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>> trevor: so this is whatand i.uld only invite him at a very special time in the world. and iight. >> you should wait for a global pandemic. >> trevor: that's exactly what it is. >> he can't come to the studio, make sure you guys are literally thousands of miles away from each other. >> trevor: that's exactly it. but you're here now my friend, thank you so much for being here. >> i love you. >> trevor: i mean, this is such a strange time because, like you say, we've got protests in the streets, which you have been talking about. you know, you have been one to have the people most vocal about what's going on, talking about "black lives matter," sharing support. we've got coronavirus going on, whirlwind for you emotionally because you've got the joy of some of the beautiful shows you've created but you've also got the world stuck indoors watching the shows and then going outside and protesting and coming back in and watching your shows to calm down. >> it's all of the above. you are doing the same thing. it's a weird
>> trevor: so this is whatand i.uld only invite him at a very special time in the world. and iight. >> you should wait for a global pandemic. >> trevor: that's exactly what it is. >> he can't come to the studio, make sure you guys are literally thousands of miles away from each other. >> trevor: that's exactly it. but you're here now my friend, thank you so much for being here. >> i love you. >> trevor: i mean, this is such a strange time because, like...
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>> trevor! ( singing names ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> i'm so honored.irst night you took over when jon left and you said to me, i can't wait to have you on. it's only been, what, five years since you've had me on? >> trevor: so this is what happened -- i went home that night and i said, i saw josh gad and invited him to the show. a person said you should only invite him at a very special time in the world. and i said, all right. >> you should wait for a global pandemic. >> trevor: that's exactly what it is. >> he can't come to the studio, make sure you guys are literally thousands of miles away from each other. >> trevor: that's exactly it. but you're here now my friend, thank you so much for being here. >> i love you. >> trevor: i mean, this is such a strange time because, like you say, we've got protests in the streets, which you have been talking about. you know, you have been one to have the people most vocal about what's going on, talking about "black lives matter," sharing support. we've got coronavirus going on, the pandemic. it must be a whirlwi
>> trevor! ( singing names ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> i'm so honored.irst night you took over when jon left and you said to me, i can't wait to have you on. it's only been, what, five years since you've had me on? >> trevor: so this is what happened -- i went home that night and i said, i saw josh gad and invited him to the show. a person said you should only invite him at a very special time in the world. and i said, all right....
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i'm trevor noah. and it is now week five of the george floyd protests against police brutality, and month four of being stuck in my apartment recording the show. now, new york city is actually in phase two of reopening, which means many people can go back to their offices. however, i am not yet going back to the office, because that's exactly where corona thinks i'm going to go. to beat the virus are you have to think like the virus. in tonight's episode we talk to seth stoughton, and d.l. hughley, and what it's like to be black in america. first let's catch up on today's headlines. welcome to the "daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: let's kick things off with immigration. it's the reason your food has flavor, and how the president met 66% of his wives. when donald trump ran for office, his platform was that he opposed illegal immigration. >> and
i'm trevor noah. and it is now week five of the george floyd protests against police brutality, and month four of being stuck in my apartment recording the show. now, new york city is actually in phase two of reopening, which means many people can go back to their offices. however, i am not yet going back to the office, because that's exactly where corona thinks i'm going to go. to beat the virus are you have to think like the virus. in tonight's episode we talk to seth stoughton, and d.l....
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i'm trevor noah.s now da 66 of us staying inside and trying to stop the people are beginning to emerge from the coronavirus for the first time in months. when you're talking to someone in person and you want to change your background, you have to physically move to another location. we look at teaching in the time of krone arks michael kosta faces death and aunt becky gets a full scholarship to prison. welcome to "the daily distancing show." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: you know, when i'm feeling down, nothing makes me happier than hearing some good news. also prozac works, but since the state says i'm no longer allowed to write prescriptions because i'm not qualified, here's our good news for you in our ongoing segment, "a ray of sunshine." ♪ ♪ let's kick it off with weed, aka marijuana, jazz, spinach, nelson man-edibles. for many people, it has been an important way to get through
i'm trevor noah.s now da 66 of us staying inside and trying to stop the people are beginning to emerge from the coronavirus for the first time in months. when you're talking to someone in person and you want to change your background, you have to physically move to another location. we look at teaching in the time of krone arks michael kosta faces death and aunt becky gets a full scholarship to prison. welcome to "the daily distancing show." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> from trevor's couch in...
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. >> trevor: hey, everybody. i'm trevor noah, and welcome to another episode of "the daily distancing show." we're back, but we're still filming from my apartment because it's safer for everyone that way, and i'm still only halfway through my hoodie collection. now today's not going to be a normal show because nothing is normal right now. for one thing, there's still a global pandemic and, as of this weekend, 400,000 people from around the world have tied dyed from croafsz with 110,000 of the people here in the u.s. if you're out there, wearmasks d keep your distance as much as you can. there's even a bigger story going on about the biggest pandemic of owl, racism, which unlike the croches doesn't go away if you stay in your house for 14 days. instead, people have been taking to the streets. >> with the country in turmoil, hundreds of thousands of americans are protesting against systematic racism and police brutality ( chanting no justice no peace ) >> tens of thousands of americans protesting peacefully filling
. >> trevor: hey, everybody. i'm trevor noah, and welcome to another episode of "the daily distancing show." we're back, but we're still filming from my apartment because it's safer for everyone that way, and i'm still only halfway through my hoodie collection. now today's not going to be a normal show because nothing is normal right now. for one thing, there's still a global pandemic and, as of this weekend, 400,000 people from around the world have tied dyed from croafsz with...
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>> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show i'm trevor noah. on tonight's show, john legend is here to talk about his new album and he's going to give us a special socially-distanced performance. we're also going to be joined by bubba wallace to talk about nascar, the confederate flag, and the noose, the infamous noose that was found in his garage. so let's do this thing. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." ( * + *trevor + *) >> trevor: the big story that's had everybody talking, from social media to the morning news, has been bubba wallace, nascar, and the noose. now, if you missed the story, here's how it all went down: bubba wallace, the only black nascar driver, has been promoting the black lives matter movement and pushing nascar to ban the confederate flag from its races. nascar agreed, and bubba wallace immediately faced a huge firestorm from people who felt like he was b
>> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show i'm trevor noah. on tonight's show, john legend is here to talk about his new album and he's going to give us a special socially-distanced performance. we're also going to be joined by bubba wallace to talk about nascar, the confederate flag, and the noose, the infamous noose that was found in his garage. so let's do this thing. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >>...
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in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: let's begin with the police. if you're black, you know them as the guys pulling you over. if you're white, you know them as the guys that give lap dances at bachelorette parties. for three weeks since the killing of george floyd, millions of people around the country have been calling for police to be reined in. and after weeks of local leaders responding to the protests, today, the president carefull carefully shuffled down the ramp into the fray. called for some modest changes, like a database to track police misconduct. there was a new thing that would challenger police departments not to use choke holds, saying the choke holds should not be used unless an officer felt like his life was in danger, which means the thing can be used, but it can't be used. but it can be used. when trump came out to make these remarks, it just felt like his heart wasn't in it. >> americans believe we must summit the brave men and women in blue who police our streets and keep them safe. americans know the truth. wi
in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: let's begin with the police. if you're black, you know them as the guys pulling you over. if you're white, you know them as the guys that give lap dances at bachelorette parties. for three weeks since the killing of george floyd, millions of people around the country have been calling for police to be reined in. and after weeks of local leaders responding to the protests, today, the...
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click or call for a quote today. >> trevor:. >> trevor: we can back to "the daily distancing show." with all the protests sweeping across america, people have been comparing this moment to the civil rights movement to have the 1960s, and much like the 1960s, law enforcement officers have met the calls to end police brutality with even more police brutality. >> across the country peaceful protests have too often devolved into standoffs with police using militari' style tactics. >> move out of the way! flash bangs, tear gas, rubber bullets, helicopters. >> law enforcement in riot gear approach a barrier. protestors, hands up in the air chanting "don't shoot," but they shot tear gas and rubber bullets. ( shouting district >> the threat of terrorism after 9/11 convinced many departments to stock up. now those departments are phasing off against their own citizens >> trevor: just take a moment to think about that. the police department got this heavy-duty equipment to fight terrorists. that's why they got the equipment most 9/11, and now they're using it against americans who are exercis
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. >> trevor: thanks, john. going to hear john perform a single from "bigger love" right here on "the daily show." but first, as you may know, june is pride month, and right now, we want to highlight charities that are making a difference for l.g.b.t.q. people of color, like the national black justice coalition, which advocates for federal policies that fight against racism and homophobia. now, if you can help them and and you can, please donate what you can. and if you'd like to support efforts to help black l.g.b.t.q. people here in new york specifically, then you can donate to "the audre lorde project." they help communities of color fight for their rights and organize for change. until tomorrow, stay safe out there, check regularly for nooses, and now, to perform "never break" from his new album, please welcome back john legend. ♪ oh, yeah we got a good thing, babe ♪ whenever life is hard we'll never lose our way 'cause we both know who we are ♪ who knows about tomorrow? we don't know what's in the stars ♪ i
. >> trevor: thanks, john. going to hear john perform a single from "bigger love" right here on "the daily show." but first, as you may know, june is pride month, and right now, we want to highlight charities that are making a difference for l.g.b.t.q. people of color, like the national black justice coalition, which advocates for federal policies that fight against racism and homophobia. now, if you can help them and and you can, please donate what you can. and if...
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distancing show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: okay, first up, let's talk about some of the change taking place in america right now. in the weeks since protests began following the murder of george floyd, the movement has been more successful than many people could have imagined. 53% of american voters now say that they support "black lives matter" with only two -- when only two years ago it was around 40%. multiple major corporations in america have now said they are actively going to diversify their workplace and hire black people who they've previously discriminated against for so long, and millions of white americans are now desperately trying to find a second black friend. one to have the biggest shifts in america is something the country has been resisting for 155 years. >> over at the capitol, house speaker nancy pelosi is calling for nearly a dozen confederate statutes to be removed saying they play homage to hate. >> in richmond a con fefort statue of jefferson davis pulled down, the face smashed before towed
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: thank you so much for joining us. >> thanks, trevor. >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight.omedy central have been donating to three groups fighting against police brutality and systemic racism: the n.a.a.c.p. legal defense fund, the equal justice initiative, and the bail project. now, if you would like to chip, in all you need to do is going to the following link and donate whatever you can. until tomorrow, stay safe out there. don't write a book about trump. and now here it is, your moment of zen. >> the governor and the mayor of seattle, who i think are holding their cops back, i would say, gently, if you hate cops, just because they're cops, then the next time you get in trouble, call a crack head. ♪ ♪ ♪ - ♪ i'm goin' down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time - ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm goin' down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind - ♪ ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ [muffled] - ♪ come on down to south park and meet
: thank you so much for joining us. >> thanks, trevor. >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight.omedy central have been donating to three groups fighting against police brutality and systemic racism: the n.a.a.c.p. legal defense fund, the equal justice initiative, and the bail project. now, if you would like to chip, in all you need to do is going to the following link and donate whatever you can. until tomorrow, stay safe out there. don't write a book about trump. and now here...
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i'm trevor noah. on tonight's episode, laverne cox is here to talk about trans representation in tv and film. n.f.l. star and activist malcolm jenkins will talk about his new initiative that he announced at the espys, and president trump relaunches his campaign in a stadium packed with tens of people. let's catch up on today's headlines. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah! ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's begin with statues. the house where society honors people from history and the park where teenagers meet to buy drugs. protesters have been tearing down confederate memorials around the country since the george floyd protest began. so many of the statues have been pulled down that people are turning their sites on other historical figures. >> in portland protesters lighting on fire the monument of george washington before pulling it down. the nation's first president face down and covered in gra
i'm trevor noah. on tonight's episode, laverne cox is here to talk about trans representation in tv and film. n.f.l. star and activist malcolm jenkins will talk about his new initiative that he announced at the espys, and president trump relaunches his campaign in a stadium packed with tens of people. let's catch up on today's headlines. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing...
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i will see you out there. >> trevor: when we [son] mom! yeah... [son] i fell.ndages in the cabinet. [son] i'm bleeding. grab two. sheba. what cats want. ♪ where will you go first? will it be familiar streets? or perhaps unknown roads? wherever you may go, lexus will welcome you back with exceptional offers. find a lexus for every road at lexus.com experience amazing at your lexus dealer. welcome back to the daily social distancing show, we're all handling coronavirus in our own way but some are having a better time of it than others. for more on this we dwhrek in with jaboukie young-white. >> thank you, trevor. this pandemic really has people think being different groups of people, from our essential workers to health-care providers. yes, clap it up, give it up but what about affluent americans, this frect fas rich people just as much as anyone else but thank god rich people have one of the best antibodyies money. >> the wealth' escaping charges by chartedderring private jet, airlifting their entire families to a holiday home to sit it out. >> second and third
i will see you out there. >> trevor: when we [son] mom! yeah... [son] i fell.ndages in the cabinet. [son] i'm bleeding. grab two. sheba. what cats want. ♪ where will you go first? will it be familiar streets? or perhaps unknown roads? wherever you may go, lexus will welcome you back with exceptional offers. find a lexus for every road at lexus.com experience amazing at your lexus dealer. welcome back to the daily social distancing show, we're all handling coronavirus in our own way but...
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: thank you so much for joining us. >> thanks, trevor. >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight. "the daily show" and comedy central have been donating to three groups fighting against police brutality and systemic racism: the n.a.a.c.p. legal defense fund, the equal justice initiative, and the bail project. now, if you would like to chip, in all you need to do is going to the following link and donate whatever you can. until tomorrow, stay safe out there. don't write a book about trump. and now here it is, your moment of zen. >> the governor and the mayor of seattle, who i think are holding their cops back, i would say, gently, if you hate cops, just because they're cops, then the next time you get in trouble, call a crack head. ♪ ♪ (funky disco plays) ♪ my name is cleveland brown ♪ and i am proud to be ♪ right back in my hometown ♪ with my new family ♪ there's old friends and new friends ♪ ♪ and even a bear ♪ through good times and bad times ♪ ♪ it's true love we share ♪ and so i found a place ♪ where everyone will know ♪ my happy mustached face ♪ this is the cleveland show. ♪
: thank you so much for joining us. >> thanks, trevor. >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight. "the daily show" and comedy central have been donating to three groups fighting against police brutality and systemic racism: the n.a.a.c.p. legal defense fund, the equal justice initiative, and the bail project. now, if you would like to chip, in all you need to do is going to the following link and donate whatever you can. until tomorrow, stay safe out there. don't write...
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>> trevor: now, that's freedom. when we come back, we'll tell you why trump's big campaign rally had more empty seats than a movie theater during corona. so don't go away. [♪] think you need to buy expensive skincare products to see dramatic results? try olay skin care. just one jar of micro-sculpting cream has the hydrating power of 5 jars of a prestige cream, which helps plump skin cells and visibly smooth wrinkles. while new olay retinol24... provides visibly smoother, brighter skin. for dramatic skincare results, try olay. and now receive 25% off your purchase at olay.com brand power. helping you buy better. look limu! someone out there needs help customizing their car insurance with liberty mutual, so they only pay for what they need. false alarm. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ blended with purpose for dry, from wdamaged hair with lush honey and propolis known to nourish and repair as a whole blend, it helps heal damage to the ends blended makes us better whole blends by gar
>> trevor: now, that's freedom. when we come back, we'll tell you why trump's big campaign rally had more empty seats than a movie theater during corona. so don't go away. [♪] think you need to buy expensive skincare products to see dramatic results? try olay skin care. just one jar of micro-sculpting cream has the hydrating power of 5 jars of a prestige cream, which helps plump skin cells and visibly smooth wrinkles. while new olay retinol24... provides visibly smoother, brighter skin....
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>> trevor: hey, everybody, i'm trevor noah. welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show." on tonight's show, i'm going to be joined by joe biden, former vice president of the united states and presumptive democratic nominee for president. we're going to be talking about his response to the black lives matters movement, his proposals for police reform, and what he's searching for in a running mate. also on tonight's episode: georgia's primary is a catastrophe, "gone with the wind" is gone from tv, and why baby names are changing forever. so let's get into it! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." ♪ ♪ >> trevor: okay, first up: since the murder of george floyd, activists and protesters around the country have been rallying around the slogans "defund the police" and "abolish the police." and while that hasn't happened yet in our cities, it is happening
>> trevor: hey, everybody, i'm trevor noah. welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show." on tonight's show, i'm going to be joined by joe biden, former vice president of the united states and presumptive democratic nominee for president. we're going to be talking about his response to the black lives matters movement, his proposals for police reform, and what he's searching for in a running mate. also on tonight's episode: georgia's primary is a catastrophe,...
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>> trevor: oh, snap, "barack hussein obama."t's how you know you're in trouble, when fox is calling you by your full government name: "barack hussein jihad nairobi kenya obama, get your butt down here right now!" now, as you can tell, fox news hasn't been this excited since the last time colin kaepernick bent down to tie his shoe. but here's the basic idea of what this is about: they're claiming that when obama was president, he illegally used the power of the justice department to spy on his political enemy, donald trump. and if you're thinking, "wait, didn't we already do this a year ago and they called it name "spygate"? yeah, we did. if we can have five spider-mans and 30 batmans, then why can't trump bring back his favorite conspiracies, too? but, basically, right after the election, the intelligence community discovered that michael flynn-- trump's 2016 national security advisor and "guy most likely to punch a little league umpire"-- was having secret conversations with foreign powers. and now you might be wondering why th
>> trevor: oh, snap, "barack hussein obama."t's how you know you're in trouble, when fox is calling you by your full government name: "barack hussein jihad nairobi kenya obama, get your butt down here right now!" now, as you can tell, fox news hasn't been this excited since the last time colin kaepernick bent down to tie his shoe. but here's the basic idea of what this is about: they're claiming that when obama was president, he illegally used the power of the justice...
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[upbeat country music] - [groans] >> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to the ep soafd the daily social distancing shoarks i'm trevor noah and it has now been nine weeks of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tich the day, you want a great way to keep yourself busy kids busy and make money, teach your kids how to sew face masks. and if you are thinking wait, isn't that just a sweat shop, don't be ridiculous strks a sweat home. anyway, on tonight's episode beach fashion in the age of corona, where people are getting wet at church and president obama takes trump to school. so let's get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. >> trevor: every day our news feeds are bombarded by countless stories of bad coronavirus updates and stories about what celebrities look like now. either way, st all de pressing. so to help us remember the brighter life, let's get on with our ongoing segment, a ray of
[upbeat country music] - [groans] >> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to the ep soafd the daily social distancing shoarks i'm trevor noah and it has now been nine weeks of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tich the day, you want a great way to keep yourself busy kids busy and make money, teach your kids how to sew face masks. and if you are thinking wait, isn't that just a sweat shop, don't be ridiculous strks a sweat home. anyway, on...
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back to you, trevor. >> trevor: thank you so much for that, roy, that was amazing.on't go away because jon stewart is next. we'll be right back. ck to the daily social distancing show. earlier today i spoke with my old boss jon stewart. his new movie irresistible which he wrote and directed will be in theaters and on demand beginning june 26th. we talked about his movie and much more. >> do me a favor, look at your lens and not the screen so it-- yeah, that is closer to it, yeah, there, there. >> that. >> yeah, that's it. but don't look the aw. >> no, don't look there, please. (laughter). >> trevor: oh man, jon stewart, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> i have been doing press now for it's got to be a week straight, junk ets and everything, and this is how i have been doing it. and for the first time since i have been doing this, someone has the des ent-- desencee to go you might want to look at the camera. >> trevor: but you know, st the common new t is like a thing people don't realize, because our screens and cameras, someone needs to put them in li
back to you, trevor. >> trevor: thank you so much for that, roy, that was amazing.on't go away because jon stewart is next. we'll be right back. ck to the daily social distancing show. earlier today i spoke with my old boss jon stewart. his new movie irresistible which he wrote and directed will be in theaters and on demand beginning june 26th. we talked about his movie and much more. >> do me a favor, look at your lens and not the screen so it-- yeah, that is closer to it, yeah,...
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captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> trevor: hey, everybody, i'm trevor noah. welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show." on tonight's episode, we wanted to talk about the only conversation every american is having right now: what do you do about the police? do you abolish them? do you defund them? do you make them smoke the whole carton of tear gas so they learn their lesson? well, tonight instead of guessing or using some random account on twitter to try and figure it out, we're going to be speaking to actual organizers and some of the actual people who have been behind the "defund the police" andthe abolish movements from the very beginning. so if you're confused, or if you don't agree, or if you just want to try and find out what the hell is going on, well, tonight's episode is specific for you you. yeah, you bryan. i see you. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: al
captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> trevor: hey, everybody, i'm trevor noah. welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show." on tonight's episode, we wanted to talk about the only conversation every american is having right now: what do you do about the police? do you abolish them? do you defund them? do you make them smoke the whole carton of tear gas so they learn their lesson? well, tonight instead of guessing or using some random account on...
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please, god, help us. >> trevor: goddamn, did you see those lines. that doesn't look like a voting day. that looked like the last scene in "us." kudos for that white woman to use her complaining power to defend democracy. we need to see more of that instead of white women klaining their iced tea is cold. whether you're wyatt, black, republican, or democrat, nobody should have to struggle to vote. i think we can all agree on that. nobody should have to wait four hours to vote. this is an election, not the latest pair of jordans. and that's what it was yesterday was, an unnecessary struggle. and the reason it went wrong is because of everything. >> georgia, a key battleground state in november, had rescheduled its primary twice because of the coronavirus pandemic. health concerns kept many longtime poll workers from showing up today, leaving inexperienced volunteers to run new voting machines for the first time. >> polling precincts that were at churches, assisted living centers, and senior centers had to be moved because of the coronavirus. >> georgia
please, god, help us. >> trevor: goddamn, did you see those lines. that doesn't look like a voting day. that looked like the last scene in "us." kudos for that white woman to use her complaining power to defend democracy. we need to see more of that instead of white women klaining their iced tea is cold. whether you're wyatt, black, republican, or democrat, nobody should have to struggle to vote. i think we can all agree on that. nobody should have to wait four hours to vote....
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>> trevor: i feel you there.hat's why your words connected with so many people and i think that's why we've seen so many people, as you say, stepping off the sidelines and saying, hey, man, enough is enough. ll cool j, thank you so much for joining us on the show. hope we see you soon again, my friend. >> thanks, trevor. i appreciate you and salute you. congratulations on everything you're doing, your book, success. when this is over, i'm going to come sit on the couch, man. >> trevor: appreciate you. >> all right, peace. >> trevor: that's our show for tonight. but before we go, "the daily show" and comedy central have been donating to three groups fighting against police brutality and systemic racism -- naacp legal defense fund, the equal justice initiative, and the bail project. now, if you would like to help out and you have the means, then please go to the following link and donate whatever you can. until next week, stay safe out there, enjoy juneteenth and now here it is, your moment of zen. ♪ ♪ >> but i'm g
>> trevor: i feel you there.hat's why your words connected with so many people and i think that's why we've seen so many people, as you say, stepping off the sidelines and saying, hey, man, enough is enough. ll cool j, thank you so much for joining us on the show. hope we see you soon again, my friend. >> thanks, trevor. i appreciate you and salute you. congratulations on everything you're doing, your book, success. when this is over, i'm going to come sit on the couch, man....
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the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: all right, before we get into the conversation that's happening among activists and everyone in america, let's catch up with the ongoing conversation in washington. because while the movement in the street has been building up steam, democrats in washington have been scrambling to respond. but yesterday, i think they figured it out. with-- >> some were not a fan of the colorfucolorful kente scarf turt into a political prop. >> trevor: okay i understand the symbol symbolic gesture of kneeling to remember george floyd. what i don't understand is why they had to dress like extras from "coming to america 2." a lot of people were confused about why democrats wore african cloth to talk about george floyd and police brutality. it felt as if they were trying too hard. but i'm just glad they managed to talk nancy pelosi down from the original outfit she planned. a step too far. and, look, however much you want to blame nancy pelosi and the democrats for doing this, we also have to assign some of the blame to the african store owner who kne
the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: all right, before we get into the conversation that's happening among activists and everyone in america, let's catch up with the ongoing conversation in washington. because while the movement in the street has been building up steam, democrats in washington have been scrambling to respond. but yesterday, i think they figured it out. with-- >> some were not a fan of the colorfucolorful kente scarf turt into a...
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thanks for being on the show. >> thanks for having me. >> trevor: stay safe.ight after the break i talk to the one and only ll cool j. stick around.ing show." my next guest is legendary rapper and actor ll cool j. i spoke to him about the "black lives matter" movement and how he's expanding his "rock the bells" platform to put hip-hop culture and ownership in the hands of the black community. ll cool j, welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> thank you, man. yeah, we are socially distanced, following the protocol, you know what i'm sayin'. >> trevor: that's what we're doing. thank you so much for being on the show, man. you are a legend. you are a legend who's been there from the very beginning, and what i loved about touching base with ll cool j again during this time was seeing how you're one of the few people who hasn't decided to completely try and gravitate towards the young and the new, you've gone, no, i want to take what people consider the old and show them how fresh it is with "rock the bells." tell me why you've chosen to focus on classic hip-hop
thanks for being on the show. >> thanks for having me. >> trevor: stay safe.ight after the break i talk to the one and only ll cool j. stick around.ing show." my next guest is legendary rapper and actor ll cool j. i spoke to him about the "black lives matter" movement and how he's expanding his "rock the bells" platform to put hip-hop culture and ownership in the hands of the black community. ll cool j, welcome to "the daily distancing show."...
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>> trevor: i feel more connected and disconnected than ever before.eeling the same thing. you know, because everything we do is like this now. but then like you know, you are talking to someone but they're not there, and i'm trying to see your face but then i see my face in the corner, because there's another picture, another camera and it is like how are you dealing with it? are you coping? >> yeah, i mean you know, first of all, the family is healthy, the family is good. so that's one. i think i definitely have gotten more used to communicating in this more digital space where at first i was completely weirded out by it. but now i'm embracing it and i feel like i get it. so it's working out. >> trevor: you have written a new song and again, you know, alicia keys rights songs about love, alicia keys writes songs about the journey of fawing in love, heartbreak, et cetera. but this is a different type of heartbreak. you have written a song and the title of the song is perfect way to die. tell me a little bit about the why of the song, why did you write
>> trevor: i feel more connected and disconnected than ever before.eeling the same thing. you know, because everything we do is like this now. but then like you know, you are talking to someone but they're not there, and i'm trying to see your face but then i see my face in the corner, because there's another picture, another camera and it is like how are you dealing with it? are you coping? >> yeah, i mean you know, first of all, the family is healthy, the family is good. so that's...
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. >> trevor: yes, gay people across america just got a huge win. mike pence just got a huge aneurysm, the supreme court has ruled that people cannot be discriminated against at work simply because of their sexual orientation or gender identity. and the reason is because they are protected by the 1964 civil rights act. and you got to admit, that is one bad ass law to still be helping more groups get equal rights. i mean we have to buy a new iphone every two years but show this act is rolling out new features 56 years later. and obviously this should all be basic de sensee. nobody should be faired just for being gay. the only reason you should be fired is if you are doing your job poorly. or if you are doing your job so well that you make the rest of us look bad, then you also need to go now the supreme court ruling isn't the only good news for human rights that is coming out right now. because over the weekend black lives matter rallies continued spreading around the globe. >> black lives matter and antiracism protests continue around the world. tho
. >> trevor: yes, gay people across america just got a huge win. mike pence just got a huge aneurysm, the supreme court has ruled that people cannot be discriminated against at work simply because of their sexual orientation or gender identity. and the reason is because they are protected by the 1964 civil rights act. and you got to admit, that is one bad ass law to still be helping more groups get equal rights. i mean we have to buy a new iphone every two years but show this act is...
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. >> trevor: hey, everybody, i'm trevor noah and welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show. we're back but we're still filming from my apartment because it's saver for everyone that way and i'm still only halfway through my hoodie collection. now today's not going to be a normal show and that's because nothing is normal right now. for one thing there's still a global pandemic and as of this weekend 400,000 people around the world have died from coronavirus, with more than 110,000 of those people here in the u.s. so please remember, if you are out there, wear a mask and keep your distance as much as you can. but believe it or not, there is an even bigger story going on right now about the greatest pandemic of all, racism, which unlike the coronavirus, doesn't go away if stay in your house for 14 days. so instead, people have been taking to the streets. >> with a country in turmoil, hundreds of thousands of americans are protesting against systemic racism and police brutality. >> no justice, no peace. no justice, no peace. >> tens of thousands of americans protesting pea
. >> trevor: hey, everybody, i'm trevor noah and welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show. we're back but we're still filming from my apartment because it's saver for everyone that way and i'm still only halfway through my hoodie collection. now today's not going to be a normal show and that's because nothing is normal right now. for one thing there's still a global pandemic and as of this weekend 400,000 people around the world have died from coronavirus, with more...
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. >> trevor: hey, everybody, what's going on. welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah and still in my apartment, still doing the show. and you know what's crazy is here we are. another monday, another monday in the middle of corona and in the middle of protests about police brutality. and yet it's another monday of another police brutality incident. like another story that has people going how long, how much, when is it enough. the story is out of atlanta. rayshard brooks. and forgive me if i get any of the details wrong. but as far as i know, you have probably seen the video or read the story. rayshard was in his car in a wendy's drive thru. he was drunk or tip see or he had had alcohol and he fell asleep. fell asleep, people are driving around his car. and so somebody at the windies called the cops. the cops arrived at wendys and they get rayshard out of the car. and they start talking to him for about 30 minutes. asking him, is he drunk, why is he driving, what is going on. it seems pret
. >> trevor: hey, everybody, what's going on. welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah and still in my apartment, still doing the show. and you know what's crazy is here we are. another monday, another monday in the middle of corona and in the middle of protests about police brutality. and yet it's another monday of another police brutality incident. like another story that has people going how long, how much, when is it enough. the story is out of...
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." >> trevor: right. >> now today, everybody-- not only should cops be wearing body cams. everybody has a bodyical. everybody has a cell phone. the last words of george floyd, "i can't breathe," they would have been cons qesh, but if they had not seen him take his last breath, none of this would have been nearly as consequential. because people are now saying, "my god. did you see that?" it's one of those inflection points. >> trevor: it really does feel like an inflection point and it is one that is difficult for many americans to navigate. most americans agree there is a problem in policing between police and the black community and even many poor white communities. this is something we know what we look at interactions between police and the american people. you have come out in favor of police reform, you know. but what does that actually mean? because some people think that you cannot reform an institution that is fundamentally rotten in
." >> trevor: right. >> now today, everybody-- not only should cops be wearing body cams. everybody has a bodyical. everybody has a cell phone. the last words of george floyd, "i can't breathe," they would have been cons qesh, but if they had not seen him take his last breath, none of this would have been nearly as consequential. because people are now saying, "my god. did you see that?" it's one of those inflection points. >> trevor: it really does...
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. >> trevor: great job, dulce. next up, you should fix "green book." now, while our movies are getting a lesson in racism, we're also making some updates to the "movies of reading": books. >> one woman is changing the way peole look at racism by changing its definition. kennedy mitchum contacted merriam-webster after she saw folks quoting the definition of racism online. mitchum says the definition should include that there is a systemic oppression upon a group of people. it is not simply just dislike of someone because of the color of their skin or ethnicity. the editor of merriam-webster agreed and said a revision to the entry of racism is being drafted. >> trevor: you know this
. >> trevor: great job, dulce. next up, you should fix "green book." now, while our movies are getting a lesson in racism, we're also making some updates to the "movies of reading": books. >> one woman is changing the way peole look at racism by changing its definition. kennedy mitchum contacted merriam-webster after she saw folks quoting the definition of racism online. mitchum says the definition should include that there is a systemic oppression upon a group...
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. >> certainly encouraging news there, trevor ault for us. thank you. >>> as trevor mentioned this is the first weekend beaches in miami are open since the stay-at-home order began. miami mayor francis suarez is
. >> certainly encouraging news there, trevor ault for us. thank you. >>> as trevor mentioned this is the first weekend beaches in miami are open since the stay-at-home order began. miami mayor francis suarez is
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>> trevor ault leading us off tonight. trevor, thank you. >>> and alarming headlines in texas, where some health experts warn the state is facing a possible humanitarian catastrophe. covid-19 cases surging by the thousands across the state. governor greg abbott, reluctant about ordering a shutdown, now saying he has at least one regret. here's abc's zohreen shah. >> reporter: tonight, with texas topping 5,000 cases for a record-breaking fifth day in a row, the governor with a stunning admission of regret. >> if i could have done anything differently, it would have been to delay the opening of bars. >> reporter: governor abbott now acknowledging some texas businesses may have increased the spread. >> bars is a type of setting that's not made for a pandemic. bars invites people to gather together to drink and to have conversations. >> reporter: on friday, those bars ordered to shut down for a second time, after police shared video of scenes like these last weekend. restaurants capping capacity at 50%. >> ups and downs, you k
>> trevor ault leading us off tonight. trevor, thank you. >>> and alarming headlines in texas, where some health experts warn the state is facing a possible humanitarian catastrophe. covid-19 cases surging by the thousands across the state. governor greg abbott, reluctant about ordering a shutdown, now saying he has at least one regret. here's abc's zohreen shah. >> reporter: tonight, with texas topping 5,000 cases for a record-breaking fifth day in a row, the governor with...