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. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody. i'm trevor noah. this is "the daily social distancing show." today is february 9, which means you only have five days left to prepare for valentine's day. and after the year we've all been through, remember to focus on what's really important this year. don't worry about spending a lot of money on champagne or jewelry. all you need to give your loved one is two stolen vials of the pfizer vaccine. anyway, on tonight's show: why india is beefing with rihanna. dulce sloan weighs in on gorilla glue. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with today's big story: donald j. trump-- unemployed twitter bot and former president of the united states. today, trump became the only president ever to face a second impeachment trial, which is pretty impressive when you consider he only showed up to work
. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody. i'm trevor noah. this is "the daily social distancing show." today is february 9, which means you only have five days left to prepare for valentine's day. and after the year we've all been through, remember to focus on what's really important this year. don't worry about spending a lot of money on champagne or jewelry. all you need to give your loved one is two stolen vials of the pfizer vaccine. anyway, on tonight's show: why india...
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>> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody. i'm trevor noah. this is "the daily social distancing show." today is february the 10th, which means valentine's day is only four days away. so if you have someone special in your life you've spent every past past year, this is another day to do that. anyway, on tonight's show: your water is trying to kill you. roy wood jr. celebrates america's greatest black spies. and we catch up on the biggest impeachment trial in 12 months. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with water-- a.k.a. lazy seltzer. we all drink water every day, but recently, in florida, someone tried to turn the water into a weapon. >> now to a shocking case of computer hacking in pinellas county, florida. investigators are trying to hunt down the person who tried to poison a public water supply remotely. >> the plant o
>> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody. i'm trevor noah. this is "the daily social distancing show." today is february the 10th, which means valentine's day is only four days away. so if you have someone special in your life you've spent every past past year, this is another day to do that. anyway, on tonight's show: your water is trying to kill you. roy wood jr. celebrates america's greatest black spies. and we catch up on the biggest impeachment trial in 12 months. so...
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trevor, how much are you paying for your shrimp paste right now? >> trevor: right now?'t-- i don't buy shrimp paste. what do you use that for, glue shrimp together. >> okay, well, that's another hate crime i'll be reporting. >> trevor: no, ronny, no. i love shrimp paste. >> it's too late, trevor. but if you want to make up for it, you can donate to one of working hard to support and protect the asian community. i know you've got the money from all your shrimp paste savings. >> trevor: thank you, ronny this has been really informative. so to sum up, people can help by reporting hate crimes, by chaperoning the vulnerable, and by donating to organizations fighting hate. >> yes. oh, and there is one more way to help-- ( yelling ) don't be a racist asshole who attacks old asian people! what the (bleep) is wrong with you? shoving an old lady isn't going to make your dick any bigger. just buy a convertible, like everybody else! okay, i think that's everything. yeah, i think we can finally talk about how good looking i've become. >> trevor: um, i'm sorry, ronny, but, unfortunat
trevor, how much are you paying for your shrimp paste right now? >> trevor: right now?'t-- i don't buy shrimp paste. what do you use that for, glue shrimp together. >> okay, well, that's another hate crime i'll be reporting. >> trevor: no, ronny, no. i love shrimp paste. >> it's too late, trevor. but if you want to make up for it, you can donate to one of working hard to support and protect the asian community. i know you've got the money from all your shrimp paste...
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somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ >> trevor:ht, let's kick things off with the big snowstorm that slapped into the northeast united states today where some places will be getting up to 24 inches of snow. iin fact, there was so much snow in noshing that wekdzent go anywhere, and we had to stay home all day. it was crazy. while the sunny west coast doesn't have to worry about snow, california is having scary weather-related problems of its own. >> amazing drone video shows where a chunk of california's scenic collapse, the landslide left a massive gap in the highway and a deep ravine littered with fallen trees. thankfully nobody was hurt there. transportation officials have no estimate of how long it might take to actually fix that. merchants say that collapsed just another major blow to the area's tourist industry. >> trevor: no, man! if anything, i think a big hole like that will help the tourism industry. look at the grand canyon, they were going to patch that up years ago but it's so popular nobody bothered. luckily nobody was
somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ >> trevor:ht, let's kick things off with the big snowstorm that slapped into the northeast united states today where some places will be getting up to 24 inches of snow. iin fact, there was so much snow in noshing that wekdzent go anywhere, and we had to stay home all day. it was crazy. while the sunny west coast doesn't have to worry about snow, california is having scary...
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your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's talk about the coronavirus-- the only thing with more mutations than rudy giuliani. there's good news in america: as cases and hospitalizations continue to fall. but with dangerous coronavirus variants spreading around the country, the race is now on to get as many people vaccinated as quickly as possible. which is why, in massachusetts, they've started doing this: >> starting today in massachusetts, vaccine eligibility begins for friends and family members who accompany a person who is 75 years of age or older to their vaccine appointment. only one companion per person is allowed to sign up for this vaccine appointment at a mass vaccination site, regardless of their age or health. >> trevor: hell, yeah, massachusetts! oh! this is just like the club, but the exact opposite. the shots are free, and if you have your grandma with you, you get in right away. but, yes, anyone can get a vaccine in massachusetts, as long as they roll up with someone 75 or over. and you know what this
your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's talk about the coronavirus-- the only thing with more mutations than rudy giuliani. there's good news in america: as cases and hospitalizations continue to fall. but with dangerous coronavirus variants spreading around the country, the race is now on to get as many people vaccinated as quickly as possible. which is why, in massachusetts, they've started doing this:...
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>> you know what it is, trevor.he mood. and my goal is to occupy his spiritual space, that position. and go i want to move the audience in the way that he is moving me at this moment. i don't really know the words for that feeling that i felt, but i knew i felt it. and i said i knew i was able to occupy it. i was like, cool, let me go there and have that as my aspiration in terms of this. and that's kind of-- it's kind of like you're a vessel in those situations. in certain scenes you're saying his actual words and you can't help but let the words tell you how to play it, let the words tell you how to be. >> trevor: the voice, talk me through the voice and how important that was. i feel like "get out" was all about the eyes. you made those eyes come alive. it felt like that was the whole story. and it feels like in fred, a lot of fred was in that voice. >> the voice was everything in approaching it. when i started dialecting it with an amazing dialect coach, it was a real challenge. i had to really watch my voice be
>> you know what it is, trevor.he mood. and my goal is to occupy his spiritual space, that position. and go i want to move the audience in the way that he is moving me at this moment. i don't really know the words for that feeling that i felt, but i knew i felt it. and i said i knew i was able to occupy it. i was like, cool, let me go there and have that as my aspiration in terms of this. and that's kind of-- it's kind of like you're a vessel in those situations. in certain scenes you're...
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>> trevor: yeah. >> this someone small and tasteful on my knuckles. >> trevor: i heart q, woe, desi,n how was i supposed to know that it would become the worst letter in the alphabet. >> trevor: oh man. wow. wow, all right, well i didn't realize how common this was, maybe for the future just like maybe you shouldn't get tattoos, it is probably safer. >> i won't, i'm done. except i did just recently get a really special tattoo that you can't misinterpret. it is in sans crit on my neck. isn't it beautiful. >> trevor: okay, my sans crit is rusty but-- oh, desi, oh no, desi that says jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself. >> yeah, i know. >> trevor: wait, so you think-- you know what, let's not get into that. let's-- well, good luck with the tattoos and life, and stuff, this is weirder than i thought it was going to be. >> i was thinking about getting a lizard person right on my calf. >> trevor: we-- i lost you, my wife, my wife-- all right, when we come back, we'll figure out why all of america could end up like texas. and kevin garnett is my guest on the show. so stick around. aficionado
>> trevor: yeah. >> this someone small and tasteful on my knuckles. >> trevor: i heart q, woe, desi,n how was i supposed to know that it would become the worst letter in the alphabet. >> trevor: oh man. wow. wow, all right, well i didn't realize how common this was, maybe for the future just like maybe you shouldn't get tattoos, it is probably safer. >> i won't, i'm done. except i did just recently get a really special tattoo that you can't misinterpret. it is in...
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>> i'm doing my best, trevor.l the more real, just in terms of people and their celebrations of the project. but it's-- it's been interesting to celebrate anything when so much crazy is going on in the world. >> trevor: right. i can only imagine. >> i try to found a way. i try to find a way. >> trevor: well, for those who don't know, your film, "the forty-year-old version," is truly, in my opinion, a cinematic masterpiece, and it's a story loosely based on your life and your journey as a black woman who is a playwright struggling to make a name in an industry that keeps block her out. it's heartfelt, it's funny. it's beautifully shot. for you, as the person who wrote, directed, and starred in this film, i mean, i'm sure a lot of it was personal to you. why did you want to-- you know, i think be at the helm of all of those aspects? >> well, it wasn't something i was planning to do. i just felt like in order to tell a story in this way, i had to take control, very much like my protagonist. things weren't going swimm
>> i'm doing my best, trevor.l the more real, just in terms of people and their celebrations of the project. but it's-- it's been interesting to celebrate anything when so much crazy is going on in the world. >> trevor: right. i can only imagine. >> i try to found a way. i try to find a way. >> trevor: well, for those who don't know, your film, "the forty-year-old version," is truly, in my opinion, a cinematic masterpiece, and it's a story loosely based on your...
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>> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody? i'm trevor noah, this is the daily social distancing show. today is february 23nd, which means it's the last week of black history month, which is why, once again, i've decided to make new black history, by becoming the first black person to lose a dance-off to a white guy. i tried to lose. i really did. you'll get me next time, brice. anyway, on tonight's show: roy wood jr. celebrates black journalists, mean tweets are destroying president biden's cabinet, and the republican party is already hard at work rigging the next election. so let's do this, people! welcome to the daily social distancing show. ♪ ♪ >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪♪♪ >> trevor: let's kick things off with health news. if you're watching this show while you're driving, first of all, don't do that! and second, you may want the to hold your breath for this. >> we all love the new car smell, but according to a
>> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody? i'm trevor noah, this is the daily social distancing show. today is february 23nd, which means it's the last week of black history month, which is why, once again, i've decided to make new black history, by becoming the first black person to lose a dance-off to a white guy. i tried to lose. i really did. you'll get me next time, brice. anyway, on tonight's show: roy wood jr. celebrates black journalists, mean tweets are destroying president...
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. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody. i'm trevor noah. this is "the daily social distancing show," and this weekend is the super bowl! a lot of you have been asking. and i'll tell you who i'm rooting for... lionel messi. because that, my friends, is the real football because they use their feet, and i am sick and tired of america pretending that-- ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: glad i could get that off my chest. and i'm glad no one stopped me from saying it. anyway, on tonight's show: why lil uzi vert is getting insurance for his forehead. roy wood jr and michael kosta preview the super bowl. and marjorie taylor greene discovers 9/11. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show."■ç >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with joseph "railroad" biden, president of the united states and america's palette cleanser. he has made fighting the coronavirus pandemic his top priority, and whil
. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody. i'm trevor noah. this is "the daily social distancing show," and this weekend is the super bowl! a lot of you have been asking. and i'll tell you who i'm rooting for... lionel messi. because that, my friends, is the real football because they use their feet, and i am sick and tired of america pretending that-- ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: glad i could get that off my chest. and i'm glad no one stopped me from saying it. anyway, on...
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social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: before we get started, today is groundhog day to ask, what the hell is groundhog day? people pull a rodent out of the ground and then ask the animal to predict the weather. really? this is so unfair because if afternoonens were doing shit like this and you heard we pulled animals out of the groune villages in africa where people wear animal skin and if i try to explain americans use groundhogs to predict the weather, they will be like whyt not use this animal. let's move from from talking animals to e-mailing vegetables. >> it's sounds too crazy to believe but scientists really have taught spinach to send e-mails. >> engineers at m.i.t. report spinach roots can detect a compound found in explosive like land minus. when the roots detect the compound molecules and the roots release a signal, that signal is read by an infrared camera which sends an email to scientists. the purpose is to detect explosive, but scientists believe it could be used to warn researchers of pollution. the experiment is part of a wider field of research that
social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: before we get started, today is groundhog day to ask, what the hell is groundhog day? people pull a rodent out of the ground and then ask the animal to predict the weather. really? this is so unfair because if afternoonens were doing shit like this and you heard we pulled animals out of the groune villages in africa where people wear animal skin and if i try to explain americans use groundhogs to predict the weather, they...
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somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪♪♪ >> trevor:k things off with health news. if you're watching this show while you're driving, first of all, don't do that! and second, you may want the to hold your breath for this. >> we all love the new car smell, but according to a new study that scent could be dangerous. researchers found the smell carries in it dangerous carcinogenerals, the measured high levels of a cancer causing particles in the air and dust inside cars, formaldehyde and benzene are used by manufacturers in carpets and leather and paints in cabinets and researchers say drivers with long commutes are most likely at risk. >> trevor: oh, man, come on! why are scientists such kill joys? i mean, just once, i'd like to hear about a new study that says something fun was good for you! but it's always like, oh, puppies give you gonorrhea! that's where i got mine from. but, yes, apparently, new car smell is carcinogenic, which, luckily for me, isn't a problem because i haven't been able to smell anything in months. yeah. oh, wait...
somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪♪♪ >> trevor:k things off with health news. if you're watching this show while you're driving, first of all, don't do that! and second, you may want the to hold your breath for this. >> we all love the new car smell, but according to a new study that scent could be dangerous. researchers found the smell carries in it dangerous carcinogenerals, the measured high levels of a cancer...
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. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody. i'm trevor noah. this is "the daily social distancing show." today is february 17th, and here's your vaccine tip of the day: if you see a syringe lying on the ground, please, don't just assume it's a covid vaccine and inject it into yourself. don't do that. i don't know what was in the shot i took, but i'm definitely addicted to it now. anyway, on tonight's show: texas is power hungry. donald trump is the emcee at the mitch mcconnell roast. and dulce sloan uncovers kamala harris's secret family. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick off the show with the coronavirus pandemic. it's the reason you keep refreshing vaccine websites like they're selling coachella tickets. and with over a million americans getting vaccinated every day, everyone is anxiously looking forward to a time when they can get ba
. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody. i'm trevor noah. this is "the daily social distancing show." today is february 17th, and here's your vaccine tip of the day: if you see a syringe lying on the ground, please, don't just assume it's a covid vaccine and inject it into yourself. don't do that. i don't know what was in the shot i took, but i'm definitely addicted to it now. anyway, on tonight's show: texas is power hungry. donald trump is the emcee at the mitch mcconnell...
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the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with joseph "railroadiden, president of the united states and america's palette cleanser. he has made fighting the coronavirus pandemic his top priority, and while much of that involves improving vaccine distribution and doing more testing, biden is also considering a creative new idea: >> the biden administration is weighing in on a plan to send masks to every american. nbc news reports the biden white house is considering sending face coverings directly to households across the country. the covid-19 response team is currently evaluating the logistics of mailing out millions of masks. >> trevor: okay, this is a great idea, because it helps everybody! democrats get free masks, and republicans get free toilet paper. nah, i'm joking. i mean, you'd think that if someone hasn't worn a mask by now, i mean, this isn't going to convince them. but you should never underestimate the power of free shit. you ever seen the free samples people will eat at a grocery store? if they'll fight each other over a plastic spoo
the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with joseph "railroadiden, president of the united states and america's palette cleanser. he has made fighting the coronavirus pandemic his top priority, and while much of that involves improving vaccine distribution and doing more testing, biden is also considering a creative new idea: >> the biden administration is weighing in on a plan to send masks to every american. nbc news reports...
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>> trevor: oh, okay. but thanks to mitch and 42 other republicans, donald trump managed to beat off the charges against him. and now his friends and family are beating off in general. >> this was a big win for team trump. >> the former president taking a victory lap, not showing any signs of remorse or regret. after yesterday's verdict trump attorney michael van der veen was seen fist bumping another team member saying we're going to the super bowl sas if he this won the superblowl. >> son eric posting this, 2-0. >> trevor: now that's what i am talking about. 2 and 0. obama never even won a single impeachment. shit's embarrassing. say what you want, but trump is the acquittal goat, sor isee o.j., you had a good run but trump got acquitted twice and he is responsible for more deaths. and you might think 2-and-0 is as good as it gets but i think trump might have a third impeachment in him. eight months from now congress could be like oh, dammit, we swus found out that trump sold the declaration of independe
>> trevor: oh, okay. but thanks to mitch and 42 other republicans, donald trump managed to beat off the charges against him. and now his friends and family are beating off in general. >> this was a big win for team trump. >> the former president taking a victory lap, not showing any signs of remorse or regret. after yesterday's verdict trump attorney michael van der veen was seen fist bumping another team member saying we're going to the super bowl sas if he this won the...
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your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with an update on the january 6 insurrection at the capitol: the day white supremacists entered the capitol without having to get elected. yesterday, congress held its first hearings on what went wrong with security that day, and the testimony from the people in charge was not encouraging. >> former capitol hill security officials and the acting chief of the d.c. metropolitan police recounting the january 6 insurrection, highlighting major communication failures that led to the deadly riots. >> the day before the insurrection, an f.b.i. memo explicitly warning about the possibility of violence was sent via email but never made its way to leadership. >> here's the intelligence: "be ready to fight. congress needs to hear glass breaking, doors being kicked in, and blood from their b.l.m. and antifa slave soldiers being spilled. get violent. stop calling this a "march" or a "rally" or a "protest." go there ready for war. we get our.president or we die." >> i would c
your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with an update on the january 6 insurrection at the capitol: the day white supremacists entered the capitol without having to get elected. yesterday, congress held its first hearings on what went wrong with security that day, and the testimony from the people in charge was not encouraging. >> former capitol hill security officials and the acting...
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. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody, i'm trevor noah, this is the daily social distancing show and today is february 89th. which mean-- you only have a few days left to prepare for valentine's day. so why not surprise your partner by doing the most romantic thing you could possibly do during quarantine, book a really nice hotel, and leave them alone for an entire day. anyway on tonight's show, tom brady keeps doing tom brady things. where to go on vacation after you stormed the capitol and the endless scandals of the joe biden presidency. plus' going to be talking to super bowl winner leonard fournette and renowned surgeon and author atul gawande. so let's do this, well could come to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick things off with the super bowl. it is the world's championship of a sport only played in america. and yesterday's game was one for the record books. >> this morning tom brady is running out of fingers for his
. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody, i'm trevor noah, this is the daily social distancing show and today is february 89th. which mean-- you only have a few days left to prepare for valentine's day. so why not surprise your partner by doing the most romantic thing you could possibly do during quarantine, book a really nice hotel, and leave them alone for an entire day. anyway on tonight's show, tom brady keeps doing tom brady things. where to go on vacation after you stormed the...
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. >> trevor: hell yeah. what a great halftime show. and it looks like the weeknd finally found a use for all that toilet paper he has been hoarding. and how about tom brady winning his 7th super bowl ring. at this rate he will be the first play we are a super bowl toe ring, people. i mean at this point tom brady has lead the kind of live that eight year olds nar rate to themselves. the crowd goes wild, tommee wins his 7th super bowl and now is he rich and married to a supermodel and now is he riding a dinosaur. rrrr. >> and look, i know a lot of people don't like tom brady. anyway, let's move on now from the super bowl to the big game in washington. tom the u.s. senate will begin its annual impeachment trial of donald j. trump. and the three possible outcomes, he could be convicted. he could be exonerated or the most likely one, he could commit new kriesms during the trial that he will get impeached for next year. but whatever happens to trump hundreds of his followers are already facing consequences for rioting at the capitol. althoug
. >> trevor: hell yeah. what a great halftime show. and it looks like the weeknd finally found a use for all that toilet paper he has been hoarding. and how about tom brady winning his 7th super bowl ring. at this rate he will be the first play we are a super bowl toe ring, people. i mean at this point tom brady has lead the kind of live that eight year olds nar rate to themselves. the crowd goes wild, tommee wins his 7th super bowl and now is he rich and married to a supermodel and now...
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i was stunned. >> trevor: oooh the shade.ebron finished that game with 21 point, 9 assists and one murder, come on guys, we know that that guy wasn't her dad because a daughter would have just been like oh my god, dad, you're embarrassing me, drag him, lebron. by the way, it is really good to see fans in the arena again, it is just like suck these nuts you piece of shit! man, it's so good to be back, i miss you, lebron. regardless, it appears we now have yet another breed of karen. yes, my friends, they are mutating faster than the coronavirus. and just like coronavirus, karen's are a huge drain on american society. luckily for them, and us, now there is a place where karens can go for treatment. >> in san epidemic in this country that is spiraling out of control. >> please take your phone off. >> women across the country lashing out, flying off the handle, set off by problems great and small, mostly small. >> you are not wearing a mask, can you step away. >> show me your papers. >> that man arrest me for not wearing a mask.
i was stunned. >> trevor: oooh the shade.ebron finished that game with 21 point, 9 assists and one murder, come on guys, we know that that guy wasn't her dad because a daughter would have just been like oh my god, dad, you're embarrassing me, drag him, lebron. by the way, it is really good to see fans in the arena again, it is just like suck these nuts you piece of shit! man, it's so good to be back, i miss you, lebron. regardless, it appears we now have yet another breed of karen. yes,...
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. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody i'm trevor noah and this is the daily social distancingw. today is february 18th, and here is your vaccine tip of the day. if you are having trouble getting an appointment, here is what i recommend. apply to medical school as soon as possible, study hard and then become a doctor and seven year from now, boom, you get to skip the line. anyway on tonight's show the gritty origin story of tucker kaferlson. we dive in the debate over reopening schools and ted cruz takes the world's shortest string break. plus nba superstar russell westbrook is joining me on the show, so let's do this, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noahful. >> trevor: let's kick things off with the ongoing crisis in texas. where half a million residents were still without power today. and more than 200,000 were without clean water because treatment plants are failing and pipes are bursting. texans have been lining up for clean water f
. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody i'm trevor noah and this is the daily social distancingw. today is february 18th, and here is your vaccine tip of the day. if you are having trouble getting an appointment, here is what i recommend. apply to medical school as soon as possible, study hard and then become a doctor and seven year from now, boom, you get to skip the line. anyway on tonight's show the gritty origin story of tucker kaferlson. we dive in the debate over...
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i appreciate it. >> trevor: i appreciate it, man.ba players of all time. you are on a new team now and living in a new city. i would love to know two things. one, what it it like moving to a new city during covid, and two, do you ever get used to living in new places? >> well, you know, the first thick is moving during covid has been crazy. unfortunately my wife probably had to take more of the responsibility of getting the kids and everything acclimated, finding a new place to stay, making sure we are traveling safely app make sure we do all the right things. it can be a little crazy. because the kids don't make it easy, to keep the schedule. that is my main concern, is that the family are doing great and that is, i can kind of manage and figure iting out. but the kids is the most important part. >> trevor: do you ever get used to just living in a new city. >> you know what, it is crazy cuz the last three, two years for me have been very different than the past. i was in oklahoma for 11 years, 11 years and i went to houston for a ye
i appreciate it. >> trevor: i appreciate it, man.ba players of all time. you are on a new team now and living in a new city. i would love to know two things. one, what it it like moving to a new city during covid, and two, do you ever get used to living in new places? >> well, you know, the first thick is moving during covid has been crazy. unfortunately my wife probably had to take more of the responsibility of getting the kids and everything acclimated, finding a new place to...
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trevor: down the fast lane too. frank: that surely must be the longest drive -- you can throw it from that 13th green from there. nick: you could bowl it on, underarm. frank: good day for bowling. 14. ian: killed it. now will be putting downwind. today you just have to pick your spots and have very good patience, as we head up a couple of to 15. jim: after that beautiful tee shot. past the corner of the dogleg. he had a good look at this pin. nick: again, it's on the left, which is slightly up a plateau. same old story, land it five on. oh, yes, like there. great shot. all these guys know, just edge one closer to sam burns because he's going to be feeling it soon. jim: 1. frank: fitzpatrick. can't go at this flag. the reason why, the wind is behind the players and moving away from flag. nick: plus a downslope right in that corner. jim: here's a programming note. again, tomorrow, 3:00 eastern time, final round on cbs sports. the genesis invitational tomorrow. back on track, back on schedule. should be a great finish.
trevor: down the fast lane too. frank: that surely must be the longest drive -- you can throw it from that 13th green from there. nick: you could bowl it on, underarm. frank: good day for bowling. 14. ian: killed it. now will be putting downwind. today you just have to pick your spots and have very good patience, as we head up a couple of to 15. jim: after that beautiful tee shot. past the corner of the dogleg. he had a good look at this pin. nick: again, it's on the left, which is slightly up...
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trevor: yes.at that stage. slightly overweight technology. the u.s. with good ends still. recently, japan, we have been covering over the last few months what look like a big short position in the u.k. a year ago. it is starting to add to value areas. japan is interesting because it is the only central bank out there that is tapping yields through their actions. as u.s. treasury selloff, the yield spread widens and weakens the yen. you are looking for value play set also have a currency kicker. we think it makes a lot of sense. anna: interesting to think about places where we see gains and yields limited period -- limited. now, recovering its stride, london underperformed, but some sickles moving upside. travel, leisure also doing well. are these the types of sectors you might expect to do well if we pivot away from technology and things that have been popular during the height of the pandemic? trevor: yes. if you look at the performance, generally value stocks at growth stocks. 2020 was a record
trevor: yes.at that stage. slightly overweight technology. the u.s. with good ends still. recently, japan, we have been covering over the last few months what look like a big short position in the u.k. a year ago. it is starting to add to value areas. japan is interesting because it is the only central bank out there that is tapping yields through their actions. as u.s. treasury selloff, the yield spread widens and weakens the yen. you are looking for value play set also have a currency kicker....
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in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. let's kick things off with some travel news. if you are one of those people who can't wait to fly on an airplane again, first of all, congratulations on being basic. and second, you may be willing to wait just a little longer after seeing this. >> this morning the faa and japan civil aviation burrow grounding all boeing's triple 7 with a pacific pratt & whitney engine as the ntsb investigates how this triple 7 engine fell apart in mid air just after takeoff. >> 231 passiers-- aboard united from denver to honolulu saturday, that terrifying sight right outside their windows. overnight the ntsb saying two fan blades on the engine were fractured. you can see a broken fan blade in this image. on the ground, massive pieces of metal falling on to neighborhoods, some running away trying to avoid getting hit by pieces falling out of the sky. >> it almost landed on my head. >> this giant piece falling on kirby clemmens clawn crushing his truck. >> i looked out the window, oh no. >> goddam, a gi
in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. let's kick things off with some travel news. if you are one of those people who can't wait to fly on an airplane again, first of all, congratulations on being basic. and second, you may be willing to wait just a little longer after seeing this. >> this morning the faa and japan civil aviation burrow grounding all boeing's triple 7 with a pacific pratt & whitney engine as the ntsb investigates how this triple 7...
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it's gofundme.com/f-free trevor reed. donations going for that for all of his legal expenses. >> well, taylor, paula, joey, thank you very much. we are thinking of your son trevor reed who has been in prison for more than a year now, sentenced to nine years. we hope you get the help you need from the u.s. government going forward. thank you for being with us. >> thank you for having us. >>> we've been looking at live pictures from the u.s. capitol. officer brian sicknick lying in honor in the rotunda in the very building he died protecting. our coverage continues, next. for veteran families, when it comes to finding and buying your dream home, we'll be there to make it happen. we'll be there when you want better rates too. or to get money for retirement. we'll be there because we work only with veteran families like yours to help you get the most life out of a home for the life of your family if you smell gas, you're too close. leave the structure, call 911, keep people away, and call pg&e right after so we can both respo
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>> all right, trevor, thank you. >>> let's get back to americans in need tonight. this storm delaying tens of thousands of vaccinations in this country. 42 states have canceled vaccinations for a time because of the storms. tonight, the cdc is also reporting the pandemic is affecting lifeexpectancy. there's also news tonight about a vaccine study, pfizer is now reporting they are testing their vaccine on thousands of pregnant women. abc's stephanie ramos again tonight. >> reporter: tonight, that winter blast slowing the delivery of tens of thousands of vaccine doses across the country. >> this is a real problem. we've lost a couple of days in terms of vaccine supply. >> reporter: from new york city to massachusetts, the governor asking for federal approval to send the national guard down south to pick up the vaccine. >> what we just need to do is make sure that the federal government's going to let the national guard do this for us. >> reporter: vaccinations postponed or canceled in at least 42 states. >> we're just going to have to make up for it, as soon as the w
>> all right, trevor, thank you. >>> let's get back to americans in need tonight. this storm delaying tens of thousands of vaccinations in this country. 42 states have canceled vaccinations for a time because of the storms. tonight, the cdc is also reporting the pandemic is affecting lifeexpectancy. there's also news tonight about a vaccine study, pfizer is now reporting they are testing their vaccine on thousands of pregnant women. abc's stephanie ramos again tonight. >>...
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trevor ault joins us from a food distribution site in houston. no water time when the water will be restored in the fourth largest city in america. new reports of massive price gouging tonight. >> reporter: that's right. in harris county, officials say there has been hundreds of price gouging reports. hotels are charging $1,000 a night. at this site they just gave out their 3,000th free meal of the day and still giving out free water. >> thank you, trevor. a lot of people are doing good republican meteorologist rob marciano, the winter blast is coming to an end finally? >> finally, finally, whit. the length of this cold snap is most remarkable. over 3,000 cold temperature records broken in the last week but much of the midwest a two and three-week stretch of cold and snow. hard freeze not in the forecast tonight. warming trend is. temperatures in the 40s and 50s in oklahoma and 1 to 4 inches of snow from i-80 from des moines to milwaukee and green bay and pittsburgh and detroit get a wet snow tomorrow night and monday and not much communication h
trevor ault joins us from a food distribution site in houston. no water time when the water will be restored in the fourth largest city in america. new reports of massive price gouging tonight. >> reporter: that's right. in harris county, officials say there has been hundreds of price gouging reports. hotels are charging $1,000 a night. at this site they just gave out their 3,000th free meal of the day and still giving out free water. >> thank you, trevor. a lot of people are doing...
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trevor ault is joining us from a mass vaccination site in new york city. i want to go back to the breaking news. the fda authorizing emergency use for johnson & johnson's one-shot vaccine. you're learning new details about the company's rollout plan. >> reporter: that's right, whit. right out of the gate, nearly 3 million doses will be sent to state and local jurisdictions, with 800,000 going to pharmacies. the first shots will likely be administered early this week. whit? >> trevor, thank you. >> now to the covid relief milestone, president biden's massive package clearing the house overnight. president urging the senate to act fast, with unemployment benefits for millions in just two weeks. but that house vote was a narrow victory. all republicans voting no. two democrats voting with them. the battle in the senate now, one of the president's biggest tests yet. here's maryalice parks. >> reporter: president biden before the cameras today marking his first legislative milestone, a big step in getting covid relief to the american people. >> we have no time
trevor ault is joining us from a mass vaccination site in new york city. i want to go back to the breaking news. the fda authorizing emergency use for johnson & johnson's one-shot vaccine. you're learning new details about the company's rollout plan. >> reporter: that's right, whit. right out of the gate, nearly 3 million doses will be sent to state and local jurisdictions, with 800,000 going to pharmacies. the first shots will likely be administered early this week. whit? >>...
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trevor, thank you. >>> now to the bitter winter blast. a system on the move triggering what could be another major storm in the northeast. new york state closing two mega vaccination sites tomorrow ahead of the storm. whiteout conditions and treacherous driving in grand island, nebraska. bo camidngir responderssiopa fishmao ll throe ice in ohio. and the deep freeze on the way. spreading and lingering for days. rob marciano with the forecast in a moment, but first, here's abc's stephanie ramos. >> reporter: tonight whiteout conditions in the midwest as millions in the northeast brace for their second major storm in less than a week. an army of plows outside grand island, nebraska, before dawn. crashes and slideoffs littering interstates. its all part of a large system that's laser focused on the northeast for super bowl sunday. >> if you have anything you need to do, do it early, get it out of the way. >> reporter: on top of that some of the coldest air of the season is fueling massive snowfall along the great lakes. frozen waves from lake
trevor, thank you. >>> now to the bitter winter blast. a system on the move triggering what could be another major storm in the northeast. new york state closing two mega vaccination sites tomorrow ahead of the storm. whiteout conditions and treacherous driving in grand island, nebraska. bo camidngir responderssiopa fishmao ll throe ice in ohio. and the deep freeze on the way. spreading and lingering for days. rob marciano with the forecast in a moment, but first, here's abc's...
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ault, abc news, new york. >> trevor, thank you. >>> these growing vaccine shortages are raising new questions of what to do with the remaining vaccine supplies we have. i spoke earlier with dr. ryan ribiera. dr. ribiera, because of the new variants of the coronavirus, there's a concern of another big surge of infections in the next few weeks. do we prioritize and give more people the first shot and delay second shots to get ahead of the next surge? >> well, you know, the answer is we don't really know how safe it is to delay the second shot. i know the cdc recently said that you can get your second dose as much as six weeks after the first. we don't know very much how long immunity lasts after that. there's data coming out of israel after vaccinating a large part of their population. one of their studies show that after the first dose, you only had 33% protection. so, you know, we need to get more data. but if 33% ends up being accurate, i would be concerned about policies that would encourage us to skip or substantially delay second doses. >> doctor, mask mandates are now being imp
ault, abc news, new york. >> trevor, thank you. >>> these growing vaccine shortages are raising new questions of what to do with the remaining vaccine supplies we have. i spoke earlier with dr. ryan ribiera. dr. ribiera, because of the new variants of the coronavirus, there's a concern of another big surge of infections in the next few weeks. do we prioritize and give more people the first shot and delay second shots to get ahead of the next surge? >> well, you know, the...
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. >> with trevor here now, we know what the ninth inning looks like. >> trevor rosenthal was assigned to replace liam. rosenthal supposed to make a name for himself in oakland's long list of slam-the-door closers. >> i am still in the process of being the new kid at school and making friends. definitely looking forward to seeing how these guys work. >>> in scottsdale, today was the first date of lift batting practice. alex dickerson drew the shshort straw. he had to face kevin. >> if he was even half of kevin gausman, he would have been tough today. he looked unbelievable. that's crazy. >> kevin should be the giant's starter. the 13-year veteran said the covid protocols have made things better. >> the one bright spot about covid is we don't have as many meetings, and they are shorter. in spring, one of the things i think the players least look forward to is having a meeting every other day that lasted a couple of hours. >> giants tickets for spring training on sale today. they sold out in three hours. >> often. >> people are anxious to watch live sports again. >> a little sunshine. >>
. >> with trevor here now, we know what the ninth inning looks like. >> trevor rosenthal was assigned to replace liam. rosenthal supposed to make a name for himself in oakland's long list of slam-the-door closers. >> i am still in the process of being the new kid at school and making friends. definitely looking forward to seeing how these guys work. >>> in scottsdale, today was the first date of lift batting practice. alex dickerson drew the shshort straw. he had to...
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trevor, joining us live from the javits center. while vaccines have been shown to be highly effective, a small number of people have been vaccinated and have still gotten infected. >> reporter: that's right. oregon is reporting the first so-called breakthrough covid cases, four people who tested positive at least two weeks after becoming fully vaccinated. officials say there is a small chance of this happening. but even if you still become infected, the vaccine will help protect you from dying or becoming hospitalized. linsey? >> that's right. the hope is that those cases are not as severe. trevor, thank you. >>> we move on now to the fallout over the second impeachment trial of former president trump and the second acquittal. seven republican senators feeling the backlash for voting to convict. senator bill cassidy immediately censured by the louisiana gop. mitch mcconnell first voting not guilty, then minutes later fiercely condemning the former president for provoking the deadly assault on the capitol. here's rachel scott. >> re
trevor, joining us live from the javits center. while vaccines have been shown to be highly effective, a small number of people have been vaccinated and have still gotten infected. >> reporter: that's right. oregon is reporting the first so-called breakthrough covid cases, four people who tested positive at least two weeks after becoming fully vaccinated. officials say there is a small chance of this happening. but even if you still become infected, the vaccine will help protect you from...
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trevor, joining us from the javits center. a mass vaccination site here in new york city. when and how to re-open schools continues to be a major flash point nationally. any movement on that front? >> reporter: there's been many districts that are at odds with teachers and local governments. in chicago and san francisco, they appear to have reached a tentative agreement. but the virus is still a problem. a school district in san diego county has 100 staff and students in quarantine two days after coming back. linsey? >> trevor, thank you. >>> and now to kansas city, and as the chiefs try to defend their super bowl title in tampa, they'll be without linebacker coach britt reid, the son of head coach andy reid. he's under investigation after a car crash that left a 5-year-old girl fighting for her life. here's will reeve. >> reporter: this 5-year-old girl tonight is fighting for her life after a devastating crash involving kansas city chiefs coach britt reid, son of head coach andy reid. in a search warrant application obtained by espn, police reporting reid's pickup truck s
trevor, joining us from the javits center. a mass vaccination site here in new york city. when and how to re-open schools continues to be a major flash point nationally. any movement on that front? >> reporter: there's been many districts that are at odds with teachers and local governments. in chicago and san francisco, they appear to have reached a tentative agreement. but the virus is still a problem. a school district in san diego county has 100 staff and students in quarantine two...
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trevor joins us now from the javits center in new york city. i want to get back to the variants, the uk variant now in at least 32 states. and tonight, there are growing calls for the u.s. to switch up its vaccine strategy? >> reporter: at least one prominent health specialist says the biden administration should be administering as many first doses as possible, even if they have to wait for the second dose. but officials like dr. anthony fauci have strongly resisted that in the past. >> trevor, thank you. >>> next tonight, former president trump's looming senate impeachment trial set to begin in just over a week. after a team of attorneys quit this weekend, there's news just in about who will defend him. here's rachel scott. >> reporter: tonight, with just over a week until his second impeachment trial, former president donald trump has a brand new legal team. after all five of his lawyers left. sources say they resigned in part over strategy, and trump's desire to argue the baseless claim that the election was stolen. >> we will never give up
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we heard about this in trevor's piece. hospitalizations are down in 30 states, and it looks like we're past that post-holiday peak. looking at the numbers we're seeing now, are we nearing the end of all of this? do you feel positive about where we are in the country right now? >> yes. i think i worry about the super bowl because i think we didn't listen to public health officials with -- regarding thanksgiving or christmas, and after both of those events we saw a bump and i fear we're going to see a bump now because people are compelled to gather together in groups without masks or social distance, but i do think all in all things are definitely getting better. we have two excellent vaccines that are out there. we have more than 30 million people that have received at least one dose, although that's not enough. you need the two-dose vaccine. that's a start. we have more than 2% of the population that's gotten both doses, and we say that 26 million or 27 million people have been infected in this country. but those are just
we heard about this in trevor's piece. hospitalizations are down in 30 states, and it looks like we're past that post-holiday peak. looking at the numbers we're seeing now, are we nearing the end of all of this? do you feel positive about where we are in the country right now? >> yes. i think i worry about the super bowl because i think we didn't listen to public health officials with -- regarding thanksgiving or christmas, and after both of those events we saw a bump and i fear we're...
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in october, lisa's son trevor, committed suicide in the state of illinois. his mother is suing the state over her son's death. she says the lockdowns played a role in his suicide. because she was standing up to the people who imposed those lockdowns, lisa's attorney is now getting death threats. this is one of those messages. it's awful but we're just playing it for you because we want you to know it's real. >> this trevor mother -- [ bleep ] she can't stay at home for a year and -- [laughter] >> tucker: so we have mixed feelings about playing that, obviously, but we did because it's real. laura is a lawyer representing lisa and other parents. she joins us tonight. laura, thanks so much for coming on. that's awful, obviously. we hope that man doesn't represent many other people but there are a lot of people, decent people, who aren't taking the effects of this lockdowns in our view seriously enough. tell us what you think the effects have been? >> well, you know, since we filed this case, you know, remember america is a small nonprofit foundation in illinois
in october, lisa's son trevor, committed suicide in the state of illinois. his mother is suing the state over her son's death. she says the lockdowns played a role in his suicide. because she was standing up to the people who imposed those lockdowns, lisa's attorney is now getting death threats. this is one of those messages. it's awful but we're just playing it for you because we want you to know it's real. >> this trevor mother -- [ bleep ] she can't stay at home for a year and --...