trevor potter, thank you so much for joining me. my attorney trevor potter.torney trevor potter. weladies, can i take you to the freshest of distant cultures? no. but komodo can. and it will. and i will, too. so, will you? i hope so. i know so. ice cream? okay. [ old spice whistle ] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. nation, folks, you may have noticed that my teeth are a little bit whiter, my skin a little spray tanner and my bosom is visibly heafimy rally to resd or fear was nominated for four daytime emmys. [cheers and applause] of course, folks, of course, everybody knows the daytime emmy is the best emmy. [laughter] that's where the real artists are. because they are not doing it for the tkpwhreults, the -- glitz, the glamour, even the respect of the audience. they are doing it because it beats porn. i have got the most coveted demographic, 70-80-year-old retirees, kids home from school and house pets that accidentally stepped on the remote control. four nominations. that's just two nominations less than daytime emmy juggernaut tr

well, thanks to my lawyer trevor potter, today, tomorrow just got one day closer. of course there are some who don't want to you have a voice. there are some who don't want you to have colbert superpac but you know what? i don't know about you but i'm not willing to ride in the back of the bus. with all this superpac money i will be riding in a private jet. who wants to ride in that jet with me? (cheers and applause) >> stephen: yeah! obvious-- obviously i mean metaphorically because even a g-5 only holds like five people so what can you do? let me tell you a story. about a young man named ben donaldsonton that i met in iowa in a diner. ben's unemployed. and he came to me with a list of concerns. handwritten. on the back of a grease stained paper bag. these were the issues that matter to him and his family and he gave me that list. and i don't remember what they were, i'm sure jobs was on there someplace. but i do remember this. ben gave me $10. and i made a promise to ben that i would find a way to spend that money. will you help me keep that promise to all the ot