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, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: what a time to be a news anchor. >> yeah. >> trevor: like were you on abc news and working and reporting on the news. can i ask, is this the most stressful time to be in the news. >> it's really stressful. but it's also enlivening because what we do matters. >> trevor: right. >> but i wouldn't say it is the most stressful. i have been at abc news for 18 years. it was really stressful when we were covering war gloangs, that was-- we were actually getting shotd at and i knew people who didn't make it. >> trevor: right. >> and so i am always a little reluctant to say now is more stressful than any other time, in particular, just-- people talk about we're more divided now than ever. >> right. >> trevor: i don't think we are more divided now than we were during the civil war. >> when you look at the environment you are in, you were on the news many years ago and you had a panic attack live on the air. it was a panic attack that people watched, millions of people were much wag and then i think like 7 million people want on to view it on youtu
, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: what a time to be a news anchor. >> yeah. >> trevor: like were you on abc news and working and reporting on the news. can i ask, is this the most stressful time to be in the news. >> it's really stressful. but it's also enlivening because what we do matters. >> trevor: right. >> but i wouldn't say it is the most stressful. i have been at abc news for 18 years. it was really stressful when we were covering...
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i'm trevor noah! guest tonight, an amazing man, winner of the naacp award for outstanding literary work, jason reynolds is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, amazon, the company we can't live without. well, they've just taken shopping to the next level. >> after revolutionizing the way we shop online, amazon now has its sites on the way we shop in person. tonight long lines outside the store that's trying to get rid of them altogether. let's get ready to shop. inside amazon go, a new grocery store opening to the public first time today. no checkout or register in site. customers use a new app to scan in, start shopping. customers leave without checking out and their amazon account is automatically charged. >> trevor: this is genius! all those people have to do is wait in line and they don't have to wait in line at all, huh? yeah, just two more hours, then i will be in and out in record time! look at those geniuses, huh? you know, like the store is so insane. i can't wait for the
i'm trevor noah! guest tonight, an amazing man, winner of the naacp award for outstanding literary work, jason reynolds is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, amazon, the company we can't live without. well, they've just taken shopping to the next level. >> after revolutionizing the way we shop online, amazon now has its sites on the way we shop in person. tonight long lines outside the store that's trying to get rid of them altogether. let's get ready to shop....
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: thanks. >> thanks, trevor.sumer tech show in las vegas. not everything needs a computer chip! hear that fit bit? waiting for me to lose some weight? it's by taking you off, damn it you judgmental bastard! ( laughter ) the big theme of this year's was laysies, let a robot do it. >> self-driving cars were big players at the the electronics show. electronic biten sees the future as a movie theater on wheels. >> more voice control coming to cars as auto makers enhance self-driving features and turn the dashboard into a movie screen. >> don't need movies on the dashboard. driverless cars is new technology. if something goes wrong i don't want the last thing i see to be 50 shades darker because that's the only movie i will be watching in a driverless car, it's romantic and my hands are free. ( cheers and applause ) but while some cars are encouraging me to zone out, other cars are demanding that i focus harder? >> nissan is working on what it calls brain-to-vehicle technology which reads your brain waives to help con
: thanks. >> thanks, trevor.sumer tech show in las vegas. not everything needs a computer chip! hear that fit bit? waiting for me to lose some weight? it's by taking you off, damn it you judgmental bastard! ( laughter ) the big theme of this year's was laysies, let a robot do it. >> self-driving cars were big players at the the electronics show. electronic biten sees the future as a movie theater on wheels. >> more voice control coming to cars as auto makers enhance...
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i'm trevor noah! guest tonight from the new show "grown-ish" yara shahidi is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, but first i just want to say happy new year, everyone! happy new year! it's 2018, which means the new millennium is finally legal -- mm-hmm, yeah -- and i hope you all celebrated the new year, but didn't freeze because it was so cold. like, while some new year's balls were dropping, more were shriveling up just to stay warm. >> welcome to 2018, revelers around the world ring in the new year overnight. >> here in new york city a million people huddling in times square to watch the ball drop in 9-degree temperatures. the coldest celebration in a century. >> the deep freeze even canceled in new year's eve celebrations from boston to st. louis and as far south as fort worth, texas. >> the polar plunge in cleveland had to be canceled when they couldn't break through the ice. ( laughter ) >> trevor: oh! this man was almost a legend. ( laughter ) i admire his spirit but also
i'm trevor noah! guest tonight from the new show "grown-ish" yara shahidi is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, but first i just want to say happy new year, everyone! happy new year! it's 2018, which means the new millennium is finally legal -- mm-hmm, yeah -- and i hope you all celebrated the new year, but didn't freeze because it was so cold. like, while some new year's balls were dropping, more were shriveling up just to stay warm. >> welcome to 2018,...
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>> yeah. >> trevor: any call? >> yeah. >> trevor: that's insane.ter ) >> do you like taller girls? >> trevor: i don't know if she's taller than me. >> she is. she is. >> trevor: the -- >> if you're into that. >> trevor: let's talk about the boom. -- about the book ( laughter ) >> uke. >> trevor: let's talk about the book coming out in paperback. which is really cool. the title of the book is "a new model." and what you talk about in the book is confidence, beauty and power and what they really look like. >> yeah. >> trevor: you have been on a journey that's been one that i think you've shared with many people in america and that's been the journey of a curvy woman trying to find her place not just in modeling and fashion but in society. >> in the world. i have been told i'm not good enough because of my thunder thighs. i have been told i wasn't going to get covers of magazines because i was too curvy, too tall, too loud, too outspoken, so many things about me that weren't good enough. the more i persevered and said, really, i'm going to keep workin
>> yeah. >> trevor: any call? >> yeah. >> trevor: that's insane.ter ) >> do you like taller girls? >> trevor: i don't know if she's taller than me. >> she is. she is. >> trevor: the -- >> if you're into that. >> trevor: let's talk about the boom. -- about the book ( laughter ) >> uke. >> trevor: let's talk about the book coming out in paperback. which is really cool. the title of the book is "a new model." and...
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>> trevor: what about his dick?e. ( laughter ) ( applause ) and he's healthy now, is he? i want his doctor because i would be healthy as well. did he get the finger? i bet not. imagine they just couldn't. ( laughter ) it's just a whole hamburger, why ( laughter ) no, but it's -- ( laughter ) >> trevor: oh, man! >> but it's scary. the thing in hawaii. >> trevor: people are teferredz because they think a missile is coming. i read up on british news and then i'm obviously up to date on american news and it felt like brexit was the scandal of the u.k. >> yeah. >> trevor: why are you so chilled out because they'll even say brexit is chaotic right now. >> yeah, well, we haven't got that sort of news, really. any one thing that trump had done or tweeted in the last year, that would be the end of any politician in britain. they just go, sorry, resign. that would be the end of it. they couldn't go through it. but i don't know, really. i suppose brexit was a bit of an inoculation. it got me ready for trump getting in. i just
>> trevor: what about his dick?e. ( laughter ) ( applause ) and he's healthy now, is he? i want his doctor because i would be healthy as well. did he get the finger? i bet not. imagine they just couldn't. ( laughter ) it's just a whole hamburger, why ( laughter ) no, but it's -- ( laughter ) >> trevor: oh, man! >> but it's scary. the thing in hawaii. >> trevor: people are teferredz because they think a missile is coming. i read up on british news and then i'm obviously...
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i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest the documentary filmmaker behind netflix's "dirty money," alex gibney is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) now, last night was the 60t 60th annual grammy awards which was held right here in new york city. yeah, did you guys watch? ( audience reacts ) well, i watched it from the stage. that's right, me, trevor noah on tv. can you believe it?! ( cheers and applause ) wow! in case you're wondering, i only presented an award even though my album was on top 10000 for dog's trot, humble brag. kasher brought everyone to tears with an anthem against sexual abuse. kendrick lamar under sniper fire and bruno walked away with all the awards, best album, song, black guy, white guy, he can do it all, everything! ( laughter ) everyone had a great time at last night's show, except for maybe jay-z, who was nominated eight times but didn't win a single award. on top of that, during a speech by camilla kavel, jay-z was trying to show enthusiasm but shushed on national televi
i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest the documentary filmmaker behind netflix's "dirty money," alex gibney is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) now, last night was the 60t 60th annual grammy awards which was held right here in new york city. yeah, did you guys watch? ( audience reacts ) well, i watched it from the stage. that's right, me, trevor noah on tv. can you believe it?! ( cheers and applause ) wow! in case you're wondering, i only presented an award even though my...
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i'm trevor noah! thank you for tuning in.ur guest tonight, you may know him as eazy e from straight out of compton, from "the chi," jason mitchell is joining u us! ( cheers and applause ) breaking news from fashion. >> h.&m. is in major damage control after sparking anger over this online ad depicting a black child wearing a hoodie with the words "coolest monkey in the jungle," social media erupted many calling it blatant racism. >> trevor: i guess h&m doesn't stand for, hmm, should we run this by a black person first? ( laughter ) h&m said they would stop selling the sweatshirts which would make it worse -- i guess we have all these sweatshirts we can't sell in america, send them to poor kids in -- crap, did it again. raff laugh i( laughter ) if you head into coachella, even though marijuana is legal in california, they banned weed at coachella. oh, no, people have been waiting all these years to finally smoke weed at coachella. the worst part about banning pot is the second weekend of coachella begins april 20th. 4/20! yeah
i'm trevor noah! thank you for tuning in.ur guest tonight, you may know him as eazy e from straight out of compton, from "the chi," jason mitchell is joining u us! ( cheers and applause ) breaking news from fashion. >> h.&m. is in major damage control after sparking anger over this online ad depicting a black child wearing a hoodie with the words "coolest monkey in the jungle," social media erupted many calling it blatant racism. >> trevor: i guess h&m...
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nice audience. >> trevor: amazing audience. ( cheers and applause ) >> wow. >> trevor: yeah. crowds. >> the biggest crowds. >> trevor: all the biggest. but they won't show my audience. show them now. show my audience. they won't show them. ( cheers and applause ) donald trump decided to be the first president to make a visual appearance at the march for life. could you play this clip? >> right now in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the ninth month. it is wrong, it has to change. ( laughter ) >> trevor: this is -- >> it's shocking. >> trevor: it's uncomfortable to ask. but is it true, are babies being born from their mother's womb? >> the shocking thing is it's been happening for centuries. and -- >> trevor: i mean, he says this. i honestly don't believe he cares which is why he didn't even notice he said it. but this is a rumor that you hear all the time that abortions are happening at nine months. where is this happening and where is this information coming from? >> i don't know where he gets his information. it's absolut
nice audience. >> trevor: amazing audience. ( cheers and applause ) >> wow. >> trevor: yeah. crowds. >> the biggest crowds. >> trevor: all the biggest. but they won't show my audience. show them now. show my audience. they won't show them. ( cheers and applause ) donald trump decided to be the first president to make a visual appearance at the march for life. could you play this clip? >> right now in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from...
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(applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, host of the hit show parts unknown, anthony bourdain is here, everybody. (applause) but first, but first yesterday the official white house doctor declared president trump to be completely healthy, which is great, which is great because it means that he will be alive and kicking for both of his terms. or he will last until his impeachment, whichever you prefer. but not everyone was buying it. especially because it looked like something shady was going on with the president's height and his weight. >> the new some are calling it girther bonding how the president grew from 6, 2, 6, 3, that matters because if, he is 6, 2, 239, that means he is obese. if that is what 239 pounds look like, i would weigh 170 pounds. >> if he is that .1 away if being in the obese category. >> as we get older, we shrink. >> i have lost more than an inch in the last decade. donald trump has gained more than an inch. truly a remarkable man. >> sure. >> he is a remarkable man. >> everyone is s
(applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, host of the hit show parts unknown, anthony bourdain is here, everybody. (applause) but first, but first yesterday the official white house doctor declared president trump to be completely healthy, which is great, which is great because it means that he will be alive and kicking for both of his terms. or he will last until his impeachment, whichever you prefer. but not...
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i'm trevor noah!st tonight is going to be exciting, author of "fire and fury," the book that's so huge even president trump has heard of it! michael wolff is joining us, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) but first -- but first, if this weekend's news was a drink, it would be a long island iced tea. a thousand things going on at once and still hitting you hard monday. the government shut down, unshut down, the women's march, the march for life, and we'll get into all of that. first, let's kick off with something light. you guys like tom brady? ( cheers and applause ) to be honest, he doesn't care what you think because either way he's headed back to the super bowl. >> the super schaudown, tom brady taking to the game for the eighth time in his career. >> the philadelphia eagles will take on the new england patriots! >> trevor: wow! patriots versus the eagles, that's the most american-sounding game ever! ( laughter ) if only way it could be more american if both teamed up to beat the redskins. ( audienc
i'm trevor noah!st tonight is going to be exciting, author of "fire and fury," the book that's so huge even president trump has heard of it! michael wolff is joining us, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) but first -- but first, if this weekend's news was a drink, it would be a long island iced tea. a thousand things going on at once and still hitting you hard monday. the government shut down, unshut down, the women's march, the march for life, and we'll get into all of that. first,...
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. >> trevor: what? so confusing, i'm going to call you the name you already had, that's what i'm going to do, irfix it folks. now tonight donald trump talked about a few things he would like to do. he would like to reduce prescription drug prices, didn't say how. he said he would like to have some nonwall infrastructure stuff but the big thing he talked about was el immigration. >> a bispart sedan approach to immigration reform. here are the four pillars to our plan, a path to citizenship, a path for 1 million immigrants who were brought here by their parents, the visa lottery, that hands out advice as without ending chain migration. >> trevor: those are the four pillars of migration. is it reminds me of my four kids. eric is, like, dad you have five kids. like i said, four pillars. what he was really saying was, i'll give you the dreamers and we shut everything else down. basically dreamers, close the door behind you. in fact president trump has an interesting take on what a dreamer actually is. >> my
. >> trevor: what? so confusing, i'm going to call you the name you already had, that's what i'm going to do, irfix it folks. now tonight donald trump talked about a few things he would like to do. he would like to reduce prescription drug prices, didn't say how. he said he would like to have some nonwall infrastructure stuff but the big thing he talked about was el immigration. >> a bispart sedan approach to immigration reform. here are the four pillars to our plan, a path to...
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i'm trevor noah.ur guests tonight just won an naacp image award last night, author and illustrator vashti harrison is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, you guys remember how h&m got in trouble last week over an ad for what some said was a racist hoody. over the weekend the news of what they did got to the capital of black people and they are not having it. >> videos and photos are popping up all over social media of protesters ransacking some h&m stores in south africa after the clothing company released a controversial ad the critics are calling racist. earlier this week the clothing company apologized for the widely criticized ad and removed the hoodie from its stores. >> whoo! >> trevor: they really trashed that h&m. look at that place. that's got to be at least $26 worth of damage easily. speaking of brands having a rough time. tide's in, smart's out. >> a government watchdog expressing concern over the dangerous misuse of laundry detergent. in the latest social media fad t
i'm trevor noah.ur guests tonight just won an naacp image award last night, author and illustrator vashti harrison is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, you guys remember how h&m got in trouble last week over an ad for what some said was a racist hoody. over the weekend the news of what they did got to the capital of black people and they are not having it. >> videos and photos are popping up all over social media of protesters ransacking some h&m stores in...
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i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight, "new york times" investigative reporter jodi kantor is here. ( cheers and applause ) but our first story tonight, the earth still hates us. >> the major wind bomb cyclone of snow an ice exploding now. >> the winder bomb of snow and ice going off, creating a mess. >> a nightmare on roads and bridges, officials warning everyone to stay home. >> 25,000 people without power. >> wind gusts of 55 miles per hour. >> a bomb cyclone. >> bombo genesis. >> bombo genesis and bomb -- what was it, bomb cyclone? that's not a weather term, by the way. >> trevor: boo! why are you spoiling the fun professional weather man? it's a bomb cyclone! ow! ( making nonsensical noises ) but actually, i agree. you can't just jam scary words in front of each other to get our attention. board up the windows, here comes the h herpes monsoon! ( laughter ) but i love snow days. it's so beautiful. this morning i killed a white walker. i don't know if he was pushing a cart or what, but i stopped him. th
i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight, "new york times" investigative reporter jodi kantor is here. ( cheers and applause ) but our first story tonight, the earth still hates us. >> the major wind bomb cyclone of snow an ice exploding now. >> the winder bomb of snow and ice going off, creating a mess. >> a nightmare on roads and bridges, officials warning everyone to stay home. >> 25,000 people without power. >> wind gusts of 55 miles per hour. >> a bomb...
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(applause). >> trevor: we'll be right back >> trevor: we'll be right back . directv has been rated number one in customer >> trevor: we'll be right back . satisfaction over cable for 17 years running. but some people still like cable. just like some people like pre-shaken sodas. having their seat kicked on an airplane. being rammed by a shopping cart. sitting in gum. and walking into a glass door. but for everyone else, there's directv. for #1 rated customer satisfaction over...
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(applause). >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show.n a news story falls through the cracks our very own lewis black catches it for a segment we call back in black. (applause) >> it's a new year and a on newier's day while most of us new yorkers were chiseling the frozen vomit from our mouths, mayor bill de blasio was being sworn in for a second term. so let's check in on how his city's doing. >> the homicide rate in new york city has reached a record low, 2017 there were 290 killings, the lowest amount since the city began keeping crime stats in 1963. >> while crime is up in many of the nation's cities, the rate here in new york has fallen to levels not seen since the 1950s. >> that's right. crime in new york is lower than denver and seattle which is great news for people who don't want to be number one! come on, murderers! where is your hometown pride! you can't find people to kill in new york city? i met five people from the cab to the front door that i wanted to kill. so the good news is, with crime down in new york but the bad news
(applause). >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show.n a news story falls through the cracks our very own lewis black catches it for a segment we call back in black. (applause) >> it's a new year and a on newier's day while most of us new yorkers were chiseling the frozen vomit from our mouths, mayor bill de blasio was being sworn in for a second term. so let's check in on how his city's doing. >> the homicide rate in new york city has reached a record low, 2017 there were...
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i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, i could not be more excite, basketball legend kareem abdul-jabbar is joining us, everyone. (applause). >> trevor: let's get into the show. i'm not going to lie to you guys, sometimes trump just makes me tired. no, because today we were planning to talk about how south korea's president credited donald trump's aggressive rhetoric for getting north korea to the negotiating table, all right. that's what he came out and said. and i was going to be like wow, donald trump t looks like he did something right, you know. i swear that is what we were going to do and then he did something trump. >> "the washington post" reported minutes ago that today in the oval office president trump grew frustrated with lawmakers discussing immigration, when they floated restoring protections for immigrants from haiti, el salvadore and african . the post reports according to two people briefed the president asked quote, why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here, r
i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, i could not be more excite, basketball legend kareem abdul-jabbar is joining us, everyone. (applause). >> trevor: let's get into the show. i'm not going to lie to you guys, sometimes trump just makes me tired. no, because today we were planning to talk about how south korea's president credited donald trump's aggressive rhetoric for getting north korea to the negotiating table, all right. that's what he came out and said. and i was going to be like wow,...
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(cheering and applause) >> trevor: welcome everyone, welcome to the daily show. i'm trevor noah! and we are live, people! later we'll be with david remnick with the state of the union address. just a few minutes ago, the president made a grand entrance, he shook hands to people he pretended to recognize, look at him there, white purr, yeah. i love that, you know, about paul rhine and mike pence are in like. read the words. the state of the union is an annual speech where the president gives the congress ideas for what he wants to do in the coming year. then, of course ted cruz was watching from his usual seats seat, far away from humans who will never love him and a special appearance from ben carson who was watching there from the sunk l place. but, this year, there were a number of empty seats. >> some democrats now saying that they don't want to, quote, honor the president by attending the state of the union address. >> flash, there is a lengthy list now including maxine waters, a democrat, who says the president doesn't deserve her attention. frederica wilson, another rep, sa
(cheering and applause) >> trevor: welcome everyone, welcome to the daily show. i'm trevor noah! and we are live, people! later we'll be with david remnick with the state of the union address. just a few minutes ago, the president made a grand entrance, he shook hands to people he pretended to recognize, look at him there, white purr, yeah. i love that, you know, about paul rhine and mike pence are in like. read the words. the state of the union is an annual speech where the president...
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i'm trevor noah. guest tonight, i could not be more excited all-star hockey player pk subban is joining us. but first, but first, big news from washington. illinois senator tammy duckworth is set to become the first senator ever to give birth while in office. this is amazing. yeah. (applause) the first woman senator to do this, first an elaborate way ofg senators are usually men, but whatever. now of course governors have given birth before. including the governors of massachusetts and california. i feel like that should have been a bigger story. there, i just hope that she doesn't give birth on the senate floor because there is a chance that the first thing the baby will see will be ted cruz. and the baby will be like ah, put me back, put me back. oh, and if you are a music fan, elton john announced after one last tour he is going to be retiring. but don't be sad, luckily his equally talented son lil john will take his place. yeah. can you feel the love tonight. also an update for everyone. i'm sure
i'm trevor noah. guest tonight, i could not be more excited all-star hockey player pk subban is joining us. but first, but first, big news from washington. illinois senator tammy duckworth is set to become the first senator ever to give birth while in office. this is amazing. yeah. (applause) the first woman senator to do this, first an elaborate way ofg senators are usually men, but whatever. now of course governors have given birth before. including the governors of massachusetts and...
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we'll be right back with trevor noah!grooves in your sandwich? of course. they're chips. chips plus sandwich equals the perfect lunch. oh! don't forget the pickle. it's kind of a big dill. more cheez-it variety, more cheese flavours. because real cheese matters. feel the powerse flavours. of thenew power...smax. ...to fight back theraflu's powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms... fast. so you can play on. theraflu expressmax. new power. with its high-tech the cameras and radar,c... contemporary cockpit, 360 degree network of driver-assist technologies and sporty performance what's most impressive about the glc? all depends on your point of view. lease the glc300 for $449 a month at your local mercedes-benz dealer. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is the very talented, very funny host of "the daily show," which you can see monday through thursday at 11:00 p.m. on comedy central. please welcome trevor noah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and appla
we'll be right back with trevor noah!grooves in your sandwich? of course. they're chips. chips plus sandwich equals the perfect lunch. oh! don't forget the pickle. it's kind of a big dill. more cheez-it variety, more cheese flavours. because real cheese matters. feel the powerse flavours. of thenew power...smax. ...to fight back theraflu's powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms... fast. so you can play on. theraflu expressmax. new power. with its high-tech the cameras and...
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trevor noah. >> trevor noah. >> welcome to "the daily show." >> and john oliver. >> the late-night lineupen more with trump, all of them covering politics and the president 24/7. >> how has he changed the landscape? >> just crazily changed. basically just learn more about trump now. it's really not topical humor. it's trump humor. >> are there nights where it feels like too much trump or it's overkill? >> yeah. i think there are most nights where it feels that way. >> kim jong-un as rocket man. >> kim jong-un, rocket man. >> kim jong-un as rocket man. >> that's not a dis. that's a cool nickname. >> with so much trump news -- >> which beats the other nickname he gave him, lil' kim. >> hosts have no choice but to riff on the same material. >> the pace of the news is so much faster. >> trevor noah. >> what's going on, folks? >> steve bowdow now runs the daily show with trevor noah who took over for jon stewart as host in 2015. >> fire ants are coming together to save each other. >> in a way, i admire these ants. >> they invited us in for a sneak peek behind the creative curtain of their show
trevor noah. >> trevor noah. >> welcome to "the daily show." >> and john oliver. >> the late-night lineupen more with trump, all of them covering politics and the president 24/7. >> how has he changed the landscape? >> just crazily changed. basically just learn more about trump now. it's really not topical humor. it's trump humor. >> are there nights where it feels like too much trump or it's overkill? >> yeah. i think there are most...
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trevor quirk gives this bear cub it's last drink of water. trevor quirk/ojai resident:"we found the poor little bear that we named sisa, actually." quirk found the cub off of cisar trail in the los padres national forest in ventura county. the animal, believed to be eight months old, had burns all over its body, presumably from the thomas fire. trevor quirk/ojai resident:"the bear was immobile. it had no paws basically. it was very, very sad. its jaw was burnt through on one side."the california department of fish and wildlife sent a veterinarian, and a biologist to recover the bear.but, they were too late. the vet says the bear was suffering and had little chance of survival. a decision was made to euthanize it. trevor quirk/ojai resident:"we put it into the game warden's truck and took it down the mountain and that was the last i saw of sisa."quirk is still feeling emotional about the thomas fire, which nearly burned down his upper ojai home. he managed to save it, and since then, says he's raised money to provide relief to the fire victims
trevor quirk gives this bear cub it's last drink of water. trevor quirk/ojai resident:"we found the poor little bear that we named sisa, actually." quirk found the cub off of cisar trail in the los padres national forest in ventura county. the animal, believed to be eight months old, had burns all over its body, presumably from the thomas fire. trevor quirk/ojai resident:"the bear was immobile. it had no paws basically. it was very, very sad. its jaw was burnt through on one...
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i wanted to but in, trevor, at this point. nice to see you.nd what kamal was saying, but also, it was surprising how optimistic business leaders are, the 1300 that pwc optimistic business leaders are, the 1300 that pwc spoke to all over the world. they spoke to those business leaders before the us tax reforms we re leaders before the us tax reforms were cleared and agreed upon, and yet, they are talking about hiring and investing. the majority of them are extremely optimistic. your take on that? it's not that surprising, because you have very low interest rates, and you have this big tax cut in terms of the headline corporation tax rate, the biggest in american history. at the moment, it looks like this expansion can continue. it is an eight and a half year expansion, making it the longest in history, and if inflation doesn't pick up this year in a big way, interest rates will stay low and it will carry on. it could even challenge the 1990s, which was a 10—year expansion. the question is whether tax cuts create inflation, and whether the slowd
i wanted to but in, trevor, at this point. nice to see you.nd what kamal was saying, but also, it was surprising how optimistic business leaders are, the 1300 that pwc optimistic business leaders are, the 1300 that pwc spoke to all over the world. they spoke to those business leaders before the us tax reforms we re leaders before the us tax reforms were cleared and agreed upon, and yet, they are talking about hiring and investing. the majority of them are extremely optimistic. your take on...
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. >> he said if anything happened to beverly, trevor done it. >> who's trevor?trevor is a guy that aaron lived with for a short period of time. >> did this give you hope there was an accomplice here and mean he did have beverly? >> i had hope we were going to find beverly alive. you have to. that's what keeps you going. >> louis said the last time he saw beverly, he was with trevor and offered evidence she might still be alive. louis played a recording from his phone and it was chilling. >> carl, it's beverly. i just want to let you know i'm okay. i haven't been hurt. just do what he says and please don't call the police. if you call the police, it could be bad. i just want to let you know, i love you very. >> it was encouraging but it only proved beverly was alive at the time of the recording. the detective told louis he needed more. >> that's when he finally says i'll take you to the last place that she was. >> so this is a big moment now. >> yup. >> in this whole case. this is it. >> yup. that's when we load him up and he start going to cabot, arkansas. >> be
. >> he said if anything happened to beverly, trevor done it. >> who's trevor?trevor is a guy that aaron lived with for a short period of time. >> did this give you hope there was an accomplice here and mean he did have beverly? >> i had hope we were going to find beverly alive. you have to. that's what keeps you going. >> louis said the last time he saw beverly, he was with trevor and offered evidence she might still be alive. louis played a recording from his...
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trevor is incredible. and i think right now he's doing some of the best work the daily show's ever done. and obviously i love jon. trevor said, do you wanna continue on the show? and initially i was like, yes i do, but what i realized around that time was i can't do that kind of comedy anymore. i'm doing something else. i'm not even sure that it's comedy entirely. so i kinda was like, let's, i was so grateful that he wanted to have me back on as a guest, and to come back around to the other side of the desk, and just be myself as opposed to a character was very meaningful to me. but mostly, the show has tremendous continuity with jon's show. most of the people working behind the scenes, or i would say a great number of them, go back before i even got there. so it was like seeing family. and there's a whole new bunch of incredibly creative writers there. - well how good for you to be able to do that. and again, i'm as happy as i can be to talk about this book with you. thanks for coming back, continued succ
trevor is incredible. and i think right now he's doing some of the best work the daily show's ever done. and obviously i love jon. trevor said, do you wanna continue on the show? and initially i was like, yes i do, but what i realized around that time was i can't do that kind of comedy anymore. i'm doing something else. i'm not even sure that it's comedy entirely. so i kinda was like, let's, i was so grateful that he wanted to have me back on as a guest, and to come back around to the other...
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in fact, it was a man of religion, father trevor huddlestone, who gave you your first trumpet?s a chaplain of my boarding school, st peters injohannesburg. yes, he was interested in everybody. he knew my parents, he knew everyone‘s parents. he was especially interested in restless people, like i was! i was in bed with a cold, i had bad flu. he said, what would make you happy? i was always in trouble with the authorities. when you're expelled in those days, there are no other chances. i said father, if i could get a trumpet, i would not bother anybody any more! he said, are you sure? i said i was positive! and with his last £15... with his last £15? yes, he sent me with a note to the music store. he knew everybody. the manager of the store was a scotsman, he said he was crazy, £15 for a trumpet? but he put in his own money to do it. everybody really respected him. that one act of kindness. and he was a great anti—apartheid activist, wasn't he? he got me a trumpet teacher. i already knew the rudiments of music as a piano player. i learned quickly. so we have trevor huddlestone is
in fact, it was a man of religion, father trevor huddlestone, who gave you your first trumpet?s a chaplain of my boarding school, st peters injohannesburg. yes, he was interested in everybody. he knew my parents, he knew everyone‘s parents. he was especially interested in restless people, like i was! i was in bed with a cold, i had bad flu. he said, what would make you happy? i was always in trouble with the authorities. when you're expelled in those days, there are no other chances. i said...
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his critics want him to stand down now, but trevor bayliss sasy he'll see out his contract and leavefter the next ashes. good evening. we've just had four days of fa cup action and now we are straight into the league cup semi—finals. tomorrow it's cheslea against arsenal. tonight manchester city play the first leg of their tie against bristol city. these were the scenes in the quarter—finals as korey smith scored that injury—time winner for bristol city against manchester united at ashton gate. let's go live to the etihad stadium now, our correspondent natalie pirks is there for us. it could be special for bristol city, but you cannot see them doing the double against the manchester clubs! 7 the double against the manchester clubs!? youjust the double against the manchester clubs!? you just never know. tonight, bristol city have two attempt to answer a question that only one team has managed to answer. how do you defeat manchester city? undefeated in the league, flying. 15 clear. and still gunning for s i lve rwea r clear. and still gunning for silverwear on four fronts. how do brist
his critics want him to stand down now, but trevor bayliss sasy he'll see out his contract and leavefter the next ashes. good evening. we've just had four days of fa cup action and now we are straight into the league cup semi—finals. tomorrow it's cheslea against arsenal. tonight manchester city play the first leg of their tie against bristol city. these were the scenes in the quarter—finals as korey smith scored that injury—time winner for bristol city against manchester united at ashton...
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still to come: england's players aren't intellectually bothered enough about the departure of coach trevorouble amputee billy monger is back behind the wheel — as he learns to become a stunt driver. anthonyjoshua's world heavyweight unification fight against new zealand'sjoseph parker could be announced this week according to promoetr eddie hearn. the british fighter holds the wba and ibf belts and parker the wbo version. cardiff's principality stadium has been touted as a venue. i say the heavy terms are agreed, but this probably still a dozen points you could still have an argument about if you wanted to. but we both do want to make the flight. david higgins has flown to london from new zealand and we hope we can reach an agreement and hopefully with an announcement next week. but still a while to go. but it is the right fight for everybody. while one british fighter is at the top of the boxing tree. another big name is trying to recapture his glory days — former world light—welterweight champion amir khan has been speaking about his comeback to the sport. but he told our boxing correspo
still to come: england's players aren't intellectually bothered enough about the departure of coach trevorouble amputee billy monger is back behind the wheel — as he learns to become a stunt driver. anthonyjoshua's world heavyweight unification fight against new zealand'sjoseph parker could be announced this week according to promoetr eddie hearn. the british fighter holds the wba and ibf belts and parker the wbo version. cardiff's principality stadium has been touted as a venue. i say the...
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trevor: which was amazing.,000-plus comments, and almost 6,000 likes on that one video. but when we looked at the comments, one of the comments was, "i wish there was more info about the company." so what is the story? zoe: so our dad was manufacturing chocolate for 35 years with his brother-in-law. petros: our dad lost his job, he got laid off, and he was in a really bad position. we wanted to get our dad working again, and we wanted to create something completely new. zoe: we were all working in d.c. and living in d.c., and we packed up and we just left because we didn't want our dad to be out of a job. we wanted him to continue having something that he could feel proud about again. trevor: i think that's so special. brad: that's a really powerful story, that i think you'd be surprised on how much customers follow your brand and believe in it and support you. zoe: it's embarrassing for our dad or maybe he feels bad, and that's why i think, like, we don't like saying it. lemonis: i think people buy from people
trevor: which was amazing.,000-plus comments, and almost 6,000 likes on that one video. but when we looked at the comments, one of the comments was, "i wish there was more info about the company." so what is the story? zoe: so our dad was manufacturing chocolate for 35 years with his brother-in-law. petros: our dad lost his job, he got laid off, and he was in a really bad position. we wanted to get our dad working again, and we wanted to create something completely new. zoe: we were...
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- trevor noah, dakota fanning,
tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- trevor noah, dakota fanning,
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did you hear me, trevor? can you hear me, trevor? technical hitch, it has come back on. was clearly good at? i'm not sure, to be honest. he obviously got the bug, he started coaching at david lloyd in hull and i think that was the decision he made and i'm so pleased he did. chris, how good is he? well, he is our hope. i know we usually just have one he? well, he is our hope. i know we usuallyjust have one hope and we have been very lucky with andy murray but andy has taken a long time to look at kyle and help him both mentally and physically and helped him at his florida camps. that's been important because he has spotted in kyle visibility, because he has a weapon to be a world—class player and that forehand is a weapon, you can't get into the top players if you don't have something like that and he has shown in this tournament what that forehand can do. now it is about getting the experience. if it doesn't go great todayit experience. if it doesn't go great today it doesn't matter because he has made it to a semifinal and you can't buy that sort of experience and menta
did you hear me, trevor? can you hear me, trevor? technical hitch, it has come back on. was clearly good at? i'm not sure, to be honest. he obviously got the bug, he started coaching at david lloyd in hull and i think that was the decision he made and i'm so pleased he did. chris, how good is he? well, he is our hope. i know we usually just have one he? well, he is our hope. i know we usuallyjust have one hope and we have been very lucky with andy murray but andy has taken a long time to look...
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england's head cricket coach trevor bayliss says he plans to step down after the 2019 ashes series.t board about his decision a year ago. he's just seen his side beaten 4—0 in the ashes series in australia. great britain is aiming for its most successful winter olympics to date, after uk sport set a target of at least five medals from february's games in south korea. the current record is a four—medal haul, set by the team in 1924, and at the 2014 games in sochi. our sports correspondent joe wilson reports. korean cultural centre e central london, for everything the winter games means to the host nation it means more than ever to british sport. an audience gathered to hear the targets. lizzy arnold's goad we one of four won in 2014, five at least are expected this time. can we really be winning more medals, at more sports with more investment?th has to stop somewhere? it a good question. every time it seems to be this will be the best ever this time. you think, is it possible to keep going? the great thing with the winter olympics an paralympics it is a games that is developing in g
england's head cricket coach trevor bayliss says he plans to step down after the 2019 ashes series.t board about his decision a year ago. he's just seen his side beaten 4—0 in the ashes series in australia. great britain is aiming for its most successful winter olympics to date, after uk sport set a target of at least five medals from february's games in south korea. the current record is a four—medal haul, set by the team in 1924, and at the 2014 games in sochi. our sports correspondent...
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. >> i am completely with trevor.ould add that the pickup in premier xiall about taking control of the country. he made it clear that they need to manage the financial stability of the system. growth rates will slow down. i think the market is getting excited over an old story. is kind of done -- it is kind of done. >> some of the heat will be taken out of interest rate rises. don't worry about slowdown. to aine: we were speaking chief economist yesterday and you look at the composition of gdp, and china will probably be less of a supporter of global economies. do markets realize the different china that we will see in 2018? >> i don't think that they do. one challenge is that the goldilocks economy that we have been enjoying, the porridge could go cold again. if it does go cold, it will be china. happening, itped feels like the second half could be a different story. francine: you look at some of the manufactured in china, how long does it take for this economy to focus on consumption? >> i think it is happening grad
. >> i am completely with trevor.ould add that the pickup in premier xiall about taking control of the country. he made it clear that they need to manage the financial stability of the system. growth rates will slow down. i think the market is getting excited over an old story. is kind of done -- it is kind of done. >> some of the heat will be taken out of interest rate rises. don't worry about slowdown. to aine: we were speaking chief economist yesterday and you look at the...