i'm trevor noah. of amazon's hit show "transparent" jill soloway is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and, oh, real quick, we didn't even plan this, i just

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! my guest tonight a 17-year-old climate activist xiuhtezcatl martinez is joining us. a really fascinating young man. you will want to stay for that. first, donald trump has a surprise, not talking about tax returns. ( laughter ) before leaving office, barack obama left trump a note in the oval office. trump told us he got the note but he -- well, you know trump. >> i just went to the oval office and found this beautiful letter from president obama. it was really very nice of him to do that, and we will cherish that and we will keep that, and we won't even tell the press what's in that letter. >> trevor: that was the third day of donald trump's presidency back when he had that new president smell, that was like 18 scandals ago. remember that? ( laughter ) trump said he was going to keep the letter from the press, so the guy is a man of his word so i guess we'll never know

we're here with trevor noah.h: how do you feel like the south african perception of the united states has changed as we shifted presidents? >> i don't want to start any wars, but i do feel when traveling home to south africa and to many countries, people almost enjoy that america's going through donald trump. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> like, i know it's -- but not in like a bad lot for the country, just for the idea. because you must remember, america for a long time, has been the coolest kid and like just the richest kid in the world. >> seth: yeah. >> the only thing most people in the world have had over america is the presidents. so, when it was george bush, people were like, "you got everything, but haha." >> seth: yeah. >> you get what i'm saying. and then obama comes and then it's like, "well, this is not fair now." >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> like your president is basically like your dad. the dad of your country, and so your dad's got to be quirky and funny. your friends make fun of you. right, bec

i'm trevor noah!onight's guest, here to talk about the movie, femm "the mounn between us," idris elba is here, everybody! cheaper he's going to be right here. maybe he's going to talk or maybe he's going to sit here shirtless five minutes ( cheers and applause ) either way, it's going to be a good show. but first, what an exciting weekend in new york. the u.s. open finished up. rafael nay del beat out a south african in the final, so screw him. ( laughter ) but the story of the open was undoubtedly that of sloan stephens who started the tournament unseeded and ended the week boiling out of control. >> all that hard work, to hand you a prize money check for $3.7 million. ( cheering ) >> sloan, having done this once, does it give you a hunger to win another slam, to do this again, feel this feeling again? >> of course, girl, did you see that check that that lady handed me? like, yes! >> trevor: oh, man! i love her so much. i love it! finally a sports person who just tells it like it is! nonof that, oh,

i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight the creator of amazon's hit show "transparent" jill soloway is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and, oh, real quick, we didn't even plan this, i just wanted to say thank you so much. i will be told that i will be with you until 2022 or until i am impeached. so thank you so much for having me, support meg and supporting the show. i appreciate you. ( cheers and applause ) let's start tonight's show in detroit where kid rock who has been teeing a 2018 senate run gave a first stump speech recently. >> will you please welcome the next senator of the great state of michigan, kid mother (bleep) rock! ( cheers and applause ) >> you call me racist because i'm not p.c. as if you have to remind me "black lives matter." nazis and bigots and ban the kkk? i say, (bleep) all you racists, stay the hell away! if kid rock for senate has got some folks in disarray, wait till they hear kid rock president of the u.s.a.! >> trevor: wow! ( laughter ) i'm not going to lie, i thi

www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah! thank you so much, everybody. you guys are amazing! ( cheers and applause ) our guest tonight gucci mane is going to be joining us, everybody, chatting about his new book. ( cheers and applause ) but first, congratulations to all the winners at last night's emmy awards especially the underdogs. >> diversity reigns as women and people of color taking home some of the biggest prizes on television's biggest night. >> atlanta's donald glover became the first african-american to win a -- an emmy for comedy directing. >> sterling brown became the first black actor to win an emmy in a drama series. >> lena wade the first black woman to receive the award. >> trevor: fantastic, but how are we still having first black anythings in 2017. do you know how many emmy ceremonies there have been? 69? nice. ( laughter ) now i'm not complaining because last night's emmys were really amazi

i'm trevor noah!onight's guest, tennis star and author maria sharapova is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) we'll be chatting about her new book and everything tennis related. first, big news in the tech world today. apple announced the new iphone 10 -- but who cares? because this is the technology news that we're interested in. >> not safe for work. conservative senator ted cruz raising eyebrows this morning after liking a hard core porn video on his twitter account. take a look at this screen shot from his @ted cruz twitter account. appears he liked a tweet from an account called sexual posts, includes a two-minute clip that appears to be pornography. >> trevor: yep, of course ted cruz was search for porn by typing "sexual posts." that is the most generic, lame way to search for pornography. what else does he search? uncovered swimsuit areas. reproduction showing the outside parts. ( laughter ) you know what? i bet ted cruz doesn't even watch porn for the sex. he probably just gets exci

i'm trevor noah.ight's guests, promoting their new album "prophets of rage," chuck d and tom morello, joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) but first, if you've been enjoying the ongoing soap opera at the white house, there is an exciting new character for you to meet. >> hope hicks, who is one of the most trusted aides to the president, will now officially become the third communications director in this white house. >> now, hope hicks is a tremendously talented person. she started off with us right from day one. she used to be in my real estate company. i said, "what do you know about politics?" she said, "absolutely, nothing." i said, "congratulations." you're into the world of politics. right? ( laughter ) >> trevor: yeah, you know, we laugh. but that's the same answer that trump gave when america interviewed him for his job. "hey, donald, what do you know about politics? 'absolutely nothing.' congratulations, mr. president. you're hired." i think hope hicks will be perfect for this job b

i'm trevor noah. guest tonight from the movie "i do until i don't," lake bell is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also tonight, we have a special conversation with a former u.s. nuclear negotiator with north korea, and he's going to try and tell us what's going on in that part of the world. so that's going to be a fun conversation. stick around for that. but first, hurricane season continues with devastating effects. breaking news overnight, the most powerful hurricane to hit the atlantic. >> hurricane irma is leaving a path of destruction in the caribbean. >> smashing into st. martin, st. barts, anguilla, guadalupe, and bartholemew. >> and she is still churning at this hour. >> trevor: can i just ask a question? how many once-in-a-lifetime event is it going to take-- in our lifetimes-- for everyone to admit maybe manmade climate change is real? you realize that hurricane irma is the most powerful atlantic storm ever recorded. and that's exactly the sort of thing that climate scientists

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! my guest tonight fashion designer zac posen is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but first, as you know, hurricane irma hit the caribbean yesterday and because of the storm all planes headed to the area were forced to turn around. except for one plane whose pilot clearly watched sully one too many times. >> it got scary on a delta air lines flight. took a big chance and headed toward puerto rico just as hurricane irma was closing in. >> while other flights made an abrupt u-turn, the pilots and crews stayed the course toward pores ricco, once the plane landed the crew did a turnaround. >> they came in, did aircraft service, get the bags off, got passengers off -- 30 passengers inbound from j.f.k. for some reason and 180 on the way out. >> everybody arrived back at j.f.k. airport okay. delta officials say no one was ever in danger. >> trevor: a couple of thin

i'm trevor noah.guest tonight co-chair of the bill & melinda gates foundation, bill gates is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) put your laptops away! he's not fixing those today. before we begin, some news from croatia, billboards that featured first lady plan plan and the slogan just imagine how far you can go with a little bit of english have been taken down after her lawyer threatened to sue. just imagine how far you can go with a little bit of english. i can't believe that put that up there with melania's picture. it should have been a picture of donald, let's be honest. ( laughter ) although maybe melania wasn't mad. maybe she was trying to save someone else from her fate. to me it sounds like a threat -- learn a little english and you will end up a prisoner like me! don't do it! ( laughter ) but let's turn to our main story. over the last few weeks, we've seen a barrage of hurricanes hammer the caribbean and atlantic coast. but for the white house, there's been another storm brewing, not

i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight former interim ceo of red it and diversity activist ellen pao is joining us everybody. but first, but first, did you all love seeing sean spierls on the emmy -- spicer on the emmy's last weekend? no? well good news. that may be the last time you ever see him. >> the job offers for the president's former white house press secretary are not rolling in. nbc, abc, cbs, fox and cnn have all passed on adding sean spierlspiceras a paid contributk of for the reason. >> trevor: sean spicer can't get a job anywhere. now he's going to be forced to become a stripper? and a bad one. sean, you haven't taken any of your clothes off yet. >> actually, actually i've taken off more clothes than any other stripper in history period, period. >> trevor: i can't believe that every network turned him down and the sad part is he didn't even ask, they just prerejected him. just in case yes, it's a no, it's a no. i will say i think it's less about sean spicer 's credibility and more about the f

the trevor noah has been strong -- but trevor noah has been strong along young viewers.: that key demographic. he is now in place for the presidential election with a contract for five more years. in signingeen active their high-priced talents. o'brien.er, conan late-night talk shows are hitting their stride. >> comedy reflects whatever is happening in the nation, whether it is podcast or late-night comedy. people have tremendous interest in what is happening in washington who go to a comedy for a respite or to be sued because they are scared or upset with what is happening. because theyoothed are scared or upset with what is happening. that applies to comedy central, to viacom. no company has been held to more by the changing media pace of consumers. viacom has all these networks that spoke to a young audience, now watching youtube and netflix. you still have these networks trying to lock in a talent for a long time to make sure they can't go somewhere else, like amazon or facebook. scarlet: good points. lucas shaw, joining us from los angeles. julia: still using primet

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much, everybody! thank you so much. our guest tonight from the new comedy "ghosted," craig robinson is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) funny guy. we're going to have a good time. first, i know americans may feel like their congress is divided and dysfunctional, but you ain't seen yo uganda. >> a brawl in uganda's parliament breaks out over the debate about the president's eligibility to run for office again. i don't know what the weapons are but they're using whatever they can get their hands on. the constitution has an age limit of 75 for president. the 73-year-old president has ruled uganda by taking presidency by force in 1986. so the argument to change the law to allow him run again after age 75. >> trevor: the fast rule about ugandan parliament is you talk about ugandan parliament. what does that reporter mean, i don't know what those weapons are -- a mic stand! we have mic s

i'm trevor noah!ur guest tonight, here to chat about natural disasters, journalist and author kathryn miles is joining us, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) but first -- but first, mitch mcconnell, officially announcing today that he won't schedule a vote on the republicans' latest plan to replace obamacare. ( applause ) which means it's dead! kaput, finished! although, we shouldn't get too happy because this isn't the first time we have been told its dead. like it might be really sick, but it keeps surviving. you know what it's like? it's almost as if the republican health bill also has obamacare. that's what it meals like. you should be dead by now. i have very good health care, very very good health care. if i had myself, i would be long gone. ( laughter ) while america is no moving backwards, other countries going forward. >> breaking news the saudi arabia. a royal ce kree issued that will allow women in saudi arabia to drive. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: yeah, yeah! congratulations saudi ar

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest from the nbc show "superstore" america ferrara is is here everybody, going to be a fun conversation. but first let's not waste time, the most important story of the day. >> looks like a big change is coming for social media users after years of limiting tweets to 140 characters, twitter is testing out 280 characters. double the current limit. so if you are on twitter and you always seem to run out of room to finish your thought or add that extra emoji, you may be in luck. >> trevor: 280 characters. let me ask you a question, who looks at twitter and thinks, i need more of this? yeah, right now my haters can only make fun of my mom. what about pie dad? what about pie dad? honestly, these days we don't need any characters, let's be honest. there should be fewer characters on twitter. everything is pictures now anyway, you can say anything we want with two emoji

i'm trevor noah.y guest tonight star of "the lego ninjago movie," olivia munn is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) but let's get right to it because, if you haven't heard, one of the trump sons is going solo. >> donald trump, jr. is giving up secret service protection. now, the president's eldest son elected to forgo this service. trump, jr. lives in new york city, works at the trump organization, avid camper and hunter and says he wants more privacy than he can get with a bunch of agents following him. >> trevor: i love as donald, jr. is giving up security, they're reporting exactly where he will be and when. ( laughter ) donald trump, jr. will no longer be protected. he won't be protected when he was at work in trump tower, new york city or home on sutton place. and this is his phone number and don't forget he will be completely unguarded while camping in the berkshires! when donald trump, jr. heard this i bet he was, like, can i get them back?! being followed all the time has to be ayo

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! thank you, everybody! my guest tonight is out with a new book, katy tur is going to join us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) first, straight into the news of the day, former congressman anthony weiner was sentenced to nearly two years in prison for sexting with a minor. i wonder if when they arrested them the cops said, we can do this the easy way or the hard way! and he was, like, the hard way, please... ( laughter ) meanwhile, jared kushner admitted he was using a private email account to communicate with other white house officials. ahhh! private email? ( laughter ) kushner says what he did is nothing like what hillary clinton did and he'll explain the whole thing in his new book "what took place." ( laughter ) but let's move on to the story that's been blowing up your feed all weekend. friday night president trump went to alabama to campaign for republican senate

. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning inment i appreciate t i'm trevor noah our guest tonight joining us to talk about the future of artificial intelligence linkedin cofounder reid hoffman is joining us, everybody. (applause). >> trevor: but first, but first there's yet another video of a police stop gone wrong. it's from cobb county georgia and this one is a weird one. it's a weird one this time. the person in the car is a white woman. and the cop is speaking, you know what, just watch. >> fuse your phone, it's in your lap right now. >> i just don't want to put my hands down. i'm really sorry. >> no, no, i have seen way too many videos of cops killing people. >> but you're not black, remember, we only kill black people, yeah, we only kill black people, right. >> trevor: apparently in the cop's defense was that he was trying to calm the woman down, that is what they said he was doing am but i can see why it wasn't working because the cop says relax, we on