thank you so much, everybody, i'm trevor noah. ght from "orange is the new black" laverne cox is joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: but first up, the brexit fallout continues in europe this week, particularly for bore is johnson, the former london mayor who looks like a done-- donald trump hairchg an allergic reaction to bee string. johnson supported breaksity and is now a leading candidate to become the next prime someone ay posted a video of johnson talking about brexit. what was interesting was where they posted it. you see, they put it up on pornhub with the title

thank you, ever, i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight, a wonderful author terry mcmillan is joining us, everybody. (applause) but first let's continue in our continuing coverage of the countdown to the rio olympics. well, it turns out rio has

i'm trevor noah.about her new movie "jason bourne," julia stiles is joining us, everyone! (cheers and applause) first up, did you guys see the shooting that happened two days ago? because don't worry, if you missed it, there was another one yesterday. baton rouge, louisiana and falcon heights, minnesota. two videos in two days of police fatally shooting two blackmen who, when you watch the video, did nothing to warrant them losing their lives. you know the hardest part of having a conversation surrounding police shootings in america, it always feels like in america, it's like if you take a stand for something, you automatically are against something else. such a strange world to be in. you're either a cat person or a

applause] from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome, everybody, to "the daily show"! thank you for joining us! i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest is chuck klosterman, everybody! (cheers and applause) first up, today is national handshake day. as you all know, because today's also national knowing about fake holidays day. earlier this week, the very serious occasion was observed by the leaders of the united states, mexico and canada. >> president obama's visit to canada yesterday, he was there for the north american summit with the leaders from canada and mexico when this happened. (laughter) >> trevor: you see! this is why black people invented fist bumps! to avoid moments like this! and you don't even get the full gravity of this situation on the news because when you zoom in you realize how complicated this handshake really was! >> trevor: happy national handshake day, everybody! let's turn now to the geopolitical equivalent of that handshake, brexit. after 52% of britain voted to leave the e

i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight, to talk about her new movie "jason bourne," julia stiles is joining us, everyone! (cheers and applause) first up, did you guys see the shooting that happened two days ago? because don't worry, if you missed it, there was another one yesterday. baton rouge, louisiana and falcon heights, minnesota. two videos in two days of police fatally shooting two blackmen who, when you watch the video, did nothing to warrant them losing their lives. you know the hardest part of having a conversation surrounding police shootings in america, it always feels like in america, it's like if you take a stand for something, you automatically are against something else. such a strange world to be in. you're either a cat person or a dog person. you know, you're a red sox or you're a yankees. when you text, you type lol or ha ha ha! personally i'm lol. i know a lot of people are ha ha ha, and i respect that. the point is we can come together and hate those who type lol lol lol lol lol lol. yo

. >> from comedy central's wo news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahr: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much, everybody! i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest, i'm so excited, a great comedian and aficionado of food. jim gaffigan, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first, happy belated fourth of july, everyone. i hope you had an amazing weekend because mine truly was. i actually got asked to join taylor swift's squad. (laughter) yeah. she gives you the flag bikini when she sends the text. (laughter) it was really cool. what a great holiday. getting the day off. celebrating independence. the perfect time in america to achieve something historic. >> after a nearly five year long journey juno spacecraft sent a message from 540 million miles away. nailsa scientists at the jet propulling lab in southern california are calling this the hardest thing they've ever done, successfully putting a jupiter's orbit. >> after a 1.7 billion-mile journey we hit our burn targets within one second on a target just tens of kilometers large. isn't that incredible? >>

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah!pplause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome, everybody, to "the daily show"! thank you for joining us! i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest is chuck klosterman, everybody! (cheers and applause) first up, today is national handshake day. as you all know, because today's also national knowing about fake holidays day. earlier this week, the very serious occasion was observed by the leaders of the united states, mexico and canada. >> president obama's visit to canada yesterday, he was there for the north american summit

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thank you, ever, i'm trevor noah.a wonderful author terry mcmillan is joining us, everybody. (applause) but first let's continue in our continuing coverage of the countdown to the rio olympics. well, it turns out rio has miraculously turned everything around and everything is going according to plan. (laughter) oh, eye i'm sorry, i keep forgetting. it is the southern hemisphere so it's the opposite. >> lurking under rio's with thers raw sewage and now what scientists describe as superbacteria, the highest levels of superbacteria on the shores of guanabara bay. site of the sailing event a month from now. >> it is a nice sailing area but every time you get some water in your face it feels like there is some alien enemy entering your face. so i keep my nose and my lips closed. (laughter). >> trevor: first of all, what is that music? does that just play when germans talk? what is that? and also, if you ever wonder how a small country like germany almost took over the entire world t is easy to understand because of this gu

applause ] >> from comedy central's wo news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much, everybody! i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest, i'm so excited, a great comedian and aficionado of food. jim gaffigan, everybody! (cheers and applause) but first, happy belated fourth of july, everyone. i hope you had an amazing weekend because mine truly was. i actually got asked to join taylor swift's squad. (laughter) yeah. she gives you the flag bikini when she sends the text. (laughter) it was really cool. what a great holiday. getting the day off. celebrating independence. the perfect time in america to achieve something historic. >> after a nearly five year long journey juno spacecraft sent a message from 540 million miles away. nailsa scientists at the jet propulling lab in southern california are calling this the hardest thing they've ever done, successfully putting a jupiter's orbit. >> after a 1.7 billion-mile journey we hit our burn targets within one second on a target just tens of kilometers

applause ] i from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah) ♪ >> trevor: thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. we have a great show tonight. our guest writer at th the "new yorker" and author of "jackson, 1964", calvin trillin is joining us, evened! (cheers and applause) first, let's talk about beaks. a few days ago britain voted to withdraw from the e.u. and england is take it seriously. >> days after voting to get out of the e.u., england is out of the european soccer tournament. >> one of the greatest days in the history of football. iceland are in the quarter finals. >> 2-1 loss to iceland last night will go down as the worst moment in england's football history. >> trevor: wow the worst moment in england's football history. they've had tragedies where people died and this is the worst moment? that is a smart move crying into the ground. the guy is just, like, i may have let my country down but i'm not ending up as a bloody meme! hide my face! (laughter) i don't think you understand how big an upset this was. th

applause) ♪ from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahelcome, everybody, to "the daily show" thank you for joining us! i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest is chuck klosterman, everybody! (cheers and applause) first up, today is national handshake day. as you all know, because today's also national knowing about fake holidays day. earlier this week, the very serious occasion was observed by the leaders of the united states, mexico and canada. >> president obama's visit to canada yesterday, he was there for the north american summit with the leaders from canada and mexico when this happened. (laughter) >> trevor: you see! this is why black people invented fist bumps! to avoid moments like this! and you don't even get the full gravity of this situation on the news because when you zoom in you realize how complicated this handshake really was!

>> oh, my, i think it's trevor noah. >> it's trevor noah. >> there he is.ps? >> we'll find out. >>> plus the signature sound. mo rocca digs into the roots of the city's unique way of speaking. how the accent may be getting stronger. >>> right now, time to show you headlines from around the globe. the los angeles times reports on hollywood remembering its invisible voice of the '50s and '60s. ♪ i feel pretty oh so pretty i feel pretty witty and gay ♪ >> natalie wood in "west side story." her family included oaudrey hepbu hepburn's numbers in "my fair lady" and "the king and i." >>> britain's telegraph reports on prince harry that he regrets not talking sooner about the death of his mother princess diana. while going to a charity on mental health he did not address his mother's death until three years ago. he said it's okay to suffer as long as you talk about it. i'm surprised he's talking about it. >> still very guarded when i saw him a few months ago. understandably so. those are private moments. >> he's exactly right. helping to talk about it. >>> "the was

thank you, ever, i'm trevor noah.a wonderful author terry mcmillan is joining us, everybody. (applause) but first let's continue in our continuing coverage of the countdown to the rio olympics. well, it turns out rio has miraculously turned everything around and everything is going according to plan. (laughter) oh, eye i'm sorry, i keep forgetting. it is the southern hemisphere so it'she

thank you so much, everybody, i'm trevor noah. r guest tonight from "orange is the new black" laverne cox is joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: but first up, the brexit fallout continues in europe this week, particularly for bore is johnson, the former london mayor who looks like a done-- donald trump hairchg an allergic reaction to bee string. johnson supported breaksity and is now a leading candidate to become the next prime someone ay posted a video of johnson talking about brexit. what was interesting was where they posted it. you see, they put it up on pornhub with the title "dumb british blonds [bleep] 15 million people at once." >> now pornhub is apparently leaving the video up which i think is kind of mean. because you know there are some people who are going to be watching the video and not getting the joke. and they're just going to be sitting there like come on, come on. k come on! where is the pizza guy, come on! come on! that's mean, pornhub. let's move to our pain story. the hillry clerch ton cam

i'm trevor noah.eryone! (cheers and applause) first up, did you guys see the shooting that happened two days ago? because don't worry, if you missed it, there was another one yesterday. baton rouge, louisiana and falcon heights, minnesota. two videos in two days of police fatally shooting two blackmen who, when you watch the video, did nothing to warrant them losing their lives. you know the hardest part of having a conversation surrounding police shootings in america, it always feels like in america, it's like if you take a stand for something, you automatically are against something else. such a strange world to be in. you're either a cat person or a dog person. you know, you're a red sox or you're a yankees. when you text, you type lol or ha ha ha! personally i'm lol. i know a lot of people are ha ha ha, and i respect that. the point is we can come together and hate those who type lol lol lol lol lol lol. you can't laugh out loud, ha ha ha ha ha. it should be one way or the other. but police shooti

and so i urge you to live every day like it's your last. [ laughter ] >> "daily show" host, trevor noah is here in philadelphia, covering his first election in the u.s., and trevor will join me live to discuss this most unconventional -- how many times have we said that -- election in american politics. we are live from historic independence mall in philadelphia on day one of the democratic national convention with temple university and other great fans from this wonderful city who have joined us live. we'll be right back. proud of you, son. ge! a manufacturer. well that's why i dug this out for you. it's your grandpappy's hammer and he would have wanted you to have it. it meant a lot to him... yes, ge makes powerful machines. but i'll be writing the code that will allow those machines to share information with each other. i'll be changing the way the world works. (interrupting) you can't pick it up, can you? go ahead. he can't lift the hammer. it's okay though! you're going to change the world. legalzoom has your back. for your business, our trusted network of attorneys has provided gu

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i'm trevor noah, your host! we made it in cleveland and hopefully we'll make it out alive.ould be chaos and haven't been disappointed. where do we start? in the first few hours, hundreds of convention delegates tried to boycott. wrong try better. the police came out and said they don't feel safe. maybe because this is going on. i never understand the camouflage. if you're trying to blend, in maybe start by losing the enormous assault rifles, people! (applause) last night the republicans put on a three-hour prime time show called "foreigners are coming to kill you." other than that, everything is great in cleveland and i'm not the only one who feels this way because i'm joined by

. >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, everyone, i'm trevor noah. this is night two of our republican national convention coverage. here in cleveland, ohio, people! we're here! where it's happening! our guest tonight i couldn't be more excited renowned journalist and host of amanpour, christiane amanpour is joining us, everybody. (applause) but first, but first, guys, honestly this has been such an exciting day. so much has really happened. tonight wednesday was the night where we heard speeches from the republican candidate was got destroyed by trump. so i was hoping, i was hoping that tonight donald trump would hum il yait ted truz on stage for old time sake. but donald trump didn't even wait until tonight. and this is true. ted cruz was speaking this afternoon in cleveland and trump interrupted him with his plane. >> our party now has the nominee. and i don't know-- all right. that was pretty well orchestrated. jeff, did you e-mail them to flied plane right when i said that? (applause). >> trevor: that is how crazy this convention is. a plane is

i'm trevor noah. so we're done, people. we're done.and at this rate, pretty soon, the country will also be over. yesterday, donald trump spent his entire 75-minute speech pitching a horror movie about how a fictional america is a place where you should be afraid of everything. we had a whole show planned about trump, you know. we had him in, like, a jason mask, and we had all these jokes about that. but then a few hours ago, we're, like, (bleep) it. yeah. yeah, to be honest with you, we always talk about trump, all of us. the guy says anything, and it's news. he farts from his mouth and we talk about it for hours -- what do you think that smell means? but the convention is over. he said what he needed. later on in the show we'll break down how much bull (bleep) he spoke, but for now let's talk about something else. because it was easy to forget this week that while this (bleep) show was going on, other things were happening in the world. the british appointed their second ever female prime minister. (cheers and applause)

welcome to the "daily show" i'm trevor noah coming to live from philadelphia.cially accepted the nomination as president of the united states. this is it. exciting. she made history as the first zayn person nominated for president this year. now we will get into the highlights of hillary's speech in a moment. one of the moving moments came earlier from the parents of a muslim army captain who gave his life fighting in iraq. >> donald trump, consistently smears the character of muslims. donald trump, you're asking americans to trust you with their future. let me ask you, have you even read the united states constitution? [cheers and applause] >> i will, i will gladly lend you my copy. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: no, no, no. what are you doing? he hates those two things the most, muslims and reading. no. after more speeches and a beautiful katy perry show it was time for hillary -- first, first. as customary in american politics her daughter came out to introduce her. >> our daughter charlotte is nearly two years old. she loves elmo. she loves blue berries.

welcome to the "daily show" i'm trevor noah coming to live from philadelphia. this is it, ladies and gentlemen. moments ago hillary clinton officially accepted the nomination as president of the united states. this is it. exciting. she made history as the first zayn person nominated for president this year. now we will get into the highlights of hillary's speech in a moment. one of the moving moments came earlier from the parents of a muslim army captain who gave his life fighting in iraq. >> donald trump, consistently smears the character of muslims. donald trump, you're asking americans to trust you with their future. let me ask you, have you even read the united states constitution? [cheers and applause] >> i will, i will gladly lend you my copy. [cheers and applause] >> trevor: no, no, no. what are you doing? he hates those two things the most, muslims and reading. no. after more speeches and a beautiful katy perry show it was time for hillary -- first, first. as customary in american politics her daughter came out to introduce her. >> our daughter charlott

i'm trevor noah. so we're done, people. we're done.al night in cleveland, the republican national convention is over, and at this rate, pretty soon, the country will also be over. yesterday, donald trump spent his entire 75-minute speech pitching a horror movie about how a fictional america is a place where you should be afraid of everything. we had a whole show planned about trump, you know. we had him in, like, a jason mask, and we had all these jokes about that. but then a few hours ago, we're, like, (bleep) it. yeah. yeah, to be honest with you, we always talk about trump, all of us. the guy says anything, and it's news. he farts from his mouth and we talk about it for hours -- what do you think that smell means? but the convention is over. he said what he needed. later on in the show we'll break down how much bull (bleep) he spoke, but for now let's talk about something else. because it was easy to forget this week that while this (bleep) show was going on, other things were happening in the world. the british appointed their seco

i'm trevor noah. 7 we're coming to you from the university of pennsylvania's annenberg center which meanshe "daily show" is officially in philadelphia, baby. we're here. we made it here. week two of the conventions. last week was cleveland. and this week we're clearly in the manliest city in america. because everything in this city is about men, everything. it's the city of brotherly love. home of the founding fathers. yeah. boyz ii men. ( laughter ) yeah. like, even the football team is the eagles. the only animal that has male-pattern baldness, the only one. haugh laugh i mean, on top of the city hall tower i saw a statue of william penn with his dick out. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) he looked like he was peeing on philadelphia. and here's what's so great about all of this. all this masculinity, and this city made history by nominating america's first major party female presidential candidate! ( cheers and applause ) we're so excited. we'll talk more about it. we have a guest tonight, the chairman of hillary clinton's campaign. john podesta will be joining us, which is really e

john stewart left the show last year when trevor noah took over.ere who is nominated: "comedians in cars getting coffee" "jimmy kimmel live" "last week tonight with john oliver" "the late, late show with james corden" "real time with bill maher" "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon" and how did taylor swift get worked in the emmy's? here new man tom hiddleston got an emmy nomination - for his role on the amc series the night manager - and while talking about that with the hollywood reporter they also asked him about his relationship with taylor swift. he didn't say much, but did say it's not a publicity stunt - that they're together and they're happy. it's 5:xx and xx degrees. coming up on good morning toss to john fios is not cable. we're wired differently. so we wired the wagner's house with 100 meg internet. which means that in the time it takes mr. wagner to pour a 20 oz. cup of coffee, 12 seconds. that's the power of fiber optics. and right now you can get 100 meg internet with equal upload and dowloads speeds, <

i'm trevor noah, your host! we made it in cleveland and hopefully we'll make it out alive.e thought this convention would be chaos and haven't been disappointed. where do we start? in the first few hours, hundreds of convention delegates tried to boycott. wrong try better. the police came out and said they don't feel safe. maybe because this is going on. i never understand the camouflage. if you're trying to blend, in maybe start by losing the enormous assault rifles, people! (applause) last night the republicans put on a three-hour prime time show called "foreigners are coming to kill you." other than that, everything is great in cleveland and i'm not the only one who feels this way because i'm joined by the best (bleep) news team in town covering the convention. first up, jordan klepper, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> yes, thank you! >> thanks, trevor. things are going great over here. loving cleveland, go cavs! as far as the republicans fear mongering, i'm not buying it. >> trevor: what's in your hand? >> oh, my blankie? just drafty out here. don't worry we're ant t