i'm trevor noah!ur guest tonight is a writer and director whose animated short film "hair love" is up for an academy award next week. matthew a. cherry is joining us on the show! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's episode, how to win big on the z the worst way to be a millionaire, and neil brennan tell us what donald trump and 50 shades of grey have in common. so let's catch up on tads tads. ♪ let's kick it off with big health news. if you're a person who likes being alive and does not want to die soon, first of all, congratulations on being basic and, second, here's some good news for you -- >> good news this morning, americans' life expectancy has increased for the first time in four yearserring according to a new record from the centers for disease control. it shows life expectancy rose slightly in 2018 to 78.7 years. >> trevor: wow! this is major, for the first time in four years, american life expectancy is on the rise! big shout out to betty white for bumping up the average! we see you, g

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is an actor and comedian whose new movie is called "olympic dreams." nick kroll is joining us on the show, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, mike bloomberg is up against the wall. roy wood jr. takes us to the chitlin' circuit, and why your airplane seat could get you punched. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with climate change. antarctica is currently seeing record-breaking warm weather, but if you're thinking about going there for a picnic, you better be careful about where you sit. >> reporter: a massive iceberg about three times the size of the city of paris has broken off a glacier in antarctica. satellite images show the iceberg breaking away from the pine island glacier in recent days. it comes as temperatures on the antarctica peninsula spike to 65 degrees fahrenheit. scientists also captured this moment when a glacier recently collapsed in the very same region. take a look at that. >> trevor: wow. giant chunks

( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." >> thanks for having me. >> trevor:e to have you here because i think there are a few artists, never mind rappers, just artists who have as wide of an appeal as you do. there's not many people can say their fans include president barack obama and jerry seinfeld. that is quite a range of fans. did you ever think that might have happened in your life? >> i might have just realized it now. that's crazy, right? >> trevor: that must have been wild for you. for those of you who know jerry seinfeld, he's notorious for doing what he wants to, he likes what he likes and doesn't like what he doesn't like. he liked your music and said he wanted to do that about you. you did an album about nothing. >> i did a mix about nothing when i was quitting my job and doing this full time. then i did one called more about nothing. and then, you know, the fans is like can you do an album about nothing? i'm like, damn, i've got to ask jerry seinfeld to do original contest because i was using the show. but we got about maybe, like, eight hours o

i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight is one of the "avengers" and is the star of the netflix original "altered carbon," anthony mackie is joining us, everybody! also, bernie sanders is the new king of the democrats, the crossover is going on tour, and donald trump tries to pronounce indian words. let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick things off with the royal family. they're like the kardashians but less welcoming to black people. it's been a month since harry and meghan announced they wanted to leave the family, and now they're told they're free to go but have to leave their name tags behind. >> harry and meghan will be royals no more at least publicly. they released at the tails of stepping down with the royal duties, with the agreement the queen not use "royal" in any more philanthropic or commercial pursuits. they will no longer be able to use their royal titles after march 31. >> trevor: damn ham harry and meghan are losing their titles? that's the most embarrassing loss thins william's hai

>> trevor: that must have been wild for you.se of you who know jerry seinfeld, he's notorious for doing what he wants to, he likes what he likes and doesn't like what he doesn't like. he liked your music and said he wanted to do that about you. you did an album about nothing. >> i did a mix about nothing when i was quitting my job and doing this full time. then i did one called more about nothing. and then, you know, the fans is like can you do an album about nothing? i'm like, damn, i've got to ask jerry seinfeld to do original contest because i was using the show. but we got about maybe, like, eight hours of jerry talking. >> trevor: are you serious? >> yeah, to make the album about nothing. make sure if you don't got that, you get that. >> trevor: that is amazing. >> got to promote my stuff. >> trevor: that is applause ) jerry seinfeld is a friend and fan and on top of that you have barack obama who is, like, no, i would like wale to perform at the white house before the state of the union. >> yeah. >> trevor: what is that ex

i'm trevor noah.national formula one superstar daniel ricciardo is here, everybody. (cheers and applause) also on tonight's show, the president can't pick on somebody his own size, the democratic primary race is officially under way and jordan klepper gets impeached from a trump rally. let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with the super bowl. yesterday's big game was very exciting. like i don't know why they don't just make every football game the super bowl, you know, that way you get more people watching. and the best thing is even if you don't like the sport you will bound to find something else exciting. >> and they have done it. chiefs are super bowl champions. >> superstar quarterback patrick mahomes leading the charge in a thrilling comeback defeating the san francisco 49ers. mahomes making history at just 24 years old, becoming the youngest quarterback to be named super bowl mvp. >> i'm going to disney world. >> shakira an jennifer lopez wowed the crowd, singing and dancing u

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is an author whose debut novel is a satire of race in america called "such a fun age." kiley reid is joining us everybody. ( cheers and applause ) it's a really brilliant book. also on tonight's show, how you can go to space. roy wood jr. explores black fashion. and we find out if we're all gonna die. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick it off with nasa, america's most expensive way of collecting rocks. if you wanted to be an astronaut when you were a little kid, first of all, congratulations on being basic. ( laughter ) and, secondly, this may be your big chance. >> you want to be an astronaut? well, you better know how to swim. >> nasa is looking for a new crop of cadets willing to take the plunge in hopes of reaching outer space. >> the odds of being selected are pretty low. nasa only needs about 20 trainees for the next class. officials say degrees in math, science, and engineering are required, and you have to have a master's degree

>> trevor: damn! it was wild tonight.aven't seen white people go at each other that hard since khakis were on sale at banana republic. it's not surprising the debate got that hot because the stakes could not be higher, people. this debate is the last one before the south carolina primary this weekend and, remember, a few days after that is super tuesday. that's when 15 states all hold their primaries at the same time. and they do it at the same time because they got a deal on groupon. ( laughter ) so every candidate tonight needed to do well. but there was one candidate who needed it more than anyone else. former new york mayor and the only candidate not allowed to ride a rollercoaster michael bloomberg. >> the debate was a disaster for bloomberg. >> michael bloomberg, who had a pretty horrible first debate, i think that's a fair statement, right? >> bloomberg was awful. michael bloomberg fell flat on his debate. >> if you're michael bloomberg, you were so bad at that first debate, it doesn't matter how much money you're

i'm trevor noah.ur guest is a novelist whose new "riot baby" book turns racism into a science fiction nightmare! tochi onyebuchi is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) mayor pete is public enemy number one, ronny chieng helps new hampshire not become iowa and one of the careers wins an oscar but you will have to guess which one. let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ let's kick it off with the kos cars, the night where famous people fight over tiny gold men with no genitalia. ( laughter ) last night's ceremony was amaze bug it's hard not to notice the nominees were about as diverse as a mike pence family reunion. >> a 90-second academy awards were all about historic moments in tackling diversity. >> the oscars began with singer janelle monae, an issue highlighted by chris rock and steve martin. >> in 1999, no black nominees. >> and in 2020, we've got one. >> i thought there was something missing from the list this year. >> va junias? >> yu. >> "parasite" won four awards including best pictu

the mirror. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. the new hampshire primary gave life to bernie, pete and amy klobuchar. but while the new hampshire givette, it also takette away. the race is getting smaller as of last night's results. we did see the suspension or termination of presidential campaigns by andrew yang and senator michael bennett bennet. >> tonight is not going to be our night but let me say this to new hampshire. you may see me once again. >> you know i am the math guy. and it is clear tonight from the numbers that we are not going to win this race. we'll be back soon. in the mean time though, thank you all. god bless you and god bless the united states of america. >> trevor: i'm not going to lie, i don't get why candidates always say they'll be back when they know they won't. i know they don't want to seem like a loser but why not just be honest, you know, why not like new hampshire, you guys are never going to see me ever again. like it is the same problem with movie vilans, even when they are falling off a cliff or

let's do it, people, take a seat, let's make a show, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is one of the hardest working actors around you know from atlanta, knives out, get out and the new movie, the photograph. lakeith stanfield is joining us. (cheers and applause) also on tonight's show, the democratic party is getting real, the titanic is in trouble, and jussie smollett is making a sequel. so let's catch up on today's head behinds. let's kick it off with jussie smollett. empire actor and black pinnochio. a year ago he told an incredible story about being jumped on the street by two trump supporters. and now someone might finally go to jail for that attack. >> the dramatic new turn that thrust the jussie smollett case into the spotlight. >> he is once again facing charges in chicago for claiming he was the victim of a hate crime attack. >> this morning smollett is facing six new charges of disorderly conduct for lying to police. the move a stunning reversal after prosecutors dropped all 16 charges the actor originally faced in this new indictment the sp

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight created the landmark "1619 project" about slavery in america for "the new york times." nikole hannah-jones is joining us, everybody. ( applause ) also on tonight's episode, roy wood jr. kicks off black history month. it turns out traffic is all in your mind. and nancy pelosi tears trump a new one. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with the democratic primary. what was meant to be a one-day event in iowa has turned into a four-day shit show of confusion. ( laughter ) only about three-quarters of the ballots are in. so we still don't know who officially won. but as it stands, it's a close race between bernie sanders, the world's youngest old man-- and pete buttigeig, the world's oldest young man. ( laughter ) but regardless of how it ends, no one is around to give a victory speech, because the candidates have already moved on. >> today, all of the top candidates are in new hampshire ahead of the primary next week. and as you can see right there

i'm trevor noah! welcome to our live state of the union show. we're live, baby, and if you don't believe me, i'll show you now on the app the democratic party made. it says here it is now 2:00 p.m. on saturday. okay. anyway, we are live. you'll just have to believe me. less than an hour ago, president trump finished his third state of the union address. now the state of the union has been going on for hundreds of years, i know that. but when you take a step back, you have to admit, it's weird as a tradition. because why does the president get to give his own job evaluation? that is strange. nobody else gets to do that. he's up there, like, my economy, the best ever. my military, the best ever. my children -- eh, d-plus. eric. eric, you're holding us down. ( laughter ) this year's state of the union was extra weird because in case you forgot, it's happening right in the middle of trump's impeachment. so, for months, democrats have been saying trump is a threat to democracy and a danger to the public but now they have to clap while he gives a spee

i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight is an amazing singer/songwriter to perform music from her new album "before love came to kill us," yes jesse reyez is joining us! also jordan klepper tries to get the black vote, why the coronavirus is good for netflix and why bad guys don't use iphones. let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with president trump. ever since he moved in to the white house, he's been worried about two things -- one, that eric would find out where he went and, two, that a deep state inside his own government was secretly out to get him. well, it turns out he may have been right. >> a doctor who once told the nation president trump has incredible genes admits making some secret additions to mr. trump's diet et. >> ronny jackson served as presidential physician for five years till 2018. he tells the "new york times" he and his staff were working on improving the president's diet including putting cauliflower in the president's mashed potatoes. jackson told the "times" his g

lemonis: trevor, i think it would be good if you come. trevor: of course.think i need some backup. trevor: yeah, i got you. ♪ lemonis: how are you? kathleen: hi. welcome to focus groups. lemonis: nice to see you again. so, i'm taking ana to a focus group today, which is essentially a controlled environment, and it allows people to give real, honest feedback without feeling uncomfortable. it's going to open her eyes. kathleen: so, we have 10 people selected at random. there's a camera and two-way mirror. so, you can see them, they don't see you. ana: right. so, if they're here, isn't there this kind of presumption that they're trying to find what's wrong with something? kathleen: no. there's going to be people that really like it, as well. lemonis: let's go do it. kathleen: it'll be a learning experience. let's go. hi. ♪ thank you all for coming. i would like you to circle what you like on that label, cross out what you don't, and put a question mark by anything that you are confused about. done? so, now what i'd like you do, just without thinking, give me o

trevor.ere and the carolina hurricanes. >> all right. i feel that's the new "mighty ducks" movie is going to be about him. >> being able to step up to the plate like that, as a young reporter i was like, maybe one day i can step up to the anchor spot, it will be time. >> see, never give up hope. >> that's true. morning. >> stay with us for "good morning america." you have an amazing day. >>> making >>> making news in america this morning, outbreak spreading. the growing concern about the new coronavirus in four countries. this time, italy canceling events. stock markets falling overnight, and here at home, one state pushes back, fighting a plan to house infected patients. >>> bernie's big win. >> let us beat trump. >> sanders hoping to ride a wave of momentum into south carolina. what he's now saying about the cost of his health care plan. plus, the news overnight about joe biden and a key endorsement. >>> where are the children? the growing mystery surrounding two missing children from idaho

trevor alt joins us live from man tester. hi, trevor. >> good to be with you both. >> reporter: the leader for the democrats and the republicans was mayor michael bloomberg. after three townships senator amy klobuchar and chaotic this race is. the first votes cast in new hampshire and already some surprises. senator amy klobuchar leading after three tiny townships but in dixville notch michael bloomberg went for both democrats and republicans even though he's not even on the ballot. the vermont senator won new hampshire handily in 2016 and it could be a repeat victory today. >> i think we have a path to victory for the democratic nomination. >> reporter: sanders finds himself atop the race and according to a new quinnipiac poll across the entire country but mayor pete buttigieg with rising numbers of his own. trying to position himself as the sensible alternative. >> there is a hole in senator sanders' plan financially that's bigger than the entire size of the united states economy. big promises and not a lot behind it. >> re

. >> trevor: oh, no, young man -- disney country kind of want the $250, disney's going to get the $250! ( laughter ) right now, somewhere yoda is like my money bitch better have! ( laughter ) , so yeah, disney sent a

trevor shirley. >>well assemblyman rob bonta of alameda is calling on california to better protect immigrants targeted by us immigration and customs enforcement affecting previewed 3 new measures. the first is for released convict convicts who sentenced when they were under 18 this would prevent the department of corrections from giving them over to ice another bill would call for more oversight of law enforcement agencies that participate with the fbi's terrorism task force and the 3rd would people for prevent the state from working with any private businesses offering data are vetting services to ice law enforcement groups say they're still reviewing that legislation. san francisco police are looking for 3 people wanted in connection to 3 carjacking attempts. so we have a map here showing you where they all happened all within minutes of each other, as a matter of fact the 2.31 happened yesterday all the drivers by the way who were targeted did get away. but one of them was an uber driver and he sa

>>i'm trevor shirley in washington the irs is warning about tax ams coming up find out whayou need to keep in mind as you get ready to file ur taxes. plus the boy scouts fi for baruptcy as it faces hundreds of abuse lawsuits, we ha now, we know t trump strategy- try to win by attackg, distorting, dividi. mr. president: it. won't. work. newspapers report bloomberg is the democrat trump fears most. as predent, universal healthcare that lets people keep their coverage if they like it. a record on b creation. a doable plan combat climate change. led a complex, diverse city through 9-11 and i have common sense plans to move america away from chs to progress! i'm mike bloomberg and i approve thisessage. brzeziki:tom steyer...at this. bean: tom ster... o'donnell: surng in nevada scarborough: this is working for tom steyer. o'donnell: surging in uth carolina. smerconi: i don't think it's ju resources. mitchell: surging in two new polls wallace: polling at doubleh carodigits. king: up eleven ints from october. that is dramatic. steyer: m saying we have a broken government. that's what's going

washington dc correspondent trevor shirley reports. the trump administration often points to economic strength through strong unemployment numbers, currently around 3.5%. >>record number of young americans are now employed, but according to a new study by the brookings institution, 44% of workers between 1864 years old. >>only make about $18,000 a year. that's about 10 bucks an hour. so the unemployment numbers really important but it's not the whole story. >>just have to look at wages, martha ross one of the study's authors says those wages often aren't enough to live on especially for millions of service sector workers. we have a lot of retail clerks we have a lot of can utters a lot of house keepers we have a lot of jobs that don't pay very much. the study says part of the solution includes more education and skill building along with employers paying more i think a higher minimum wage is part of it but some like heritage foundation econimist romina bhatia says that could actually hurt workers but it's going to hurt minorities less

trevor, good morning. >> reporter: good morning, guys. yeah, there's so much at stake at the top and the bottom of the ballot here in new hampshire. some of these candidates hoping to get the first official win of the race while others are hoping to just hang on long enough to fight another day. the first votes have been cast in new hampshire and already some surprises. senator amy klobuchar leading after three tiny townships but in dixville notch former new york city mayor michael bloomberg won for democrats and republicans even though he's not even on the ballot. also overnight bernie sanders holding a rock concert rally. the vermont senator won new hampshire handily in 2016 and it could be a repeat victory today. >> if we win here tomorrow, i think we got a path to victory for the democratic nomination. >> reporter: sanders finds himself atop the race in new hampshire and according to a new quinnipiac poll across the entire country, but mayor pete buttigieg with rising numbers of his own. [ crowd chanting ] >> reporter: trying to posit

trevor: which was amazing. 2,000-plus comments, and almost 6,000 likes on that one video. but when we looked at the comments, one of the comments was, "i wish there was more info about the company." so what is the story? zoe: so our dad was manufacturing chocolate for 35 years with his brother-in-law. petros: our dad lost his job, he got laid off, and he was in a really bad position. we wanted to get our dad working again, and we wanted to create something completely new. zoe: we were all working in d.c. and living in d.c., and we packed up and we just left because we didn't want our dad to be out of a job. we wanted him to continue having something that he could feel proud about again. trevor: i think that's so special. brad: that's a really powerful story, that i think you'd be surprised on how much customers follow your brand and believe in it and support you. zoe: it's embarrassing for our dad or maybe he feels bad, and that's why i think, like, we don't like saying it. lemonis: i think people buy from peop

trevor alt is in manchester with highlights. roip former vice president joe biden led the debate in the debate. he quickly went after senator bernie sanders. >> what bernie saepd he said he wrote the damn thing but he can't say what the damn thing's going to cost. >> it will cost more than the entire budget we have now. it will save americans substantial sums of money. >> the affordable care act is now 10 points more popular than the president of the united states, so yltd we talk about blowing it up? >> we can start making health care better so americans from the beginning, but we have to agree to do that. >> after a strong performance, the candidates attacking mayor pete for his lack of experience. >> we need people with experience. >> we have a newcomer in the white house and look where it got us. >> we need perspective that will allow us to leave the politics of the past in the past and bring change to washington. >> a candidate not on the stage. former new york city mayor mike bloomberg. >> i guess if you're worth $60 milli

trevor ault, abc news, new york. >> are you a recliner?s, but i try to be mindful. >> yeah. >> so i don't know, i'm torn. >> i'm definitely a recliner, because i have to sleep on all modes of transportation. >> yes. >> on the trains, planes, automobiles. >> the space so is cramped. >> i say out of all of this craziness there's one thing we should all remember, it's all the airline's fault. when it all comes down to it, they cramp us all into a tin can, we can't even recline the seat we paid so much money for? i won't even name the airlines. >> i was going to say, are you really -- >> i'm not even going to name the airlines but there's some you can't even recline the seat. it's like a lawn chair. >> i know, it's bad. >> an expensive lawn chair. >> we just showed everyone the video, but can we quickly end here with her side? she tweeted, i am in pain, i've lost time at work, had to visit a doctor, had to have x-rays. that's what she felt. >> moving on, go ahead. >> thank you. >>> when we come back, why chaka khan's national anthem last night

trumuls t begins our n manc mornin trevor, good morning to you. >> reporter: good morning, kenneth d kimbmind at the last moments. while these results do give us a bit of claritity, the rest of the field is highly contested. [ crowd chanting ] new hampshire voters have spoken. senator bernie sanders wins the first in the nation primary. >> this victory here is the beginning of the end for donald trump. >> reporter: sanders had won new hampshire in 2016 by 22 points but this victory far closer edging out mayor pete buttigieg by only a few thousand votes. >> through a campaign that some said shouldn't be here at all >> reporter: rounding out the top tier, senator amy klobuchar riding a late wave of support from her most recent abc debate performance, pushing a message of unity and sensibility. >> donald trump's worst nightmare is that the people in the middle, the people who have had enough of the name-calling and the mud-slinging have someone to vote for in november. >> reporter: our exit poll showing half of voters made their decision in the last few days. 73% saying last friday's de