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from then on, everyone knew one-testicle trev was in our school. they knew me. they all knew me. because this is such a major moment on vice president harris' trip, we go live to our very own ronny chieng. who is in the demilitarize zone. ronny, how is it going over there? >> it's going very well. thanks so much for sending me here. great assignment. not racist at all. anyway, vice president was just here, and she just walked up to the border with giant binoculars and stared at north korea like a geopolitical pervert. honestly, trevor, i don't get it. why is she here? why am i here? why is anybody here? what are you guys looking for? do you think you're going to see something all the generals and sattelites missed. "look, look, they forgot to lock the gate. let's go! let's go now." a bunch of idiots. honestly, what is she looking3 at? what is it? let me look for myself. look, it's kim jong-un. looks like he's watching me on "the daily show." maybe that guy is not all that bad after all, hey, hey, kimmy, follow my back on i.g., man. anyway, the vice president was here to strengthe
from then on, everyone knew one-testicle trev was in our school. they knew me. they all knew me. because this is such a major moment on vice president harris' trip, we go live to our very own ronny chieng. who is in the demilitarize zone. ronny, how is it going over there? >> it's going very well. thanks so much for sending me here. great assignment. not racist at all. anyway, vice president was just here, and she just walked up to the border with giant binoculars and stared at north...
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you're like, "ha-ha, we got you, trev." it's getting hard to keep track of the extremist groups. the oath keepers, the proud boys, the patriot front. like the list never ends. i feel bad for extremists. they have to join all of these different groups, like they're subscribing to different streaming services. i wonder if they share accounts. "can i jump on your account for the k.k.k.+. i can't afford all these hate groups right now." we can talk more about how it almost doesn't matter if some elected officials are oath keepers, because there's an but we don't have the time for that, because while some people are trying to overthrow the government, a city in europe is trying to overthrow your diet. >> the dutch city of haarlem may be the world's first to ban most meat advertising. the greenlinks-- that's the green political party-- has faced opposition from the meat sector and some who say it stifles free speech. but it says meat ads need to be banned to prevent climate change. ( laughter ) >> trevor: but the dutch are weird. ( laughter ). no, they are. like drugs are legal, but th
you're like, "ha-ha, we got you, trev." it's getting hard to keep track of the extremist groups. the oath keepers, the proud boys, the patriot front. like the list never ends. i feel bad for extremists. they have to join all of these different groups, like they're subscribing to different streaming services. i wonder if they share accounts. "can i jump on your account for the k.k.k.+. i can't afford all these hate groups right now." we can talk more about how it almost...
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try and keep up, trev! ♪ hey, you said no blitz! you said no blitz!in the days when i was young, ♪ ♪ i'm not a kid anymore ♪ start playing... ...and never stop playing. you get the most from the game when you're having fun. who doesn't wanna become the talk of the town here? i'm billie eilish. wanna jam? ♪♪ here we go. ♪♪ this is an inspiring step forward. ♪♪ huzzah! yeah! ♪♪ we have a major case here. oh my god! ♪♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight will soon be known everywhere as the d.c. super hero "blue beatle." today he is here to talk about being in the new season of "cobra kai," which is streaming right now on netflix. >> she said she wanted to talk to me. >> what did she say exactly? >> "we should talk tonight." >> what? it says we should talk. brother, you're in deep. >> the last time we spoke we had a huge fight. >> "we should talk "is code for "i want to break up." not necessarily. she's big on communication. maybe sam actually does want to talk. >> we need more information. we should send
try and keep up, trev! ♪ hey, you said no blitz! you said no blitz!in the days when i was young, ♪ ♪ i'm not a kid anymore ♪ start playing... ...and never stop playing. you get the most from the game when you're having fun. who doesn't wanna become the talk of the town here? i'm billie eilish. wanna jam? ♪♪ here we go. ♪♪ this is an inspiring step forward. ♪♪ huzzah! yeah! ♪♪ we have a major case here. oh my god! ♪♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome...
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try and keep up, trev! ♪ hey, you said no blitz! you said no blitz!ng, ♪ ♪ i'm not a kid anymore ♪ start playing... ...and never stop playing. you get the most from the game when you're having fun. (applause). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." as you know, last week the immigration debate in america was reignited once again by ron desantis. florida governor and the dad of your school bully. you see for months now republican governors in arizona and texas have been trying to draw attention to border security by busing migrants to places like new york and chicago. but the desantis took things up a notch by hiring a plane to take 48 venezuelan my grants from texas and drop them off in martha's vineyard, and if desantis was looking for attention, he definitely got it. >> some democratic lawmakers want the justice department to open an investigation after 50 venezuelan migrants from flown to martha's vineyard last week. >> this morning a texas sheriff wanting a criminal investigation against florida governor ron desantis. >> massachusetts author
try and keep up, trev! ♪ hey, you said no blitz! you said no blitz!ng, ♪ ♪ i'm not a kid anymore ♪ start playing... ...and never stop playing. you get the most from the game when you're having fun. (applause). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." as you know, last week the immigration debate in america was reignited once again by ron desantis. florida governor and the dad of your school bully. you see for months now republican governors in arizona and texas have...
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.♪ try and keep up, trev! ♪ hey, you said no blitz! you said no blitz!get the most from the game when you're having fun. at chipotle, our garlic guajillo recipe brings a whole new dimension to steak. our most tender cuts, hand-seasoned and grilled fresh. mixed with garlic and guajillo peppers, finished with fresh lime and cilantro all new garlic, guajillo steak. it's a whole new dimension of flavor. shh! stealth mode? yeah. [cricket sounds] shh! shh! [light switch clicks] don't pta meetings end at nine? -it ran... late. -oh got lost. the lexus rx built for modern families. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show, my guest tonight is an award-winning actor and singer you know from blackish and everything else, she's here to talk about her new book walking in my joy. please welcome the legendary jenifer lewis. (applause) >> howdy, howdy, handsome. >> oh. >> oh my god, don't think i'm not going to flirt. i am ready, ready. i wore this, look it. i wore skin. >> trevor: mice jenifer lewis, welcome back do "the daily show." >> thank you, pumpkin. >> trev
.♪ try and keep up, trev! ♪ hey, you said no blitz! you said no blitz!get the most from the game when you're having fun. at chipotle, our garlic guajillo recipe brings a whole new dimension to steak. our most tender cuts, hand-seasoned and grilled fresh. mixed with garlic and guajillo peppers, finished with fresh lime and cilantro all new garlic, guajillo steak. it's a whole new dimension of flavor. shh! stealth mode? yeah. [cricket sounds] shh! shh! [light switch clicks] don't pta meetings...
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try and keep up, trev! ♪ hey, you said no blitz! you said no blitz!never stop playing. you get the most from the game when you're having fun. ♪ any way you want it ♪ ♪ that's the way you need it ♪ ♪ any way you want it ♪ ♪ any way ♪ ♪ any way you want it ♪ ♪ that's the way you need it ♪ it's back america. applebee's all you can eat boneless wings. just $12.99. ♪ ♪ it's only worth it if you enjoy it. michelob ultra. ♪ ♪just the two of us♪ ♪we can make it if we try♪ ♪just the two of us♪ the lg washtower redefine laundry in half the space. ♪building castles in the sky♪ i wish that shaq was my real life big brother. turns out, some wishes do come true. they'll never know. and it turns out the general is a quality insurance company that's been saving people money for nearly 60 years. for a great low rate, and nearly 60 years of quality coverage- go with the general. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is currently running for governor of texas. he's also written a new book, "we've got to try: how the fight
try and keep up, trev! ♪ hey, you said no blitz! you said no blitz!never stop playing. you get the most from the game when you're having fun. ♪ any way you want it ♪ ♪ that's the way you need it ♪ ♪ any way you want it ♪ ♪ any way ♪ ♪ any way you want it ♪ ♪ that's the way you need it ♪ it's back america. applebee's all you can eat boneless wings. just $12.99. ♪ ♪ it's only worth it if you enjoy it. michelob ultra. ♪ ♪just the two of us♪ ♪we can make it if...