this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. thank you so much. good to see you. good to see you. take a seat. please, take a seat. we have got a jam-packed show for you tonight. everybody lows joe manchin. america is a broke-ass bitch. and if you've heard the new beyonce album, you're going to jail! so let's do this people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: okay, all right. before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on. first up, in business news. jetblue has officially announced that it will buy spirit airlines for $3.8 billion. yeah, $3.8 billion. yeah. what's crazy is that spirit still charged them $30 for a carry-on bag. ( laughter ) but, i mean, this is a smart move for jetblue. you know, a lot of people are confused. they're like why? but it makes sense. as a business you want to diversify. why just be an airline when

>> you know, the book i enjoyed was trevor noah's born a crime and his book was my inspiration because in reading born a crime, i thought i was going to-- the title is amazing at first. you know, very deeply personal about being important biracial in south africa and even his own birth was a crime, the fact that his parents got together and had him, and in fact, when my parents, you know, met each other and fell in love and had me, my dad in his home state of virginia could not have married my mother because in virginia it had not passed and i learned so much about apartheid and experience of apartheid to the individual both on the black side of the equation and the white side of the equation from trevor noah's work and i wanted to do the same thing growing up biracial in asia and i wanted to teach the reader what it was like to grow up in southeast asia post vietnam, but also, why i to this day still believe america is worth it and worth fighting for. i got it write the book because my six-year-old daughter abigail asked me that question. she said mommy, you don't have legs -- and she

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. thank you, thank you, thank you. everyone, thank you so much. we've got a great show for you tonight. take a seat, take a seat. we've got so many things to talk about. the pope is confessing his sins. russia is now beefing with people in space and our guest is the emmy nominated star of succession, brian cox is joining us on the show, everybody. so let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. all right. before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on. first of all, jeopardy has finally chosen its permanent hosts. and no, it's not steve harvey, he is too busy doing every other game show it is actually going to be mayim bialik and ken generallings, yeah, really,-- jenings, really, really great for them. congratulations to them. in sports news the nfl a announced

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. thank you every single one of you. take a seat, let's do this. we've got a jam-packed show for you tonight. "sesame street" is trying to spell sorry. dulingse sloan reads us a bed time story and good news. interracial marriage might finally be legal which means my parents are about to [bleep]. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. okay. let's kick things off with some big news coming out of washington d.c. now everyone is still shellshocked by the supreme court's recent decision to overturn roe v. wade, although this made conservatives happy because they finally made government small enough to fit inside a woman's vagina, everyone else was pretty furious. and people weren't just angry at the supreme coulter. no, they were pissed at democrats because they didn't codify roe v. wade. i

this is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. look at this. wow. oh wow. thank you, take a seat, everybody. thank you so much. this is going to be fun. this is going to be fun. take a seat, we have got a great show for you tonight. europe is feeling the heat, dulce sloan tries to make you late for work and president joe biden is hoping to fist his way to a higher approval rating. let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. (applause) okay. let's kick things off with europe. the continent with a long history of white on white-- unfortunately europe is not having a good time right now, there is still a war in ukraine which is also causing an energy cries i italy's prime minister has called it quits. britan has lost its leadership which means now they have to find another to turn a dand elyon into a prime minister. plus for the first time ever the e

this is the daily show with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much. thank you so much, take a seats, let's do this, people, let's do this, we've got a wonderful shore for you tonight, dallas has solved school shootings. we discover the truth behind fruit and inflation now has an evil twin. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. (applause) oh wow, thank you, thank you. let's kick things off with inflation, surprise. it's the reason parents are also throwing tantrums in grocery stores right now. for the past year or so the price of everything we buy has been skyrocketing because as companies face higher costs, to make their products, they have to pass those costs on to the consumers, and i know what you are thinking right now, you're like trevor, can't they keep their prices the same and make a slightly smaller

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. it was raining. it was hot. it was everything. thank you so much, take a seat. we have a jam-packed show. the world health organization is going to send us back to our apartment. and we wrap up season one of the january 6 committee. plus oscar winner daniel kaluuya is joining us on the show. so let's do this people. okay, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up with a few other things that are going on. first of all,. vladimir putin has announced he will unblock ukraine's ports. and this is good news. but i trust putin's deals as much as i would trust elon musk around my wife. we'll see how that goes. also, w.w.e. founder vince mcmahon has been forced to retire after it came out that he may have paid up to $filibuster million to hush up sexual misconduct allegations over the last 20 years. yeah, yeah, you know something is over the line when pro wrestling catc

this is the daily show with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in, thank you for coming out. thank you so much for being here. thank you so much for being here, thank you so much for being here. we got a great show for you tonight. take a seats, everybody. let's do this thing. we've got a great show. it's really packed, nancy pelg osi is kick off world war three, we sent ronny chieng to idaho and kim kardashian is going to beat mark zuckerberg's ass, so let's do this, let's jump straight into today's headlines. >> okay. before we get into the big stories let's catch up on a few other things that are going on. first of all, president biden has officially tested negative for covid and he got his doctor's approval to come out of isolation. yes, swi great. really is great. it is also the only positive approval he has at the moment, you know. but that's a start, that's a start. in economic news the federal reserve has an

tonight biden gets got, that's a wrap on january 6th and blitz bazawule, there is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. love it look at, this take a seat, everybody. let's do it we've got a jam-packed show for you tonight. donald trump is running from the law, well, not running but you know, bore is johnson gives the greatest farewell speech of all times and you will never guess which u.s. president got covid. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. all right. let's kick things off with the big news of the day, president biden has had a rough time recently. he couldn't get climate change action. he couldn't get free community college. he couldn't get tax hikes on the rich. but it turns out there is one thing he could get. >> we begin this hour with its breaking news from the white house where president joe biden is in isolation after he tested positive for covid. >> the white house press secretary

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody. welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you so much for coming out in person. this is it. look at you. look at you. look at you. take a seat. we have got a jam-packed show for you tonight. prince charles is balling out of control. reparations are finally here for one black family. and the supreme court has learned the error of its ways and vow to do better. no, i'm just kidding. they're going to kill us all. let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( applause ) okay. let's kick things off with the supreme court. america's got talent but for laws and stuff. from the moment amy coney barrett was sworn in, it was only a matter of time before the supreme court started restoring america back to its factory settings. and in the last few weeks, they decided that church and state should get a little cozier. they decided that america's real gun problem is that there aren't enough of them. and they decided that koochies are

talk about trevor noah. and in that same interview of "the new york times" a referenced earlier, you referenced you talk about other books like white rage like you would like to see even the president read it. wish i could ask you a question, what book would you have anybody working on the hill is a reporter or staffer read? >> i would rather have a reading list because it does talk about the pendulum swing of our nation every time we have a major civil rights movement and success and stepping forward. but there is a backlash that is part of the nations history. i think people should understand those in the military and that experience the war i always wanted. that's a good book about the iraq war and afghanistan in my generation of troops were thinking after not having been at war over ten years. and that coming-of-age story and what that is for military men and women. i would have a long list. and with apartheid in south africa read that. >> a reading list is fair. another book question i was so struck thi

. >> hello trevor noah. >> trevor: oh wow, these are tough interviews for me because i, you know whenever try and gather all your thoughts, have i to breathe a little bit. you are easily one of my favorite actors in all of like my favorite movies, the best bad guy. and in real life are you such a good guy which makes me go, you are a better actor, see i'm rambling now. welcome to the show. good to you have. >> very nice to be here, very nice to be here. no, i-- you know, i was just watching that clip. and it was very depressing. cuz that is not me, you know. and i keep, that's why i never watch the show stz oh really. >> oh no, i never watch it because i can't bear, i can't bear that guy. well, actually, that's not true, i quite like him but there san aspect of him that i go, why-- you know, why can't he just be a little nicer. >> trevor: you know, i think that's why the show is watched the way st. i remember when succession started. the thing that everybody said, all my friends said was have you watched succession. i said no i haven't. they said you should watch it okay, i will watch it

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you talk about trevor noah. and in that same interview of the new york times that i referenced earlier you referenced your affection or born a crime and you also talk about other books white rage which was a book that you referenced recently and that you would like to see eventhe president read . i wish i could ask you a question i will not ask you just what would you have anybody working on the hill, or staffer read? >> i would rather have a reading list, i'd rather put white rage on there because it does talk about the pendulum swing in our nation every time we had major movements and success and a stepping forward that there is this backlash. it's been part of our nation's history. i think that's one that you read. i think that people should understand those in the military about experience. brandon friedman who wrote the war i always wanted, that's a good book about the iraq war and afghanistan as well and what my generation of troops were thinking about not having been at war which it's our turn to go and t

. >> i'm 100% with trevor noah. i think we're underplaying this.ttacking us what else matters, seriously? if the robots are rising up, nothing else matters. >> but, remember, we had an expert opinion on yesterday telling us that it was actually a case of unintelligence. artificial unintelligence here. if you're not buying it -- >> the robot needs to be put down. >> i know that. the kid just went back to playing chess. blows my mind. >>> arizona cardinals star kyler murray may have to start set be this playbook if he wants to keep this new contract. carolyn manno has the "bleacher report." what's going on? >> my nephew is terrified of roomba. he may know something that we don't know. he's 4 or 5. the topic of intelligence, i'm not sure how smart this is. this suggests publicly that arizona just re-signs a guy who doesn't like to do this homework. kyler murray made a $230 million extension to the season. the number making headlines is four, that is how many hours of mandatory study time is in wright for the elite quarterback. the nfl network and espn

that but he told trevor noah natural immunity does work he said that in march 2020 and then downplayedo know the natural immunity does work but pharma has been controlling the narrative and he's careful to stay in step with what that statement would be from the white house and the establishment. for a lot of people the pandemic has been okay, people have been on zoom the whole time, been on vacation and second homes, country clubs that had their busiest two years, parents get private tutors but that's not how most americans live. elizabeth: are you saying he's too close to the pharma industry? >> i think basically the nih and saa and cdc have been city aries a big pharma throughout the pandemic. everything they've done have been in line with what pfizer and moderna have wanted. elizabeth: how do you change that? >> we need fresh leadership, independence, how on earth do you have a vaccine and that doesn't work and gets authorized anyways. we have too cozy of a relationship, we need to restore scientific integrity. elizabeth: doctor marty makary, thank you for joining us. i'm elizabeth