trent goust. trent? >> thank you, jimmy. big news indeed. while dwight howard is the big name in this trade, the lakers also acquired rookie point guard tom hanks in exchange for two boiled carrots and a side salad. hanks is an american actor best know for his signature long blond hair, falsetto voice and neck tattoos. that's your sports report. my name is stephanie williams and i'm a 17-year-old girl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, trent." ♪ >> hello, i'm michael fitzpatrick. there have been a series of muggings perpetrated by a man who was identified as being 6'2" with long hair and a ponytail. i tried to grow my hair long, too, ever since i saw a singer in a cool band at a rock 'n' roll concert. he was singing -- ♪ oh baby drive me crazy and the guitar was like -- [ makes guitar noises ] he looked so awesome with his long hair and sleeveless shirt. anyway, the suspect is still on the loose. ♪ >> jimmy: that was "globe news." now, let's check in with our weatherman, gary. how you doing, gary? >> not too good, jimmy. i have a fungus, and it's starting to spread all around -- >> jimmy: all right. thank you so much, gary. folks, i want to take a moment to honor a man who has been part of the "night news now" team for over 35 years. today is his last day, and he's up in the control room right now. thank you for everything you've done, francis. >> what? am i being fired? >> roll the graphic, francis. >> i don't want to ro