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screaming ] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much! i'm trevor noah. our musical guest tonight is "christine and the queens" joining us, everybody! but first, you know, it has been a long election season. how long? well, let's put it this way -- when we started, the elephant and donkey were a mastodon and some kind of proto-donkey lizard thing. but the long slog is almost over! yes, with an entire year remaining, we are getting close and we're starting to get a sense of how much this whole election is going to cost. >> donors and others now expect an astonishing $5 billion will be spent on the 2016 presidential race. this is double the amount spent in 2012. >> trevor: yes! (laughter) final, america can afford a proper election! i mean, it was so embarrassing, back in 2012, watching you guys spend only $2.5 billion. cheap skates! but if you're thinking where's all this additional money going to come from? don't worr
screaming ] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much! i'm trevor noah. our musical guest tonight is "christine and the queens" joining us, everybody! but first, you know, it has been a long election season. how long? well, let's put it this way -- when we started, the...
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we did learn today that trevor noah, the daily show's host... had to undergo an emergency appendectomy this morning. so he will be missing tonight's show. comedy central will air a rerun. and in the spirit of "iowa nice," no grudge from us iowans... we've tweeted at the daily show host "get well soon." i wonder if jeff kaufmann will do the same. noah's expected to be back to work tomorrow. ((amanda & anchors ad lib)) jack: and we want to know your thoughts on this story-- did you find the daily show rant funny or did it go too far? you can connect with us on facebook and twitter. send us an email to: "news at we are iowa dot com" or call us in the newsroom: 1- 800-858-5555 we'd love to hear what you think about this story or any other. stephanie/2shot now coming up on local 5 news at five... local 5 is going country. we'll have a live preview of tonight's cma awards from nashville. jack: but next... shocking news about what really happened before a cop in the chicago suburbs was shot. "you're watching local 5 news at 5 in hd with jack miller, st
we did learn today that trevor noah, the daily show's host... had to undergo an emergency appendectomy this morning. so he will be missing tonight's show. comedy central will air a rerun. and in the spirit of "iowa nice," no grudge from us iowans... we've tweeted at the daily show host "get well soon." i wonder if jeff kaufmann will do the same. noah's expected to be back to work tomorrow. ((amanda & anchors ad lib)) jack: and we want to know your thoughts on this...
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. >> from comedy central headquarters in naypyidaw, this is the myanmar daily show with trevor noah! come! (cheers and applause) ♪ welcome to the myanmar daily show, i'm trevor noah! my guest tonight, whoever the military tells me my guest is. first, the traffic on the nines. looks clear now but we hear bruce is planning to use lane 17 later tonight so plan accordingly, people. turning to our top story, our last parliamentary election last week, millions of myanmartians headed to the polls for this historic vote and one winner was immediately clear, the myanmar container store! boy, they must be rolling in burmese kyat, which as you know is our currency! ha ha! several days later the results of the election are coming in. >> the ballot counting is gradually coming out. the national league won 291 of the 359 declared in myanmar parliament. >> now people are daring to believe change might truly be coming to myanmar. >> trevor: what a thrilling victory for the opposition party but holy shit look at the size of that giant red creature! i've never seen anything like it! kill it now! anyway
. >> from comedy central headquarters in naypyidaw, this is the myanmar daily show with trevor noah! come! (cheers and applause) ♪ welcome to the myanmar daily show, i'm trevor noah! my guest tonight, whoever the military tells me my guest is. first, the traffic on the nines. looks clear now but we hear bruce is planning to use lane 17 later tonight so plan accordingly, people. turning to our top story, our last parliamentary election last week, millions of myanmartians headed to the...
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from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah.ntral cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thank you so much. thank you, thank you. welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. tonight's show is a really good one. our guest, legendary newsman ted koppel is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) yes! but first, a quick campaign update. >> breaking news tonight, in the presidential race, republican bobby jindal, the governor of louisiana, is dropping out. jindal never got out of single digits in the polls. >> trevor: that's right. never got out of single digits. and not percentage digits. we're talking about actual digits. yeah, it was not bobby's wife, poby's lawyer, bobby's dentist, bobby himself. those are the only four people that he had. he department even get to the pinky. oh! but here's the tough thing about jindal dropping out-- it's sad to see anyone with such a touching story walking away from their dreams. >> my parents came to this country 45 years ago. they came here for freedom and opportunity. i don't think in a million
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah.ntral cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thank you so much. thank you, thank you. welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. tonight's show is a really good one. our guest, legendary newsman ted koppel is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) yes! but first, a quick campaign update. >> breaking news tonight, in the presidential race, republican bobby jindal,...
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party denied the daily show acccess to t tir event last week. / and that gave daily show host, trevor noah, all the fuel he needed to poke fun at the state... 3:20 i've got no beef with iowa, until 3 months ago i didn't know it existed... noah didn't hold back about the chair of the iowa gop either. 5:31 you and me iowa, we're cool, but republican chair, john kaufmann...you george das hybrid, this isn't over. local 5 reached out to kaufmann today, he's a college professor, who's taking it all in stride. he said, (fullscreen) "i had a goolaugh at the clip last night, and it's certainly made me a rockstar with my students. while we can enjoy a laugh at ourselves from time to time, we always take our role as first in the nation very seriously. iowans are used to making headlines in the world of political satire. jeff 1:12 every four years iowa's a target, whether it's serious or humorous. henry 2:53 i ignore them. they obviously don't know us or they would not say that. at least one iowan thought maybe it would have been a good idea to let t t daily show intntthe got. sandy 3:06 i thohoh he w
party denied the daily show acccess to t tir event last week. / and that gave daily show host, trevor noah, all the fuel he needed to poke fun at the state... 3:20 i've got no beef with iowa, until 3 months ago i didn't know it existed... noah didn't hold back about the chair of the iowa gop either. 5:31 you and me iowa, we're cool, but republican chair, john kaufmann...you george das hybrid, this isn't over. local 5 reached out to kaufmann today, he's a college professor, who's taking it all...
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i'm trevor noah. thank you for joining us! r guest tonight, pras is joining us, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: big news out of missouri, the midwest of the midwest. as you may know, last weekend, football players at the university of missouri went on strike after university president tim wolfe refused to take action after horribly racist incidents including somebody painting swastika on a dorm wall using feces. yeah, they weren't impressed, the president did nothing. i want to say congratulations to the students because this morning, tim wolfe, the president, actually resigned, yeah! (cheers and applause) and you realize, black people, this is hiewfnlgt you understand what this means? like if you want to change something in american, just threat ton take the black people out of sports. because if there is one thing white people are afraid of is having to win games without you. (laughter) a quick note to all the racists out there, when you're paint ago ago -- painting a swastika with feces, the joke is on
i'm trevor noah. thank you for joining us! r guest tonight, pras is joining us, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: big news out of missouri, the midwest of the midwest. as you may know, last weekend, football players at the university of missouri went on strike after university president tim wolfe refused to take action after horribly racist incidents including somebody painting swastika on a dorm wall using feces. yeah, they weren't impressed, the president did...
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i'm trevor noah. thank you for joining us! ing us, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: big news out of missouri, the midwest of the midwest. as you may know, last weekend, football players at the university of missouri went on strike after university president tim wolfe refused to take action after horribly racist incidents including somebody painting swastika on a dorm wall using feces. yeah, they weren't impressed, the president did nothing. i want to say congratulations to the students because this morning, tim wolfe, the president, actually resigned, yeah! (cheers and applause) and you realize, black people, this is hiewfnlgt you understand what this means? like if you want to change something in american, just threat ton take the black people out of sports. because if there is one thing
i'm trevor noah. thank you for joining us! ing us, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: big news out of missouri, the midwest of the midwest. as you may know, last weekend, football players at the university of missouri went on strike after university president tim wolfe refused to take action after horribly racist incidents including somebody painting swastika on a dorm wall using feces. yeah, they weren't impressed, the president did nothing. i want to say...
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my name is trevor noah.ur guest tonight david holbrooke director of the new documentary, "the diplomat," a book about his father. david holbrooke is here, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) but first, paris. the news came out on friday. we went on the air, obviously. we still have to deal with it. i guess everyone has to deal with it. people say, trevor, what do you think? it's tough. i think our lives are defined by moments -- dinner with family, taking a nice drive together, friends gathering at somebody's house to watch ronda get kicked in the neck. and i think the reason it's so painful is because often terrorism seeks to replace these moments with death and fear. we all are afraid. we replace that fear with anger a lot of the time. but i think what we should try to choose to do is not focus on the perpetrators, because every attack, whether paris, beirut, kenya, seems less about a specific group and more about an attack on humanity itself. one thing that made me smile is people in paris showed
my name is trevor noah.ur guest tonight david holbrooke director of the new documentary, "the diplomat," a book about his father. david holbrooke is here, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) but first, paris. the news came out on friday. we went on the air, obviously. we still have to deal with it. i guess everyone has to deal with it. people say, trevor, what do you think? it's tough. i think our lives are defined by moments -- dinner with family, taking a nice drive...
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>> from come deal central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, msnbc host chris hayes is joing us, everybody. and he will be here to talk about last night's g.o.p. debate. and speaking of the g.o.p. debate, last night was the g.o.p. debate. another one. i've got to be honest, you know, right now they're starting to feel a little bit like the pirates of the caribbean movie. the first one was entertaining, you know, because of the goofy, rambling unbalanced star. but now after four of these things, i'm starting to get tired of the same old stories about the guy with the sharp weapons, and the female krk with no believable line. this debate was down from crowded clown chorus event, it was clear from the start that unlike fox business was going to run a tight ship. >> the rules are simple. if a candidate goes over their allotted time, will you hear this. >> it sounds like a game show but it's not. >> trevor: that's right. because if
>> from come deal central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, msnbc host chris hayes is joing us, everybody. and he will be here to talk about last night's g.o.p. debate. and speaking of the g.o.p. debate, last night was the g.o.p. debate. another one. i've got to be honest, you know, right now they're starting to feel a...
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i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for joining us! author and feminist icon gloria steinem joining us tonight, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: but first up, big news online. yes, i'm talking about twitter's new hot icon which has re-- heart icon which has replaced the star. sorry, star, ironically, in the end, you are not favorited. a lot of people on twitter were upset. i think we're losing focus, guys. let's not lose sight of what's truly important. you don't measure your self worth in stars or hearts. you measure it in retweets, people! you retweet or you go home! (cheers and applause) yeah! i mean, you already are at home because you're tweeting, but you know what i mean. let's turn from twitter to another lawless wilderness. the republican presidential race. this weekend republicans were getting down and under with their undecided voter selves growth and opportunity party which is not as the same ducts an erectile dysfunction support group but something that won't give you a boner. >> 20 candidates for the 2016 field d
i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for joining us! author and feminist icon gloria steinem joining us tonight, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: but first up, big news online. yes, i'm talking about twitter's new hot icon which has re-- heart icon which has replaced the star. sorry, star, ironically, in the end, you are not favorited. a lot of people on twitter were upset. i think we're losing focus, guys. let's not lose sight of what's truly important. you don't measure your...
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! we have a great show tonight. my guest legendary hip-hop producer and artist timbaland is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) yes! after the attacks in paris the war on terror is heating up again and we've just learned something new about the terrorist' devious tactics. >> counterterrorism officials say i.s.i.s. recently launched a 24-hour help desk manned by a dozen senior operatives. >> trevor: i.s.i.s. has a help line? for terrorists? this is insane. (laughter) and also, a great opportunity for us. because, you see, all we need to do now is make sure none of their attacks ever work again and all we need to do is secretly replace their help desk operators with our guys. (laughter) imagine what we could do if we could infiltrate the system. yeah, we would just be there like -- yes, i'm sorry you're having trouble with your suicid
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! we have a great show tonight. my guest legendary hip-hop producer and artist timbaland is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) yes! after the attacks in paris the war on terror is heating up again and...
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applause) >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noahs and applause) >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight fareed zakaria is joining us, everybody! and now we happen to be off last week so i thought i would quickly catch you up on all the stuff we missed wile we were away. first up, congress managed to come to a budget deal meaning they will not be shutting down the government this month. which i'm told in america is a thing that deserves praise. yeah. that's right, it seems this government is being run by t mobile, month to month. no contracts. meanwhile, we also learned that the plague is apparently staging a comeback in america. with 11 u.s. cases reported since may. yeah, 11 u.s. cases of the plague. pizza rat not so charming now, is he? but perhaps most upsetting,
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"trevor noah 5:31 you and me iowa, we're cool. but republican party chair, jeff kaufmannn, you newman - george kastanza hybrid, this isn't over." jack: that was just one of the jabs at kaufmann on last night's daily show on comedy central. it comes on the heels of a gop event last weekend in des moines where kaufmann denied the daily show's request to attend the event because he was afraid they would make fun of iowa. but kaufmann tells us he's taking it all in stride. jack: "i had a good laugh at the clip last night....while we can enjoy a laugh at ourselves from time to time, we always take our role as first in the nation very seriously," now on a more serious note, the daily show's host, trevor noah, had to undergo an emergency appendectomy this morning. so he missed tonight's show. but he's expected to be back to work tomorrow. stephanie: in the wake of a student debt crisis, there's a new approach to paying for a college education....cro wdfunding. a senior at coe college in cedar rapids needs around 17 hundred dollars to enr
"trevor noah 5:31 you and me iowa, we're cool. but republican party chair, jeff kaufmannn, you newman - george kastanza hybrid, this isn't over." jack: that was just one of the jabs at kaufmann on last night's daily show on comedy central. it comes on the heels of a gop event last weekend in des moines where kaufmann denied the daily show's request to attend the event because he was afraid they would make fun of iowa. but kaufmann tells us he's taking it all in stride. jack: "i...
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from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome, welcome, welcome to "the daily show"! (cheers and applause) i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight from "the leftovers" actress regina king is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) and as for me, i'm back from the worldaworld's shortest vacation. some of you may have heard, i was out yesterday with a touch of emergency appendectomy surgery. appendics out and i'm okay now. fantastic surgeons, thank you to them. i must say, a lot of people asked, trevor, what's it going to be like commenting on america if you're not from america? i'm, like, i'm going to have to experience america and what better way than enjoying america's healthcare system for myself. yeah, it was an interesting experience going to the emergency room. i'm not going to lie. although i don't know if emergency room is the right term because they make you wait. i feel like there should be two rooms, a room for emergencies and a room for people who can fill out forms. because i'm ther
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome, welcome, welcome to "the daily show"! (cheers and applause) i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight from "the leftovers" actress regina king is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) and as for me, i'm back from the worldaworld's shortest vacation. some of you may have heard, i was out yesterday with a touch of...
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. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight fareed zakaria is joining us, everybody! and now we happen to be off last week so i thought i would quickly catch you up on all the stuff we missed wile we were away. first up, congress managed to come to a budget deal meaning they will not be shutting down the government this month. which i'm told in america is a thing that deserves praise. yeah. that's right, it seems this government is being run by t mobile, month to month. no contracts. meanwhile, we also learned that the plague is apparently staging a comeback in america. with 11 u.s. cases reported since may. yeah, 11 u.s. cases of the plague. pizza rat not so charming now, is he? but perhaps most upsetting, yup, it's a mess. the saddest thing, celebrate the fact they got to the world series but they lost t it is not right. i have been a devoted follower of this team over six months now. and i don't kn
. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight fareed zakaria is joining us, everybody! and now we happen to be off last week so i thought i would quickly catch you up on all the stuff we missed wile we were away. first up, congress managed to come to a budget deal meaning they will not be shutting...
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>> from come deal central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noahelcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, msnbc host chris hayes is joing us, everybody. and he will be here to talk about last night's g.o.p. debate. and speaking of the g.o.p. debate, last night was the g.o.p. debate. another one. i've got to be honest, youno
>> from come deal central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noahelcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, msnbc host chris hayes is joing us, everybody. and he will be here to talk about last night's g.o.p. debate. and speaking of the g.o.p. debate, last night was the g.o.p. debate. another one. i've got to be honest, youno
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my name is trevor noah.ke director of the new documentary, "the diplomat," a book about his father. david holbrooke is here, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) but first, paris. the news came out on friday. we went on the air, obviously. we still have to deal with it. i guess everyone has to deal with it. people say, trevor, what do you think? it's tough. i think our lives are defined by moments -- dinner with family, taking a nice drive together, friends gathering at somebody's house to watch ronda get kicked in the neck. and i think the reason it's so painful is because often terrorism seeks to replace these moments with death and fear. we all are afraid. we replace that fear with anger a lot of the time. but i think what we should try to choose to do is not focus on the perpetrators, because every attack, whether paris, beirut, kenya, seems less about a specific group and moreb
my name is trevor noah.ke director of the new documentary, "the diplomat," a book about his father. david holbrooke is here, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) but first, paris. the news came out on friday. we went on the air, obviously. we still have to deal with it. i guess everyone has to deal with it. people say, trevor, what do you think? it's tough. i think our lives are defined by moments -- dinner with family, taking a nice drive together, friends gathering at...
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i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight, the moderator for the next republican presidential debate from cnbc, john harwood is joining us tonight, ladies and gentlemen! ( cheers and applause ) but right now, we're not talking about politics. we're talking about benghazi. the big hillary clinton hearing in congress, which has nothing to do with politics. this was about getting the truth and finding clear facts. >> i think-- >> just wait. >> i'm waiting on the accurate statement. >> i'm getting-- >> right now, the only one you've asked for is sidney blumenthal. >> you need to make sure the entire record is correct. >> and that's exactly what i want to do. >> then go ahead. >> i'm going to tell you-- ( laughter ) >> trevor: so clear. so concise. it all makes sense now. and throughout the day, hillary was right in the thick of it. ( laughter ) i've been there, hillary. that feeling when baycalls a benghazi committee for the eighth time. but right now, i'm getting ahead ofinize mize. i should step back and explai
i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight, the moderator for the next republican presidential debate from cnbc, john harwood is joining us tonight, ladies and gentlemen! ( cheers and applause ) but right now, we're not talking about politics. we're talking about benghazi. the big hillary clinton hearing in congress, which has nothing to do with politics. this was about getting the truth and finding clear facts. >> i think-- >> just wait. >> i'm waiting on the accurate statement....
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from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( captioning sponsored by comedy central cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thank you so much. thank you, thank you. welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. tonight's show is a really good one. our guest, legendary newsman ted koppel is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) yes! but first, a quick campaign update. >> breaking news tonight, in the presidential race, republican bobby jindal, the governor of louisiana, is dropping out. jindal never got out of single digits in the polls. >> trevor: that's right. never got out of single digits. and not percentage digits. we're talking about actual digits. yeah, it was not bobby's wife, poby's lawyer, bobby's dentist, bobby himself. those are the only four people that he had. he department even get to the pinky. oh! but here's the tough thing about jindal dropping out-- it's sad to see anyone with such a touching story walking away from their dreams. >> my parents came to this country 45 years ago. they came here for freedom and oppo
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( captioning sponsored by comedy central cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thank you so much. thank you, thank you. welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. tonight's show is a really good one. our guest, legendary newsman ted koppel is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) yes! but first, a quick campaign update. >> breaking news tonight, in the...
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i'm trevor noah.t tonight, the moderator for the next republican presidential debate from cnbc, john harwood is joining us tonight, ladies and gentlemen! ( cheers and applause ) but right now, we're not talking about politics. we're talking about benghazi. the big hillary clinton hearing in congress, which has nothing to do with politics. this was about ge
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i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, a terrific author who is here to tell us about his new show on the esquire network called "going deep." david rees is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) first, this coming saturday, louisiana is holding an election to replace bobby jindal as governor. on the the republican side, we've got senator david vitter and on the democratic side state representative john bel edwards, two candidates who have a lot in common, with one major difference. >> the choice for governor couldn't be more clear. john bel edwards, who answered our country's call and served as a ranger in the 82nd airborne division, or david vitter, who answered a prostitute's call minutes after he skipped a vote honoring 28 soldiers who gave their lives in confidence of our freedom. >> trevor: now, now, come on people. that's just good manners. ( laughter ) what was he supposed to do, take the prostitute's call during the votes? he couldn't do that. "hey, could everybody shut up for a moment? shut u
i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, a terrific author who is here to tell us about his new show on the esquire network called "going deep." david rees is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) first, this coming saturday, louisiana is holding an election to replace bobby jindal as governor. on the the republican side, we've got senator david vitter and on the democratic side state representative john bel edwards, two candidates who have a lot in common, with one major difference....
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahse) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much! i'm trevor noah. our musical guest tonight is "christine and the queens" joining us, everybody! but first, you know, it has been a long election season. how long? well, let's put it this way -- when we started, the elephant and donkey were a mastodon and some kind of proto-donkey lizard thing. but the long slog is almost over! yes, with an entire year remaining, we are getting close and we're starting to get a sense of how much this whole election is going to cost. >> donors and others now expect an astonishing $5 billion will be spent on the 2016 presidential race. this is double the amount spent in 2012. >> trevor: yes! (laughter) final, america can afford a proper election! i mean, it was so embarrassing, back in 2012, watching you guys spend only $2.5 billion. cheap skates! but if you're thinking where's all this additional money going to come from? don't worry. some heroes out t
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahse) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much! i'm trevor noah. our musical guest tonight is "christine and the queens" joining us, everybody! but first, you know, it has been a long election season. how long? well, let's put it this way -- when we started, the elephant and donkey were a...
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahplause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! we have a great show tonight. my guest legendary hip-hop producer and artist timbaland is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) yes! after the attacks in paris the war on terror is heating up again and we've just learned something new about the terrorist' devious tactics. >> counterterrorism officials say i.s.i.s. recently launched a 24-hour help desk manned by a dozen senior operatives. >> trevor: i.s.i.s. has a help line? for terrorists? this is insane. (laughter) and also, a great opportunity for us. because, you see, all we need to do now is make sure none of their attacks ever work again and all we need to do is secretly replace their help desk operators with
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahplause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! we have a great show tonight. my guest legendary hip-hop producer and artist timbaland is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) yes! after the attacks in paris the war on terror is heating up again and we've just learned...
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. >> and trevor noah's big comeback. "the skinny" up next. >> he's back already?ld news now" continues after this from our abc stations. ♪ skinny, so skinny >>> time now for "the skinny." we begin with hillary clinton on jimmy kimmel live. >> clinton took time off from campaigning last night to share thoughts with our friend jimmy about what to call her husband if she wins the white house. >> i think part of what we'll have to figure out is, what do you call the male spouse of a female president? now, it's a little bit more complicated with him because people still call former presidents mr. president. >> right. >> so i have to really work on this. >> i know what you could call him. the first president lady would be a nice thing to call him. >> the first lady. >> the first dude, first mate. first gentleman. i'm not sure about it. >> as for that other pressing question, who gets dibs on the remote? mrs. clinton said one of the first things she would look into is what is it about guys and remotes? >> and the remote control. that's one of her pressing issues. >> forg
. >> and trevor noah's big comeback. "the skinny" up next. >> he's back already?ld news now" continues after this from our abc stations. ♪ skinny, so skinny >>> time now for "the skinny." we begin with hillary clinton on jimmy kimmel live. >> clinton took time off from campaigning last night to share thoughts with our friend jimmy about what to call her husband if she wins the white house. >> i think part of what we'll have to figure...
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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, crazy businessman dan price is here. but first the g.o.p. debates is wrapping up as we speak. right now system wrapping up. you guys know it's just wrapped up now. ( laughter ) and "the daily show" will have full team coverage tomorrow because we want to think about these things. but i'm not sure anyone is going to be paying attention to the debates because of what's really going on in america. >> the critics say starbucks is joining a war on christmas. that's after the coffee chain unveiled its new holiday-themed cups with none of the usual christmas markings. >> trevor: oh, i'm sorry, none of the usual christmas markings? the cups are red and green. ( laughter ) that is the color of christmas. they didn't make the cups red and green in honor of stop lights or-- or to remember the time kermit got a rash. like, that is-- which, by the way, kermit,
>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, crazy businessman dan price is here. but first the g.o.p. debates is wrapping up as we speak. right now system wrapping up. you guys know it's just wrapped up now. ( laughter ) and "the daily show" will have full...
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plus, "the daily show's" trevor noah has quite a story to tell. >> i'm keeling over, trembling from the into another room and the nurse follows me in to the private room. sir, sir, i have more forms for you to fill out. i don't know how are you paying for this? i was like, well, with my life clearly. ♪ every insurance policy has a number. but not every insurance company understands the life behind it. for those who've served and the families who've supported them, we offer our best service in return. ♪ usaa. we know what it means to serve. get an insurance quote and see why 92% of our members plan to stay for life. ♪ want to survive a crazy busy day? sfx: cell phone chimes start with a positive attitude... and positively radiant skin. aveeno® positively radiant moisturizer... with active naturals® soy. aveeno® naturally beautiful results®. count on being slammed this hwith orders. we're getting slammed with orders. and my customers knowing right when their packages arrive. totally slammed! introducing real-time delivery notifications. one more reason this is our season. irresistible mom
plus, "the daily show's" trevor noah has quite a story to tell. >> i'm keeling over, trembling from the into another room and the nurse follows me in to the private room. sir, sir, i have more forms for you to fill out. i don't know how are you paying for this? i was like, well, with my life clearly. ♪ every insurance policy has a number. but not every insurance company understands the life behind it. for those who've served and the families who've supported them, we offer our...
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juliet: trevor noah is a machine. anna: he is a trooper, for sure. back after emergency surgery to take out his upended. >> a crazy experience. i get taken over into another room. sir, sir, i have more forms you can fill out. how are you paying for this. i said with my life. clearly. [laughter] >> very good. he also cleared up that it was he who wanted to come back the day after surgery and it was not comedy central forcing him to do so. rupture rain. will smith says he is going to that is a little throwback of the two together. you probably remember dj was also a character on the fresh prince of bel air. they never did get to to it together after they are 1986 album was released. they are going to do it now. it sounds like a mix of oldies from back then, but also working on new stuff as well. a star trek house for sale in texas. when you walk inside, you will feel like you are on the set of a star trek movie. there are lighted kinematics and fully equipped with sliding doors. we creating the show. juliet: the whole house. >> oho house does have ligh
juliet: trevor noah is a machine. anna: he is a trooper, for sure. back after emergency surgery to take out his upended. >> a crazy experience. i get taken over into another room. sir, sir, i have more forms you can fill out. how are you paying for this. i said with my life. clearly. [laughter] >> very good. he also cleared up that it was he who wanted to come back the day after surgery and it was not comedy central forcing him to do so. rupture rain. will smith says he is going to...
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party denied the daily show acccess to their event last week. / and that gave daily show host, trevor noah, all the fuel he needed to poke fun at the state... 3:20 i've got no beef with iowa, until 3 months ago i didn't know it existed... noah didn't hold back about the chair of the iowa gop either. 5:31 you and me iowa, we're cool, but republican chair, john kaufmann...you george dastanza hybrid, this isn't over. local 5 reached out to kaufmann today, he's a college professor, who's taking it all in stride. he said, (fullscreen) "i had a good laugh at the clip last night, and it's certainly made me a rockstar with my students. while we can enjoy a laugh at ourselves from time to time, we always take our role as first in the nation very seriously. iowans are used to making headlines in the world of political satire. jeff 1:12 every four years iowa's a target, whether it's serious or humorous. henry 2:53 i ignore them. they obviously don't know us or they would not say that. at least one iowan thought maybe it would have been a good idea to let the daily show into the gop event. sandy 3:06
party denied the daily show acccess to their event last week. / and that gave daily show host, trevor noah, all the fuel he needed to poke fun at the state... 3:20 i've got no beef with iowa, until 3 months ago i didn't know it existed... noah didn't hold back about the chair of the iowa gop either. 5:31 you and me iowa, we're cool, but republican chair, john kaufmann...you george dastanza hybrid, this isn't over. local 5 reached out to kaufmann today, he's a college professor, who's taking it...
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cynthia: trevor noah quoted jeff kaufmann, saying we were afraid they would make fun of iowa. what would you expect the >> i have no beef with iowa, a know it existed. they are worried we will call them pepper logs with gravy going through their veins. them, it would be type 2 diabetes. >> every state has its stereotypes. a lot of people don't have a we are. it's too bad that they don't talk about the healthy state initiative and things like that because my friend and i are on a walk. >> it was a personal attack that was mean and classless. cynthia: eric woolson says keeping up the daily show played right into their hands. >> even though just heart was in the right place, i think the outcome was little. -- was predictable. jeff kaufmann, you georgia stands at newman hybrid. this is not over. elizabeth: coffman released this statement, he said he yet a good laugh at the clip and it made him a rock star with his students. we always take a role as the first in the nation seriously and look forward to the final sprint store the film or a first caucuses -- final sprint toward the f
cynthia: trevor noah quoted jeff kaufmann, saying we were afraid they would make fun of iowa. what would you expect the >> i have no beef with iowa, a know it existed. they are worried we will call them pepper logs with gravy going through their veins. them, it would be type 2 diabetes. >> every state has its stereotypes. a lot of people don't have a we are. it's too bad that they don't talk about the healthy state initiative and things like that because my friend and i are on a...
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steve: by the way, comedy central says "daily show" host trevor noah underwent an emergency appendectomy this morning. the network says the procedure went well and the comedian is expected back on the show tomorrow. there is something to be said for karma. stacey: polk county health officials say meat caused a sickness at roosevelt high school last month. dozen of teachers became sick following a luncheon at the school october 21st. lab tests show the meat contained a bacteria that's one of the most common sources of food illnesses in our country. the meat was purchased at a hy-vee store. hy-vee officials say the meat was prepared and properly stored at the the store. no other illnesses have been reported. charged 6 people in a human-trafficking sting, conducted at a business on tuesday. 5 people, including 43-year-old eugene garrett junior, 46-year-old mya kyaw, 21-year-old matt conner, 35-year-old belladonna guirgis, and 27-year-old sharree austin, all now face prostitution charges. the 6th person, 41-year-old daveta williams of des moines, is charged with driving while barred and poss
steve: by the way, comedy central says "daily show" host trevor noah underwent an emergency appendectomy this morning. the network says the procedure went well and the comedian is expected back on the show tomorrow. there is something to be said for karma. stacey: polk county health officials say meat caused a sickness at roosevelt high school last month. dozen of teachers became sick following a luncheon at the school october 21st. lab tests show the meat contained a bacteria that's...