like it's a trespassing coyote. [laughter] in the very first poll perry has an 11-point lead. eleven! jim, let's turn the governor's collar up to 11. [laughter] this early lead is no surprise considerin' the straight shootin' perry's been doin' on the campaign trail. >> we're calling today on the president of the united states to put a moratorium on regulations across this country, because his regulations, his epa regulations are killing jobs all across america. >> stephen: yes. any candidate can say the environmental protection agency is killing jobs. but only parry goes the extra step, and says it while killing the environment with his idling bus. [laughter] and folks -- [cheers and applause] true, true. and -- can i almost smell it and he's right. epa regulations are killing jobs. i recently had to fire my asbestos taster. it's a shame. he really needs the health insurance. [laughter] so tonight, i toast governor perry's call to end regulation with this champagne flute of lead paint. [laughter] [cheers and applause] mmm. semi gloss? [laughter] the more i drink, the more sen