trevor! how's it going, man?cheers and applause) they tell me that i got the bad boy segment which makes sense because everybody knows i'm the bad boy on the staff. let me tell you, this isn't the first beer i've had this weeks thank you very much. now, we are the gangstas of 2015 who did what we wanted when we wanted and everyone loved us for us, so who am i adding to my bad boy crew? (bleep) no, the wrong kind of bad boy. i mean bad boy like smoking cigarettes and loitering outside the store. i want a real bad boy that can roll in my crew like this guy. (bleep). no. >> trevor: that's robert durst who kill all those people. >> i didn't mean bad boys like "bad" boys, i mean cool people like me, kind of dangerous but can still appeal to the kids. no! that's not what i meant! these guys are not in my crew! who makes these (bleep)? what is this? no! shut it down! sorry! trevor, i'm sorry! >> trevor: jordan, what the hell are you doing? didn't you rehearse? >> i skipped rehearsal because i'm a bad boy! >> trevor: oka

(cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah.e've got a great show for you tonight. our guest from the spike lee movie chi-raq and host nick canon is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first we start tonight in paris. >> president obama and 150 world leaders converge on paris, a city on lockdown with one mission to save the planet. >> trevor: that's right, the planet is dying. and now obama has to clean up everything. he has to clean up the job that captain planet and planeteers left behind. you remember these guys, right? >> earth, wind, fire and water! i applicant am captain planet! >> trevor: i still can't believe we put the safety of the earth in the hands of a blue guy with red underwear. of all of the powers, really, a heart ring? what are you going to do with the heart? theout rest of the rings control earth, wind, fire and water. no one would choose the heart ring. what, did you show up late to the movie where they gave out the rings? they just let you join as a make a wish thing? too bad the animals will say, i w

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, the host of bravo's "watch what happens," and and iandy cohen is here, ev! (applause) first, everyone warned me about brutal new york winters. they said, trevor, you're not going to be ready for it, man. when it comes in new york, dude, you are not going to be ready. december, you are not going to be ready. they were right. i totally wasn't ready for it. i didn't have any shorts. my tank tops were all in storage. i looked like an idiot out there this weekend! it was bright, it was warm, i even built a dirt man! which reminded me of africa. ahhh! good times, good times. as happy as i am with springtime in december, the world leaders in the paris climate summit disagreed with me. >> nearly 200 countries have signed on to the climate change agreement they hope will avert a global disaster. >> reaching an historic agreement. >> 196 countries came together at the u.n. climate change conference saying we're r we're tackling global warming and getting off of fossil fuels.

>> trevor: that's ridiculous.prove trump is jewish. >> trevor, let me put it this way. the man's cam was only supposed to last one month and by some miracle, it lasted for eight. >> trevor: we'll be right back. ♪ and they're off! well, that took a turn. what's the speed limit in here? dad! should we tell them there are more? they'll figure it out eventually. ("imperial march" playing) some networks promise "unlimited" data then they slow your downloads after just a gig or two. there! (laser fire) verizon doesn't slow your stuff. (laser fire) because when data is your only hope... if unsightly tartar buildup is giving your dog bad breath... try doggie dentures. now available in extra white! umm, you're kidding right? just give me dentastix. the dog treat that's clinically proven to reduce tartar buildup. (wooshing through snow) (carbonation fizz) unleash a refreshing citrus kick. do the dew. emerge restored. fortified. replenished. emerge everyday with emergen-c packed with b vitamins antioxidants, electrolytes plu

can i be real, trevor? >> trevor: be real. just be you, man. real. >> where are all the moderate white conservatives? i mean, come on! they've got a responsibility to step up and speak out against whis is because i'm sick of this! >> trevor: they already have. jeb bush called it unhinged. chris christie ridiculous, john kasich divisive, marco rubio offensive. >> we're now going to violate the constitutional rights of citizens because of donald trump? i don't think so. >> i do not comment on what's going on in the presidential election. i will take an exception today. this is not conservatism, not what this party stands for and, more importantly, it's not what this country stands for. >> trevor: you say, hasan, conservatives don't stand behind whisis. >> i don't know, trevor, i don't buy it. i still don't feel safe. i know there is a lot of nuance to the situation and every conservative is not the same, but it's just rationale in my brain to be afraid of an entire group of people! (cheers and applause) so until we can figure out what's going on

[ laughter ] >> trevor: do they believe it's wrong to reject. >> yeah, get on board. >> trevor: do theyetition of a word like bazinga. [ laughter ] bazinga. [ laughter ] jordan, that's not even a joke. i'm just saying the word bazinga. [ laughter ] >> jordan: you're going to make me i think tinkle, trevor! i grant there are things about white culture but that doesn't make us all terrorists. >> trevor: shouldn't you as a moderate white person speak out against the corrupted version of whiteness? >> why is that my job? you're from south africa. does that mean you have to speak out being an olympian with magic legs that shot your girlfriend? >> trevor: those weren't magic legs. it was carbon fiber. >> stop defending him. >> trevor: i'm not. you're going to pick a guy in the race and -- >> trevor: i'm not defending him. i see your point. maybe you're right. maybe we should look at people as individuals, not some monolithic group defined by their extremists. >> that's all we're asking for because if the situation reversed, we would do the same for you. [ laughter ] >> trevor: yeah. bazinga.

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was pretty >> trevor: that was intense. >> that was intense, yeah. >> trevor: that was intense. stuff but i haven't seen the new stu stuffing out. i haven't seen you fight like that before. >> no. >> trevor: did you pick up some new-- >> i was watching that and was like whoa! >> trevor: thank you so much for being here. >> thank you for having me. i'm a big fan. >> trevor: really? >> yeah, you're funny. >> trevor: i can't figure out if you're cooler as your characters or as yourself. i'm like-- i don't know if i want the dude from the wire or the real guy. when i met you, i was like, okay, this is cool. and then you have a body guard, and i'm like, "but why?" it's like a weird thing. it's like, "yeah, let me protect you from him." >> no, it's for the ladies. >> trevor: oh! ( laughter ) oh, man! big fan of everything you're doing. so many things that you're doing. first of all, i just watched "beasts of no nation." absolutely amazing, commander. powerful stuff. that was an amazing film. for you, working in that environment with that story, that was something that was close to you

i'm trevor noah. we've got a great show tonight, but first, i've got to tell you guys, i'm a little upset. last night, i settled in on my couch, turned on my d.v.r. to check out one of my favorite shows, quantico, my new favorite show about domestic terrorism in america. but right before my show ended, my recording stopped 15 minutes early -- and it turns out, the reason it happened was because some guy wanted to talk about real domestic terrorism. >> the president's first oval office address in about five years. he spoke for about 15 minutes last night. >> president obama called the san bernardino massacre an act of terrorism. >> president obama interrupting all programming on major networks tonight -- >> a sunday night when everybody has their favorite tv shows on -- >> trevor: yeah! what kind of president addresses the nation when everyone is watching tv?! (laughter) what are you, an effective communicator or something?! everything got delayed because to have the president. they even had to hold ba

>> no, trevor, wait! it's me! trevor! it's me! >> trevor: papa?! no! (laughter) it's me!everybody! (cheers and applause) oh, wow! oh, wow! it's jon stewart! (cheers and applause) oh! i can't believe it! this is awesome! oh, wait, wait, wait -- (bleep). are you here to take the show back? >> oh, man, i heard about this in american tv! are you taking the show back? >> no, trust me! trust me! a thousand times no! actually, i have this issue, i care about it very deeply and i was wondering, i want to get attention paid to it, but i was realizing i don't have a show, and nobody gives a (bleep) anymore. so i thought, you have a show, and maybe i could come and -- >> trevor: hey... i'm here for you, jon. my show is your show, my friend. >> oh! >> trevor: yeah! (cheers and applause) what do do you need? >> let me just -- >> trevor: no, i'm not gonna -- >> i understand. that's good. so back in 2010, okay, after far more lobbying than should have ever been necessary, congress passed what was called the zadroga act, healthcare for 9/11 first responders after the government told them

thank you very much, thank you, thank you, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight lupita nyong'o is here, everybody. she plays maz kanata in the new star wars film which is the first time in history an actor in star wars has a cooler sounding name than their character. congratulations, lupita. on last night's show we talked about the climate summit in paris and how important it is to the future of man kind. but now i know we should have been talking about something much more dangerous. >> we are talking about the existential threat to man kind from global warming. you know, gradually in the future, what about what is happening right now. what about when you saw those amazon drones delivering the prototypes delivering goods to people's homes. what happens when isis gets a drone and puts a bomb on it and flies it some place. >> trevor: yeah, yeah, why talk about the real thing that could gradually destroy civilization over time when we could be talking about the more immediate thing that i'm making up right now. i'm sorry, isis bombs on amazon drone

(cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah.e have a fantastic show for you today. our guest, co-host of "live with kelly and michael," michael strahan is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) yeah! but we begin tonight with guns. can't live with them... can't live without them. i mean, unless, of course, you live in australia or england. (laughter) or italy or japan. anyway, the point -- oh, or denmark or luxembourg. this is so embarrassing, always forget luxembourg. the point, is you can't live without guns because without them life isn't the same because guns can do pretty much anything. you can go hunting, you can combine them with roses -- (laughter) -- and they can even make a raccoon look bad-ass, all of which may explain why in the wake of the san bernardino shooting americans responded in the way that they did. >> at a gun shop less than two miles from the scene of last week's massacre, more than two dozen people were lined up outside when it opened this morning. >> gun legislation front and center which only gets all

>> yes, trevor. he's not nice! (laughter) so i don't know what else to do to make sure this bill happens. we don't know what else to do! >> trevor: well, you know, jon, back in 2010, didn't this very show have a panel of first responders that helped get the zadroga act passed? >> yes, hearing from a panel of first responders firsthand who were struggling with their health was undeniably powerful. it was a wonderful thing to hear from them personally. >> trevor: there is your answer. why don't we get that panel back together again? >> that's amazing! that's exactly! let's do this! let's do this! let's get it back! (cheers and applause) hey, kenny. >> hey, jon. kenny spect, everybody. (applause) just out of curiosity, where is everybody? >> just you and i. five and a half years ago we did a show. 75% of the panel is no longer here. two of the people have illnesses and, obviously, by law, i can't comment on how sick they are and john devlin, who sat at the last chair, an operating engineer, passed away since our show.

(cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome back!t tonight is a hip-hop artist whose new album is called "king push - darkest before dawn: the prequel." now to play the song from the album, please welcome pusha t. (cheers and applause) ♪ i say, hey, sunshine ♪ oh, how the day can be so long ♪ ♪ i say, hey, sunshine ♪ oh, how the day can be so long ♪ ♪ america, you need a miracle beyond spiritual ♪ ♪ i feed a real-er view ♪ i hold a mirror to it ♪ these ain't new problems, they just old ways ♪ ♪ i seen one time turn sunshine into freddie gray ♪ ♪ just another header dead, just another header dead ♪ ♪ send another to the feds ♪ send another to the feds ♪ not guilty, i'm still filthy ♪ in fox eyes, we the dark side ♪ ♪ so they tell you lies ♪ through a tv ♪ cnbc, cnn, don lemon, no kweli when you meet me ♪ ♪ in order to be me ♪ you gotta see what chief keef see ♪ ♪ brenda's baby next door to the candy lady ♪ ♪ same project as candy man, where they still doing hand and hand ♪ ♪ sunday to sunday, pastor only want one day ♪ ♪ grandma prayi

trevor, clearly, donald trump wrote that himself.here is no way you can believe a medical doctor actually wrote that. that is, unless you see a picture of drump' of donald trus doctor. once again, this is completely real. (laughter) (cheers and applause) this guy looks like the kind of doctor who would be caught supplying mexican steroids to minor league baseball players. i'm not saying that's true. i'm just saying it's how he looks. and yet when donald trump saw dr. harold bornstein he was, like, yes! that's the man i will trust with my life! there is just something about him... i mean, can you imagine what it's like when trump has an appointment with this guy in well, we can. in fact, it's the inspiration for our new daily show one-act play -- donald trump gets a mole examined. enjoy. (clears throat) >> let us begin! mr. trump, your cholesterol is superb. >> mm-hmm. your blood pressure is amazing! >> hmm. it is probably the best blood pressure of any human being ever! >> yeah, makes sense. what about this spot on my neck? >> donald

trevor brazile. >> he is the king of the cowboys. >> is it now the house that trevor built? do we say that now? >> don't give him any ammunition. >> the phrase king of the cowboys is something i never get used to. it sounds awkward because i know my peers, and i know how talented they are. >> he probably is the face of rodeo these days because he is a winner. >> i think trevor is an icon for the sport of rodeo. >> opening night of the national finals arrives, trevor prepares backstage. >> it's a really delicate situation right before i go in the arena because i have to bring myself up to be able to compete at that level so when i'm back there and i'm amped up. i've got to be able to be hitting on all eight cylinders. >> despite his all-around work in rodeo, trevor is known for his success in the tie down event. >> it's just me, my horse and a when i get there i can block the calf off, flanking and putting the string on his front foot and tie him up and all of that needs to happen in seven or eight seconds. >> how about 6.8 seconds, to be exact. a new record. the fastest roun

i'm trevor noah.t, the host of bravo's "watch what happens," and and iandy cohen is here, ev! (applause) first, everyone warned me about brutal new york winters. they said, trevor, you're not going to be ready for it, man. when it comes in new york, dude, you are not going to be ready. december, you are not going to th ready.

i'm trevor noah with a great show for you here tonight.the new comedy "daddy's home," will ferrell is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: yes! and it is also our final show of 2015. a special occasion, as i'm sure you can tell by the fact that i'm wearing underwear. tonight we look back on some of our favorite stories to have the last 12 -- stories of the last 12 months in our end of year review. i was supposed to update that. that's the old -- can you guys change? it's the old -- thank you. all right, so this was -- okay, yeah -- (laughter) are we -- (laughter) oh, yeah, that's right. "star wars" tickets, 26 minutes. let's get going, people!

i'm trevor noah! we have a great show for you tonight.about his newo newe "chi-raq," my guest is the legendary director spike lee, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] but first, we're back from thanksgiving break. but we all know what the real holiday was. >> millions of americans are rushing to stores this morning for black friday deals. for some the battle forburgens started thanksgiving afternoon. police were called to break up the fight between two shoppers in louisville, kentucky. >> trevor: that's my hello kitty toaster! no! i've done it again! ahhh! black friday. or as we call it back in africa... friday. [ laughter ] now, actually, last week, i was away so i couldn't sit around and watch my favorite tv

i'm trevor noah.ot a great show tonight, but first, i've got to tell you guys, i'm a little upset. last night, i settled in on my couch, turned on my d.v.r. to check out one of my favorite shows, quantico, my new favorite show about domestic terrorism in america. but right before my show ended, my recording stopped 15 minutes early -- and it turns out, the reason it happened was because some guy wanted to talk about real domestic terrorism. >> the president's first oval office address in about five years. he spoke for about 15 minutes last night. >> president obama called the san bernardino massacre an act of terrorism. >> president obama interrupting all programming on major networks tonight -- >> a sunday night when everybody has their favorite tv shows on -- >> trevor: yeah! what kind of president addresses the nation when

, he missed rolling around with trevor.t friends. hi, emmett. >> on the day her husband returns from war, whitney decides to videotape trevor's homecoming from emmett's point of view. >> emmett, come on. hey, emmett. do you not recognize me? he clearly smelled me coming in through the door. so i had no idea his reaction was going to be like that. it made it special for us. >> he was just like trying to look him in the eyes. i think he remembers you. >> how you doing? >> it was really fun to see emmett greeting trevor coming back. and it was really cute. i'm glad that i caught it on camera. >> and we're done. >> in buffalo, new york, another soldier is greeted by a very emotional pooch. [ whining ] >> i miss you, yeah. >> karen fisher, an air force captain is returning from afghanistan, when she's surprised by her beloved golden retriever molly. [ whining ] >> i knew she would react, molly would react, but i didn't expect her to react the way that she did in the airport. i think she was just kind of beside herself and, we we

(trevor kahn, coach, elm place middle school) "shocked. shocked. the question was: 'are you sure i'm playing?' for the next four hours of the school day."and on a set play, with a fortuitous rebound, look what happened.(nats- cellphone video)(trevor kahn, coach, elm place middle school) "it was the culmination of everything in the last three years with william. he deserved it. he's a great kid."(reporter) "what does it feel like when you're holding the ball... you've got the ball?"(william lipka, 14-year-old autistic student/team manager) "like we're gonna win."(ravi baichwal, reporter) "as elm place in blue plays mundelein tonight, the squad is still buzzing about the shot that happened. the highlight of highland park - and what it means for the development of the kid who just like any other kid, simply wants to be on the team."(paul lipka, child's father) "there was parents from the other team that were rooting for him, so, it was every parent's i guess dream to have your child succeed in a tough situation." it's now on this morning. morning.just

(trevor kahn, coach, elm place middle school) "shocked. shocked. the question was: 'are you sure i'm playing?' for the next four hours of the school day." fortuitous rebound, look what happened. (nats-cellphone video) (trevor school) "it was the culmination of everything in the last three years with william. he deserved it. he's a great kid." (reporter) "what does it feel like when you're holding the ball... you've got the ball?" (william lipka, 14-year-old autistic we're gonna win." (ravi baichwal, reporter) "as elm place in blue plays mundelein tonight, the squad is still buzzing about the shot that happened. the highlight of highland park - and what it means for the development of the kid who just like any other kid, simply wants to be on the team." (paul lipka, child's father) "there was parents from the other team that were rooting for him, so, it was every parent's i guess dream to have your child succeed in a tough situation." reporting from mundelein, ravi baichwal, abc 7, eyewitness news >> it's . more news and weather for you on news-4 to

i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. we've got a great one today.ur guest from the show "luther," idris elba is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) yes! but first, even now, details are still coming in about what happened yesterday in san bernadino. now it's a weird situation because at first, it appeared to be a workplace shooting, and now the f.b.i. is treating it as a possible act of terrorism. people are arguing. the gun control debate is

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. >> it was another event for change that trevor project supporting the lgbt community that got the ncis star back out on the red carpet for the first time since the alleged atta >> and nothing is going to keep me away from the trevor project. we're saving kids' lives. >> doing so much great work. her alleged attacker arraigned on december 16th. >> "e. will be there. let's move on now. their love li and we were with the ladies of the talk today in new york. they'll be there all we so we asked them to weigh in. congratulations! look at that ring! >> yes. >> really? >> yes. >> you at least the first exquisite. do something really big. >> he got down on one knee in fron1500 fans and designed the ring hims props to max who called peta the perfect fit. as far as the wedding,well, it seems like he's going to be totally hands off. >> have you the date? >> i have nothing with that. she wants. >> she's been working with him for a long time. she sees the good, bad, ugly. she knows what she's marrying. and if he got on bended knee and proposed to her, i think going to last. >> and here's news. we'r

-- they just kept pushing -- marc loving hits from downtown -- ohio state by 15 -- (49, 37) then trevor thompson working in the glass -- gets the board and the hammer -- ohio state shocks the wildcats 74, 67 -- the battle of waterloo wraps up today as four of the state's top wrestling teams stood in contention to walk away with the top prize opened up with the top 2 duals teams in class 1-a -- top ranked lisbon -- and number two don bosco -- dons with a commanding lead in the match -- but lisbon gets something back at heavyweight -- logan o'connor gets noah pittman on his back for a first period in the lower weights -- gable fox with a quick fall over cobe siebrecht 106 -- dons up 33, 24 in the match -- logan lutgen gets another win at 113 -- picking up an 11, 3 major over ryne mohrfeld -- dons got three of the final four to win the dual 41, 31 -- in the other championship opener -- new hampton -- 10th in 2-a against 3-a number 2 west des moines valley -- valley -- well in control of this match -- at 195 -- connor corbin with the fall over the chickasaws areon day -- second period pin p

charged in the traffic deaths of two siouxland girls last year-- has been postponed. 18-year-old trevor feauto of clarksville was supposed to be sentenced today month. prosecutors say feauto was driving drunk in august of last year when his pick truck crashed into a car near breda, iowa. bailey jacobsen and lindsey quirk, both 16 and both of wall lake, iowa, were killed in the collision. the judge says he has some things to take into consideration before making the final sentencing. feauto's attorney says after review of the pre- sentence report and victim impact statements, a number of questions have been raised. the sentencing is now set for january 19th at 10 a-m at the sac county courthouse. an, unusual sight this time of year, parts of siouxland under flood warnings tonight. that includes the little sioux river and the communities of spencer and linn grove, iowa. plus, calhoun, crawford, carroll and sac counties all under a flood warning until 10:45 tomorrow morning. parts of sac city were under water today. riverside campground looked like a aond. and d e surrounding neighborhoods

briar clififhas qualified d r the tournament in each of head coach trevor schirman's three seasons at the helm. two years ago the school history, winning their first ever game at the tournament. this year, despite a pool featuring the numberone, eleven, and 14 teams in the country, the chargers are optimistic heading into pool play. katelin langel--"this is kind of a hope and dream for everyone to come to the national tournament. so you know, making it this year again, is just a privilege for us and it gives us hopefully a way to send the seniors out on a good note. and i know that being in the gpac conference will help us out a little bit with the competition." trevor schihian--"it's always a goal of ours to make it t this tournamenen representing sioux city, ananbeing a part ofn incredibly stng gpac this year. we're excited, the girls are excited, we drew a tough pool again, like every year, but we'll give it our best shot." breanna nogelmeier--"as a senior i'm really just excited to go back on the court and be in this good atmosphere. i mean, everyone is so excited to be here at th