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trevor: trevor. travis: travis. brad: brad.nnects artists from around the world with companies looking for unique designs for their products. the artists earn a royalty, the company gets some great designs, and everybody wins. it's a business with purpose, and it makes it a great fit for our company. take a minute, the three of you, and i want you to pick out designs that we're gonna launch. travis: okay. lemonis: okay? guys, there's all these, as well. stay on story. you were selling these watches for $35 retail price, and they were costing you...? travis: $5. lemonis: $5. and so if they end up costing you $10 or $11, i think that the perceived value difference between plain one and this, it's got to be $15 or $20. flex's watches used to cost them $5 to make, and they would sell them for $35. licensing printed village designs will cost as additional $5, bringing the total to $10. but it will also boost the perceived value of the watch, allowing us to raise the price of the watch by as much as $20. so that $5 investment will en
trevor: trevor. travis: travis. brad: brad.nnects artists from around the world with companies looking for unique designs for their products. the artists earn a royalty, the company gets some great designs, and everybody wins. it's a business with purpose, and it makes it a great fit for our company. take a minute, the three of you, and i want you to pick out designs that we're gonna launch. travis: okay. lemonis: okay? guys, there's all these, as well. stay on story. you were selling these...
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i'm trevor noah. today is tuesday, july 28, and here's a tip for all of you who are tryig to eat out: if you want to go to a restaurant but are worried about removing your mask, just order soup. it'll seep right through it. anyway, on tonight's episode, senate republicans are helping fighter jets get back to work. lewis black would rather die than try outdoor dining. and president trump finally found someone to replace dr. fauci. so let's do this people. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> captioning sponsored by comedy central from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: the big news today is about helping people to survive the coronavirus shutdowns that have now forced them out of work. because, remember, corona isn't just stopping you from going to the gym to take mirror selfies. it's also decimated the world economy. now, countries have been taking different approaches to help wo
i'm trevor noah. today is tuesday, july 28, and here's a tip for all of you who are tryig to eat out: if you want to go to a restaurant but are worried about removing your mask, just order soup. it'll seep right through it. anyway, on tonight's episode, senate republicans are helping fighter jets get back to work. lewis black would rather die than try outdoor dining. and president trump finally found someone to replace dr. fauci. so let's do this people. welcome to "the daily social...
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. >> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show i'm trevor noah. on tonight's show, john legend is here to talk about his new album and he's going to give us a special socially-distanced performance. we're also going to be joined by bubba wallace to talk about nascar, the confederate flag, and the noose, the infamous noose that was found in his garage. so let's do this thing. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." ( * + *trevor + *) >> trevor: the big story that's had everybody talking, from social media to the morning news, has been bubba wallace, nascar, and the noose. now, if you missed the story, here's how it all went down: bubba wallace, the only black nascar driver, has been promoting the black lives matter movement and pushing nascar to ban the confederate flag from its races. nascar agreed, and bubba wallace immediately faced a huge firestorm from people who felt like he was b
. >> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show i'm trevor noah. on tonight's show, john legend is here to talk about his new album and he's going to give us a special socially-distanced performance. we're also going to be joined by bubba wallace to talk about nascar, the confederate flag, and the noose, the infamous noose that was found in his garage. so let's do this thing. welcome to "the daily social distancing show."...
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i'm trevor noah. today is july 20th, and new york has officially entered phase four of the reopening -- or as coronavirus calls it, back to work, baby. as you can see, i am still filming from my apartment because i'm using the tv studio to store grain. yeah, you've got to be ready for the second wave. on "the daily distancing show," trader joe decolonizes itself. kanye west drops his wearsest track yet and, and still finding a way to take trump to school. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world. this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: let's begin today's episode with the celebration of john lewis. the civil rights icon who died friday at the age of 80. all weekend, people were remembering just how extraordinary this man's life was. >> civil rights icon and american hero john lewis passing away at age 80. as a college student, he helped lead the fight against racial inequality by participating in multi
i'm trevor noah. today is july 20th, and new york has officially entered phase four of the reopening -- or as coronavirus calls it, back to work, baby. as you can see, i am still filming from my apartment because i'm using the tv studio to store grain. yeah, you've got to be ready for the second wave. on "the daily distancing show," trader joe decolonizes itself. kanye west drops his wearsest track yet and, and still finding a way to take trump to school. welcome to "the daily...
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i'm trevor noah. on tonight's episode, laverne cox is here to talk about trans representation in tv and film. n.f.l. star and activist malcolm jenkins will talk about his new initiative that he announced at the espys, and president trump relaunches his campaign in a stadium packed with tens of people. let's catch up on today's headlines. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah! ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's begin with statues. the house where society honors people from history and the park where teenagers meet to buy drugs. protesters have been tearing down confederate memorials around the country since the george floyd protest began. so many of the statues have been pulled down that people are turning their sites on other historical figures. >> in portland protesters lighting on fire the monument of george washington before pulling it down. the nation's first president face down and covered in gra
i'm trevor noah. on tonight's episode, laverne cox is here to talk about trans representation in tv and film. n.f.l. star and activist malcolm jenkins will talk about his new initiative that he announced at the espys, and president trump relaunches his campaign in a stadium packed with tens of people. let's catch up on today's headlines. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing...
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show" with trevor noah! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's begin with california, home to the most george emmy voters in the nation. 'sup, y'all? one month ago the golden state announced it was doing a good enough job at fighting the coronavirus that restaurants, stores an and other businesses could welcome customers back in. one to have the customers was coronavirus. >> california, the home state of nearly one out of every eight americans is making an abrupt u-turn to roll back a surge in coronavirus infections. california has recorded another 110,000 cases in the last 14 days including another 8,000 yesterday. >> covid 19 is not going away anytime soon. >> just over one month after reopening several sectors of california's economy, governor gavin newsom is reversing course. yesterday, ha announced gyms, churches and hair salons would be among those forced to close in 29 california counties, while bars, indoor restaurants and movie theaters will close across the entire state. >> and the state's two biggest school syste
show" with trevor noah! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's begin with california, home to the most george emmy voters in the nation. 'sup, y'all? one month ago the golden state announced it was doing a good enough job at fighting the coronavirus that restaurants, stores an and other businesses could welcome customers back in. one to have the customers was coronavirus. >> california, the home state of nearly one out of every eight americans is making an abrupt u-turn to roll back a...
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i'm trevor noah. it is tuesday, and as you can see, although many people around the country are going back to their offices, we are still not allowed to go back to the studio, because i rented it out on airbnb to some dude from norway and now he refuses to leave. du burde dra hjem, halvor. takk skal du ha. anyway, on tonight's show, coronavirus is extending its visa. jeffrey epstein's alleged accomplice has been foiled and president trump might be finding a new job. so let's do this, people. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's begin with california, home to the most george emmy voters in the nation. 'sup, y'all? one month ago the golden state announced it was doing a good enough job at fighting the coronavirus that restaurants, stores an and other businesses could welcome customers back in. one to have the customers was coronavirus. >> californi
i'm trevor noah. it is tuesday, and as you can see, although many people around the country are going back to their offices, we are still not allowed to go back to the studio, because i rented it out on airbnb to some dude from norway and now he refuses to leave. du burde dra hjem, halvor. takk skal du ha. anyway, on tonight's show, coronavirus is extending its visa. jeffrey epstein's alleged accomplice has been foiled and president trump might be finding a new job. so let's do this, people....
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i'm trevor noah. today is wednesday, july 29, and here's your exercise tip of the day: if you're trying to work out at home but you don't have weights, just lift your baby instead. yeah, babies are surprisingly heavy. and if you don't have a baby, you can find one outside in a stroller. they're everywhere! anyway, on tonight's episode, we talk about the history of black women being erased from history, the conversation trump repewss to have with his pal putin, and we'll find out who is america's top basisose? so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: let's kick it off with some good news from hollywood. the only city that's got a name tag, in case you forget where you are. yesterday, the 2020 emmy nominations were announced, and it was an especially great day for black performers, who got a record 34% of the no
i'm trevor noah. today is wednesday, july 29, and here's your exercise tip of the day: if you're trying to work out at home but you don't have weights, just lift your baby instead. yeah, babies are surprisingly heavy. and if you don't have a baby, you can find one outside in a stroller. they're everywhere! anyway, on tonight's episode, we talk about the history of black women being erased from history, the conversation trump repewss to have with his pal putin, and we'll find out who is...
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, trevor.ning a pilot program right now. i got mei neighbors' kids packing meat as we speak and i got so much meat i don't even know what to do with it, hold on. i got to go. it sounds like masson got his overall stuck in the meat grinder again, i'm going to call you back. >> masson, you're okay, just breathe, buddy. >> trevor: michael kosta, everybody. i'm definitely reporting him. all right, when we come back, i will be talking to the winner of the 2016 popular vote, hillary clinton. don't go away. this... watch... tells... time and takes phone calls. and communicates with satellites thousands of miles above the earth and tracks your distance underwater and tracks your activity and tells you which direction you're going and has an app that measures the electrical waves traveling through your heart otherwise known as an electrocardiogram. so just to reiterate this... watch... tells... time (among other things). well then chill your reese's, dessyou'll eat it slower.ast? i wouldn't know i swall
, trevor.ning a pilot program right now. i got mei neighbors' kids packing meat as we speak and i got so much meat i don't even know what to do with it, hold on. i got to go. it sounds like masson got his overall stuck in the meat grinder again, i'm going to call you back. >> masson, you're okay, just breathe, buddy. >> trevor: michael kosta, everybody. i'm definitely reporting him. all right, when we come back, i will be talking to the winner of the 2016 popular vote, hillary...
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, trevor.gram right now. i got mei neighbors' kids packing meat as we speak and i got so much meat i don't even know what to do with it, hold on. i got to go. it sounds like masson got his overall stuck in the meat grinder again, i'm going to call you back. >> masson, you're okay, just breathe, buddy. >> trevor: michael kosta, everybody. i'm definitely reporting him. all right, when we come back, i will be talking to the winner of the 2016 popular vote, hillary clinton. don't go away. well then chill your reese's, dessyou'll eat it slower.ast? i wouldn't know i swallow mine whole like a duck. not sorry. reese's. today, he's being tested to see if his cancer has spread. he may be the one getting the test, but we both live with the results. [announcer] you can quit. for free help, call 1-800-quit now. a mobile plan that blows away those high-priced plans: boost mobile's all new $hrink-it plan! the longer you stay, the less you pay. watch your bill shrink to $35/month after just 6 on-time payments
, trevor.gram right now. i got mei neighbors' kids packing meat as we speak and i got so much meat i don't even know what to do with it, hold on. i got to go. it sounds like masson got his overall stuck in the meat grinder again, i'm going to call you back. >> masson, you're okay, just breathe, buddy. >> trevor: michael kosta, everybody. i'm definitely reporting him. all right, when we come back, i will be talking to the winner of the 2016 popular vote, hillary clinton. don't go...
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. >> trevor: that's right. it might have taken a while for california to blow up again probably because corona was stuck in traffic on the 405, but now they've become the biggest state to roll back their reopening. even though many of us has become bored of us, the coronavirus is not bored of us. coronavirus doesn't care about the new cycle. people are like, wow, did you hear about will and jada? the only thing i'm trying to get entangled with is your lungs. what's happening in california is a preview -- gradually reopening and shutting down when things get dangerous. this whole thing without vaccine, without tracing, without testing is like trying to have sex in your parents house. things are ramping up, a creek, your dad getting a snack in the kitchen, shut everything down till its safe again, pull your pants back up. and california's opening is a good sign coronavirus is ramping up. statements haven't aged so well. >> florida got it right, texas got it right and guess what? now it's time for all the states t
. >> trevor: that's right. it might have taken a while for california to blow up again probably because corona was stuck in traffic on the 405, but now they've become the biggest state to roll back their reopening. even though many of us has become bored of us, the coronavirus is not bored of us. coronavirus doesn't care about the new cycle. people are like, wow, did you hear about will and jada? the only thing i'm trying to get entangled with is your lungs. what's happening in california...
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i'm trevor noah. it is thursday, the 23rd of july, and, as you can see, although some people have gone back to the office, i'm still here filming the show from my apartment because, you see, i paid for the business edition of zoom and i'm going to get my money's worth! anyway, tonight's episode. the spanish flu is back. desi checks in on uncle rudy, and america gets its first racist president. so let's do this, people. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with coronavirus. the only thing living it's best life in 2020. over the past 24 hours, multiple states including texas and florida reported record covid 19 fatalities, and for everyone who's asking what america is doing wrong, well, one viral photo might offer a clue. >> a tale of two countries, this picture is going viral for high lighting the differences in covid 19 responses betwee
i'm trevor noah. it is thursday, the 23rd of july, and, as you can see, although some people have gone back to the office, i'm still here filming the show from my apartment because, you see, i paid for the business edition of zoom and i'm going to get my money's worth! anyway, tonight's episode. the spanish flu is back. desi checks in on uncle rudy, and america gets its first racist president. so let's do this, people. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's...
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. >> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to the daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah. now before we begin there is an issue that has been brewing online about me and i've been trying to avoid this for a few days now am but i feel like i owe you, the viewers of "the daily show" an explanation. and also my bosses are forcing me to address this. i'm referring, of course, to my hoodie. many of you have been asking why i'm still wearing hoodies when it is 90 degrees outside. well, you may not have noticed but i am not outside. i have been taping the show from a place called inside which contrary to popular belief is not outside. and so because i am inside as it is known, i have the ability to condition the air to a level and temperature of my choosing. and i know some people might ask well trevor, than why don't you just turn down the air conditioning so that the apartment is more warm. well, if i did that i wouldn't be able to wear a hoodie. and i like wearing hoodies. but still, to anyone who i have made feel hot, i apologize. i never intended for my temperature choices t
. >> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to the daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah. now before we begin there is an issue that has been brewing online about me and i've been trying to avoid this for a few days now am but i feel like i owe you, the viewers of "the daily show" an explanation. and also my bosses are forcing me to address this. i'm referring, of course, to my hoodie. many of you have been asking why i'm still wearing hoodies when it is 90 degrees outside....
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patton oswalt, thank you so much, my friend. >> thank you, trevor, huai. >> >> trevor: thank you so muchon, that is our show for tonight, but before we go america is facing a nationwide poll worker shortage because most poll workers are over 60 and covid is still in the air so understandably they are not showing up. but fewer poll workers mean fewer polling stations are open and it means longer lines and not everyone can afford to stay an wait in those long long lines especially in communities of color. the good news is most poll working pays and in some states you can be as young as 60 to do it. so if you are interested, and you have the time, this is your chance to protect democracy and get paid. sign up at the link below to learn more. until next week, stay safe out there, and remember, if i ask you for money on social media, send it to me, no, i'm joking, i'm joking, i will never ask you for money on social media, i will ask you in earn approximate, now here it is, your moment of zen. so shower head, take a shower, the water doesn't come out. you want to wash your hands, the water do
patton oswalt, thank you so much, my friend. >> thank you, trevor, huai. >> >> trevor: thank you so muchon, that is our show for tonight, but before we go america is facing a nationwide poll worker shortage because most poll workers are over 60 and covid is still in the air so understandably they are not showing up. but fewer poll workers mean fewer polling stations are open and it means longer lines and not everyone can afford to stay an wait in those long long lines...
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back to you, trevor. >> trevor: thank you so much for that, roy, that was amazing.t. we'll be right back. look limu! someone out there needs help customizing their car insurance with liberty mutual, so they only pay for what they need. false alarm. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ come on tucker, let's go.k? tuck, tuck, do you want a walk boy? tucker, do you want to go out? when the whole family needs an excuse to get out, nutro's clean recipe will help your dog keep up. (brad) more renters find their place than any other site.as helped by digitally upgrading every one of our employees...physically. now, everybody at apartments.com can, and does, give one hundred and ten percent. [rapid typing and clicking] apartments-dot-com. the most popular place to find a place. that selling carsarvana, 100% online wouldn't work. but we went to work. building an experience that lets you shop over 17,000 cars from home. creating a coast to coast network to deliver your car as soon as tomorrow. recruiting an army of customer advocates to make you
back to you, trevor. >> trevor: thank you so much for that, roy, that was amazing.t. we'll be right back. look limu! someone out there needs help customizing their car insurance with liberty mutual, so they only pay for what they need. false alarm. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ come on tucker, let's go.k? tuck, tuck, do you want a walk boy? tucker, do you want to go out? when the whole family needs an excuse to get out, nutro's clean recipe will...
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>> trevor: now, that's freedom. when we come back, we'll tell you why trump's big campaign rally had more empty seats than a movie theater during corona. so don't go away. wedding day, huh boys? been there, done that. twice your cousin. from boston. karen, i'm just gonna say what everyone here is thinking. you look smokin. total smokeshow. and they never did find his finger. they had to close the pool for like an hour. ♪ i brought a date. name's sam. dig in. love is like boston lager. rich, complex and it's over too soon. right, chrissy? oh my god. ♪ oh my god. well then chill your reese's, dessyou'll eat it slower.ast? i wouldn't know i swallow mine whole like a duck. not sorry. reese's. gatorade has carbs to fuel and electrolytes to help replenish. so, you can count on the proven formula. ♪ his is the oldest registered distillery in the united states. from a place where the water is cool, clean, and iron-free. perfect for making tennessee whiskey. charcoal mellowed drop by drop for smooth sipping. ♪ which is the n
>> trevor: now, that's freedom. when we come back, we'll tell you why trump's big campaign rally had more empty seats than a movie theater during corona. so don't go away. wedding day, huh boys? been there, done that. twice your cousin. from boston. karen, i'm just gonna say what everyone here is thinking. you look smokin. total smokeshow. and they never did find his finger. they had to close the pool for like an hour. ♪ i brought a date. name's sam. dig in. love is like boston lager....
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the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: let's kick it off with some good news from hollywood. the only city that's got a name tag, in case you forget where you are. yesterday, the 2020 emmy nominations were announced, and it was an especially great day for black performers, who got a record 34% of the nominations, which is huge and well deserved. but it's still not enough. that's r5ght, i won't be satisfied until black people get 100% of the nominations. yeah, you heard me. we're coming for you white people. in fact, we want every role to be played by black actors. i won't be happy until kevin hart is playing queen elizabeth in "the crown." is "let me tell you something, prince charles. we at the "daily show" are extra grateful. once again we were nominated so to you, the viewers i want to thank you so much. without you, there would be no show, and no one would be tweeting me to criticize my apartmentica cor. but let's move on to the ongoing tensions between the united states and china. first, there was a fierce battle over trade. then the u.s. began blaming ch
the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: let's kick it off with some good news from hollywood. the only city that's got a name tag, in case you forget where you are. yesterday, the 2020 emmy nominations were announced, and it was an especially great day for black performers, who got a record 34% of the nominations, which is huge and well deserved. but it's still not enough. that's r5ght, i won't be satisfied until black people get 100% of the nominations....
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daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah. today is wednesday the 22nd of july and as you can see, although some people are back in the office, i'm still filming the show from my apartment because there's a giant corona that is just hacking out at my desk. and i don't think can i breathe it in but you know what, better safe than sorry. anyway on tonight's episode jordan klepper sails into the heart of the trump ar a. we ta to jim carrey about writing a novel and some good news for a change, donald trump is pretending to take coronavirus seriously again. so let's do this. well could-- welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noahful trdz all right, people, let's kick it off with some ace ball news, that's right, baseball, mark's pasttime and the sport michael swrord an cheated on basketball with. the coronavirus pandemic shut down the major league season before it could even start. but now teams
daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah. today is wednesday the 22nd of july and as you can see, although some people are back in the office, i'm still filming the show from my apartment because there's a giant corona that is just hacking out at my desk. and i don't think can i breathe it in but you know what, better safe than sorry. anyway on tonight's episode jordan klepper sails into the heart of the trump ar a. we ta to jim carrey about writing a novel and some good news for a change,...
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show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick things off with some good news.give you a home to remember what that is. when the coronavirus pandemic hit, scientists said it could be a year to 18 months before we got a vaccine, but just like high school seniors on prom night, things are moving faster than expected. >> encouraging news as several companies rush to develop a vaccine against the coronavirus. there are promising results in early trials of at least three potential vaccine. one developed by the university of oxford astrazeneca. results say it is safe and produced an immune response in patients. another in cansino biologics, is said to have presented i can't bodies in a month. another pfizer and biontech. >> trevor: this is exciting. not one, not two but three vaccines? and isn't the story of life? one moment you have too little, the next moment you're overwhelmed with options. three vaccines? which one do i choose? the chinese one, the oxford one. this is so hard. can i get a scoop of each. yeah, a scoop of each. part of me likes the fact they aren't
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. >> trevor: hey, everybody. welcome to "the daily distancing show." i'm trevor noah. today is tuesday the 21st of july, and i know that days and dates don't mean anything anymore, but i like to keep them around for sentimental reasons. it reminds me of the normal times. although some people have gone back to the office, i am still filming from my apartment, because i haven't finished reading all the books on my quarantine list yet. i also haven't started reading the books, but i'm going to, tomorrow. anyway, on tonight's episode, pennies can now make you rich. queen elizabeth might need to get a gun, and america debates on whether to allow coronavirus to go back to school. so let's do this, people. welcome to "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick things off with some good news. i'll give you a home to remember what that is. when the coronavirus pandemic hit, scientists said it could be a year to 18 months before we got
. >> trevor: hey, everybody. welcome to "the daily distancing show." i'm trevor noah. today is tuesday the 21st of july, and i know that days and dates don't mean anything anymore, but i like to keep them around for sentimental reasons. it reminds me of the normal times. although some people have gone back to the office, i am still filming from my apartment, because i haven't finished reading all the books on my quarantine list yet. i also haven't started reading the books, but...
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show, i'm trevor noah. today is wednesday, aka the saturday of the week and we've got a great show for you today. coronavirus is getting teenagers drunk. the lapd is creating more gangs, and you will never guess who donald trump is hornee for this time. so let's do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world. this is the daily social distancing show with prefer noah. >> trevor: let's kick it off with ivanka trump. senior aide to the president and winner of take your daughter to work day. for the last week many liberals have been calling for a boy kowt-- boycott of goya products after the company c.e.o. publicly praised trump. and yesterday i vnga came to her daddy's defense influencer style. >> leading the news a can of beans could open up a wol can of worms for ivanka trump, critics raised etics concerns before she seemingly endorsed goya beans on twitter. the move comes a week after the company's c.e.o. praised mr.
show, i'm trevor noah. today is wednesday, aka the saturday of the week and we've got a great show for you today. coronavirus is getting teenagers drunk. the lapd is creating more gangs, and you will never guess who donald trump is hornee for this time. so let's do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world. this is the daily social distancing show with prefer noah. >> trevor: let's kick it...
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. >> trevor: let's kick it off with ivanka trump. senior aide to the president and winner of take your daughter to work day. for the last week many liberals have been calling for a boy kowt-- boycott of goya products after the company c.e.o. publicly praised trump. and yesterday i vnga came to her daddy's defense influencer style. >> leading the news a can of beans could open up a wol can of worms for ivanka trump, critics raised etics concerns before she seemingly endorsed goya beans on twitter. the move comes a week after the company's c.e.o. praised mr. trump at a white house vent. in last night's tweet she is holding a can of black beans with the tag line if it's goya, it has to be good in eng will be and spanish. critics pointed out ivanka may have violated an ethics law from preventing white house employees to endorse any service or product or enterprise. >> trevor: that news is shocking. there are still ethics laws? i just assumed after trump became president the ostles of ethics violations got converted into a storage office
. >> trevor: let's kick it off with ivanka trump. senior aide to the president and winner of take your daughter to work day. for the last week many liberals have been calling for a boy kowt-- boycott of goya products after the company c.e.o. publicly praised trump. and yesterday i vnga came to her daddy's defense influencer style. >> leading the news a can of beans could open up a wol can of worms for ivanka trump, critics raised etics concerns before she seemingly endorsed goya...
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. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah. it's thursday, july 30th which means we're now just 95 days away from the general election. so if you are black, you probably want to start waiting in line now. anyway on tonight's episode president trump casually floats canceling democracy. michael kosta investigates the smartest poop you will ever meet and we'll talk about the life and legacy of breonna taylor. so let's do this, people. welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with the bad news. or as it is known these days, the news. >> america surpasses 150,000 deaths. the staggering toll with florida, california and texas breaking single day death records. >> the u.s. economy shrank at a 32.9% annual rate in the april, june quarter, the worst quarterly plunge ever. >> the labor department says 1.43 million americans filed jobless claims last week. it's
. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah. it's thursday, july 30th which means we're now just 95 days away from the general election. so if you are black, you probably want to start waiting in line now. anyway on tonight's episode president trump casually floats canceling democracy. michael kosta investigates the smartest poop you will ever meet and we'll talk about the life and legacy of breonna taylor. so let's do this,...
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i'm trevor noah. today is monday july 27th. and if you are one of those lucky people who have been able to go back to their job, just remember something, unlike zoom, there's no mute button in real life. your boss will hear it when you call him a [bleep]. anyway, on tonight's episode, did corona just strike baseball out, desi lydic helps us to be antiracist and donald trump makes the hardest decision of his life, so let's do this, people. welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor captioning sponsored by comedy central let's kick things off in florida. the state america dropped on its head as a baby. you may remember that two years ago the state passed a referendum allowing ex-convicts to have their voting rights restored. but then republican officials passed a law saying that most felons had to pay all their court fines and fees before registering to vote. and even though critics said this amount
i'm trevor noah. today is monday july 27th. and if you are one of those lucky people who have been able to go back to their job, just remember something, unlike zoom, there's no mute button in real life. your boss will hear it when you call him a [bleep]. anyway, on tonight's episode, did corona just strike baseball out, desi lydic helps us to be antiracist and donald trump makes the hardest decision of his life, so let's do this, people. welcome to the daily social distancing show. >>...
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trevor: we make watches that give back. every purchase helps provide meals for children in need.emonis: with their positive message, a reasonable price point, and bright, fun colors, the company stood out in a crowded field. travis: the watches are actually all gonna be interchangeable.
trevor: we make watches that give back. every purchase helps provide meals for children in need.emonis: with their positive message, a reasonable price point, and bright, fun colors, the company stood out in a crowded field. travis: the watches are actually all gonna be interchangeable.
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trevor, thank you. >>> meantime, president trump is celebrating this fourth of july holiday big. first, with fireworks and flyovers at mt. rushmore last night. arranging military flyovers in cities along the east coast, including this one in boston. and tonight, with a salute to america in washington, d.c., all of it pushing the virus out of mind. abc's rachel scott is there in the capital. >> reporter: tonight, with coronavie,ard withacack fourth of july celebrations. >> happy fourth of july to everyone. >> reporter: kicking off tonight's salute to america event with remarks at the white house. spectators filing into the national mall awaiting fireworks and flyovers. >> obviously, we wore our mask and we brought one with us. >> i don't wear a mask. i'm not even one iota concerned about getting the coronavirus. >> reporter: despite warnings from d.c.'s mayor to stay home. >> we want to send a message to our residents to enjoy the fourth of july, to celebrate according to our guidance, and to do it at home. >> reporter: the president just back from mt. rushmore. ♪ coming to americ
trevor, thank you. >>> meantime, president trump is celebrating this fourth of july holiday big. first, with fireworks and flyovers at mt. rushmore last night. arranging military flyovers in cities along the east coast, including this one in boston. and tonight, with a salute to america in washington, d.c., all of it pushing the virus out of mind. abc's rachel scott is there in the capital. >> reporter: tonight, with coronavie,ard withacack fourth of july celebrations. >>...
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trevor noah host of the daily show included. he is in conversation this morning with our jim axelrod. >> when do you think you will be back in? >> no clue. >> reporter: when the pandemic shut down his studio, trevor noah took "the daily show" online. >> hey, everybody. trevor noah here. >> and for the stand-up comic -- >> you know it's really interesting what is happening in america right now. >> reporter: has become a standout moment. >> how do you find the funny in? it. >> sometimes i dn't find the funny in it. i use the funny to deal with it. >> reporter: laughs and lessons. ahead on "sunday morning". >> cowan:. >> cowan: bill whitaker is asking the perennial question what's cooking but let's not posing it to just any chef, he's dining with award winning chef, dominique crenn. >> just smell it. >> with chef dominique crenn each plate is a unique creation with an eclectic mix of ingredients to delight the palate. >> the sea seaweed, the apple butter. >> reporter: and even with an incredible three michelin starts, she doesn't c
trevor noah host of the daily show included. he is in conversation this morning with our jim axelrod. >> when do you think you will be back in? >> no clue. >> reporter: when the pandemic shut down his studio, trevor noah took "the daily show" online. >> hey, everybody. trevor noah here. >> and for the stand-up comic -- >> you know it's really interesting what is happening in america right now. >> reporter: has become a standout moment....
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trevor ault joins us from new york city, and, trevor, the city is moving into phase 3 of its re-opening tomorrow, but indoor dining will have to wait. >> reporter: well, whit, governor cuomo and mayor de blasio say having seen the impact of people gathering indoors and other locations, it just wouldn't be safe to allow indoor dining in the city so now we're seeing more restaurants try to get more creative and expand their outdoor dining so they can provide at least some service in these tough times, whit. >> trevor, thank you. >>> overseas tonight a major test for the uk. restaurants, cafes and pubs packed with customers this weekend. businesses re-opening for the first time in four months. numbers showing the eu and u.s. heading in drastically different directions. the eu peaking in mid-march and now well below 10,000 cases per day. american cases skyrocketing. abc's james longman in london. >> reporter: europe is trying to force a return to normality, but it's an uneven and unpredictable recovery. infection rates in the uk are low, but with one of the highest mortality rates in the wo
trevor ault joins us from new york city, and, trevor, the city is moving into phase 3 of its re-opening tomorrow, but indoor dining will have to wait. >> reporter: well, whit, governor cuomo and mayor de blasio say having seen the impact of people gathering indoors and other locations, it just wouldn't be safe to allow indoor dining in the city so now we're seeing more restaurants try to get more creative and expand their outdoor dining so they can provide at least some service in these...
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here's abc's trevor ault. >> reporter: tonight, police cracking down on so-called covid-19 parties.fficials breaking up massive house parties in central florida's osceola county. the sheriff saying partygoers are either trying to catch the virus or don't care if they do. >> when i hear about these covid parties, it just, you know, makes my head spin. you're not in a vacuum. you are part of the propagation of the outbreak. >> reporter: cases in florida still surging. the state reporting more new cases in the past week than it saw in all of may and june. while experts say the impact on the young appears to be much smaller than it is for adults, more children are becoming infected. first-time mom angelica wendell says her 2-month-old daughter evy first developed a fever, then tested positive. >> so, i've never had another baby to experience any type of illness with, so when you find out its covid, it's just, like, heartbreaking. >> reporter: in a single texas county, 85 babies under the age of 1 have contracted covid-19, since mid-march. the state is now battling a deadly surge, now re
here's abc's trevor ault. >> reporter: tonight, police cracking down on so-called covid-19 parties.fficials breaking up massive house parties in central florida's osceola county. the sheriff saying partygoers are either trying to catch the virus or don't care if they do. >> when i hear about these covid parties, it just, you know, makes my head spin. you're not in a vacuum. you are part of the propagation of the outbreak. >> reporter: cases in florida still surging. the state...
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>> trevor ault leading us off tonight. trevor, thank you. >>> next to florida, where walt disney world, owned by our parent company, re-opened today nearly four months after the park was closed due to covid concerns. visitors now required to wear masks. temperature checks, you see them here, in place as well. with infections surging in california, those aren't the only steps being taken to keep visitors safe. abc's will reeve got an inside look. >> reporter: today, walt disney world reopening in orlando while the state of florida surges with virus cases. disney is calling it a cautious and phased approach. the crowds smaller, as attendance was capped. lines to get in socially distanced, masks required. >> there's not a lot of guests here today because they are controlling attendance. you have to have a park reservation. >> reporter: some questioning the park opening while the state is seeing an increase in cases. in this county, 476 cases in the last day. 12% testing positive. it's an unavoidable reality that covid cases a
>> trevor ault leading us off tonight. trevor, thank you. >>> next to florida, where walt disney world, owned by our parent company, re-opened today nearly four months after the park was closed due to covid concerns. visitors now required to wear masks. temperature checks, you see them here, in place as well. with infections surging in california, those aren't the only steps being taken to keep visitors safe. abc's will reeve got an inside look. >> reporter: today, walt...
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>> trevor, thank you. >>> from washington, president trump is being sharply criticized for commuting the sentence of adviser roger stone. among those speaking out, robert mueller, who prosecuted the case. here's rachel scott. >> reporter: in his first public statement in nearly a year, robert mueller insisting roger stone was no victim. the former special counsel writing in "the washington post," "stone was prosecuted and convicted because he committed federal crimes. he remains a convicted felon, and rightly so." adding, his team "identified numerous links between the russian government and trump campaign personnel, stone among them." friday, the president commuting the 40-month sentence of his longtime ally and adviser, against the advice of some aides fearing the move would be seen as an abuse of power. >> roger stone was treated very unfairly. roger stone was brought into this witch hunt, this whole political witch hunt and the mueller scam. >> reporter: stone was a central figure in mueller's investigation into russian meddling in the 2016 election. he promised to never roll on
>> trevor, thank you. >>> from washington, president trump is being sharply criticized for commuting the sentence of adviser roger stone. among those speaking out, robert mueller, who prosecuted the case. here's rachel scott. >> reporter: in his first public statement in nearly a year, robert mueller insisting roger stone was no victim. the former special counsel writing in "the washington post," "stone was prosecuted and convicted because he committed...
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trevor, you're in new york city at orchard beach. tomorrow they will take another step towards reopening in the city, but indoor activities are still banned? >> reporter: that's right, things like indoor dining are still a no-go. but a number of outdoor activities will be coming back. zoos and the botanical gardens, with limited capacity. sports can return without fans. and the island where the statue of liberty sits will be open, you just can't go inside. tom? >> trevor, thank you. >>> now to portland, oregon, where there was another violent night of protests. and local leaders are asking the federal g the streets to get out. here's kayna whitworth. >> reporter: tonight, parts of portland spiraling into chaos. once peaceful protests turning violent last night. a police union building set on fire. reports of vandalism. this barricade taken down. authorities declaring the scene a riot. a protester repeatedly hit with a baton and sprayed. this, as the city is now locked in a battle with the federal government. the department of homelan
trevor, you're in new york city at orchard beach. tomorrow they will take another step towards reopening in the city, but indoor activities are still banned? >> reporter: that's right, things like indoor dining are still a no-go. but a number of outdoor activities will be coming back. zoos and the botanical gardens, with limited capacity. sports can return without fans. and the island where the statue of liberty sits will be open, you just can't go inside. tom? >> trevor, thank you....
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still with us is trevor at the royal london asset management team.e and scope of this undertaking, we put together a graphic that shows where countries are currently at when it comes to fiscal responses as a percentage of gdp. the bigger european countries, quite a front. germany, italy, the u.k. in france, they are in the top six and then you have much smaller percentages. i wonder if 750 billion euros is going to be enough in terms of a one-shot go here. >> it's a good question. it's a good start. something we been saying for very long time that at some point you needed to have some kind of fiscal transference between the stronger countries in the weaker countries in the same way you do in america or the united kingdom. it really is to be welcomed. i think if it hadn't been happening, covid kind of destroyed the euro. the physical tensions that were building up because of that sense european countries weren't really helping a great deal given the italian financial situation anyway. i think it's quite serious. fiscally it was needed, economically it
still with us is trevor at the royal london asset management team.e and scope of this undertaking, we put together a graphic that shows where countries are currently at when it comes to fiscal responses as a percentage of gdp. the bigger european countries, quite a front. germany, italy, the u.k. in france, they are in the top six and then you have much smaller percentages. i wonder if 750 billion euros is going to be enough in terms of a one-shot go here. >> it's a good question. it's a...