(trevor noah, host, the daily show) "why do you "ahhhh" it's a robot?" (jeanne moos, new york) "actually there is a perfectly good reason for this robot abuse."when most robots fall they often have to be carried off for repair.but when the new atlas was forced to faceplant.watch it get back on its feet.and though it stumbles through the snow like bigfoot, it never loses its balance on the uneven terrain. that's a very big deal. even if one commenter noted "looks like me coming home from the bar last night."(jeanne moos, new york) "lest you think the engineers are just brutal bullies lacking any sense of humor."this was last year's christmas greeting from boston dynamics. even if their robots aren't laughing all the way. jeanne moos cnn new york 3 (ad lib) time/temp ...the hashtag, my family in four words is trending this morning ...so that's what we want you to share with us on the local12 facebook page.plus ...soaking in suds ...a look inside the nation's first spa offering baths ... in beer.that's ahead at five on good morning break four3 3 the hashtag

is the "daily show" with trevor noah. and applause] >> trevor: welcome to the "daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much, everyone. our guest tonight founder of girls who code reshma saujani is here, everybody. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: i know a lot of you are closely monitoring the results from the iowa caucuses right now. thank you for taking time from martin o'malley's surprise victory party to watch the show. i appreciate it we will get into iowa later. have full coverage of the caucuses tomorrow. first, i want to take a moment to talk about danger, people. because danger is all around us. whether it's a zombie apocalypse or mythical things like global warming. and now a new threat is in town. the zika virus. you know the zika virus is a lot like soccer. a mild cuter in the u.s. but it's [beep] in brazil. [laughing] >> worth health experts call it a rapidly rising crisis. a estimated forty two hundred babies born with small heads and no brains. >> there is no treatment. >> rash and red eyes. president: why

trevor noah joins us tonight! [ cheers and applause ] how about that?o, he's a very funny man, a fantastic actor. he is in the third season of "todd margaret" on ifc. david cross is stopping by the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] huge fan of his. i'm looking forward to that. and we have music from the great new york rock band x ambassadors will be joining us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] but before we get to that, as i mentioned earlier, mexican officials captured notorious drug lord, joaquin guzman, also known as el chapo, friday night. while the details of the capture were fascinated, they were quickly dwarfed by the fact that months earlier, el chapo sat down with sean penn for a "rolling stone" interview. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪ >> seth: you may know el chapo is one of mexico's most powerful drug king pins and one of the world's most wanted fugitives, but he's known as much for his role in mexico's drug war as he is for his creative ways of getting free. >> in 2001, he escaped from the mexican high-security p

thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: trevor noah, everybody! new episodes of "the daily show" air monday through thursday night on comedy central. we'll be right back with david cross. lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for $399 a month only at your lincoln dealer. if you're trying to be a little better... things just got a whole lot better. introducing entrees loaded with flavor, not calories. applebee's grill & bar favorites made a little better for you. featuring new dishes, all under 650 calories adventures from $599, plus up to $300 to spend at sea. come seek the royal caribbean. book now, offer ends soon. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of dove... ...now in a dry antiperspirant spray. squire?! what beer may i fetch you, my lord? i'll have a redd's apple ale. and perhaps a wrench. no. a wrench, a wrench. is your head so congested it's ready to explode? you may be muddling through allergies. try zyrtec -d to powerfully clear your blocked nose and relieve your o

. >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. you tonight. democratic new jersey senator corey booker is here. (applause). >> trevor: and he is going to tell us how to unite america. timely! but first, man, it feels so good to be back. because we have been gone for a week and while we were gone, look at all the [bleep] that happened? the supreme court justice died, ted cruz made an ad with a porn star. apple joined isis, and those are stories that don't even involve donald trump. because in one week alone, donald trump fought with the

3rd, 2016, from comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show" i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight comedian hannibal buress is joining us. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: but let's move on. last night we got so caught up in the iowa caucus we forgot to celebrate, groundhog day. ya. also, what the hell is groundhog day. [laughing] >> trevor: people pull a rodent out of the ground. then ask the animal to predict the weather. you know, this is so unfair. because if africans were doing this [beep], and you heard that we pulled animals out of the ground -- i mean there are villages in africa where people wear animal skin. if i tried to explain americans used ground hog to predict the weather. they would be like, why not use satellite data. let's move on. last night we got so caught up in the iowa caucus we forgot to celebrate groundhog day. also what the hell is groundhog day. people pull a rodent out of the ground and ask the anim

i'm trevor noah! thank you so much! great show for you tonight! netflix comedy "love," gillian jacobs is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: and -- wow, what a weekend this was, for me, especi

applause ] from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome! welcome to "the daily show"! i am trevor noah! thank you so much. tonight we have a performance from an amazing soul band. the suffers are here, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first, the results are now in from new hampshire's primary, and we don't know what they are because we record this show at 6:00, but the winners are -- bernie and trump! unless i'm wrong. (laughter) you wanted to clap but you weren't sure if it was bernie or trump. it's, i'm going to -- wait! which one is my clap going to? (laughter) the big question is how did the candidates spend time in the state? by pandering to new hampshire's number one cultural institution. if you want to win new hampshire you have to make it rain in the dunkin'. >> hillary clinton making a stop at manchester dunkin' donuts. >> with rubio here in new hampshire, his wife and children looking for a snack. >> we're going to dunkin' donuts. >> according

. >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much, everybody. we have a great show for you tonight. democratic new jersey senator corey booker is here. (applause). >> trevor: and he is going to tell us how to unite america. timely! but first, man, it feels so good to be back. because we have been gone for a week and while we were gone, look at all the [bleep] that happened? the supreme court justice died, ted cruz made an ad with a porn star. apple joined isis, and those are stories that don't even involve donald trump. because in one week alone, donald trump fought with the pope, blamed george bush for 9/11, and then he said he would stop terrorism by shooting muslims with bullets dipped in pig's blood. for real. this is what he said. and then finally, finally, last saturday, south carolina voters were like stop. we had heard enough. you should be our president. >> record voter turnout lifted trump to a big win in saturday's south carolina primary. he beat marco rubio by 11 points, ted cruz was a very close third. >

(trevor noah, host, the daily show) going to be in the robot version of roots, you understand this."and it's not just physical,but mental torture.by hockey stick. taunted and teased...this after doing such a nice job of lifting boxes. take this job and shove it, i'm outta here. no wonder atlas fans visualized robot t revenge scenarios.and this isn't the first time the highly garded robot design company boston dynamics has mistreated d one of f its creations.(trevor noah, host, the daily show) "why do you "ahhhh" it's a robot (jeanne moos, new york) "actually there is a perfectly good reason for this robot abuse."when most robots fall down, they can't get back up. they often have to be carried off for repair.but when the faceplant.watch it get back on its feet.and though it stumbles through the snow like bigfoot, it never loses its balance on the uneven terrain. that's a very big deal. even if one commenter noted "looks like me coming home from the bar last night."(jeanne moos, new york) "lest you think the engineers are just brutal bullies lacking any sense of humor."this was last ye

i'm trevor noah! thank you so much! great show for you tonight! is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: and -- wow, what a weekend this was, for me, especially. i got to visit new hampshire for the first time. yeah, which was incredibly white. (laugh

i'm trevor noah! thank you so much! great show for you tonight! r guests tonight from the new netflix comedy "love," gillian jacobs is here, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: and -- wow, what a weekend this was, for me, especially. i got to visit new hampshire for the first time. yeah, which was incredibly white. (laughter) no, because it snowed. it snowed a lot, and because of all the caucasian people. and then on sunday was the super bowl, yeah! (cheers and applause) so congratulations to the winners, the denver broncos, peyton manning and, most importantly, all my boys back home, yeah, because you know what comes off the super bowl sunday? free t-shirt monday! we're still ripping the panthers, baby! (applause) and don't worry, cam, you will be back next year. you can dab away all these tears. it's okay. oh! speaking of losers... this last weekend, we had the final g.o.p. debate before tomorrow's new hampshire primaries, and it was my favorite one yet because, from the beginning, it was clear that iin this day bait, anything coud happen

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ♪ (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much, everybody! our guest tonight, really special guest, former director of the c.i.a., michael hayden, everybody! (cheers and applause) we have a really big show tonight so i want to get into the big story. the tech contrivecy on everybody's mind, facebook. they've added five new options for the "like" button, people. (laughter) it makes sense. my friend would say, my cat died, so i click "like." but i don't actually "like" that the cat died. they say, watt kind of monster with you? i said, it's my only option! they say, go to hell! i say, i will go to hell and i will probably run into your cat there because it was a dick and now it's dead! what i'm saying is it's nice to have options, i like that, thank you, facebook. anyway, i'm glad you have a solution to our most difficult tech problem, but now let's move on to the second most difficult tech problem. >> showdown between apple and the f

applause ) from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahthe daily show," i'm trevor noah. thank you very much, everybody. our ges tonight is the founder and c.e.o. of airbnb, brian chesky is here. (applause) and he's only here for three nights for $550. if you have used airbnb you know technology is changing everything. and nowhere faster than in robotics. today an american company named boston dynamics revealed an exciting new robot called atlas. basically this robot can walk around on two legs, pick up boxes. it can do everything that you would normally pay a teenager to do. only without showing up to work three hours late in a hot box honda civic, right? and the demo videos of these robots is really fan task tuck and interesting to watch.

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "daily show" with trevor noah. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to the "daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much, everybody. our guest tonight, our guest tonight from the new movie "zoolander 2", ben stiller, is here! ( cheers and applause ) , obut first, some breaking new. you may or may not remember the big climate summit which took place in paris last december, when the world's nations agreed to cut their carbon emissions before we'd have to explain to our grandchildren what ice was, and our grandchildren would be like, "we're so hot. why is it all gone?" and we'd say, "because we like going to the grocery store in a hummer. now, hush, and drink your pee." the most important part of the paris climate deal was the fact thaerch had to be on board, and everyone was on board, until yesterday. >> the supreme court has put want brakes on president obama's plan to fight climate change. the justices have temporarily blocked it from going into effect while the new ru

3rd, 2016, from comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with trevor noahptioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show" i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight comedian hannibal buress is joining us. [cheers and applause]

i'm trevor noah. thank you so much!onight we've got a great one from the film "triple 9", anthony mackie is here! (cheers and applause) but first, let's take a moment to talk about the supreme court, or as black robe distributors call it, our best customer. the supreme court is the highest court in america, nine justices settling all the disputes lower courts cannot. the same way your mom settles the disputes your dad cannot or that your other mom cannot, because that's okay now, thanks to the supreme court. now, in a court that is often divided, having one extra vote can make all the difference, meaning just one person can be responsible for hugely significant changes in the law and, very often, in the last 30 years, that person was justice antonin scalia who passed away ten days ago. now, his vote was the reason america can no longer regulate our campaign finance spending and the reason minority voting rights are vulnerable and the reason george w. bush became president which makes scalia sound like a dick but on the

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah!ponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome! welcome to "the daily show"! i am trevor noah! thank you so much. tonight we have a performance from an amazing soul band. the suffers are here, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first, the results are now in from new hampshire's primary, and we don't know what they are because we record this show at 6:00, but the winners are -- bernie and trump! unless i'm wrong. (laughter) you wanted to clap but you weren't sure if it was bernie or trump. it's, i'm going to -- wait! which one is my clap going to? (laughter) the big question is how did the candidates spend time in the state? by pandering to new hampshire's number one cultural institution. if you want to win new hampshire you have to make it rain in the dunkin'. >> hillary clinton making a stop at manchester dunkin' donuts. >> with rubio here in

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much, everybody! our guest tonight, youtube star lilly singh is here, people! (cheers and applause) that's right. she is here. if you like your interview, don't forget to rate and subscribe. subscribe right here. but first, such sad news. we have to start the show with some fond farewells. >> the republican field is narrowing. rick santorum suspended his campaign last night. rand paul and mike huckabee also dropped out. >> trevor: no! my sweet right wing princes! my beautiful conservative gentlemen! we were just getting to know each other! now that they're out of the race, oddly enough, these people wield a lot more influence through the power of endorsements. nothing boosts a presidential candidate more than the enthusiastic endorsement of one of his peers. rick santorum knows this. which is why as soon as he stepped out of the race, he said he was endorsing marco rubio, which led a lot of

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahapplause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much, everybody! our guest tonight, youtube star lilly singh is here, people! (cheers and applause) that's right. she is here. if you like your interview, don't forget to rate and subscribe. subscribe right here. but first, such sad news. we have to start the show with some

access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahtrevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight, peter bergen is going us, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first -- but first, obviously, we have to talk about last night. the iowa caucus, after a year of waiting, after all that build up, people finally voted. guess what? donald trump didn't win! (cheers and applause) yeah! but ted cruz did! (audience reacts) oh, i thought you guys would be happen p pi about that. ah. also, bernie sanders won! (cheers and applause) yeah, but not as much as hillary clinton! (cheers and applause) it's such a weird thing. so they both won, and he sort of didn't. i guess they awarded it to her, which means she can

applause) ♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "daily show" with trevor noahor: welcome to the "daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much, everybody. our guest tonight, our guest tonight from the new movie "zoolander 2", ben stiller, is here! ( cheers and applause ) , obut first, some breaking new. you may or may not remember the big climate summit which took place in paris last december, when the world's nations agreed to cut their carbon emissions before we'd have to explain to our grandchildren what ice was, and our grandchildren would be like, "we're so hot. why is it all gone?" and we'd say, "because we like going to the grocery store in a hummer. now, hush, and drink your pee." the most important part of the paris climate deal was the fact thaerch had to be on board, and everyone was on board, until

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. ♪ from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central . >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much, everybody. our guest tonight here is talk about her new hbo show "vinyl," olivia wilde, everybody. (applause) but let's get right into it. we all saw what happened last night and i'm not going to lie, it blew my mind it blew my mind to think that that guy wants to be president. i mean between his ego, his devicive, purposefully inflammatory statements, it's insane that he still has supporters. honestly, i don't know what to say at this point. i just-- i mean i don't know what america is going to do about kayne west. (laughter) bill cosby innocent? are you kidding me, kayne? ima let you finish but bill cosby is one of the least innocent people of all time. now this blew upjohn line last night. and everyone is rushing to judge kayne. but maybe we should wait until the facts are in, you know, maybe this was a publicity stunt or maybe he was just really tir