i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight here to talk about her new book actress gabourey sidibe is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) as you know, it was another category 4 (bleep) storm today from president trump, and we will get to that. but first, the world is still reeling from the giant cyberattack that shut people's computers down and, now, a new hack is threatening one of america's most treasured institutions. >> hackers are reportedly holding disney's new film "pirates of the caribbean: dead men tell no tales" hostage. the options, fork over a large amount of cash or the hackers will release the film before it hits theaters in ten days. so far r far, we're told disney isn't biting. >> trevor: oh, no... ( laughter ) pirates of the "pirates of the caribbean" ( laughter ) i feel like this time the hackers went too far because they forgot mickey mouse is a bad-ass. you don't get to the top of the cartoon world without breaking a few brooms. he was probably on the phone like liam neeson -- (mickey v

www.captionmax.com from come he de central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight the founder of a new way of life, a program that helps women start new lives after prison, susan burton is here, everybody, joining us on the show. going to be a really interesting chat. but today was another earthquake of a day in washington, right? today's late-breaking news, because this happened lit reallily every day now, right, we start the day going i can't believe what trump did yesterday. by the end of it it is more like i can't remember what trump did yesterday, that was so long ago. well, today's news was that the justice department is now appointing a special counsel to head the investigation into russian election med el-- meddling, right? that's a good thing, yes. and people are talking about president trump being in real trouble this time, which means for trump, it's a normal wednesday. like when he heard they appointed a special counsel, he was probably like special

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! we've a great guest for you tonight, wanda sykes is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, i just want to say real quick, we had a double shot of really good luck this weekend and i just want to take a second to thank you, all of our fans, on saturday "the daily show" received a glad award and then on sunday we also received an mtv award. thank you so much, we couldn't have done it without you. ( cheers and applause ) and to top it all off, i'm sure you all saw what i did at the kentucky derby. ( cheering ) let's move on. so last thursday, house republicans passed their version of a healthcare bill to replace obamacare, all right, which would basically remove the obama and the care part. and if you haven't read all the details yet, guess what? you're qualified to be a congressman. >> did you read this entire bill? >> yeah. i wouldn't say every -- yes, i tur

i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight here to talk about his new movie "king arthur," djimon hounsou is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) such a big fan of his. and speaking of kings, my friends, trump's getting closer. ♪ >> breaking news -- jim comey is out at the f.b.i. >> the f.b.i. director james comey has been fired. >> today president donald trump informed f.b.i. director james comey he has been terminated and removed from office. >> trevor: wow. trump fired the f.b.i. director. you can't just fire the f.b.i. director. like, i mean, if he's gone, who's going to investigate russia's ties to -- oh! ( laughter ) ( applause ) and you know what? you know what? i know we said trump was an african dictator, right? but right now -- but right now, even africans are watching this going, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! wow, that trump does not (bleep) around, eh?! ( laughter ) this is a blockbuster and tomorrow we'll cover more on the show, but i have to share the reason trump is giving for firing comey. there's no

applause] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thanks for tuning in! i'm trevor noah. tonight one to have the original kings of comedy, comedian d.l. hughley is here! ( cheers and applause ) so excited for that. obviously, we'll talk more about trump and comey. before we begin, exciting news out of south korea. this week they elected their new president moon jae-in. but what's more exciting is how south korean tv showed which candidate was winning. ♪ all right, south korea, you win! k. pop, gangnam style! this is the greatest. from now on every major government announcement has to be revealed this way to connect with millennials. if president trump says he's taking america into another war, the very least he can do is twirk when he's giving the news. that's right, yeah, yeah. uh-huh, that's right. so much winning, so much drinking. ( laughter ) i like how that video bothers some people more than another war. but let's move on to someone not dabbing much lately. for

i'm trevor noah!ur guest tonight is timothy snyder, the aw author of new bok on tyranny which is titled "on tyranny," which is the way every book should be titled. if "moby dick"'s title was on big ass whales, i would have read it. right to the news. remember last week when trump administration was in deep (bleep) after the firing of comey, then suspicions raced on relations with russia, and the day after that he hosted russia's two top diplomats in the oval office. then we're, like, oh, man, can't get worse, we're wrong. >> breaking news. president trump reportedly revealed highly classified administration to russia's foreign minister and ambassador in a white house meeting last week, this according to "the washington post" which cites current and former u.s. officials saying trump's disclosures jeopardized a critical source of intel yedges on ticks. >> trevor: i knew it! ( laughter ) no, i knew something was up when i saw president trump with the russians, and they were smiling. there's only two tim

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. our guest tonight, w. kamau bell is joining us, everybody. but first, yesterday was may 1. also known as international workers day. now, it's usually a time for peaceful marches, protests, and occasionally breaking (bleep). >> a may day rally turned violent in portland after riots broke out. >> demonstrators throwing smoke bombs, molotov cocktails and other objects at police officers. >> dozens arrested as self-described anarchists charged police officers with incendiary devices as trump and anti-trump demonstrators faced off. >> trevor: it is so hard to be a bike cop. ( laughter ) day in, day out. you're out there with your bicycle, looking goofy, and then the one day when other cops get to dress up in scary riot gear, they still make you carry the bicycle? ( laughter ) "don't i get a shield, man?" "shut up, bike guy!" obviously, this is serious stuff, right. this was su

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight is starring in the fox mini sears, shots fired. sanaa lathan is here, everybody. but first up, there's so much going on today. but i just want to start with just one weird little thing that you might have missed. >> a tweet poking fun at president trump and his wife melania was apparently liked by melania trump's own twitter account. thises with a tweet, seems the only wall donald trump has built is the one between him and melania. but it's not clear if melania trump liked the tweet herself or if she was hacked. her account has since unliked that tweet. >> trevor: i'm sorry, if she was hacked? no, no, really? hacked? that would be the most low-key hacker in the world. i am in, sir, i'm in the main frame. we did it, guys. we liked the tweet. great work, all right, the tax returns, no, no, no, just leaf-- all right, done, done, done. like i don't kn

i'm trevor noah.ed to on the show, former presidential senior adviser valerie jarrett is going to be here everybody. we're going to have a great conversation. but let's get into the show. i don't know. what do you guys want to talk about? ( laughter ) oh, i know, the f.b.i. yeah. just in case you decided to spend yesterday in airplane mode, this is what happened. the u.s. justice department had a major shake-up, and not in a fun, vibrating bed kind of way. no, the kind where you're not sure if the house will keep standing. >> stunning late breaking news. president trump has fired james comey as director of the f.b.i. >> trevor: now, i know what you're thinking. why did trump fire comey when comey basically got him elected? that's why. because trump doesn't want to be president. this is his revenge. that's exactly why he did it. ( cheers and applause ) trump is so angry-- "you gave me this job that i hate. so now you get the worst punishiment that i can think of: more time at home with your family. ( l

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah. tonight i could not be more excited. we have kerry washington joining us everybody. ( cheers and applause ) she's great, isn't she folks. after the world saw how a private conversation donald trump had almost destroyed him, most people said, "you know what? i've got to be more careful around mics." but down in brazil, the government heard that tape and was like... >> denying that the president seen here, authorized bribes. >> he's facing claims there are recordings of him discussing payments to silence a former speaker of parl. >> there are supposedly some tapes. >> a potential political crisis, tape recordings of potential payment of hush money by the current president. >> trevor: i don't understand this. how are people still being caught saying scandalous (bleep) on tape? here's a rule, guys, in 2017 you should always assume you're being recorded. "i assume i'm being re

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! we've got a great show for you tonight. our guest dr. elizabeth ford is here to talk about mental health in the criminal justice system. it's going to be a really interesting conversation. so stick around for that. but first, we're back, people! thank you for having us back. "the daily show" took a week off. yes, i had some parole (bleep) i had to take care of. even though we were gone, the news carried on, which was very rude, i must say. but we're going to try to catch up on everything in one show which might be possible but i think if we keep our foot on the gas and stay focused we can do it which is word for word the pep talk tiger woods gave himself before driving home the other night. see i slipped it in efficiently and we move on. first u up, news we missed from last week. greg gianforte was elected montana's new republican congressman, elected just a day after b

i'm trevor noah. we have three guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen, they are the hosts of the hit podcast, pod save america. jon favreau, jon lovett and tomorrowee vietor are here, they will be joining us. really funny guys. but first up, breaking news, netflix is getting hacked. >> a cyberattack aimed at netflix has all of hollywood on edge this morning. >> the sixth season of orange is the new black was set to come out june 9th but hackers using the twitter handle, the dark overlord claim they uploaded most of the new season to a torrent site over the weekend when netflix refused to pay their ransom. >> the dark overlord posting on twitter we are not playing games any more. >> thompson: really? tv shows being held for ransom? hashtag first world problems. people in nigeria are waiting for their kids to come home and these people are stressed about tv, really, really? although i will say this, they better not try that [bleep] with game of thrones because i will bring back water boarding so fast! you

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight a really fascinating man, the professor of neuroscience and author robert sapolsky is joining us, we will have a fun conversation but first a really big day today. president trump is back in new york city for the first time since taking office. yeah, you know what, can i just say, new yorkers throw the worst homecoming parties ever. in fact, desi lydic is at the protest right now. desi, what is going on. >> thanks, trevor, i'm here and people here have a lot to say watch. would be your welcome home message? >> i don't know, i guess i would tell him to take his [bleep] and [bleep] on his own [bleep] but i don't know if you can say that on tv. >> trevor: wow, i would have gone with welcome back. but you do you. all right, let's get right into the big newsk people. everyone has seen it by now but if case you had a bad eyesight than i've got some bad news about

stephen colbert leads the way with 337 jokes over trevor noah, and he's not too far wind with 13 anti-trump. jimmy fallon's third with 231 trump putdowns. and while president trump has been busy working on his agenda, he's been getting sued far more than his recent predecessors, as well. a boston globe analysis finds the president has been sued 134 times in federal court since taking office. that's almost three times the combined number of lawsuits faced by president obama, george w. bush and clinton at this point in their administrations. tomorrow, former president barack obama will receive the profile and courage award. the ceremony takes place at the jfk library in mass ps. kennedy's daughter, caroline, and grandson, jack, will present the this award. >> i think president obama really brought in a new generation just like president kennedy did. and certainly the generation that was inspired by my father transformed this country in civil rights peace corps, space. and i think the generationing that president obama brought into public life, my children among them, are going to go on to do

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i was talking with trevor noah and hasan minage and you left and after you left, someone came over andhter ) you're going to play freddy mercury in bohemian rhapsody. >> i could have my beyonce moment. >> stephen: are you a big queen fan? >> huge. >> stephen: do you have a go-to queen song or anything like that? >> a go-to queen song -- i think i like some of the more obscure ones. there's the one called lilly of the valley that i love, but somebody to love is huge. >> stephen: of course. ♪ find me somebody to love. ♪ find me somebody to love no? >> no. >> stephen: we don't have the right to it. that's a lawsuit right there waiting to happen. >> yeah. >> stephen: did you go meet the other lads in the band? did you go over and meet queen? >> i went to do some pre-recording and it was at abby road studios. so i was a little late to -- yeah, london traffic, whatever. but i was running across the street where i looked back and i see, you know, it's that iconic crosswalk that the beatles have the album cover for abbye abby n and instantly i'm, like, what's happening to me right now? i race

it has been proven that these comedians forgot that trevor noah hosted the daily show, but these comedianse the power to sway people's opinions in the way that they once did. when he heard someone like stephen colbert -- now you're doing this late-night show, trump is a super popular, doing well, the american public seems -- his supporters aren't being swayed by stephen colbert's opinion. it has to hit at your ego a little bit. >> harris: a couple things. for one thing, i'm in favor of more words, not fewer. we're not debating the freedom of speech, we are debating morality and integrity. when you look at the total picture of what's being said among these comedians, a lot of it is truly offensive on a very basic level. your imagination gets left on the sidewalk and you are in the gutter. that's not funny, but it's also morality challenging. you cannot reshape the character of donald trump into a joke if you don't know people, like sean spicer, it changes the comedian. >> sandra: is she saying keep it clean. more "outnumbered" just a moment , every step counts. a bayer aspirin regimen is on

if was on "the daily show" with trevor noah. he said something that was fascinating. of you think about united airlines, all of us have sent a message, all of us from fly aairplanes sent a message to company, we're not going to put up with this. so the movement is coming bottom up rather than top down, and so we have to get the citizens together again instead of fighting and then they'll tell the politics to knock it off but this is a long unwinding of problem that has been happening for i think a couple of decaded. you have been watching. >> host: i agree with you on that. one thing i found was very encouraging was the march for science which started from the march for women, which are people saying something positive in that this is walt we have to support. yes, it was a hit on -- particularly is in country for all the cut beck's science -- >> guest: but i think the march for science, brought republicans and democrats together 'didn't have to be in one party -- >> host: it was not partisan. >> guest: and there's concern about cuts to nih, which we're all concern abo

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trevor noah jimmy fallon dhipg in as well. kmeedically it's been great.rom the comedy clubs all up to the "saturday night live." >> they are driving a lot of the conversation as well in terms of the social commentary about this administration. tonight of course is the big "saturday night live." there's been around buzz dwaine johnson running for president against president trump in 2020 take a listen to what he said this week. >> there is a national poll that just came out this past week. >> like real news channels. >> like real news channel real national poll brought democrats and republicans saying i would beat donald trump it if we had an election today if to become president. i've been blown away i think over the years i've become a guy a lot of people relate to get up early in the morning at a ridiculous hour, go to work and spend time with the troops take care of my family i love taking care of peep. i think that kind of thing resonates with people. >> he sounds kind of serious about running for president hosting "saturday night live" what will you

washington to stage an anti-trump show, the night of the white house correspondents dinner, john oliver, trevor noahhe shadow of jon stewart. everybody except jimmy fallon seems to think they can play to half the country, the half that they think doesn't like this president. >> martha: let's take a look at stephen colbert's response last night. here's what he said. >> i had a few choice insults for the president in return. i don't regret that. i believe he can take care of himself. i have jokes, he has the launch codes. so, a fair fight. while i would do it again, i would change a few words that were cruder than they needed to be preheated >> martha: what do you think about that? >> the only words that stephen colbert should have added, were i am sorry, to that lame nonapology, and which he seemed to be doubling down on what was a gratuitously offensive joke about the president of united states. he has a talented comedian. i have been on the air with him. this was beneath him. by the way, cbs also needs to address whether it should allow this kind of garbage on the air because it's a pretaped show.

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i was on the daily show with trevor noah and i thought this was fascinating, he said if you think about united airline, all of us have sent a message, all of us who fly on airplanes have sent a message to the company, we're not going to put up with this. so the movement is coming bottom up, rather than top down, and so if we've got to get the citizens together again instead of fighting and then they'll tell the politicians to knock it off. this is a long, unwinding of a problem that's been happening for, i think, a couple of decades. you know, you've been watching. >> host: i agree with you on that. one. things i found was encouraging was the march for science which basically started from the march for women, people out there saying something positive in this is what we've got to support. yes, it was a hit on, particularly in this country for the cutbacks on science. >> guest: but i think the march on science, to are science. >> host: for. >> guest: for science, brought the republicans and democrats together. i don't think you had to be in one party. >> host: no shall it was not partisa

. >> i still think trevor noah had a great line, i was winning untilsa >>> now we're learning the presidentlved h the hunt for a government employee who retweeted photos comparing inauguration crowds. >> i remember the story on the left showing mr. trump's inauguration. on the right is president obama's 2009 ceremony. the tweet was posted to national parks service account. the size of the crowd was a major news story many first days of trump's term in office. it comes from e-mails after a freedom of information act request. pretty extraordinary too. the paper trail and seeing that the president himself wanted to know who did this. >> i want your name. and then what was he going do? have a chat? >> have a chat. >>> here's a look at other stories making headlines around the globe this morning. the post and kourure reports on an officer who killed an man. michael slager shot and killed man in the back. the charges will be dropped under a plea deal. a judge will determine slager's sentence. >>> "the wall street journal" reports a chairman of the pharmaceutical company mylan received one of the