. meanwhile, the americans best qualified to get through a hurricane of s

this is tracy morgan style. >>reporter: his responsibilities come more in the form of firing off jokes rather than bullets. after all this is a comedy. 2 brock line detective embark on investigation eventually leading them to a show down with a cold hearted gangster. this is the first time kevin smith directed a film that he didn't write. >> i mean i have the tools necessary to know how to make a flick. marry that to an affection for and life long study of this particular area i think i might be able to handle it. it was strange where somebody would have to be like it's done. clean. gun check. kevin smith film that's weird. >>reporter: it's rated r. probably a lot of gun check on the set of the next movie the crazy. in the new thrill era toxin takes over an iowa town. resident turn into violent psycho paths. the crazy is rated r. in the disaster movie 2012 the end of the world is the beginning of an adventure. now the box office phenomenon is coming to dvd. we'll talk about it on monday. i'm kandace, that's the

he's part of tracy morgan's character entourage. in real life he's undergoing dialysis waiting for a kidney transplant. with him is kevin brown, who plays dot.com on "30 rock." in real life they are good friends, he and "grizz." grizzwald, when did this kidney problem start? >> i got diagnosed with hypertension, i was about 24 years old. i was immature and really didn't pay attention to, you know, what the doctors told me. in a sense the doctors didn't explain the seriousness of hypertension and, you know, no one told me that it was going to affect my kidneys and i could end up having diabetes and things of that nature. >> larry: what were you supposed to do that you didn't do that might have prevented this? >> well, first thing i could have kept my weight down. secondly, i could have saw the signs. you know, because, you know, every person has a bunch of signs that they get and, you know, some of the signs are swelling of the ankles, you know, metallic taste in your mouth. things like that. and i could have taken the medicine but n

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>> well, my friend's doing quite well, believe it or not, but before i answer the question, tracy morgan dared me to call you lare. so, lare, my friend is hanging in there. >> larry: okay, kev. >> yeah, lare. >> larry: you're not able to -- you're not able to give your friend one of your kidneys? >> you know what, we haven't gotten to that point yet, you know? the point that we were at for the last, i guess, year now, is getting grizz to the right weight where the doctors would even agree to do the surgery. you following what i'm saying? >> larry: grizz, you have to be lighter in order to get a kidney? >> we, when i first came down with the sickness currently i was 505 pounds. they will not, i repeat, they will not do the kidney transplant at that weight. i had to bring myself down to a reasonable weight anywhere from 300 to 350 pounds in order to have the kidney transplant. >> larry: what are you now? >> i'm actually right now at 350. >> larry: kevin, if you -- what do you have to match? blood type? what has to match to make someone a kidney donor? >> well, from what i understand, they